#tskushima kei

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter one: Sports Day

SUMMARY: Y/l/n Y/n is top shit at Sakura University. Every guy wants her and Every girl wants to be her. She has a secret though... she has 3 boyfriend's. She has a method and that's to only date guys in different majors so they never meet. One day, during mandatory campus sports day, 4 guys, Shirabu Kenjirou, Tsukishima Kei, Kuroo Tetsurou and new transfer student Akaashi Keiji discover that shes been secrely dating 3 of them this whole time. The 4 team up and plot against Y/n to try and seak revenge. When Y/n discovers somethings up she instantly breaks it off with the guys. Akaashi catches her eye one day in passing and she begins to chase him while he plays hard to get upon instruction. She is quick to genuinely fall for him which makes their revenge all the more sweet... What will happen when Y/n finds out she's been played? Will she have already fallen for Akaashi by then? Will he have fallen back?

SUMMARY: Y/l/n Y/n is top shit at Sakura University. Every guy wants her and Every girl wants to be her. She has a secret though... she has 3 boyfriend's. She has a method and that's to only date guys in different majors so they never meet. One day, during mandatory campus sports day, 4 guys, Shirabu Kenjirou, Tsukishima Kei, Kuroo Tetsurou and new transfer student Akaashi Keiji discover that shes been secrely dating 3 of them this whole time. The 4 team up and plot against Y/n to try and seak revenge. When Y/n discovers somethings up she instantly breaks it off with the guys. Akaashi catches her eye one day in passing and she begins to chase him while he plays hard to get upon instruction. She is quick to genuinely fall for him which makes their revenge all the more sweet... What will happen when Y/n finds out she's been played? Will she have already fallen for Akaashi by then? Will he have fallen back?

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Trigger Warning: Swearing

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AN Hey everyone! I am going to make a discord for Haikyuu themed game nights! If anyone wants the link feel free to dm me or comment!!

Third Person POV

Sports day.  The most dreaded mandatory day on campus. At the beginning of the new semester each academic year, Sakura University made an official sports day to make sure everyone was being active. Sakura University was known for their sports day. 

Poor Unsuspecting Akaashi Keiji, a third year Transfer to Sakura U, was thoroughly surprised that he could boost his already outstanding GPA by just joining a sports game. He chose volleyball as he used to play it in highschool. The volleyball court was being filled up with other third years as Akaashi arrived. There were a few other guys on the court. 

Y/n walked by as she smiled in the direction of the court. Kuroo prided himself and assumed that was for him, as the two had been secretly dating. 

“Hey you wanna know a secret, Kenma?” Kuroo asked the guy with shadow roots from his blonde hair.  Kenma sighed as Tskushima grabbed the ball ready to serve. 

“Sure.” 

“I’m dating Y/ln y/n.” He whispered.  

Tsukishima gave a disgusted look to Kuroo as he tossed the ball into the air.  He slammed his hand against the ball. The ball flew low and slammed Kuroo in the back of the head. 

“What the hell man!” Kuroo yelled as he turned around to Tsukishima. 

“Oops.” He said monotone. He got another serve as he repeated the same thing. 

“That’s it, bean pole!” Kuroo yelled as he charged Tsukishima. Akaashi looked to his right and saw Shirabu running up to break up what seemed to be a fight. 

“Guys! What the fuck is going on?” Shirabu yelled. 

“He’s telling people lies about my girlfriend.” Tsukishima said. 

“Excuse me?? Y/n is my girlfriend!” Kuroo snapped. 

“You're both wrong! She’s mine.” Shirabu yelled. 

The three looked at each other, before Kuroo picked up his hand to throw a punch at Tsukishima. 

Akaashi signed as he rushed over to the scene. The professor watching the game was too busy flirting with another professor to realize the fist fight that just broke out. 

Akaashi tried to pull the three of them apart as they all cursed and punched each other senselessly. Akaashi grabbed Kuroo’s collar and swung as hard as he could into Kuroo’s cheek to get his attention away from Tsukishima. 

“WHAT THE FUCK?” The professor yelled. The four stopped mid fight to look over to her. “ALL FOUR OF YOU TO SEE THE DEAN NOW!!” 

The four looked at each other as they headed to the main building on campus. They sat down outside the dean's office. 

“So let me guess… you are all dating this Y/n girl.” Akaashi spoke up, annoyed. 

“No, I am dating Y/n. These two are delusional.” Kuroo motioned to the others. Shirabu and Tsukishima began to bite back as Akaashi grew even more annoyed. 

“Well you guys fucking shut up? Can’t you see she’s clearly using all of you?”

“Fuck, he’s dating her too.” Shirabu said. 

“Actually I am not, I just happen to be the only smart one here. You guys are a;ll dating the same girl after all.” Akaashi said. 

Kuroo huffed as he crossed his arms. 

“Asshole.” He said under his breath. 

“I am just stating the obvious.” Akaashi said. 

The dean walked out and called them into his office. 

“Hello boys, I heard you were fighting. Now why would you do that?” 

“It was over some gi-” Akaashi was cut off. 

“Mr. Y/l/n. We were just playing around. Sorry things got out of hand. We will take our actions off campus when we fool around next time.” Shirabu said. 

“Okay good cause you all know this university is a safe place. We don’t allow this school to have violence. Please take this as a warning. You will not be able to gain extra points towards your GPA because of this issue. Please kindly take the rest of the day off.” Mr. Y/l/n said. 

The four had left the office. 

“I can’t wait to dump Y/n and call her out on her bullshit.” Shirabu spoke up. 

“Me too, dude.” Kuroo said. 

“I wouldn’t dump her if I was any of you.” Akaashi said. 

“What? Why?” Tsukishima asked. 

“I’d get even.” Akaashi said.  

The other three guys looked at each other and smiled. 

It was quite some time later when Akaashi was sitting at a cafe just outside campus. Shirabu approached his table and sat down with the two others behind him. 

“Hey- uh sorry I didn’t get your name. I’m Shirabu Kenjiro. I study pre med.” 

Akaashi looked at him with annoyance. 

“Akaashi Keiji.”

The other two finally sat down. 

“Kuroo Tetsuro, a chemistry student and this is Tsukishima Kei, a history major.” 

“It’s nice to meet you and all but why did you follow me?” 

“We have been thinking about what you said.. .Getting even… we want in.” Kuroo said. 

“I am not involved in this.” Akaashi raised his hands in defense. 

“You are obviously a smart guy, I mean street smart, we need that on our side.” Kuroo said. 

“What’s in it for me?” He asked simply. 

“Friends?” Shirabu offered his hand. 

Akaashi shrugged as they shook hands. 

“So do you guys know each other?” Akaashi asked.  

