#ttpd was so ASS
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all i’m saying is if the fucking tortured poets department beats out midwest princess for any award this year i’m going to use a fart gun on taylor swift
#ttpd was so ASS#and plus you know#chappell deserves the win the album is so good#it’s fine it’s cool you can say that we’re nothing but you know the truth vs. touch me while your bros play grand theft auto#chappell roan#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#taylor swift
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her blocking kanye on the charts and then changing thank you aimee to spell Ye….I love you petty taylor
#GET HIS ASS!!!!#she’s so petty I love it#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#reputation (taylor’s version)#thank you aimee#swifties#t swift
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I know girls are healing when they start wearing pink and stop looking for every little reason to hate Taylor Swift
#yes this is a callout post#there ARE valid reasons to hate her#but it annoys me so much#when it’s obvious that people are reaching for reasons#because hatred of TS has somehow become synonymous with the#not like other girls#campaign#I’m not wrong#Taylor swift#if you’re going to hate her#at least get your head out of your ass#and pick a valid reason#ttpd#taylors version#pick me girls#hot take#txt#txt post#my thoughts#thoughts#anyway
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so glad i was born with a ttpd enjoyer
#“ITS HER WORST ALBUM” my ass#i heard fortnight and immediately fell in love with ttpd#Imagine being so stupid and illiterate to dislike this album#i just know they have a very shitty taste in music#florida itself deserves a grammy idfc#ttpd#rambles#taylor swift
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fyi swifties this blog is not for you and never will be. i don’t care how many taylor critical posts you reblog so long as you continue being her stan/fan you are irrelevant and unwelcome here.
#WHY do i have swifties engaging with this blog trying to be critical on one reblog and then praising her for ttpd the next?!?#BITCH THIS BLOG ISNT FOR YOU!#I DO NOT LIKE YOU!#THIS BLOG IS FOR REAL ASS HATERS ONLY. DAY ONES#like you see everything on this blog read the shit people send in about how atrocious SHE is and HER FANS ARE#and you’re like ‘but so long london is sooooooo good’#SHUT THE FUCK UP!#anti taylor swift#notyouraryang0dd3ss
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anyways i am feeling kinda brave today so im gonna share a potentially unpopular taylor swift hot take. when i was talking to my friend yesterday about ttpd i realised that i kinda have a similar problem with the anthology as i do with evermore.
like don't get me wrong, both have absolute gems (willow, tolerate it, long story short, gold rush and NBNC from evermore are great and i love the albatross, so high school, the prophecy black dog, manuscript etc) but i think both collections (bc anthology is not an album) suffer because they came out connected to a much superior more cohesive work, and both almost feel like rejects from the body of work that proceeded it.
#actually like i said to my beloved mutual “thanK you aIMee” kinda feels like she woke up one day and went “fuck you kim actually”#which i can kinda relate to in a way bc the amount of times i randomly go “fuck you”#but my mutual said if there were more songs about being screwed over by people that could be a storyline. but theres not. its just there#like its a great song but also i kinda went “we are covering this ground again”#if there were new developments in the relationship i could kinda understand it#like how she wrote innocent and then backtracked that with rep bc things happened#but idk the anthology just feels like scraps she deemed good enough for release but in my opinion needed editing#the stupid ass 1830s lyric highlights this bc i get what shes trying to say but she worded it so badly#that i kinda see why its being clowned on#also imgonnagetyouback... yehahahahah liv did it better. now it feels like a done concept. im shocked she included it#she knew it was coming come on#anyways the anthology while good kinda felt unfinished#she should have given it a few more months and polished it#bc holy hell at least folkmore felt polished#even though evermore is cohesively weaker#my friend who is a folkmore swiftie kinda also feels like this fyi so dont come at me screaming “burn 1989 rep midnights stan!”#burn me idc#and while im at it both are in my bottom three only right above debut#tldr: both collections are tied to another work thats just so much better and cohesive#this is just me saying i cant get into anthology hahaha#and i felt weird bc everyone liked it but when my friend a literal folklore girl said “no im not feeling it” i felt better#bc so many people were saying it was better and those swifties were going 'all of us' and i kinda went... no i prefer standard#i love taylor sm and i love og ttpd its currently no 5 but the anthology has issues and one of them is similar to why i rank evermore lowl#i just went off on a tangent about the issues with the anthology and its songwriting and lack of narrative#i will say so i win you all over i loved the evermore set at eras i thought it was so beautifully done#taylor swift#ttpd: anthology#evermore
