#ttte oc: edwin

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Fluffy au of Railway workers

Duck on the phone: come get your boys

EDWARD AND EDWIN ARE FIGHTING

James on the phone with Duck watching Donald and Douglas through a window: um. You first.

Duck: beg pardon?

DONALD AND DOUGLAS ARE THROWING FISTICUFFS

James: they’re fist fighting again

Duck: son of a gun, not again. Ok, your boys are screaming at each other!

James: are they screaming louder at each other to assert dominance? or just yelling at each other?

Duck: *checks* the second one.

James: I’ll be there in 10.

Duck: I’m on my way too. See you later

Both hang up

*In the scene*

RW James: Okay, Edwin, Edward. You two better stop fighting or else I am going to ground you!

RW James: Wait, hold on a sec-

*Edwin is in his edgy phase and RW Edward is in his emo phase*

RW James: OH MY GOD NOT ON THE SAME MONTH!!!!! I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED ON OCTOBER!!!!

*RW James then accidentally bumps into MC Edward, who is wearing his punk outfit*

RW James: Oof! *Falls onto the ground*

MC Edward: Hey, are you alright? *Helps RW James up*

RW James: Thanks MC Ed, I wasn't looking where I was suppose- *Looks up and instantly regrets it*

MC Edward:

RW James: *Screaming like a crackhead banshee*

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Happy new year everyone!

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After playing catch up, here’s my part of an art trade with @chuchuboi33 :3 human proportions are still not my forte but I had fun!

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One of my aus idk but you can pick:

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MC Gordon: *confusion*

MC Edward: *shoots someone*

MC Gordon: ?!?!

Edwin, on the ground with a bleeding knee: *Painful shrieking*

MC Gordon: What-YOU SHOT EDWIN?!!?!?!?

MC Edward: What? It's fine! He'll walk it off! Besides, that's payback for being an ass brother to RW me. 🙄

Edwin: YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!

MC Edward: Well, I didn't miss my shot.

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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 493 Railway Workers Edition:

MC Edward: You all know the deal kids!

MC Edward: Step a crack, break somebody's back! :D

Edwin: Wtf?

MC Edward, stepping on a crack: And that means I'm going to break your back! >:D

Edwin: Motherfucker!!!! You break my back I break yours!!!!

*MC Edward then menacingly levitates off the ground and floats towards Edwin with a dark grin*

Edwin: AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE-

*Later*

RW Edward: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER!??!!?!?

*Edwin is laying on the ground with his back looking like a horribly twisted pretzel*

MC Edward: What? I told that I was going to break his back.

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MC Gordon: so we’re in agreement that siblings can be annoying right? All those in favour say I

Donald: Aye

Percy: I

Thomas (MC, not mine lol): I

Ben: I

Other characters : i

Edward (my au): I

RECORD SCRATCH

CRICKET CHIRPING NOISE INTENSITY INCREASES

MC Gordon: Errr. What are you doing here Edward? I thought you were an only Child? Or something?

My Edward: Wrong Edward mate

MC Gordon: fair enough.

MC Thomas: Wait Edward you have siblings

My Edward: I have an older twin brother? I thought we discussed this?

MC Thomas: Wrong Thomas

My Edward: ….. so you use my own words against me? Well played.

MC Percy: wait so, you have an older brother? What’s their name?

My Edward: Edwin Hall.

CRICKET NOISES

MC Thomas: whoever the hell is doing that, I don’t care for it!

My Edward: Yeah no that happens sometimes just go with it.

MC Gordon: ok, so Edwin?

My Edward: Yeah that’s, uh his name, and We don’t talk about Edwin.

MC Percy: if you start singing We don’t talk about Bruno but replace Bruno with Edwin I’m gonna lose my marbles

My Edward: what marbles?

LAUGHING CROWD TRACK PLAYS

MC Thomas: Where is that coming from?!

My Edward: Ok but in all seriousness everyone-

OTHER FRIENDS FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE CAN BE HEARD AND INTENSIFIES

A chainsaw cuts through the wooden door like butter and door shaped hole is cut

Everyone but Edward: HYSTERICAL SCREEMING

Edwin: Guuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss Who got off on Good behaviour!!!

