#ttte oc: edwin

[unpopularvivian]

One of my aus idk but you can pick:

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MC Gordon: *confusion*

MC Edward: *shoots someone*

MC Gordon: ?!?!

Edwin, on the ground with a bleeding knee: *Painful shrieking*

MC Gordon: What-YOU SHOT EDWIN?!!?!?!?

MC Edward: What? It's fine! He'll walk it off! Besides, that's payback for being an ass brother to RW me. 🙄

Edwin: YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!

MC Edward: Well, I didn't miss my shot.

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Happy new year everyone!

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After playing catch up, here’s my part of an art trade with @chuchuboi33 :3 human proportions are still not my forte but I had fun!

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 493 Railway Workers Edition:

MC Edward: You all know the deal kids!

MC Edward: Step a crack, break somebody's back! :D

Edwin: Wtf?

MC Edward, stepping on a crack: And that means I'm going to break your back! >:D

Edwin: Motherfucker!!!! You break my back I break yours!!!!

*MC Edward then menacingly levitates off the ground and floats towards Edwin with a dark grin*

Edwin: AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE-

*Later*

RW Edward: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER!??!!?!?

*Edwin is laying on the ground with his back looking like a horribly twisted pretzel*

MC Edward: What? I told that I was going to break his back.

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MC Gordon: so we’re in agreement that siblings can be annoying right? All those in favour say I

Donald: Aye

Percy: I

Thomas (MC, not mine lol): I

Ben: I

Other characters : i

Edward (my au): I

RECORD SCRATCH

CRICKET CHIRPING NOISE INTENSITY INCREASES

MC Gordon: Errr. What are you doing here Edward? I thought you were an only Child? Or something?

My Edward: Wrong Edward mate

MC Gordon: fair enough.

MC Thomas: Wait Edward you have siblings

My Edward: I have an older twin brother? I thought we discussed this?

MC Thomas: Wrong Thomas

My Edward: ….. so you use my own words against me? Well played.

MC Percy: wait so, you have an older brother? What’s their name?

My Edward: Edwin Hall.

CRICKET NOISES

MC Thomas: whoever the hell is doing that, I don’t care for it!

My Edward: Yeah no that happens sometimes just go with it.

MC Gordon: ok, so Edwin?

My Edward: Yeah that’s, uh his name, and We don’t talk about Edwin.

MC Percy: if you start singing We don’t talk about Bruno but replace Bruno with Edwin I’m gonna lose my marbles

My Edward: what marbles?

LAUGHING CROWD TRACK PLAYS

MC Thomas: Where is that coming from?!

My Edward: Ok but in all seriousness everyone-

OTHER FRIENDS FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE CAN BE HEARD AND INTENSIFIES

A chainsaw cuts through the wooden door like butter and door shaped hole is cut

Everyone but Edward: HYSTERICAL SCREEMING

Edwin: Guuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss Who got off on Good behaviour!!!

Everyone but Edward: hysterically screaming

Edwin: Oh I’m sorry. Heeeeree’s Edwin! *drops the chain saw and does Jazz hands*

OTHER FRIENDS BLASTS FROM A SPEAKER BEHIND EDWIN

Edward: I thought they sent you to the shadow realm wtf do you mean ‘good behaviour?’

Edwin: …… Eddie all I did was rob a guy.

Edward: what.

Edwin: robbed a guy, peace disturbance and-

Edward: here it comes

Edwin: graffiti, drunken bar fights on occasion, oh! Uh, one account of grand theft auto

Percy: Grand theft auto?

Edwin: Yes. GRAND Theft Auto

Edward: I’m sorry good behaviour? You? Edwin Please, you make me laugh!

Edwin: what. You know what Faak you man! It was good behaviour! And not jailbreak for once.

Edward: I’m calling bullshit that’s fake! You’re a fraud and a liar

Edwin: I’m supposed to be at community service tomorrow

Edward: Hah! Liar!

Edwin: yeah well, screw you mate

Edward: gross we’re twins

Edwin: eeeww *fake gag* that’s not what I meant!

Edward: but that’s what you said

Edwin: don’t you have a hole to cry in?

Edward: Don’t you have a scene to make?

Edwin: stop being a little bitch Edward

Edward: I twas looking for a fool when one busted down thyne door over yonder

Percy: what’s happening?

Thomas: Idk

Gordon: ….. I don’t get paid enough for this

Edwin: Are you calling a dumbass?!

Edward: Well I wasn’t calling you a smartass!

Thomas: siblings are annoying

Percy: why did we do this again?

Thomas: ask Gordon

MC Gordon: Listen. I just asked that siblings can be annoying sometimes. I didn't ask for this kind of nonsense.

MC Percy: *Takes off his prosthetic arm and aims at Edwin* Don't tell my dad that I hit somebody with my fake arm.

MC Thomas: I won't Percy.

MC Percy: Good. *Proceeds to throw it at Edwin's head*

RW Edward: You know what? I wish that you were NEVER my twin!!!!

Edwin: Yeah well no shit!!! I- *Gets knocked out by MC Percy's flying prosthetic arm*

RW Edward: ..... What the hell was that?.....

*MC Percy then grabs Edwin's arm and drags him to the dumpster while whistling "Mockingbird" by Eminem*

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oh boy. *gets Med kit* Bash, what did you now???

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We want Edwin!!!! Love the shy boi!!!

You ask, you shall receive

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I uh

Throwback Tuesday maybe? Idk if you somehow remember the whisper au god how long have you followed me

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I know it's three days late but!! Mermay!!!Decided to give Edwin his own merman design

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Redraw time! I might do some more lol

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-the phone call-

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You literally don’t know how long I’ve worked on this-

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ANYWHO

here’s this Edwin lol

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EDWINNN

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If you remember this specific doodle you get cookie rights

Jkjk-

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Oh have the tables turned,,