#tsau: uchiha fugaku

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Hi! Is it possible for us to see Mikoto and Fugakus wedding in the tsau?

Their wedding was simply them going and adding Mikoto to Fugaku’s family registry 🖤

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More AU sketches 🖤

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*slaps card on the table* SHOW ME TSAU FUGAMIKO ASAP PLEASE

POV: your bosses annoying second son comes over and interrupts your alone time

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What was mikoto backstory how did she meet fugaku?

They met in elementary as neither of them could stay out of the principal’s office for misbehaving

Mikoto’s family just happened to be better off and she was given the benefit of the doubt, whereas Fugaku wasn’t. That’s what kicked off their “rivalry”/made Fugaku want to give her a hard time which really only got him beat up by a girl💀

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How is fugaku’s relationship like with his sons in the tsau? Does he have certain expectations from them like in canon? Is he proud of them? Can’t get enough of this au, it’s just too good

He’s got a good relationship with his sons as his employer (Izuna) only requires his particular services every once in awhile, so he had a lot of free time to spend with them.

His only expectation of them was that they either didn’t question his business or they don’t get themselves killed if they join the business. Which given where they were born and raised, the latter was always the most likely outcome.

The boys are smart, smarter than he ever was if you ask him, and didn’t become teen parents or get beat up too badly. So he’s proud of them and fully supports their decisions (even if they want to quit the business, he has faith they know how to disappear properly for their own benefit)

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In the TSAU, how are Fugaku, Mikoto, Itachi, and Sasuke related to Madara? I know that Izuna is the boss of Fugaku, Mikoto,and Sasuke but I’m curious to know the relationship between them and Madara?

Also would you ever consider giving Itachi and Sasuke another sibling? Would Mikoto and Fugaku ever want another child?

Mikoto is a third cousin (by marriage) of Madara and Izuna.

As for another child, the timing was never right. They were teen parents that were working for Izuna to not have to struggle so hard and Mikoto ended up having more jobs after Sasuke was born.

Now they’re empty nesters at a relatively young age for parents and enjoying that time to themselves as they’ve been parents almost as long as they’ve been an official couple. So while they could have another still, I don’t see them wanting to start all over again with a newborn.

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What do the other uchihas think about kaguya and her relationship with shisui

Itachi

Thinks Shisui found a perfect and dangerous match for his scheming. He also thinks she has no clue what she’s getting herself into.

Mikoto

Supports women in power positions but thinks she’s better of a housewife when it comes to the Uchiha. What’s her spoiled rich princess self going to do against real criminals? Sue them?? 💀

Fugaku

Well he can see why Shisui brought her home. Beautiful face, breast that sit pretty, nice butt. Yeah, that boy chose with his dick if you ask him. Or maybe Madara’s hard on cash and they wanted a live-in atm.

Sasuke

Eh. He’s met prettier, meaner, nicer, sneakier, and richer. He’s not impressed or worried about her in the slightest.

Obito

Is worried she’s with Shisui for revenge and would tell Shisui as much. Like, dude, you do know who her father was right? Doesn’t hate it like her particularly

Madara

Knows exactly who’s kid she is, he’s even met her before. He’s not worried about her little revenge plot as the girl clearly (and idiotically) has fallen for Shisui, she’ll be pregnant with his grandchild sooner or later and she’s entirely too soft to do anything that would matter

Eldest daughter

Thinks she pretty and probably knows some rich older men she can introduce her to~ also thinks she needs to work on her awkward attitude or she’ll probably get her ass kicked around here

Middle daughter

Kaguya is one of her other father’s investors. She’s a good business partner and Shisui better not screw things up for her and her father by leading Kaguya on.

Michi

Thinks she’s okay and has nice shoes

Izuna

Thinks she Shisui chosen broodmare. Also proof that everyone has their price (hers just happens to be his fluffy haired manipulative nephew).

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Fugaku should be grateful he took a beating from a girl. Because of that, he has the hottest, most amazing wife and the sexiest sons

Fugaku after getting beat

Mikoto forgetting all about it after a year and continuing to be the Queen of the play yard

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Wait, i am confused now. Is Fugaku Itachi’s dad???

He is.

He just wasn’t present at school until he was, his whole gang included.

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What type of business do the uchiha do

In my AU? They’re Yakuza, they all have their own specialties and dealings that can be found in their HCs post for the au (in their respective tags)~

Tsau masterpost

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Okay but like what was a teen fugaku like

Honestly him and his boys were out there doing a lot of things for Madara that landed them in trouble more often than not.