Everyone but Edward: hysterically screaming

Edwin: Oh I’m sorry. Heeeeree’s Edwin! *drops the chain saw and does Jazz hands*

OTHER FRIENDS BLASTS FROM A SPEAKER BEHIND EDWIN

Edward: I thought they sent you to the shadow realm wtf do you mean ‘good behaviour?’

Edwin: …… Eddie all I did was rob a guy.

Edward: what.

Edwin: robbed a guy, peace disturbance and-

Edward: here it comes

Edwin: graffiti, drunken bar fights on occasion, oh! Uh, one account of grand theft auto

Percy: Grand theft auto?

Edwin: Yes. GRAND Theft Auto

Edward: I’m sorry good behaviour? You? Edwin Please, you make me laugh!

Edwin: what. You know what Faak you man! It was good behaviour! And not jailbreak for once.

Edward: I’m calling bullshit that’s fake! You’re a fraud and a liar

Edwin: I’m supposed to be at community service tomorrow

Edward: Hah! Liar!

Edwin: yeah well, screw you mate

Edward: gross we’re twins

Edwin: eeeww *fake gag* that’s not what I meant!

Edward: but that’s what you said

Edwin: don’t you have a hole to cry in?

Edward: Don’t you have a scene to make?

Edwin: stop being a little bitch Edward

Edward: I twas looking for a fool when one busted down thyne door over yonder

Percy: what’s happening?

Thomas: Idk

Gordon: ….. I don’t get paid enough for this

Edwin: Are you calling a dumbass?!

Edward: Well I wasn’t calling you a smartass!

Thomas: siblings are annoying

Percy: why did we do this again?

Thomas: ask Gordon

MC Gordon: Listen. I just asked that siblings can be annoying sometimes. I didn't ask for this kind of nonsense.

MC Percy: *Takes off his prosthetic arm and aims at Edwin* Don't tell my dad that I hit somebody with my fake arm.

MC Thomas: I won't Percy.

MC Percy: Good. *Proceeds to throw it at Edwin's head*

RW Edward: You know what? I wish that you were NEVER my twin!!!!

Edwin: Yeah well no shit!!! I- *Gets knocked out by MC Percy's flying prosthetic arm*

RW Edward: ..... What the hell was that?.....

*MC Percy then grabs Edwin's arm and drags him to the dumpster while whistling "Mockingbird" by Eminem*

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RW James: Sips tea

MC Gordon: what’s happening over there?

RW James: moon 🌙

MC Gordon: excuse me?

RW James: b-both of them are going through a phase….. *sighs*

MC Gordon: I see…..

RW EDWARD IS PLAYING PAINT IT BLACK ON HIS VIOLIN AGAIN DRESSED EMO AGAIN

DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM HIM EDWIN IS DRESSED EDGY AND IS PLAYING NOBODYS LISTENING BY LINKIN PARK

MC Gordon: ….. how long has this been happening?

RW James: all week. It’s THAT time of month

MC Gordon: ……. With all due respect WTF

RW James: Y-Yeah, I have n-no idea why Edward's l-like this....It j-just happens r-andomly at that t-ime....

MC Gordon: Also, *Points at Edwin* Is that who I think it is?

RW James: Oh!....Him?.... *Eyes at Edwin* For s-ome reason, he managed to es-cape jail....

RW James: Wait, what are you do-ing?-

MC Gordon: Hello 911? Yes, I would like to report an escaped criminal. Yes, he's playing Linkin Park. Yes he's with his twin brother.

Edwin, in the background: Hold up, what?-

*Ten seconds later, and Edwin is getting pinned down by various police officers*

Edwin: I JUST SAID I WAS GOING TO TAKE A WALK!!!!!

Police Officer: Silence!!!! You have the right to shut the fuck up!!!!!

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oh boy. *gets Med kit* Bash, what did you now???

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We want Edwin!!!! Love the shy boi!!!

You ask, you shall receive

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I uh

Throwback Tuesday maybe? Idk if you somehow remember the whisper au god how long have you followed me

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I know it's three days late but!! Mermay!!!Decided to give Edwin his own merman design

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Redraw time! I might do some more lol

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-the phone call-

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You literally don’t know how long I’ve worked on this-

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ANYWHO

here’s this Edwin lol

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EDWINNN