#tua s1e3

[laurrelise]

my friend is in college and we went to a coffee shop yesterday so she could get some homework done while i drew my favorite elderly 13-year old stitching his gunshot wound shut

anyways here’s my favorite part: the highlights

they are so damn satisfying

ignore us talking about cbd apple cider

[c0ffeeb1ack]

cha-cha cauterizing her cut with a fuckin hair straightener is insane. you don't have to like her but you do have to admit, she's the most hardcore character in the entire show

[someominousecho]

favourite thing about this season is the soundtrack, I think. I am so excited to hear We're Through this episode. I love watching Five kill people while Istanbul (Not Constantinople) plays in the background. I love listening to Kill of the Night when Five betrays the handler. I think they really got the songs right

[charcoalowl]

I have so many feelings about Grace Hargreeves. Imagine always being on the edge of experiencing emotions. On the edge of feeling anger, grief, and happiness (true happiness not the stable content state you were programmed to always occupy). Imagine there being an ocean of real human emotion just beyond reach. Imagine being able to sense its existence as well as your lack of ability to touch it. Imagine not even fully knowing what exactly that was supposed to be in you but isn't. Imagine not even being able to imagine

[firstpersonnarrator]

Thank you @Sheehab

[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

okay grace broke my fucking heart. she was so lonely :((((( her little circuits omg. i just. hhh. let this mom love her kids HDJWNCBKS.

[soshadysoquiet]

TUA Rewatch Drawings: S1E3

[ID: One large portrait image of ChaCha in her dog mask twirling one section of a halved pool cue in each hand. Beside her are seven smaller panels that show in comical drawings of: Five drinking whilst clutching Dolores, Diego cowering behind a table from gunshots, Allison getting knocked over by ChaCha, Viktor being sent flying by Hazel wielding a mace, Luther getting squished by a chandelier, Klaus in a towel getting carried off by Hazel and finally Grace merrily oblivious as she cross stitches. End ID.]

Favourite Moment: Probably the to kill / not to kill our robot mother debate. [Special mention to the sheer amount of bottles pooling out of Five's bag as he retrieves his mannequin wife]

Favourite Line: "Where's my knives?!!" -Diego. [the amount of times in a day the sound bite of this gets stuck in my head is bizarre.]

Most likely to skip moment: Viktor Vs Helen: The Bathroom Showdown. Not because it's bad at all, but I don't need that painful reminder of how my childhood felt!

Most likely to rewind moment: "Who the hell are these people?" "Who the hell are these guys?" The Umbrellas Vs Hazel & Chacha fight in general is so beautifully done.

I just love this pose from ChaCha. And I couldn't resist hamming up the absolute chaos of the Academy fight whilst Grace sits idly by and Five just drinks himself further into paranoia.

I very much enjoyed the placement of the words in this one because it makes it look like the world's weirdest threat.

[outofmemory]

TUA season 1 episode 4.... .... OK CAN WE DO NOT A QUENTIN TARANTINO AND SHOW FEET EVERY EPISODE, STARTING WITH S1E3?!?!?!?!? WTF!!!! 🤬🤬🤬 I appreciate that we are only showing male feet and not only female feet, like Quentin Tarantino and his foot fetish demands of him,... but still - PLEASE!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[lookingforhappy]

ok good news, i can tell you that:

Patrick divorced Allison around late July of 2018. Which is most likely the same time that Allison lost custody of Claire, if not earlier, as Allison's treatment of Claire is what triggered the divorce to happen in the first place.

Luther left for the moon around 2015 (since he only says "4 years" it's hard to determine the month but considering this is set during March i'd guess it was around springtime that he left) & didn't get back until the funeral. so probably left around March or at least early spring of 2015 for it to add up to 4 years.

but his injuries & the serum were inflicted way back in 2012 when he was 23 yro.

Viktor started writing his book in 2014, & it was definately released before the end of 2015, as we know Luther reads it before going to the moon. but unfortunately we don't have anything more specific.

there's actually a continuity error in s1e3 bc Luther sustained his injuries in 2012, yet he's seen in 2014 - 2015 reading Viktor's book without those injuries.

