#behn ka lauda

[tujhse-raabta]

DID YOU BLOCK ME

always gonna give you up, always wanna let you down, as soon as I can I will run around and dessert you. i love to make you cry, I yearn to say goodbye, I will revel in telling a lie and hurting you

[farheenfatimahyderabad]

Musalmaan Ammi Hindu Lund

Ahmed ki Ammi aur uska muslamaan gharana

Mera naam Ahmed hai aur mai 22 saal ka ek neak shareef musalmaan ladka hoon, Mere abbu dubai me rahte hai aur Meri Ammi SHABANA behad haseen aur mohazzib khatoon hai. Meri 2 behne hai Ek Afiya baji jinki shadi 3 saal pahle hui aur ek beta hai 2 saal ka aur dusri Zubeda jiska nikah hone wala hai.

Ye un dino ki baat hai jab choti behan Zubeda ki shadi ka mahool tha, badi behan Afiya baji apne 2 saal ke bache rehan ke sath aayi hui thi, mere jiju aslam ghar ziyada nahi aate isliye Afiya baji ko bheje kar apni zimmedari se fariq hogaye, Choti behan Zubeda apni shadi ki khushi me khawabo me raha karti thi. Ammi ghar ki zimmedari aur ghar ke sare kaam me hamesha masroof rahti thi, hamare ghar ka naukar Ramesh subah savere aajaya karta tha use kafi madad milti thi hume.

Lekin shadi ke mahool me mai akela in sub kaamo se kafi masroof raha karta tha. Ek baar mai samaan lene bahar nikla mere bachpan ka dost Raghav raste me mila.

Raghav : Abey ahmed saale dikhta nahi aajkal kidhar hai

Ahmed : arey puch mat yaar Raghav kaam itna hai ke kya kahu

Raghav : kyu be shadi hogayi kya teri aise bolraha hai

Ahmed : nahi choti behan Zubeda ki shadi hai 10 din baad usi me busy hoon.

Raghav gussa dikhate hue..aby saale to bol na apne dost ko mai kab kaam aaonga kahte hue meri bike ke piche baith gaya, mai apne sache dost Raghav ko lekar apne ghar aaya, raghav ko sub hi jante the isliye mai use apne ghar le aaya, ghar aate hi Raghav aise mere ghar me ghus gaya jaise usi ka apna ghar ko mujhe acha laga ke mera dost mere ghar aaya hai meri behan ki shadi me madad karne.

Ammi : arey Raghav beta kaise ho ab yaad aayi hai hamare ghar aane ki.

Raghav :arey aunty ye ahmed kuch batata nahi, aaj bola ke zubeda ki shadi hai, pucho isse zara,, bol be ahmed.

Ahmed : arey bhai galati hogayi ab jane bhi de.

Afiya baji : Ahmed zara jakar ye samaan le aa (kahte hue raghav singh ko dekh kar) oho janaab kaise hai raghav.

Raghav : Afiya baji aapki shadi kya hui aap to bhool hi gayi kahte hue Afiya baji ke haseen namazi seene per halki si Nazar daali.

Ahmed ke dil me ajeeb sa hua lekin Afiya baji 28 saala ek bache ki ammi hai wo apne aap ko mahfooz rakhna janti hai, Ahmed ne itna dhyan nahi diya lekin Raghav singh Afiya baji ki Namazi chut ka pahle se ashiq tha.

Itne me Ahmed ka bhanja Rehan zidd karne laga ke usko dukaan se chocklate chahiye

Raghav ne bhanje ko apni godi me uthaya, arey kya pyara hai Afiya baji aapka ye chotu moto kahte hue dukaan lejakar laata hon kahte hue usko lekar dukaan chala gaya aur Ahmed apne ghar ke kaamo me lag gaya,

Ahmed ki behan Afiya baji Shalwar kameez pahne namazi gol Islami 36 ka seena, 30 ki kamar aur namazi 40 ki Gol Gaand badi haseen lagrahi thi, itne me Raghav Ahmed ke bhanje rehan ke le aaya aur afiya baji ke paas lejakar halke se kaha Rehan ka khayal hamesha ache se rakhna, Afiya baji halki se Nazar se Raghav ko dekhte hue, hamesha rakhti hon isme mujhe tum hi Nazar aate ho, Ahmed ko pata hi nahi tha ke ye Afiya aur Raghav singh ki najayaz mohabbat ki nishani hai

Itne me ghar ka Naukar Ramesh aakar Afiya baji se paise mangne laga

Ramesh : Afiya bibi Shabana bibi ne aapko paise dene ko kaha.

Afiya : Ramesh mai abhi lati (kahte hue Afiya apna namazi Nazar Raghav ki nazro se mila kar chali gayi.

