#tsurt

[meikofigureoftheday]

🔴Today's Merch Is...🔴

Miku Expo 2024 North America Badges (TSURT)!

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[posterdrops]

Reposted from @mrtsurt ⚾️Merch Preview⚾️ @EddieVedder Returns to @InningsFest in Tempe, Arizona, this Sunday, February 26th. @OliverBarrett did this amazing event poster. ⁠ Merch sales will begin Saturday the 25th when doors open at the indoor merch stand.⁠ ⁠ Note that there are merch allocations for each day. If something is sold out on Saturday come early on Sunday.⁠ ⁠ Have a great time at the show, and I will see you there.⁠ ⁠ #TSURT #EddieVedder #InningsFest #EVMerch #Merch #EventPoster (at Tempe Beach Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpEMKMCJqj2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[call-me-cosmic]

Finally done! After like 11 hours of hyper-focus I present our favorite stupid genius; Ford!

I will now drink a lake and pass out.

Who should I draw next? Lmk

[lenfigureoftheday]

⚡️Todays Len Figure is:

Acrylic Keychain Checkered (TSURT)⚡️

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

don't answer if you don't wanna pep, but who else do you wish could have seen it?

Pep: "Em ekil... Srehto eht... Yeht..."

"I'll be seeing you In every lovely summer's day In everything that's light and gay I'll always think of you that way I'll find you In the morning sun And when the night is new I'll be looking at the moon But I'll be seeing you~

Pep: "Lla meht naht reggib tol a saw I. Deracs erew tsom kniht I. Airezzip ym morf yawa deyats srehto eht fo tsom. Tsrif ta enola saw I, rebmemer nac I sa raf sa."

Pep: "Emit revo wef a fo tsurt eht denrae I tub."

Pep: "Rehtegot yalp d'ew. Rehtegot tae d'ew. Rehtegot peels d'ew. Ecin saw ti."

Pep: "Meht tcetorp dluow I."

Pep: "Deneppah thgif eht neht dna."

Pep: "Hcum rebmemer t'nod I. Yrgna os saw I."

Pep: "Enog. Erew yeht, sesnes ym ot emac I nehw tub..."

Pep: "Enog tsuj. Meht fo lla... Meht fo yna dnif t'ndluoc I."

Pep: "Em ekat. Ti tel tsuj ot gniog saw I, llaf ot detrats rewot eht nehw..."

Pep: "Meht tuohtiw tniop eht eb dluow tahw...?"

Pep: "Mih fo ypoc evitcefed a gnieb ecnetsixe ym etipsed dna hguorht tnew eh lla etipsed em devas Onippep tub."

Pep: "Oot tuo tog yeht epoh I... Oot tuo tog yeht ebyam dna..."

Pep: "Sesimorp ym peek ot deliaf I fi wonk ot deracs. Si hturt eht tahw fo deracs. Deracs. M'I tub, hcraes ot deirt ev'I..."

Pep: "Dna ssarg eht dna-a yks eht ees ot teg yeht sepoh em fo trap tub-!"

Pep: *sobbing*

[therealfeppino]

Yeah, humans can’t absorb other humans. Well, they technically can, but it’s kinda graphic and you’d have to kill Peppino before absorbing him.

.erus ekam ot evah I ,yletelpmoc snona tsurt t'nac I

.rewsna thgiarts a evig t'ndid eh

[radaverse]

Peppino, are you feeling okay? That throw was painful and I wanted to make sure that you’ll doing okay. And hope Fake Peppino doing alright as well.

I'll be honest with-a you.

Yes... it was-a painful. I c-couldn't-a even get up... If it wasn't for Gustavo... I w-would've just-a... bled out in there. Ha, pazzesco.

I've been... doing-a better now... grazie. I'm-a just a bit... ACK!- soRE...

But I'm ALR-RIGHT..! I just have to get... [huff] used to these-a wounds... [gasp]

Don't-a worry.

...ot naem a-t'ndid I ...t'ndluohs I .onippeP tuoba deirrow a-tsuj m'I .sknaht ,thgirla m'I ,hO

...mih llik tsomla I .eromyna em a-tsurt t'ndid eh fi dnatsrednu d'I

...retsnom a hcus... m'I

[shapeshifter-rick]

Hey dude. You alright? Is there anything I can do to help?