Diego left the academy when he was 17 (nearly 18 judging by Viktor's book), most sources seem to say you have to be at least 18 to apply to the police academy. had a bit of a dig & it seems like you're in the academy for around 6 months. i'm not 100% on how or when you can go train to be a police officer, but from what I gather it'll take around 3 - 4 months for an application to be processed, so if Diego applied on his 18th birthday, Oct 1st 2007, & it took 4 months to get into the academy, he could have been kicked out anywhere between Feburary 2008 - August 2008.

which fits with him being seen in Al's gym, and not the Police Academy, after Viktor's book was published in 2014. maybe that's why he's so angry abt the book, bc Viktor wrote abt how he failed to graduate from the academy? Vik defo had the time to find out abt Diego if this happened in 2008

bad news:

i can't get any more specific than that. tua seems fond of the "-- years ago" set up but nothing more specific like dates. so go wild with whatever you want the dates to be!

TL;DR

Viktor published the book around 2014 - spring of 2015

Luther left for the moon 2015, spring at the latest.

Allison most likely lost custody of her daughter in late July of 2018.

Diego probably got kicked out of the academy sometime between Februrary 2008 - August 2008.

When did Viktor publish the book. What date, what month. Along with that, what date and month was it when Luther went to the moon, and Allison lost custody of her daughter? And diego got kicked from the police academy?

[omegawolverine]

TUA GO GO GO GO !!!!

favorite male character: klaus wbk

favorite female character: ig cha cha? i think all the women in this show suck in a way that is hot but also very questionable and i think cha cha's questionable is most appealing to me

least favorite character: since watching the new season ig sparrow!ben but that feels like a copout bc he is Supposed to suck. idk who else id choose tho bc all the umbrellas are my fucked up blorbos (luther has officially grown on me) and the other sparrows r like. meh to me.

prettiest character: klaus and allison. klaus moreso in a gender way but also if i was robert sheehan and i looked like that, id never stop wearing the sluttiest shirts ever. and allison is just hot idk what else to say

funniest character: klaus ofc

favorite season: 1 tbh, i like the other two but i think i enjoy all the dynamics best in s1 and it was my favorite season fanfic wise as well so

favorite episode: s1e3 and s1e4 are my besties

favorite romantic ship: none, they r all too background, boring or fucked up to like (allison and raymond get a pass but i still wouldnt call them a favorite)

favorite family ship: i used to live in the klaus & ben ao3 tag so take a guess

favorite friend ship: almost all the pairings in this show are also family pairings so if i had to choose a non family friendship it would be klaus and raymond? bc they were fun together and i wish we had seen them more. also ig that could technically still be family but wtv

worst ship: all the incest ones, pls get help

[c0ffeeb1ack]

five's flashback is so well-done visually 👀 the way the ash starts falling on him inside the van... ooh babey

[someominousecho]

lil Five having that flashback in the van makes me sad every time :((

[charcoalowl]

the gentle love with which Diego shut her off. the utter trust in Grace's eyes

[brandofabio]

Lo sai che alla tua età io ero esattamente come te? Anch'io non mi sentivo all'altezza. Era come se avessi una vocina dentro che mi diceva costantemente "tu non vai bene". Poi ho capito che non la dovevo ascoltare perché non era la mia; che dovevo ascoltare solo me stesso. E così devi fare tu. Ti devi sentire più grande anche di quelli più grandi di te.

s1e3 // baby (netflix)

[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

OKAY SO WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK IS REGINALD HARGREEVES AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST IN?!!??!?! GRACE PLEASE WHAT DO YOU MEEEANNN

[michals]

michals rewatches tua s1e3

hmmm, so reginald thought people were out to get him? interesting now that we’re going back to the ‘present’ before he died in s3

it is interesting how much of s1 they had to ignore in s2 to make it work. like how much diego had to do with detective patch

as good as ellen and john are, there is no chemistry there

vanya again tries to stop a fight between diego and luther but specifically tells luther to calm down but it’s not half as harsh as when she was addressing diego in ep1

wow there is some real animosity between allison and diego i hope that comes up later

wow vanya’s room is sad compared to the others. it’s like half the size and there’s nothing in it.

‘you ever heard of a rope-a-dope’ shut up diego you try too damn hard lol

luther tells vanya to run and immediately tries to check on her during the fight with hazel 

i am actually surprised no one knew about luther’s accident/gorrilla-ing. i thought for sure they all knew he almost DIED and got turned into A GORILLA

is grace’s cross stitch a moon with a chunk broken off of it?

y’all diego is very actively hateful towards vanya in the first couple episodes, so like shut up that everyone else loves vanya but luther