“No, we just met today.” Tsukishima said. 

“How about you? What about you Akaashi?” Kuroo asked. 

“I’m in creative writing and editing.” 

“So we are all nerds it seems.” Tsukishima said. 

“Four brains is better than one.” Kuroo reassured them. “Anyways, let's exchange numbers. I need to head to the bookstore before it closes.” 

The four exchanged numbers as they left Akaashi by himself once again. He sighed and looked down at his phone. 

What did he get himself into? 

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Masterlist

[themightyabbs]

Incorrect Haikyuu!! Quotes Part 2

Akaashi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

...

Bokuto: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

...

Yaku: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under. ... Akiteru Tsukishima: Pardon the intrusion, but- Kei Tsukishima: On this moment or just my life in general? ... Hinata: Things have actually been going really well with Kageyama. Our friendship is in a really good place. Hinata: Last week I said, “Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?” Instead of saying, “Shut up, Hinata,” they said, “Okay.” ... Tanaka, to Nishinoya: I dare you to— Asahi (This also can be Daichi, tbh lmao): Nishinoya isn’t allowed to accept dares. Nishinoya: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety” ... Coach Ukai: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married! Takeda: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids! The Whole Team, Daichi pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing ... Nishinoya/Tanaka/Bokuto/Kenma, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast. ... Oikawa: Did Iwaizumi just tell me they loved me for the first time? Mattsun: Yeah. Oikawa: And did I do finger guns back? Mattsun: Yeah, you did. ... Kageyama/Iwaizumi: *accidentally hits Hinata/Oikawa in the face* Kageyama/Iwaizumi: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?” Kageyama/Iwaizumi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! ... Akaashi/Kenma/Tsukishima: You read my diary?! Bokuto/Kuroo/Yamaguchi: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. ... Ukai/Daichi: I am at a loss for words! Hinata, telling Tanaka and Noya later: Despite being lost for words, Ukai/Daichi yelled at me for the next 45 minutes. ... Yamaguchi: You're smiling, did something good happen? Tsukishima: I can't smile just because I feel like it? Kageyama: Hinata tripped and fell in the parking lot. ... Hinata, betrayed: You tricked me! Tsukishima: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. ... Nishinoya: Rules are made to be broken. Daichi/Takeda/Coach Ukai: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Hinata: Uh, piñatas. Tanaka: Glow sticks. Kageyama: Karate boards. Yamaguchi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Nishinoya: Rules. Daichi/Takeda/Coach Ukai:

... Store Worker: Would a Mr. Takeda please come to the front desk? Takeda, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Hinata and Kageyama Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Hinata and Kageyama, simultaneously: We got lost :( Takeda: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- ... Akaashi: Is something burning? Bokuto: Just my love for you. Akaashi: Bokuto, the toaster is on fire.

...

Daichi: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Nishinoya: Is it me, Daichi? Daichi: No, it’s not you. Asahi: Is it me, Daichi? Daichi: It’s not you either. Tanaka: Is it me, Daichi? Daichi: Daichi, mockingly: Is IT mE Tanaka? ... Nishinoya: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Tsukishima: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Sugawara: I recorded the dumb stuff. Tanaka: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Daichi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! ... Tsukishima: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day. ... Everyone in Haikyuu!!: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

[sems-diarie]

ʜǫ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴀs ᴍᴄᴅᴏɴᴀʟᴅ’s ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇs!

inspired by a recent convo w @sanemisthiccbih

HINATA very nice!! you ask for extra sauces and he gives them to you free of charge (yes, McDonald’s charges for their sauces now. like they aren’t a billion dollar restaurant chain, but anyway—) puts extra caramel in your sundae bc he likes the color and thinks it looks cool. definitely gives you five extra nuggets. smiles at you on your way out and tells you to have a great day/he hopes you have a great day 🥺

ATSUMU a try hard flirt. like, sir, stop giving me the Debby Ryan & give me my food. you ask for fries w/ no salt and he says, “Anything for you, sweetheart.” good BYE. opens w shit like, “what’s a cutie like you doing in a dump like this?” don’t you work in this dump? 😭✋�� hates working drive thru, but loves working the register. if you have an attitude, he will not hesitate to catch one back.

OIKAWA another failed flirt. except he’s actually cute. management likes when he works the register because ppl will come up to buy random shit just to talk to him. the face, if you will. you think he’s nice, but if you ask for ice cream, he’ll tell you to your face that the machine is broken even tho he just used it to make himself a McFlurry on his lunch break.

IWA the manager. you think he’d bust ass, but he’s actually rlly chill. knows capitalism is a scam, but still expects and holds his inferiors to a certain standard. his McDonald’s is the best McDonald’s. ride or die for his staff

SAKUSA i dont really know sakusa but something tells me he would not hesitate to spit in your food if you cross him the wrong way. he just has that—that je ne se quais, y’know? that vibe. will not serve customers who are not wearing a mask, drive thru and register. called this one old white woman an old pig because she told him to fuck off after he told her to catch Covid. sir 😭 sakusa is a meanace. mean at his core. if he’s working register, people will allow other people to cut so they don’t have to order through him 💀

KENMA mentally checked out at all times. (me, too, buddy) playing a video game in his head. spends his breaks on his Nintendo switch.

TSKUSHIMA prefers working the cooking roles because dealing with people never ceases to activate his fight or fight response. (and i do mean fight or fight) if it gets busy right before it’s time for him to clock out, he hides in a supply closet 😭 fights w his co-workers, too. swung on kageyama with a carton of fries and smashed him DEAD in the face!!! LOLLL BIIITCH THE CHAOS THAT ENSUED AFTER THATTTT?!!! that is a fight i would pay to see

[volleygifs]

[bakugohoex]

Hi! Can I request Tsukki being salty to everyone except his s/o? (He’s such a softie on the inside sjdjdkks)

“i owed my favourite girl something”

pairing: kei tskukishima x female reader

cw: fluff with baby tsukishima and some mild implications 

word count: 1300 +

a/n: this is the first request i got and i can’t wait for you guys to see it, to whoever requested it we all know tsukki is a big ass softie 

summary: in which the volleyball club finally see how a relationship with tsukishima is

↞ back to haikyu!! masterlist

“Give me back my headphones.” You had been walking with Tsukishima to practice when you had gotten the chance at getting back at him for taking your cookie at lunch, seeing his headphones in his hands, you grab them as you jolt towards the club room.

Running up the stairs, you barely miss Noya who was sitting playing a game on Tanaka’s sisters console, you had no where else to go enclosed by the end of the balcony and Tsukishima reaches you in a matter of minutes, his arms folded as he raises an eyebrow, “I’m surprised you can run after eating 5 cookies.”

“Rude.” You stick your tongue out as you hold his headphones in your small hands.

