#tts shitpost

[goodoldfashionednerd]

I'm rereading TTS so ✨ memes ✨

The last meme is sponsored by Max Saint John

[multifandomconfusion]

I was just listening to the newsies soundtrack and I was like, wow Jack sounds just like Varian. And then I realized. I am so fucking stupid.

[that-one-raccoon]

vat7k shenanigans

[meowkarii]

Im not capable of drawing something other than shitpost.

[strawbyarts]

eugene calling rapunzel a homie and bro, and varian calling him homie made me giggle

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[green-crocs12]

as promised more sasunaru 🫡 (naruto’s playing hard to get for once)

bonus scene:

also this was inspired by @/pogo_sticks1221 on tiktok so credit to them!! (i’m still un original)

[tootoonz]

Ugh fine! *makes Elpenor and Perimeter kiss*

[zenythycal]

I hired this cat to stare at you

[dumbfucksystem]

imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.

like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?

and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!

so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.

shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.

it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.

……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.

[sweattyspaghetti]

So. What yall know about varian and the seven kingdoms? And its doomed yuri?

This is a rough animatic that idk if it will ever be cleaned up but it’s done, fellow followers… I thank you for dealing with me & my continuous flopping attention on pieces of media

Hands down my fav frame ever.

Varian - Racoon mask; Hugo - Mouse mask; Nuru - Star mask; Yong - Lion mask; Donella - Raven mask; Ulla - Owl mask; Varian’s dad (how did he ever pull Ulla) - Bear mask

[goodoldfashionednerd]

Bonus TTS meme, because I completely forgot about Brand having a crush on the Tower

[nyanderful-to-you]

Mortarion falling down the stairs

[did-someone-say-aliens]

hello children welcome to my poorly made vat7k shitpost week (actually not)

original creator of the post here

[unusonyxx]

the gangs all here ‼️

( I SWEAR ALL OF THESE GUYS HAVE TOTALLY VALID REASONS TO BE HERE)

also sorry for the massive ass tag dump I tried to include everyone lmao

[strawbyarts]

i know their group chat would be hilarious

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