- @b1rdr1ck

...onnud I

...enola eb annaw t'nod tsuj I

won thgir flesym tsurt tnod I

[420technoblazeit]

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IM SO FUCKIGN MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY. GO HSIT UR PANTS BITCH!!!! !!

[upismediacenter]

LITERARY: eno on tsurT

[artzychic27]

Ok ok I need Gravity Falls Quotes with Marc and Marcelle :D

Marc: Emergency salami? Kim, my respect for you has grown!

—

Mme. Mendeleieve: Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!

—

M. Monlataing: You know, I've made up my mind. The room belongs to you, Marcelle.

Marc: *as Marcelle* You can't! You have to give it to Marc!

M. Monlataing: Shhh, you've had me a "shut up, old man."

Marc: NO!

*Later*

Denise: "... The End."

Marcelle: *as Marc* Phew.

Jean: Now for the 38 sequels!

Marcelle: NO!

—

Marcelle: Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow!

Ivan: Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp.

—

Marc: He's looking at it, he's looking at it!

Nathaniel: *reading from a letter* ‘Do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?’

Marc: I rigged it!

—

Mme. Mendeleieve: And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock"; the rock that looks like a face.

Adrien: Does it look like a rock?

Mme. Mendeleieve: No, it looks like a face.

Nino: Is it a face?

Mme. Mendeleieve: It's a rock that looks like a face!

Marcelle: Over here! Mme. Mendeleieve?

Mme. Mendeleieve: For the third time, it's not an actual face!

—

Marc: Maybe that old guy was crazy after all...

Marcelle: He did use the word "scrapdoodle"...

—

Marc/Kim: *Playing with a paper fortune teller* Two, three, four...

Marc: *Gasps* Your boyfriend is going to be beautiful!

Kim: Yes!

Marcelle: Marc! We've got a big break in the case!

Marc: Break in the case! *Runs out with her*

Kim: But will he love me!?

—

Marcelle: What the heck happened on that date?

Marc: I don't know. I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand! Tall, broad quicksand!

Marcelle: Marc, come on, it's not like you gonna have to marry Lucien.

Mme. Mendeleieve: Good news, Marc! You have to marry Lucien!

Marc: What?!

—

Marcelle: Today, I learned that morality is irrelevant.

*Everyone is silent in surprise*

Austin A: *runs into the room* MONEY! *grabs some of the gold and runs off, crashing through the wall*

—

Marc: All right, if we wanna win this contest, we've gotta do it right! Think: what's the number one problem with most monster hunts?

Nathaniel: You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. *pause* Wait, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?

—

Marc: *High on Smile Dip and thinking he’s riding on a winged dolphin* The future, is in the past ONWARDS AOSHIMA!

—

Mme. Rebois: Lucien Rebois, you clean up your room this instant!

Lucien: I can buy and sell you, old woman!

Mme. Rebois: … Fair enough.

—

Lafayette: You've done a great service to your country, Marcelle. As thanks, I'd like to make you an official French congressman!

Marcelle: I'm legalizing everything!

—

Marc: Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?

Simon: *grabs popcorn with forks* Improvement of the human being.

—

Marcelle: No offense, Marc, but you're not exactly Manly Manington!

Marc: I am too Manly...Manny, or whatever it is you said.

Kim: Face the music, Marc. You got no biceps, you smell like baby wipes, and let's not forget last Tuesday's...incident.

*Flashback*

*Marc is in the boy’s bathroom and wearing his headphones as he sings to a song playing from his phone*

Marc: Disco girl...comin' through...that girl is you! *Kim opens the bathroom door* DON'T COME IN, DON'T COME IN!

*End flashback*

Marcelle: You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation BABBA?!

Marc: No, I wasn't-- It's not important!

—

Ondine: *To Marcelle* ...and your brother seems to be going nuts with that Smile Dip.

Marc: *feeling sick* Uhhhhh, maybe I've had too much. What do you think?