He walks slowly towards you taking in every step as he encloses you in the same gap, “Y/n, what are you going to do now?”

“You stole my cookie.” You cooed out as you put the headphones above your head acting as if you were tall. In reality the headphones reached up to the top of Tsukishima’s head.

“You tried.” He scoffs grabbing the headphones as he puts it around his neck.

“Bitch move Kei” His name rolled off of your tongue as you crossed your arms. Walking past Tsukishima pretending to act hurt, he cocks his head watching you walk down the steps, you pass Hinata who was his usual energetic self, his face looking between both you and Tsukishima.

“What happened Y/n?”

“Your teammate’s being a bitch.” It’s all you say as you walk down to the final steps going towards the library, you weren’t really pissed at Tsukishima and he knew you weren’t you were just playing him to make him miss you and become clingy. He and you both know you’d be in his arms by the end of the practice. Tsukishima smirked watching you walk away as he went into get changed for practice.

Practice was as long as it was hard, the spikes kept getting blocked and the balls had flown more times around the room than Tsukishima could count. He thought about what you were doing, probably packing your bag to come and meet him, practice had been running late, however.

He didn’t want you to wait in the cold and dark, checking the door and clock every couple minutes before he heard you laugh come from the door. You were wrapped up in a coat, your legs covered in your short skirt and thigh highs that Tsukishima had told you multiple times to get a bigger size as they pushed and indented your skin whenever you took them off, he had did like the way they felt wrapped around his head but that was getting off topic. 

Your hair lay across your face, as you put your hands together regretting wearing the thin coat as you could see your breath in the air, you had seen Yachi and struck a conversation knowing she was in some of your classes, you two were getting closer which led to the team liking having both of you around.

Tsukishima looked at you as your hands were rubbing together, he noticed the strands of hair sticking up from how you must have been pulling at it when doing homework that you would probably ask for help with. He noticed how your lips glossed pink, how your knees were put together and your eyes looking straight at the blonde girl as you stood listening intensively.

What he hadn’t noticed was the ball going straight to the back of his head as Hinata had served it directly to the tall blond. “Kei” he heard you shout as you ran to him, the game pausing as he held the back of his head, “are you okay?” You asked as he rubbed his head.

“’I’m fine.” He turns towards Hinata who looked scared shitless, “you don’t even have any height to excuse your shitty serves.”

You all stood in silence as Tsukishima turned back to you, you looked between the two before Yamaguchi broke the silence with his movement handing Tsukishima a cold towel to sooth the pain. Daichi finally made everybody leave, nobody wanting to hear anymore of Tsukishima’s saltiness which had been apparently going on all practice, small comments about ‘the great king’ and how much he really did suck at volleyball.

You rolled your eyes at what Yachi had told you as you spoke, “he’s actually a nice warm guy when you talk to him properly.”

“He’s a tall scary man in my eyes, he might eat me alive.” She says as you give a laugh at her comment, the boys coming down as you finished helping Daichi, you’d all simultaneously started walking doing to Coach Ukai’s shop, everybody talking individually as you and Tsukishima led the way.

Yamaguchi was trailing behind telling Yachi about different serves, “here.” You felt a headphone go into your right ear as his hand travelled to yours, you smiled at the small innocent contact between you two.

“We’re getting meat buns for everybody.” Sugawara smiled out as the third years went inside.

The chilly air was brushing against your exposed thighs as your coat moved with the wind, Tsukishima let go of your hand you looked down missing his touch, he started looking through his bag before finding a hoodie.

“Put this on under.” He pushed the hoodie on you as you looked up at him smiling, “don’t look at me like that.”

“But you’re being soo nice.” Your eyes were filled with warmth as he took our bag and coat holding it as you put the hoodie which brought some warmth and covered parts of your thighs.

He went behind you placing your coat on your shoulders as he helped you put your arms in it before putting your bag back on your back, “I have these as well.” He spoke before you could thank him.

Passing you a box of brownies, you smiled at the intimacy between the two of you, “you got me brownies.” Your eyes melted at the sight, you put the brownies on the bench outside the brightly lit store opening your arms for a hug. 

“I owed my favourite girl something,” You could feel him smile as he hugged back his tall frame against your own smaller one, the music in the headphones were playing as you rested your head on his chest.

His hands around your back as his chin when to the top of your head, “I love you Kei.”

He had heard the whisper as he kissed the top of your head, “I love you too.”

The act of intimacy was a surprise to the team who had watched the ordeal, Tsukishima was being nice and letting you in, it was a soft sight for the team who always got his salty side. The third years came back out seeing the two of you captured in each other’s arms as Noya and Tanaka cooed wanting that to happen with Kiyoko as she swiftly stopped them before they can say anymore.

“Can you idiots stop staring at me and my girlfriend?” Tsukishima shouted as you both let go of each other, thanking Daichi for the meat buns, you both held hands as you take the brownies offering it to everybody to Tsukishima’s dismay.

“Why can’t you be as nice as your girlfriend is?” The food in Tanaka’s mouth visible as he spoke.

All Tsukishima could say was for him to close his mouth before he looked back at you again. The admiration he held as he watched you eat the meat bun and sing to the song playing, he smirks as he holds you closer to his body, tilting his head as you started telling him about your day. He loved hearing your voice but would never admit it, knowing it would be held against him forever, maybe one day he’d tell you. Maybe. 

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[haikyuu-boys-headcanons]

𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼 𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂

QUICK NOTE <3

hellooo! just your daily dose of tsuki headcanons bc i really love him

okay okay i really didn’t wanna start this off on a bleak note but poor boy has some real self esteem issues, so he probably takes the praises from the team to heart yet he doesn’t really want to express that he in fact needs that praise

he’s watched all the Jurassic park movies over 10 times, and still acts shocked when he sees the ending

would really have a sweet tooth?? like would rather eat sugar than any other food??

i already know he would write in cursive

i bet sometimes he just has his headphones on noise cancelling to block out everyone’s bullshit

would wear pore strips and then be extremely disgusted by the results, like i lowkey feel bad for the porestrip just getting shit on by tsukki

would obsessively watch reality TV jus for the drama and fights

i feel like he’s severely blind without his glasses, like he’s never had them off for like more than 10 seconds unless he’s sleeping

strong emetaphobia vibes from him

honestly he also gives me sheldon cooper vibes

truely enjoys going to aquariums. like i feel like aquariums to him are just so relaxing and a great way to clear your mind. zoos are too loud and messy, and aquariums are just beautiful and quiet and calming

he would take his s/o on a date there

i feel like he knows how to play piano, or some form of instrument 

he’s clearly not to interested in art, so i feel like music is his fourte of art

music helps him feel. that’s all i have to say

i can smell daddy issues from a mile away (from self experience) and this boy is the epitome of it

more of a winter person than a summer person

has kind of this unspoken bond with bugs? like if he sees a butterfly or a beetle, he’d usually just observe the way it acts and where it goes

a reddit god

a very deep sleeper, like he’d sleep on his back so his dreams would be pretty intense

minus the 3 times he got sleep paralysis and thought he was dying

jumpscares don’t really phase him, so scary games aren’t really worth playing

likes plot-riddled games or puzzle games like fran bow 

i almost know he listens to lofi or at least soft music remixes

hates procrastinating, like he deeply despises people who put it off till later, like why would you put that stress on yourself when you have the ability to do it now? (this kinda hurt me ow)

i’ll add on to this later on <3

[hqhunybuns]

hey hey hey!! can I request something smutty where their s/o beg for the boy to ‘cum inside’ of them for oikawa, atsumu and kei please?