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i finished my second maths test today and it was SO much better than friday's one, i am so relieved
#diya's musings#i feel like i built up to friday's test so much bc it was ttpd release day as well but i never told y'all that it fucking sucked ass#like i literally told my mum it's a fucking miracle if i pass#anyway today's one i expected to be worse but it was so good#like i enjoyed doing it
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Not me looking at thanK you aIMee and going “oh kim, ha that’s funny! Two people who fucked her over named kim…Wait a minute…”
#taylor swift#ttpd#I blame Taylor for how slow I was on that#I was exhausted after the first release but I was too curious to just go to sleep#and then she released another whole ass album#so I’m not on my game
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I definitely think she chose right with what she released in the official album cuz there were so many good songs based purely off first impressions that it was hard to choose my favorites and the second half was good but not particularly memorable as a whole (love The Prophecy and thanK you aIMee but other than that they weren’t as dazzling). Might just be cuz I’m new music tired and I’ve been focusing too hard on lyrics so hopefully it gets better on the second listen (gonna need a break tho)
#not saying I don’t like them just I don’t like them AS MUCH#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#ttpd#you can’t give me a whole new album with no notice Taylor😭😭😭#like I saw people pointing out that lyrics from the promo weren’t in the first half#but I was too busy hyping over new songs to pay attention#and also just assumed they were in the three songs I didn’t have yet#I definitely like more of the songs but my brain is too tired from the first half to properly enjoy them#gonna give it a couple days to finalize a ranking#but idek when I can do the all time rankings cuz that’s a whole ass 31 songs😭😭😭#16 already felt like too much😭#and I can’t imagine the people who didn’t stay up for the release (like my brother) having to go through the 31 songs all at once#we’re gonna have to split it up cuz my brother can’t sit through new music for that long#this is his first new album as a Swiftie and he STILL has to go through so much music to get caught up#poor guy
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i always forget that my tumblr is not private like my twitter is and i am nearly too quick to share my thoughts on things that would get me eaten alive by ppl who don’t know me and care more than i do
sorry abt the egregiously long tags. i have feelings abt the title track
#ummmthoughts#this is abt the new taylor swift album#its…not great#its the forgotten cousin of 1989 and evermore#idk how tags work on tumblr i hope having her name isnt enough to get me under the taylor hashtag#i will be fuuuuucked if it does lol#ttpd is lowkey an ass title track and there was no need to name names#other than to start ppl talking abt her and football man again#idrc what uhhh lucy? has to say yknow#she ate with that one heart exploding line tho i’ll give her that#also theres no way that man owns a typewriter. she so started that song abt someone else and finished it abt him
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I might be naive but I reallyyyy think it's UMG making these "exclusive", "limited" decisions. Taylor's not the greedy one who needs the money, UMG is.
#idk maybe I'm just giving her the benefit of the doubt#maybe my heads so far up her ass#but also since she really doesn't do any promo or collabs in advertising this is her way of making that money#idk#anyway#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#TTPD#lynnette's thoughts
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I wish she would go back to writing about fake little people she made up in her head
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Just saw a guy on tiktok reference the "glup shitto effect" and show the "tweet" (tumblr post) that first referenced glup shitto and bro kinda had a point when he said that the new taylor swift album is more easter eggs for than fans than an album everyone can just put on and listen to. And that's cool! If star wars and marvel can make things that are catered to the fans who know all the lore then taylor swift absolutely can too! But in the same way that some people don't want to learn the backstory and lore for glup shitto in star wars to watch whatever new show or movie, some people don't want to learn all the taylor swift lore to listen to the new album
#I feel like on tumblr glup shitto evolved beyond the original post and became about random ass background characters where this guy thinks#of glup shitto as the idea that things are easter eggs for the fans first and foremost and actual content second. which is fair#taylor swift#ts ttpd#glup shitto#tumblr being referenced on tiktok is always so funny to me#also the way he called it a tweet. my bro 😭😭
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The thought of that narcissistic, love-bombing, gaslighting asshole probably writing his own response songs makes me want to set my house on fire. You’re the smallest man who ever lived!!!! Shut up!!!!!! You know what you did!!!! You deserve jail time!!!!!
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