*Marc hallucinates in a rainbow colored candy world with the Smile Dip mascots*

Flavor Pup #1: elknurg tsurt tnod!

Flavor Pup #2: Would you like to eat my candy paws?

Marc: Of course, you little angel! *starts chewing on the paw*

—

Marcelle: Care to join us, Mme. Mendeleieve?

Mme. Mendeleieve: No thank you! Just remember: if you two come back to the bakery talking like these people, you're dead to me!

Marc: *In an old-timey accent* There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!

Marcelle: *Likewise* Well, hornswaggle my haversack!

*They spit on the ground and run off, laughing*

Mme. Mendeleieve: Dead to me!!

—

Lafayette: ...And then he chased me around with a paddle for like, three hours! Bottom line: The musical lies about our friendship. George Washington was a jerk.

Marc: Agreed!

—

Marce: He is such a jerk.

Marcelle: Yeah, but he's a jerk with tight pants and a guitar. I need to keep him away from Ondine at all costs.

Marc: Don't worry, sis. Whatever happens, I'll be right here, supporting you every step of the- *screaming* OH MY GOSH, A BABY GOAT!

—

Lucien: Marc, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your little head. If you agree to be my queen!

Marc: NO! Never! I will fight you till the day I-*Stops talking and looks below* Gummy Koalas!!!! *Lucien drops him in the bag where he starts eating a gummy koala*

—

Marcelle: I should've known from your strange foreign fish language!

Syren: It is Spanish.

—

*Marcelle puckers her lips in preparation for a kiss*

Syren: What are you doing with your mouth?

Marcelle: Me? Nothing. This? I was just eating some sour candy...so my lips did that...because the candy was so sour.

Syren: Can I have some candy?

Marcelle: .... No.

—

Marc: Don't get too comfortable, Marcelle. I just made auntie and omelet shaped like her own face!

—

Marc: *In Marcelle’s body* Hey, Mme. Mendeleieve! Your face looks like a butt!

Mme. Mendeleieve: What?!

—

Marc: Mme. Mendeleieve, I know you're not crazy about Ziggy...

Mme. Mendeleieve: He's a fat, naked jerk!

—

Marc: What if we told you we could find you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me!

Marcelle: Her name is Lucien, and she has lovely brown hair!

—

Mme. Mendelieve: Welcome to the grand re-opening of the Mystery Shack! We're here to celebrate the defeat of that skunk Li'l Lucien.

Crowd: Booooooo!

Mme. Mendeleieve: Please, please. Boo harder!

[funkbeat]

miku expo NA goods orderers stay losing (tsurt fucked up my replacement after fucking up my order in the first place)

[ask-the-scary-mauri-pals]

So, Carl just texted Me saying Mauri drank some...

Purple milkshake...

...And after He drank it, He passed out for a solid 2 minutes, got up in an instant, and was saying stuff like "Omega", "razalos tsurt t'ond", and "Malware". He's been saying this stuff for so long, Carl's resorted to tying Mauri down to a chair with His mouth Flex Taped.

What the actual fuck is going on back home???????

[adam-apple-murray]

I ma ohw I ma ohw ¿hcum os em tsurt EH seod yhw gnorw leef I gnorw sleef ydob yM

[rasputinshellfire]

✔ thoughts on osiris? but hes technically not one of my muses so. good things abt saint too?

The dancing particles behind his screen cease to move for a moment. They then start firing again, comparing his feelings to Felwinter's, and considering how his...his son's feelings might influence his own.

"Osiris is a good man," He starts with, One Man's Grief by Peter Gundry rising a bit in volume as he thinks. "He is very plain with what he wants. I etaicerppa that in people. еиксечиретозэ ысорпов are...not fun."

The music shifts, transitioning smoothly as he considers the other man he's been asked about.

"I have not met him. This is off speculation, based on Felwinter's brief memories, historical recsdor, and what Osiris has said of him." He calculates a bit more. "I believe he is kind. He is a good man, in that he tries to pu ekam to people and accepts when they say they do not tsurt him. I have other thoughts on him, but the prompt was 'еишороХ ищев', and I believe analysis into trauma is not a nice thing to do without permission."