Oops after a year I promise I’ll answer questions also I’m thirsty AF for these men so 😩👌 literally anything with the Miya twins makes me wanna bust fat nuts

//I use she/her pronouns for these headcanons, if anyone wishes for any other pronouns, let me know in your ask! I’ll be as inclusive as possible!//

Also I’ll be tagging my nsfw content with #haikyuusmut ✨

•Headcanons for Oikawa, Atsumu, and Tsukishima begging for this S/O to cum in them

OIKAWA TŌRU

• He is taken completely off guard when he hears you begging for him to cum in you

• But it ignited something primal in him and he quickly recovers from his stupor and he turns into the biggest sweet talker

• “When did my sweet girl become so naughty, wanting me to cum in her like she has a say in what I do.”

• Oikawa is the tease king and will happily put that crown on even when you’re having sex, hearing you say that to him only adds fuels to his fire

• “My love, you’re about to get your wish. How is it going to feel knowing that my cum is in you? I bet you’re going to love it dripping down those precious thighs of yours.”

MIYA ATSUMU

• Atsumu already has a lowkey breeding kink so hearing you beg for him cum makes him terribly cocky

• Like Oikawa, he lays on the smooth talk, honestly you can’t get him to shut up

• His dirty talk is incredibly vulgar and he’s unashamed of it and it turns you on even more. He gets off knowing that his words can have such an effect on you

• “It’s not every day I get to hear you say ya’ want me to fill ya’ up like a cheap whore, Y/n.”

• He makes you look him in the eyes while he slams into you while whispering into your ear

• “I love the way I can use you as a personal cock sleeve— this pussy was made for me. You love the way I wreck ya’!”

• Will relish in the fact that he got to cum in you and asks if the two of you can do it more often

TSUKISHIMA KEI

• He’s incredibly cautious, he wouldn’t even think about doing it unless he was 100% sure you wouldn’t get pregnant

• Even if there was no chance of getting pregnant he’d still be nervous and honestly wouldn’t do it

• He’ll be about ready to cum and you’re begging him, but he still pulls out and cums on your chest

• Kei would help clean you up and apologize but he doesn’t feel comfortable doing it

• You’re completely understanding and don’t want your cute tall boy to feel uncomfortable in any way

[sunatooru]

Masterlist

18+ MEANS NSFW SO MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 

ITALIC MEANS UPDATED (NEW ADDITIONS)

KARASUNO

Bad Santa - Daichi Sawamura smut (18+)

Jealous - Daichi Sawamura smut (18+)

Soft Dom smut - Tsukishima Kei(18+)

Pretty S/o hc - Kageyama, Suna and Tsukishima

Secret Admirer hc (part 1) - Asahi, Nishinoya, Kageyama and Aone

Emotionally intelligent and perceptive S/o hc - Bokuto, Akaashi, Daichi and Sugawara

Suspicious S/o hc, they think you want to break up - Suna, Tanaka, Aone and Kita

Smut drabble - Tsukishima Kei (18+)

Twitch broadcaster crush hc - Asahi, Kita, Ushijima and Suna

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Feral mate pressing his wife - Daichi smut (18+)

Maid for you - Sugawara smut (18+)

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

Telling him about your neopronouns hc - Tsumu, Tanaka and Kenma

Secret boyfriend hc - Yamaguchi x m!reader

S/o with anger issues comforted hc - Kenma, Bokuto and Hinata

Coming out to them as bisexual - Sugawara, Bokuto and Atsumu

Coming out as agender - Sugawara

S/o with eating disorder and binge eats comfort - Sugawara and Lev

S/o with insomnia and severe depression comfort - Any male character

S/o with low self-esteem and appearance insecurity - Sugawara (fluff) and Semi (smut 18+)

Comforting you after hearing you’ll need to put your pet down - Daichi, Bokuto and Osamu

Aggreesively calling them cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou

S/o trans man dealing with hormones comforted - Sugawara and Kenma

Male s/o feeling useless comforted - Yamaguchi

S/o dealing with an unique ability comforted - Kageyama, Atsumu and Bokuto

Comforting s/o who feels done with life - Tsukishima but open to any boy

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

S/o struggling with identity whilst transitioning comforted hc - Kageyama, Kenma, Tanaka and Atsumu

S/o mood changes from suffering an eating disorder comforted hc - Tsukishima and Yamaguchi

Song inspired fic- Another Life by Motionless in White - Kageyama angst

S/o relapsing (warning: self harming)comforted hc - Tskushima 

S/o who has telekinetic healing powers hc - Atsumu, Oikawa and Hinata

Middle sized fem s/o feeling insecure comforted hc - Tanaka, Lev and Kyoutani

Hearing you sing for the first time hc - Sugawara, Kageyama, Hinata and Suna 

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

NEKOMA

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Reacting to their managers’ hidden piercings - Nekoma team plus Bokuto, Akaashi and other teams during Tokyo training

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

Telling him about your neopronouns hc - Tsumu, Tanaka and Kenma

Stressed with school hc- Kuroo

Panic attack and exhaustion comfort hc - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

S/o with anger issues comforted hc - Kenma, Bokuto and Hinata

S/o with social anxiety comfort hc - Atsumu, Mattsun and Yaku

Comforting after the death of you pet hc - Akaashi, Kuroo and Bokuto

Futanari/Futa (intersex) s/o smut hc (18+) - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

S/o with eating disorder and binge eats comfort - Sugawara and Lev

Aggressively calling them cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou

S/o with depression and body insecurity comforted hc - Ushijima, Bokuto and Kuroo 

S/o trans man dealing with hormones comforted - Sugawara and Kenma

Asking Kuroo to be your boyfriend

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori 

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

S/o struggling with identity whilst transitioning comforted hc - Kageyama, Kenma, Tanaka and Atsumu