Pulling all nighters.

Vandalizing properties.

Racing motorcycles without a license

Running fight clubs; braking peoples kneecaps, noses, and fingers.

Sleeping in the back of the classroom.

Stealing lollipops from Mikoto’s mouth and putting them in his.

If there was a party he knew she’d be at, he’d crash it.

Short tempered.

Just a general menace to society.

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At what age did Mikoto have Itachi???

She was about 16/17

Itachi got the mascot treatment when she had to bring him to school with all the Uchiha affiliated girls wanting to hold and play with him. Lucky for Mikoto, the school nurse was a close relative that offered to watch him during class hours.

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Trying to decided which Uzumaki is messier in the tsau

Tw; oral sex, violence, drugs, pregnancy mentions, mess ass Uzumaki’s

Kushina

Jumping in gang fights she had no business in for Mikoto

Stashing things for criminal

Got Minato and herself suspended for misuse of the bathroom at school (weed)

Mooned the police

Flashed Madara as a dare

Let kid Nart tattoo her because he asked. It’s the ugliest stick man, but she’s very proud of it

Let her home be a party house as long as Naruto cleaned up the mess and they didn’t steal anything

Making edibles and not properly labeling them which led to a very high team 7 at work

Nagato

He’s got a long list of ex hookups and fwb that ended up being messier than he ever intended them to be

Yahiko and Konan

Fugaku and Mikoto

2 out 5 of Madara’s children

Konan’s brother

Yahiko’s little sister is now flirting with him and Konan’s other brother is mad at him when he hasn’t even done anything

Naruto

Has a lot of fwb that he gives the boyfriend treatment to unless they stop him

Thinks sex sort of fixes bad moods and days, so naturally, offers get his roommates off when they’ve had a bad day

Has been paid to guest star in some OF videos

Rarely passes on a party

Touchy/clingy drunk

Had sex on the back of a cop car

Flirts with every clients and will give discounts to cute ones

Is responsible for getting the shop high

Tsunade thinks he’s a pervert because he was naked in Sasuke’s closet with someone when she went in there to grab Sasuke a change of clothes

Had an awkward run in with Rin when his penis piercing got caught in his partners braces

Karin

She doesn’t belong on this list outside of having a foul mouth and a few clips of her mocking sexist men in matches that her her fan captured/circulate online

Let Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Juugo get lost on a road-trip once because they were being pig headed. Also shushed Sakura about helping them

Didn’t listen about possibly being pregnant after a bout of sickness and now it’s too late. That’s why she’s currently pregnant 💀

Doesn’t actually believe in crystals, but Suigetsu does and is freaked out she lost a Moldavite necklace

Chiha

Taking gifts from Shisui that Mikoto and Sakura told her not to do

Still hasn’t told her father or brother that she’s been singing at the Uchiha lounge and that’s how she’s affording some things

Eats Sasuke’s portions of food Sakura makes when she’s mad at him while also heavily relying on him to get her out of the trouble she gets herself in (like please forget that I ate your dinner again)

Actively dodging the “officer eater” because he is a literal memeber of law enforcement and Michi’s half brother

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how does the tsau timeline work

It’s all over the place tbh 😆 I can try to brake it down by waves and a few key events for you

Wave 1

Madara, Hashirama, Mito, Izuna, Hiashi, Hizashi

Key events:

Tsunade is born

HashiMadaMito become official

Madara begins making moves to take over the Uchiha from Tajima

Hiashi and Hizashi agree to sanctuary area that was once Uchiha territory and possibly a truce if Madara becomes the leader of the Uchiha. No expectations.

Madara’s eldest is born

Madara adopts Obito

Madara’s second is born

Wave 2

Jiraiya, Minato, Kushina, Fugaku, Kagami, Mikoto, Orochimaru

Key events:

Nawaki is born

Fugaku and Mikoto go form rivals to lovers

Itachi is born

Kushina moves to town

Kushina and Mikoto become friends

Fugaku and Mikoto strike a deal to work for Izuna and Madara (heavier alignment with Izuna)

Izuna is arrested but ends up making more connections for the Uchiha while incarcerated

