#tu-ka

[rosy2k]

TU-KA 2000

[purichou]

[ayuvogue]

Ayumi Hamasaki as a cellphone cyborg for Tu-Ka (2000)

[clubhit]

TU-KA mobile advert from the early 2000s

[peachpaloma]

ayu

[porcelanitaa]

Once I saw a hc of Jason being latino and catholic. And now I'm really interested. But.. Latino how? From what country do you guys think he would be? I wanna say Colombia since my dad knows a Colombian guy named Jason so..

[sanskari-kanya]

Recorder Scandal in my room

We three — Bubbles, Blossom and I (wow so original Kanya) were roommates. We were literally ‘the girl gang’, we were so well bonded together. I still miss that girl gang feeling. One day, an argument broke between the Bubbles & Blossom. By the end of the evening, they had sorted it out and everything was fine yeah?

Bubbles told us she is gonna go out. And while going, she left her spare phone in the room with the recorder on to see what we would do and talk in her absence 😀

And like she predicted, Blossom opened up to me about how she felt about the whole fight that happened in the morning and that she thought the apology wasn’t genuine. Then she added how she dislikes the way Bubbles talks with her mother in a very demeaning and disrespectful manner and how controlling and orthodox her family is (she mentioned they are going to get Bubbles married in 3rd or 4th year of med school)

And I hummed in agreement BECAUSE I WAS CONCERNED. Although it wasn’t of any my business, as a friend, I really wanted Bubbles to talk respectfully with her mother. Irdc about their dynamics but ordering and demeaning her mom to not wear a dress but to wear a fully covered saree and a ghungat in 2023 was concerning to me 😭

Yeah so I agreered and the conversation ended there. Bubbles came back relatively early. Picked up the spare phone and started listening the recording. Wrote a long ass message to both of us saying how she hates us and nada nada and started weeping.

Now truly speaking, meri fatt ke 4 ho gai. As a girl, realising you were fucking recorded in your own fucking room is scary as hell. I called my mom, she was speechless. She told me to sort things out and get better of it. I did that. Despite not even being 10% as wrong as anyone involved, I tried to apologise and make the matter better but nah. She and her family started abusing Me and Blossom

So I was like, okay bitch. You wanna do it the dirty way. Next day, we called the hostel authorities and I told Bubbles that I will sue her for a breach of Privacy in a foreign country and get the passport detained 😊

Now what do you think was the reaction? Bubbles said her family has political influence (meri wapas fatt gai bhai) and her brother threatened to behead me with a sword. I was like HUH⁉️ She also got a few of my super seniors to wrongly accuse me of something I didn’t do.

Enter my bf with an even bigger political influence (what the actual fuck?) 😙 Told me to threaten them back with his name and made the super seniors apologise to me (i love life)

So yeah, this is how it ended. We changed rooms and my petty ass told the entire college about how Bubbles put a recorder in the room so nobody talks to them really. My head is fine, nobody tried to behead it (for now).

[tired-yashublr]

yeh science valon ko kis baat ka superiority complex hai bhai 💀💀

[sillverstreets]

CHIRKUT ZINDAGI YOU KNOWW 💃🏼💃🏼

SUN RE SUN BELIYAAA DIL NE DHOKHA DIYA AANKHEIN MILI TUMSE NAAZNEEN MERE HOSHO HAWAAS KHO GAYE

[gulaab-jaamun-galaxy]

Women's are simple beings... Badi divya aur madhur hoti hai unki dictionary... aur jab ek stree kisi mard se prem karti hai toh aur bhi khoobsurat ho jaati hai uski vaani... jaise...

Here are a few phrases and their meanings...

I need you - You need her

Itni zyada mohabbat karte ho tum mujhse - Main jeeetni tumse karti hoon utna kar paaoge kabhi tum? Huh, Kabhi Nahin!

Can you drop me home - Oye Hero, Baraat lekar nachte-nachte idher udher na nikal jaana, yeh ghar dekh lo yahin aana hai sidhe tumko. Bujhe?

Mere liye aapka prem kaafi hai, mujhe aur kuch nahi chahiye aapse - Chup chap weekly jhumke aur bangles shoppings jaana hai mujhe fir IMAX mein meri favourite movie dekhungi fir main daba ke Paani-Puri aur Momos khaungi fir Park mein ghumi-ghumi karna hai mujhe fir Library mein kitabein pardhte hue coffee piyungi tumhare saath

Apna khayaal rakha karo - Itni si baat tere moti bhuddhi mein kyun nahi jaati hai ki tujhko jitna hurt hota hai usse dugna mujhe hota hai ullu de patthe!

Look what I made for you - Oye Mister, chup chap acche compliments de mujhe baad mein apni sakhiyon ke saamne teri baatein karni hai

Tum pagal ho poore ke poore - Main tumse zyada pagal hoo chuki hoon

Ek thappad maarungi tumhe - Kisi ne ek kharroch bhi di tumko toh chamdi ukhaad dungi uski

Acchi lag rhi hoon na? - Mujhe toh pata hai main acchi lag rhi hoon bas ab tum bhi fatafat meri tareef kardo, mujhe aur bhi kaam hai sunder dikhne ke alawa

Pardhai kar lo tum bhi - Mujhe shaanti se pardhai karne de mere baap!

To know the other side of the list, contact my Ardhangini - @bareilly-wala-jhumka she'll tell you that list... 🌻❣️🌼

[rosy2k]

TU-KA CM / 浜作あゆみ

[purichou]

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

चलो ये इश्क़ नहीं चाहने की आदत है कि क्या करें हमें दू्सरे की आदत है

तू अपनी शीशा-गरी का हुनर न कर ज़ाया मैं आईना हूँ मुझे टूटने की आदत है

मैं क्या कहूँ के मुझे सब्�� क्यूँ नहीं आता मैं क्या करूँ के तुझे देखने की आदत है

तेरे नसीब में ऐ दिल सदा की महरूमी न वो सख़ी न तुझे माँगने की आदत है

विसाल में भी वो ही है फ़िराक़ का आलम कि उसको नींद मुझे रत-जगे की आदत है

ये मुश्क़िलें हों तो कैसे रास्ते तय हों वो ना-सुबूर मुझे सोचने की आदत है

ये ख़ुद-अज़ियती कब तक "फ़राज़" तू भी उसे न याद कर कि जिसे भूलने की आदत है

- अहमद फ़राज़

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

No one warned me ki 14 hote hi you will become a magnet for creepy men 💀

[hum-suffer]

(Mardo ki audacity unki aukaat ke bahar jaate hue dekh rhi hu)

[tujhse-raabta]

DID YOU BLOCK ME

always gonna give you up, always wanna let you down, as soon as I can I will run around and dessert you. i love to make you cry, I yearn to say goodbye, I will revel in telling a lie and hurting you