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

Middle sized fem s/o feeling insecure comforted hc - Tanaka, Lev and Kyoutani

S/o suffering from boob pain comforted hc - Bokuto, Kuroo and Akaashi

Getting caught having sex in the club room with Kuroo (smut 18+)

AOBA JOHSAI

Brat taming smut - Iwaizumi Hajime (18+)

Cockwarming hc - Iwaizumi and Matsukawa (18+)

Intense Monopoly game - Matsukawa

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Soft for their musically talented S/o hc - Oikawa and Atsumu

Comforting their stressed S/o hc - Atsumu, Akaashi and Iwaizumi

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

S/o with social anxiety comfort hc - Atsumu, Mattsun and Yaku

Seeking shelter with Oikawa and Iwaizumi

Seijoh boys appreciating your thighs

S/o hating themself comforted - Matsukawa 

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

S/o who has telekinetic healing powers hc - Atsumu, Oikawa and Hinata

Looking afte them when they get sick hc - Akaashi, Oikawa and Kita

Middle sized fem s/o feeling insecure comforted hc - Tanaka, Lev and Kyoutani

Comforting s/o - Oikawa

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

Iwaizumi making you cry and Matsukawa defending you

DATE TECH

Secret Admirer hc (part 1) - Asahi, Nishinoya, Kageyama and Aone

Suspicious S/o hc, they think you want to break up - Suna, Tanaka, Aone and Kita

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

FUKURODANI

Emotionally intelligent and perceptive S/o hc - Bokuto, Akaashi, Daichi and Sugawara

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Comforting their stressed S/o hc - Atsumu, Akaashi and Iwaizumi

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

S/o surprising them in an apron naked - Osamu, Akaashi, Konoha and Semi

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

Celebrating your birthday hc - Akaashi

Panic attack and exhaustion comfort hc - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Feeling overworking in school hc - Akaashi

Overwhelmed comfort hc - Bokuto

S/o with anger issues comforted hc - Kenma, Bokuto and Hinata

Comforting after the death of you pet hc - Akaashi, Kuroo and Bokuto

Coming out to them as bisexual - Sugawara, Bokuto and Atsumu

Futanari/Futa (intersex) s/o smut hc (18+) - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Feeling ignored ft octopus plushie - Bokuto

Comforting you after hearing you’ll need to put your pet down - Daichi, Bokuto and Osamu

Asking them why they are so cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou

S/o with depression and body insecurity comforted hc - Ushijima, Bokuto and Kuroo

S/o struggling with school comforted hc - Bokuto and Atsumu

S/o dealing with an unique ability comforted - Kageyama, Atsumu and Bokuto

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

Looking afte them when they get sick hc - Akaashi, Oikawa and Kita

S/o suffering from boob pain comforted hc - Bokuto, Kuroo and Akaashi

INARIZAKI

Pretty S/o hc - Kageyama, Suna and Tsukishima

Suspicious S/o hc, they think you want to break up - Suna, Tanaka, Aone and Kita

Thicc S/o hc - Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Bokuto and Suna (18+)

Twitch broadcaster crush hc - Asahi, Kita, Ushijima and Suna

Soft for their musically talented S/o hc - Oikawa and Atsumu

Comforting their stressed S/o hc - Atsumu, Akaashi and Iwaizumi

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Setters reacting to you crying during good sex - Sugawara, Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi, Oikawa and Atsumu smut (18+)

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

Comforting anxious S/o - Suna

S/o surprising them in an apron naked - Osamu, Akaashi, Konoha and Semi

Telling him about your neopronouns hc - Tsumu, Tanaka and Kenma

Panic attack and exhaustion comfort hc - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Blowjob drabble (18+) - Osamu

Fingering drabble(18+) - Osamu

S/o with social anxiety comfort hc - Atsumu, Mattsun and Yaku

S/o with low self worth - Atsumu

Team comforting you after a breakdown - ft Sakusa and Bokuto

Coming out to them as bisexual - Sugawara, Bokuto and Atsumu

Futanari/Futa (intersex) s/o smut hc (18+) - Kuroo, Atsumu and Bokuto

Comforting you after hearing you’ll need to put your pet down - Daichi, Bokuto and Osamu

S/o struggling with school comforted hc - Bokuto and Atsumu

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori

S/o dealing with an unique ability comforted - Kageyama, Atsumu and Bokuto

Breeding their girlfriend hc - Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu and Akaashi (smut 18+)

S/o struggling with identity whilst transitioning comforted hc - Kageyama, Kenma, Tanaka and Atsumu

S/o with an eating disorder hc - Osamu

Comforting s/o starting recovery for an eating disorder - Suna

S/o who relapses and keeps count of ‘clean’ days - Kita

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

S/o who has telekinetic healing powers hc - Atsumu, Oikawa and Hinata

Looking after them when they get sick hc - Akaashi, Oikawa and Kita

Hearing you sing for the first time hc - Sugawara, Kageyama, Hinata and Suna

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

ITACHIYAMA

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori

Secret perverts hc - Sakusa, Suna, Oikawa and Kuroo (smut 18+)

Sakusa (accidently) giving you your first kiss becuase you’re stressed hc part 1

Sakusa giving you kissing lessons after taking your first kiss part 2

Sakusa getting dared to kiss you 

Song inspired fic - Generous by Doja Cat (Smut 18+) - Sakusa

SHIRATORIZAWA

Twitch broadcaster crush hc - Asahi, Kita, Ushijima and Suna

Railing S/o from the back - Ushijima, Daichi, Atsumu and Konoha smut (18+)

Comforting insecure tall S/o - Tendou

Mate pressing their lovely S/o - Ushijima, Bokuto, Aone and Atsumu smut (18+)

S/o surprising them in an apron naked - Osamu, Akaashi, Konoha and Semi

Signs/actions of when they want sex/horny - Akaashi, Sugawara, Futakuchi and Semi smut (18+)

Comforting you after sibling death hc - Nishinoya, Bokuto, Kenma and Ushijima

S/o needing Ushijima to get off but gets too much (18+)

S/o with low self-esteem and appearance insecurity - Sugawara (fluff) and Semi (smut 18+)

Asking them why they are so cute hc - Bokuto, Hinata, Lev and Tendou 

S/o with depression and body insecurity comforted hc - Ushijima, Bokuto and Kuroo

S/o with a gaslighting mother comforted - Ushijima 

JOHZENJI

NOHEBI

Warming up their cold S/o’s hands - Kyotani, Kuguri, Bokuto and Hinata

KAMOMEDAI

Reacting to your ex bothering you hc - Hirugami, Kita, Yaku and Komori

S/o with plump lips hc - Kageyama, Kita, Matsukawa and Hirugami (18+)