Raghav : Kya be Ramesh kaisa kaam karraha hai ghar me?

Ramesh : kya bataon meri patni roz mujhse jhagda karti hai mera dimaag kharaab hojata hai (itne me Ahmed ki Ammi aate hue sun leti hai)

Ahmed ki Ammi : arey Ramesh tumko boli hoon kayi baar ke aise tension nahi liya karte har baar jhagda hojata hai bechara Ramesh ka hamare dekho kaise parshan rahta hai (Ahmed ki Ammi ki hamdardi aur Ramesh ka akelapan ek naya mod leraha tha Ahmed ke ghar me).

Ahmed niche seedhiyo ke paas khada aur jab Ramesh afiya se paise lekar niche aaraha tha tab Ramesh ki dhoti se uska Uncut pyasa bhagwadhari lauda latakte hue Nazar aane laga aur jaise hi Ramesh niche aaya

Ahmed : abye Ramesh tu pagal hai kya sidhe kapde pahen ke aya kar buddhu

Ramesh: Ahmed baba dusre itne kapde hai nahi aur bina dhoti ke lungi ke mujhe kaam karna nahi aata (kahte hue bahar samaan laane chala jata hai)

Ahmed Ramesh ka napaak bhagwa sanatani uncut lauda dekh kar pareshan hojata hai ke ye buddhu sa dikhne wala Ramesh ka lauda inta mota aur ajeeb tha ke Ahmed ko apne hi ghar me sharm aagayi.

[evermoredeluxe]

saying “behnchod behn ka lauda madarchod” just to satisfy my inner punjabi

[lyricsocean]

Ek number wali gaadi rakhne wala launda Do number wali daadi rakhne wala launda Yaar dilli se mohali rakhne wala launda Lekin bandi bas pahadi rakhne wala launda

Paise ki baat na ho to ho jata behara launda Chup chaap kisi ko kuch bhi na keh raha launda Center tak jaankari rakhne wala launda Kanche kaafi zyada bhari rakhne wala launda

Jaden smith fashion titch karne wala launda Kabhi bhi bhaiyo pe na snitch karne wala launda Six nine naahi na he naam se or nahi kaam se Side’in kabhi bhi na switch karne wala launda

Gas puri banata sode paani wala launda Bandi se puch kitne chaude seene wala launda Hater’on ko bhi feel bad dene wala launda Guddi pe taid taid taid…

Har baar cheer faad karne wala Tere career ke saath khilwaad karne wala launda Panga nahi chota mota lene wala launda Jalnewalo ke muh mein launda dene wala laun..da Get it

Yeah eh! Yeah eh! Yeah eh!

Teri maa ki fruit chaat khane wala launda Munh na khole puch taach mein yeh wala launda Tatti rapper’on ko kabz dene wala launda Hindi rap mein launda shabd dene wala launda

Bada bhai cheer faad dene wala launda Tera bhai g faad dene wala launda Chhota bhai g saar dene wala launda Mauka dekh seedha teer baad dene wala launda

Cicle career jet karne wala launda Baal ho ya bandi wet karne wala launda Ya toh out ya to 100 aisa khele kaunda Kaise bhi ho pitch sehwag jaisa pele launda

Kaale sheeshe aali gaadi chale baitha launda High beam jaise taura maare aisa chaunda Saare bhaaje door haande sho mein launda Baat kare dcp te le ke sho mein launda

Jab tak rehta chup chaap lagta badhiya launda Koyi kare ungli zyada deta saria launda Dinn raat kari ek tabhi chadh gaya launda Saare hote motivate kaam aisa kar gaya launda

Are ho jaye phir! Hahah!

Seedha muh mein wifi dene wala launda Bongchie ke bina high dene wala lauda D se pehle excite karne wala launda Sakhti dekh left swipe karne wala launda

Kylie ke lips hai ye shine dene wala launda Punch pe punch punch line dene wala launda Pele bhai messi ronaldo maradona Ghughat odh liya? Kar ab pairi pauna

Amul ki tikki zubaan pe butter launda Hand pump ukhade gaddar launda Mubarak ho bali hua pura heera launda Helmet pehan lo chalne wali hero honda

Sunn naa ahh ahh kar dega yeh launda Bina chorus ke gaane hit kar dega yeh launda Har ek shabd mein majje dene wala launda Pata to hai ki hasa dene wala launda

Memes se gaana pura bhar dene wala launda Mitha sa pyaar ka ek dard dene wala launda Fotty bhi bole behn** tu hai galt launda It’s yo boy bole haashmi hai murder launda

Mere jaise koyi na iklauta launda Nicki minaj mein jo fit mera anaconda.

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