The Teaser Trailer: Transcribed
I got so hyped that I combed through the entire teaser trailer at 0.25x speed to catch everything for prediction and speculation. But this might be helpful for people with screen readers, maybe? Or who can’t watch for any other reason.
This is pretty informal, but very interesting to think about!
(1) Luther and Ben walking into the a place lit with orange light.
Speculation: (manor?) I also might be wrong about it being Luther, it’s in shadow, hard to see.
(2) Zoom in on a decrepit, old, cobwebbed “Hargreeves home for Wayward Boys”, and a bird flies away.
(3) Reginald: “Our world is changing,”
(4) Five standing in a subway station as an empty train comes by.
Speculation: time traveling mechanism, also Ben was on a subway in the last scene of season 3, so could be connected!
(5) Reginald: “has changed.”
Another shot of Five looking at the subway from a different angle, slightly alarmed somewhat (I think)
(6) Reginald: “There are some among us”
Viktor as a bartender gets a call, and rubs at his eyebrow a bit.
(7) Reginald: “gifted with abilities”
Allison holds Claire’s cheeks, smiling, in some sort of bedroom.
(8) Reginald: “far beyond the ordinary”
Someone closes the door on Ben, who is holding a plastic bag and appears to be facing a bunch of prison cells, or some other grimy facility.
(9) Diego turning around a small girl with a big grin, who’s about to hit a pinata at a celebration, a bunch of other girls in party hats and their parents, presumably, in line behind her.
Speculation + Commentary: absolutely precious. This is likely Diego and Lila’s daughter.
(10) Reginald: “I have adopted six such children.”
Luther putting on a space helmet in a space suit.
Speculation: Something pertaining to Abigail was on the moon…that was the first timeline, but Spaceboy is looking to be returning!
(11) Reginald: “I give you.. the inaugural class”
Klaus in some sort of grimy apartment. It’s kind of hard to tell.
Speculation: He might be hanging from the ceiling, floating perhaps?
(12) Reginald: “of the Umbrella Academy”.
Viktor, Allison, Five, Klaus, Diego holding Ben’s jacket, then Lila in front of a phonebox in a snowy area.
(13) Luther using the camera to take a picture, saying “aaaaand…..smile!” The van (Diego’s van, most likely) is in the background.
(14) Viktor, Allison, Five, Klaus, Lila: not pleased, Viktor and Lila actually partly cover their faces.
Klaus says “oh no”.
Diego and Ben pose cutely, Diego looking serious while Ben is the only one actually smiling.
The screen gains a white border to show us the actual photo taken.
(15) Netflix logo
(16) Shots of them walking, then shots from the top, then shots from the “front” where we follow Diego.
Diego: “We’re back. We’re back, out the way. Out the way. Out the way.”
Lila: “I’m going in the front!
Allison: Why are you yelling?!
A chorus of groans from the rest.
Ben: Shut up!
(17) They get in the van.
Diego, punching the roof of the car: First mission back!
Ben: Hell yes! Let’s go kill this b****!
Diego driving, Five passenger, Klaus-Lila-Allison middle, Klaus is breathing into a paper bag
Ben-Viktor next to each other.
Luther in the very back.
(18) Comedic pause as everyone reacts with “what the hell” faces.
Allison: This is a rescue mission.
Ben: …Right.
(19) The subway line aesthetic comes in.
Typography: On August 8
The song, “The Final Countdown” starts playing in the background
(20) A huge drone helicopter takes off.
Speculation: I’ve already seen this on the timeline, but apparently this is “The Minerva” from the comics. Credit to @/feralnumberfive for pointing this out!
(21) Subway line graphics
Typography: See the Final Timeline
(22) Five and Lila at a glowing orange subway map, Lila running her hand across it.
Speculation: Likely how they traverse the timelines.
(23) Allison(maybe) and Luther(maybe) looking up at a white and blue pristine building, the van is parked.
(24) “You children bicker constantly..”
Luther does a light shove at Diego, who is in his vigilante gear again.
(25) They’re in the manor, Viktor is angrily punching someone (Ben?) while the rest look surprised, Klaus and Diego try to intervene.
(26) Viktor: “Yeah, and we drive each other crazy.”
Cut to Reginald, who is having this conversation with Viktor.
(27) Five and Diego about to punch each other, with Allison(maybe) coming in yelling at the end.
(28) Allison hitting a steering wheel/car dashboard.
(29) I assume our new characters for the season doing a dance and a synchronized clap. In an attic room (maybe) decorated with multicolored lights.
(30) Viktor: “But when things go to hell,”
On the clap, it cuts to an explosion. A dead soldier with a gun lies to the right, but it’s hard to make out.
Speculation: This is likely connected to the last scene with Ben and the soldier.
(31) It cuts away very quickly, but Five and Lila entering a ruined area, bright fires burning around them. They enter out of the subway with some strange runes and symbols for the “Station”.
Speculation: Another timeline, another apocalypse, or a destroyed Commission headquarters.
(32) A retro diner that sells chicken nuggets. The waiters are handing out guns.
(33) Viktor: “They’re there for me”
Shot of Viktor talking, then Five holding Lila as she breaks down crying. I think they’re still in the subway.
(34) Room with blue neon lights. Reginald strapping Allison down into a machine. Someone else strapping Diego down into a machine. There is a woman behind him. The lights turn red.
Speculation: The woman might be Abigail, Reginald’s wife. Doesn’t look like Grace. This machine might have something to do with the marigold that powers them all.
(35) A lever is pulled. Screen goes dark.
(36) Klaus: “God, what a bunch of losers…”
Klaus sits on the floor, Five, Luther, Allison on a couch.
(37) Diego shirtless and Luther, who seems to be big again, doing a fun little handshake.
(38) Five blinking except its purple instead of Blue.
Confusion: is this the subway again, or somewhere else? There’s a bunch of tile.
(39) A Santa running while shooting guns in both of his hands.
(40) A shot of the magical timeline subway from the subway’s perspective.
(41) A reveal of an Umbrella Tattoo, except instead of curving down it looks like the Umbrella is inside out and spiking up.
(42) Klaus with a bunch of candles and Knick-knacks, likely doing some sort of Seance.
(43) They’re in the van again. No Ben. Diego driving, Allison passenger, Lila-Luther-Five, and Klaus in the back.
(44) The drone thing flying somewhere
(45) Luther emerging from a ball pit with joy in his eyes.
(46) A gloved hand grasping another non-gloved hand with intense orange-yellow-red energy
(47) In a extremely white and fancy room, Reginald approaching with a gun and someone in the foreground falling over (unclear)
(48) Viktor with orange palms sending a plastic of energy at someone.
(49) Luther seems to be fighting someone, and Diego is throwing someone wearing heels through a glass door, same outfits as the handshake scene.
(50) A soldier being dragged by a tentacle. There are dismembered limbs on the floor (hand, head, part of a leg, maybe?).
In the background, something is on fire. Ben’s tentacles sprout from the back instead of his stomach. He takes a deep breath, the soldier flung far into the background with ease.
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