[izukult]

haikyuu boys and “icks”

oh you know i had to do it to em. i love these boys so much, but they’re on thin fucking ice. this is one of my favorite ones i’ve ever done.

characters: hinata, kageyama, oikawa, sugawara, yamaguchi, tsukishima, bokuto, akaashi, iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kenma, kuroo, nishinoya, tanaka, asahi, atsumu, lev

hinata shoyo; emojis and names- “hi queen🥺👑” type of shit from this guy. it’s so disgusting. he absolutely has used 🤣 unironically- please buy him an old flip phone or something because he must be stopped. also has unironically said wifey before to his s/o- makes me physically sick.

kageyama tobio; running with a backpack on- the backpack is bumping up and down and it keeps hitting his back and he’s just hauling ass. sometimes, he’ll hold the straps and it just gets so much worse. he leans forward to counterbalance the weight of the backpack, and he trips a couple times because of it. meanwhile, his books and stuff just keep repeatedly hitting his tailbone.

oikawa toru; repeating a joke because no one laughed- this one makes me want to rip my hair out. he says it louder the second time, over emphasizing every other word and then he just looks at everyone in anticipation. gets overly cocky after the pity laughs.

sugawara koushi; crying listening to ed sheeran- he’s got his headphones in, volume all the way up, with really cheesy, radio popular ed sheeran songs blaring. he says that ‘the songs are really emotional’ and ‘his voice is moving’. once in public perfect came on and he teared up.

yamaguchi tadashi; baby talk- it’s not all the time but sometimes he’ll send “i’m sowwy 👉🥺👈” or anything with that emoji combo. it’s rare enough where you can just ignore it, but every time it happens it hits so hard that it kinda makes you consider ghosting him.

tskushima kei; begging for validation indirectly- he does something and then he’ll push up his glasses and be like “that was good, right?” in a cocky tone but won’t leave you alone until you answer. and there’s no winning either. if you compliment him, he gets over excited and if you put him down he gets angry and insecure and whiny (i.e. “what do you mean? of course i did that right, you’re just stupid).

bokuto kotaro; saying ‘this ones for you’ and then messing up- he just didn’t hit the ball as hard as he should’ve and the opposing team easily blocked it. he gets a little emo too and you have to COMFORT HIM about it. oh no💔

akaashi keiji; breathing with his mouth open- it’s only when he’s zoning out, really. he won’t be paying attention and the next thing he knows, he’s looking like a fish and he’s breathing aggressively loud. it’s that shallow huff kind of breathing, too.

iwaizumi hajime; waiting for the shower to heat up naked- IM SO SORRY BUT. awful. so embarrassing. just standing there,,,, reclining into himself,,,, awkwardly moving back and forth on his own two feet as he waits for the water to get hot. no one would actually see this one, but even just thinking about it makes me sick.

matsukawa issei; commenting ‘does she reply❤️😏” on celebrity or influencers posts- issei i’m begging someone to break your fucking phone. no, she doesn’t. no one cares, mattsun. please, i’m begging you delete social media.

hanamaki takahiro; typing ‘x’ after everything- “how are you xx?” so much worse now that youve said that, makki. he thinks it makes him charming and cute, but really he just sounds like a virgin 😞✋. overuses it when he likes someone, it’s really awful.

kenma kozume; going up the stairs on all fours- why was it necessary? are you laughing, kenma? was it more comfortable? we as people evolved for a reason. you have legs KENMA, please use them. he looks down the stairs after with a little sense of pride, makes it so much more nauseating.

kuroo tetsuro; sings the wrong lyrics too confidently- he’s off beat, he’s way too loud, and he doesn’t know the words at all. everything comes out a jumbled mess but it’s the only think you can hear. bonus: will look up lyrics and try to secretly read them so he can sing along. euthanize him.

nishinoya yu; dabs- the joke died so long ago (almost a decade ago) but that does not mean he will stop. he thinks it’s so funny and everytime he does it, your soul dies a little bit.

tanaka ryunosuke; purposefully trying to make you jealous- oh it’s so embarrassing and he’s so bad at it. comes off kinda creepy and a little douchey. you actually have to sit down with him and talk about this one because it needs to be stopped.

asahi azumane; crying on a rollercoaster- it’s about to start and he starts hitting the bar, and once the ride is already going he starts screaming about being let off. not only that, but he does it every time. why do you keep trying to ride them, asahi? just stay and watch everyone’s bags, jesus christ.

miya atsumu; asking ‘where’s my hug?’- says it way too loud, makes everyone uncomfortable. okay piss head, you would’ve gotten a hug either way but now you’ve kind of ruined it. has also probably told someone to ‘smile more’, resulted in him getting punched.

lev haiba; coming out of the fitting room to show his family his outfit- he’s surrounded by all those mirrors and he’s kind of hunched over. they make him do a little spin, and he’s stiff as a board. his mom still makes him show her even if he says the pants don’t fit.

[kazuwhora]

MATCHUP COMMISSION — @gettingibbywithit

As an ENFJ, Oikawa is technically speaking one of your best matches. INFJ and ENFJ share an intuitive balance between their thoughts and feelings, one that allows for a relationship based on strong idealistic expectations for one another that blossoms into a deeply rooted connection between you. While you can be social in the right settings, Oikawa takes the pressure off your back, encouraging you to only contribute what you WANT to contribute of your social battery while he takes the lead so you can feed off of him.

Further along into your relationship, and as is the case with any relationship in existence, problems are naturally going to occur. However, the nature of your relationship means plenty of open communication about your feelings, and serious fights seldom happen between you.

Further along into your relationship, and as is the case with any relationship in existence, problems are naturally going to occur. However, the nature of your relationship means plenty of open communication about your feelings, and serious fights seldom happen between you.

One thing Oikawa does that you never realize, is he observes you. He makes it feel natural— if you catch him staring from across the room, he’ll come and tuck a strand of your hair behind your ears and tell you it’s fallen. Mostly, he watches what you read, and he watches your reactions to what you’re reading. You wont notice it, but every time you put one of your romance novels away and head to shower before bed, Oikawa will sneak across the room, pick it up, and find exactly what is making you smile. He’ll then bank that information in the back of his mind, only to plan a recreation of whatever scene or moment made you blush. (Though you’ll have to expect a cocky and praise-driven demeanour once you react to his gesture— he loves to pretend it’s entirely his doing)

All in all, your relationship with Oikawa is one of harmony and balance. You each tend to each other’s needs with little to no thought— its automatic and driven by the deep understanding you both have for one another, and it’s effortless.

On the complete opposite end of the spectrum is you and Tsukishima. Tskushima is the complete opposite of you, but as they say, opposites attract!

