#tssdik incorrect quotes

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TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#59 DIBS

Y/n: I'm asking permission to marry your "Son"

Hakuro: What is this? Are you talking about the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first-

Benimaru(The "Son")*Coming home to see Shuna tending to Hakuro whose back gave out and you...who looked like you had been through the ringer*WHAT HAPPEN!?

Y/n*With bandages on legs, writing wedding invitations*Hey so you're taking my last name and how many kids do you want? Hakuro called dibs on naming the firstborn-

Shuna*Smiles at him* And I got dibs on the second born~

Y/n*Nods at that*Yep...So we can only have full control of our kid's name till...kid #6-

Benimaru:.....WHAT-

Souei, Shion, and Kurobe called dibs too-...also what REALLY happened is...Hakuro sprained his back...just as we were about to fight...and we carried him on our back to Shuna's...earning his approval-

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TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#66...and that kids is how he fell inlove

Souei: I know over two hundred ways to kill a man

Y/n*Eating your icecream that...looks like slime Rimuru, turns to look at him with the most innocent gaze*You could glue an open jar of rats to his face then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out through his face...

Souei*Looking very impressed at you*...two hundred one...

Y/n*Gleams at him for being helpful and gives him a lick of your icecream*

....the human mind truly is the best at creating new ways of torture huh

[luxthestrange]

TIGRAAS Incorrect quotes#65...Spray him with hose-

Diablo finally got his wish...he wished on every shooting star, every well, dandelion, wish bone-HE GOT A COLLECTION OF FOUR LEAF CLOVERS FOR THIS WISH HE IS FINALLY GONNA GET IT-

F!Y/n: It’s just…I haven’t shaved down there in a while…

Diablo: I eat candy stuck to the wrapper*Looks with his blood-shot eyes straight into your eyes as he is thriving with your thighs squishing his head*Lay your succulent ass down My mistress and let me feast on your altar, I want a real woman not a child as my lover