As an INTJ, Kei is seeking meaningful connections through a shared intellectual wavelength. For many feeler personality types, this might be difficult to reach, but for an INFJ who specializes in understanding the patterns and the desires of the people around them, this is no problem. What this ends up leading to however, is you filling the role in his life that allows him to open up and accept his feelings, or even understand them in the first place.

While you may not let feelings drive you into instability, you’re able to identify and cater to what Kei is experiencing without needing him to directly tell you or explain what’s going on inside his brain. This is a HUGE thing for him, seeing as how he’s very rarely had someone who sees past his cold shell and actually wants him to be open and vulnerable. Your relationship is based on this struggle— the “I can fix him” trope where instead of fixing him, you just want to help him and bring him to a place where he doesn’t have to force himself to be bitter all the time. He’s like a cup of slightly burnt coffee, and you’re the cream and sugar to lighten up the edge with some softness.

While both relationships are drastically different in dynamic, the one shared value is your love language. Both Oikawa and Kei appreciate quality time the most, and are happiest to provide that as well. Oikawa will take you to dinner, take you shopping, make dinner with you or sit beside you and talk while you take a bath after a long day at work, while Kei will ask to watch you crochet, and build a small army of all the tiny animals you’ve made that sits in the corner of his desk.

[tobiosmilktea]

a simple romance — tsukishima kei

1.5k words | genre/s: fluff, 80s!au | warning/s: — | pairing: tsukishima x fem!reader

↪︎ in which you and tsukishima celebrate a simple anniversary for your simple romance

a/n: kinda plotless and just mindless word throw up because im a homeless romantic who’s whipped for tsukishima, plus it’s my 500 follower special ✋🏻😌

you and tsukishima always had quite the simple romance. the only factor that was not exactly simple was that it was tsukishima who confessed first one september day. it was early in the morning the moment the sky bled its onyx night sky into an orangey-dawn.

you had barely left the safe confines of your home when the tall blond that waited outside your door in the crisp autumn air had nonchalantly confessed. usually it was him and yamaguchi waiting for you, but you figured he made his best friend walk ahead in order to be alone with you.

it was quite surprising, really. you assumed that all you were to tsukishima was nothing but a friend, someone so annoyingly bearable that he only let you stick around because you made him bentos once in a while. and in a surprising turn of events, you accepted his feelings and the two of you have been dating primarily on the low.

having your relationship known wasn’t exactly your main priority and neither was tsukishima’s. especially considering that if his volleyball team found out, they wouldn’t leave you alone for a second without bombarding you about why you would end up with someone as salty as him. the funny thing was that you often asked yourself that as well, but with how simple your romance was, there was nothing more to answer that question besides the fact you liked being with him. so you digress.

granted, since your relationship was more or less a secret besides only yamaguchi being aware of this fact, you and tsukishima often had to see each other in away from the sight of others. most of the time is was behind closed doors, but sometimes, sometimes, very early in the mornings you two would have a sweet rendezvous somewhere behind the gym before spending the rest of the hours before school starts on the field.

with you being a member of the track team and tsukishima being in the volleyball club, the field seemed like the only plausible reason why the two of you would be there. every friday morning you two would come early just to run around the track with the cool morning breeze and the tweets of songbirds tweeted among the peaceful silence.

you and tsukishima walked upon school grounds with water bottles in hand and your walkmans in the other. you had recently gotten a new one for your birthday, the latest 1984 Sony Walkman that was progressively better in sound quality than your boyfriend’s old 1982 model, to which he stated, “how much better can it be when your music taste is trash?”

you rolled your eyes and ran ahead of him. he gets quite annoyed when you do that as he isn’t necessarily the fastest runner. the only reasons why he does these morning runs is to be with you, so you ditching made him put on that cute pout you can’t resist. besides, you would reward him with a heated make out session behind the gym or the storage closet in return.

ten laps around the track was all you two ran, occasionally making small talk on the most existential topics on whether or not aliens exist or the stupid hypothetical questions about a zombie apocalypse—to which tsukishima would tease you and say he would feed you to the zombies. but it wasn’t to say that sometimes waves of comfortable silence wouldn’t fall upon you two. you concluded that no matter what, you would always find yourself in this type of tranquil silence with tsukishima. you had even forgotten your boyfriend’s stares of admiration, rather, you didn’t actually know if his gazes were of malice, indifference, or adoration, but whatever it was you hoped it was something good.

despite dating for a year now, you still couldn’t tell the difference, but you knew deep inside your gut that was accompanied by the same butterflies that all he means is nothing but love. and you wished to show that love as today was your anniversary.

and to which tsukishima thought you couldn’t get more breathtaking than the last time you had been at each other’s companies just yesterday, it seemed he had been proven wrong. you were teeth stark against the moonlight, divulged in night torn howls of winds and slick with honor. even at your worst, with skin frayed with abrasions and scrapped knees, tsukishima still found light within your fondness. and right now, you were filled with ichor of charming homemade raptures. your boyfriend couldn’t fathom how beguiled he was for a girl he hadn’t thought of more than an add on to his friendship with yamaguchi.

after your run, you two found yourselves resting upon the bleachers near the baseball field. you rested your legs atop tsukishima’s as he fiddled with your walkman. your headphones were now rested over your boyfriend’s ears as he listened to your curated mixtape of songs you specifically listened to on your runs with tsukishima. the songs that you burned on it were special to you and him and to you and him only. the songs that reminded you two of your first date during the night when you breathed out against the late night’s mist, inhaling the stars as you and tsukishima walked hand in hand through the city—of his quips of banter, his wisecracks of pleasantries, even his annoyingly amiable witticisms that would often put you in your place of not being as clever as your boyfriend—had a special place in your heart.

your gaze, warm in admiration as you looked upon his handsome features, took him in like a breath of fresh air. he was bobbing his head lightly to the music. it made a smile melt upon your face as your thoughts were scattered by the wind (a mere light breeze) as you exhaled your silk promises. your bare knuckles grazed over his as your hand lifted to his face, running your hand through his messy blond hair.

within seconds, the mixtape clicked to an end to which tskushima kissed your palm messing at his hair as he sat up. “this is actually good,” he mutters. “perhaps your music taste isn’t as bad as i remembered.”

“that’s funny considering most of my past music taste was from you.” you jested with a smirk on your lips.

he scoffs playfully, pecking your lips quickly. “yeah right, the majority of your mixtapes were nothing but queen and abba.”

“please tell me you’re not trashing queen and abba,” you rolled your eyes and feigning offense, “they’re literally iconic.”

“if you added some mötley crüe or tears of fears, maybe it would be better.” tsukishima smirks, making you huff. “but it’s fine as since it is our anniversary today, i figured i would be nice.”

“do you want to give our gifts now?” 

tsukishima nods as he smiles, “so i can listen to it throughout the day.”

your eyebrows furrow together in confusion, “how’d you know i was going to give you a mixtape?”

“mere intuition,” your boyfriend jokes, causing you to shake your head as you reached into your backpack’s front pocket. “i actually burned you one too.” tsukishima did the same as the two of you faced each other once more with mixtapes in both your hands.

your fingers brushed each others briefly as you two traded gifts. and despite contact between the two of you hadn’t been scarce, there was still that same spark and radiating warmth that would consume you two.

both had cute notes attached to it as you had both read it.

FOR MY LOVE: the first mixtape of yours that isn’t complete rubbish and the first mixtape given to you for your new 1984 Sony Walkman that you won’t stop talking about. i don’t have to worry about you liking these songs because i know you will since i know you so well. i’ve also come to notice that you like to mix severely opposite genres on one tape i.e fleetwood mac and metallica like an absolute monster. so i did that on this tape for your sake. i love you, idiot.  —tsukishima kei

FOR MY BLONDIE: even though you hate listening to mainstream music, i couldn’t help but put on the latest from michael jackson, madonna, and some city pop because who else would i scream these songs until my throat is raw with? but besides that, i added some more of your favorites like twisted sister. i can’t wait for you to make fun of this mixtape because i know deep down it’s going to be one of your favorites because it came from me. i love you, dickhead.  — l/n y/n

you two sit in silence for bit, doing nothing more but being in each other’s presence and embrace. letting the world before you continue to move as you looked at the tape’s songs. you were immediately struck with the feeling of the nostalgic nights with tsukishima, laughing in the dark at two in the morning of messing around and reassuring pats on the back. you two were quilted blankets and moonless nights, of warm sunspots on a cloudy day, and cherry blossom petals falling upon your hair without noticing. you were tsukishima’s cure to boredom and lack of sleep. you two were each other’s everything.

it was your simple romance.

[ao3feed-kurotsuki]

Yabai Paper

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2DtD8qe

by rosep3tals

An Office AU in which Oikawa Tooru struggles between impressing his hot new boss Iwaizumi Hajime and managing his hectic co-workers; Kageyama and Hinata both have feelings for each other but don’t want to ruin their friendship; Bokuto keeps going to the HR representative Akaashi Keiji with stupid complaints just so he can spend time with him; and Kuroo is running out of ways to ask out the salty accountant Tskushima Kei.

Words: 2144, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Kuroo Tetsurou, Tsukishima Kei, Kozume Kenma, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Atsumu, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Nishinoya Yuu, Shimizu Kiyoko

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Kuroo Tetsurou/Tsukishima Kei

Additional Tags: Pining Bokuto Koutarou, Pining Kuroo Tetsurou, Slow Burn, Comfort, Aged up characters

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Haikyu!! Incorrect Quotes

I wanted to try this incorrect quotes generator that, someone was talking about on here, lmao

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Fandom: How many kids do you have? Daisuga: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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*Noya  and Tanaka sitting in jail together* Noya: So who should we call? Tanaka : I’d call Daichi, but I feel safer in jail

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Noya: We need a distraction. Tanaka: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Hinata, whispering: My time has come

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Kageyama: Oikawa, can I talk to you for a second? Oikawa: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Hinata are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Kageyama: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Tsukishima: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Yamaguchi: Plane tickets? Hinata: Concert tickets? Noya: Prostitution? Tsukishima, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Kageyama: I just ended a four year relationship. Yamaguchi: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Kageyama: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Oikawa and Iwaizumi fighting from across the room*

Kageyama: I’m an idiot. Tsukishima: Hinata: Yamaguchi: Daichi: Kageyama: Tsukishima: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day. Kenma: I prevented a murder today. Kuroo: Really? How’d you do that? Kenma: self control.

Bokuto: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Akaashi: I wake up at 4:30 AM Bokuto: Bokuto: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Daichi: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Tsukishima’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Kenma: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Kuroo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Kenma: Absolutely not.

Akaashi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Bokuto: You and me!!! Akaashi, tearing up: Okay. Hinata: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Kenma: I'm a knife. Kuroo, from across the room: They're the little spoon. Daichi: What do you think Noya will do for a distraction? Tanaka: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Tanaka: ... or they could do that.

Kenma: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Kuroo: Kenma no. Bokuto: Mistlefoe. Akaashi: Please stop encouraging them.

Sugawara, driving Hinata and Kageyama: So how was your day? Hinata: We almost got surprise adopted! Sugawara: What? Kageyama: We almost got kidnapped. Sugawara: Oh, okay. Sugawara: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Asahi: Noya and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Daichi: *Sighing* What did Noya do? Asahi: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Noya: Who wants a steering wheel? Iwaizumi: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Oikawa: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Kageyama: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t- Oikawa: Kageyama, my old arch enemy. Ushijima: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Oikawa: I have a life outside of you, Ushijima. Yamaguchi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Tsukishima: *turning to Hinata* How tall are you? The Fandom: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Tsukishima: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Yamaguchi isn’t

Bonus Quote From Kenma! Kenma: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Yabai Paper

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by rosep3tals

An Office AU in which Oikawa Tooru struggles between impressing his hot new boss Iwaizumi Hajime and managing his hectic co-workers; Kageyama and Hinata both have feelings for each other but don’t want to ruin their friendship; Bokuto keeps going to the HR representative Akaashi Keiji with stupid complaints just so he can spend time with him; and Kuroo is running out of ways to ask out the salty accountant Tskushima Kei.

Words: 2144, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Kuroo Tetsurou, Tsukishima Kei, Kozume Kenma, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Atsumu, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Nishinoya Yuu, Shimizu Kiyoko

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Kuroo Tetsurou/Tsukishima Kei

Additional Tags: Pining Bokuto Koutarou, Pining Kuroo Tetsurou, Slow Burn, Comfort, Aged up characters

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by klainjel

Tadashi enlists the Karasuno boys for help baking Tskushima's birthday cake.

Absolute chaos ensues.

Words: , Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Various Karasuno Character(s)

Relationships: Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, background hinata/kageyama

Additional Tags: this is just a lot of fluff and boys being dumb, Fluff, Boys Being Boys, happens in their 2nd year, it's tsukshima's birthday and karasuno loves him a lot

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The Karasuno Baking Club

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by klainjel

Tadashi enlists the Karasuno boys for help baking Tskushima's birthday cake.

Absolute chaos ensues.

Words: 4640, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Various Karasuno Character(s)

Relationships: Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, background hinata/kageyama

Additional Tags: this is just a lot of fluff and boys being dumb, Fluff, Boys Being Boys, happens in their 2nd year, it's tsukshima's birthday and karasuno loves him a lot

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