Madara kills Tajima and takes over the Uchiha

Mito graduates college

Hashirama is a Judo national champion

Hashirama and Mito get married

Kagami becomes lead detective

Minato gets a life changing loan from Jiraiya

Minato and Kushina open up the tattoo shop

Neji is born

Sasuke is born

Naruto is born

Hinata is born

Madara takes in Shisui

Kakashi begins his apprenticeship

An official truce between the Uchiha and Hyuga is met

Izuna is released and lays low but also starts his drug kingpin journey

Chiha (oc) is born to MinaKushina

Michi (oc) is born to MadaMito

Tsunade graduated college and got a job at Orochimaru’s clinic

After Hizashi’s untimely death, tensions begin to rise between the Uchiha and the Hyuga without his mediation

Shisui talked Obito out of working for Madara and pursuing an MMA career

Madara killed his eldest cheating fiancé

Wave 3

Tsunade, Itachi, Shisui, Obito, Madara’s first born, Madara’s second born, Kakashi, Rin, Yamato, Nawaki, Konan & OC brothers, Nagato, Yahiko + OC sister, Kaguya, Toneri, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Hinata, sand siblings, Sasori, Deidara, Karin, Suigetsu, etc.

Key events: (more can be found in their tags)

Madara looks for ways to provoke Hiashi

Minato and Kushina hand over the shop to Kakashi to enjoy their early retirement from tattooing

Mikoto is the highest paid hitman in the Uchiha

Kakashi’s skills have launched the tattoo shop into a bigger audience than just the Uchiha. It’s literally a famous shop now

Gaara opens up his shop that is quickly growing in popularity

Gaara hires Sasori and Deidara

Sakura has started school again thanks to Tsunade’s encouragement

Sasuke is following in his parents footsteps serving the uchiha but is also gaining popularity in the tattoo industry

Naruto is in his ho era and has a problem accidentally breaking hearts because of his boyfriend treatment to all his lovers

Sakura and Naruto meet Gaara at a Tattoo expo

Ino meets Hinata at party and introduces her to Sakura

Lee becomes a bodyguard for Neji

KakaObiRin welcome their first born Ryu

Neji and Michi agree to getting married to ease tensions between the Hyuga and Uchiha. And it works?

Shisui isn’t happy about a knight (Michi) being moved without his approval

Shisui becomes a costumer of Hinata’s and semi friend as it benefits him

Hinata aligns herself to marry Toneri

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I need tsau minato info

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I don’t have too many thoughts on Minato, but here’s some info 🖤

Minato was always a big dreamer. He wanted to do it all be a rock star, surfer, own a record store, tattoo artist, explorer, etc.

As a teen he made extra money giving stick and poke tattoos in the back of the school

Which did get him in trouble a few times

Track star

He scored babysat Kakashi who swore he didn’t need a babysitter (Minato agreed. But $50 is $50 kid so sit and eat your chips) because they we’re neighbors and Sakumo needed to work nights

But Minato needed a new drummer as his bands quit, and Kakashi was a quick study so it all worked out

He also feel in love with new free spirited girl at school, Kushina.

Wrote her songs and sang to her. All that sappy stuff

Used the little bit of inheritance he got to open his tattoo shop with Kushina, which did okay at first but only really took off after her did Fugaku and Mikoto’s pieces

It quickly became one of the Uchiha’s favorite stops for their tattoos and also a neighborhood favorite poor Minato was worried and grateful

Taught Kushina how to use a tattoo gun but she actually took a liking to piercing more, so he was happy watching her do her thing

Was super excited when he found out he was going to be a dad 🥹

Told Jiraiya and got a quick lecture about what did he tell him about raw doggin it, but he also congratulated the two love birds

Convinced his old band mate Kakashi to join him in the shop as his apprentice because the kid really was just good at everything and had no solid plans, so why not?

Prefers working on traditional style tattoos and bold lines

Loves his little family with all his might

a light weight when it comes to drinking

The responsible parent

Also the parent that wants those expensive family picture packages

He’s very proud that Naruto wants to take after his old man 🥲

VERY worried that Chiha will end up with a Yakuza. While there’s some he wouldn’t mind as much as others, she’s still his baby girl 😭

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hello, hope you don't mind me asking, but do you have any hcs of tsau izuna?

Been smoking since he was 12 and doesn’t have any plans on quitting. The only difference is he smokes imported cigars now instead of begging for one off of his father’s lackeys

Definitely knew Madara wanted their father dead and did nothing to prevent it as their father didn’t approve of any of his own ideas

Ideas that turned him into a the faceless drug kingpin he is today. You name it, he can supply it. As long as the money is right.

Hasn’t gotten his hands dirty in years when it comes to dealing. That’s what his movers are for.

And even they don’t truly know who they’re working for

Why should they?

So they can rat him out when he gets busted?

He doesn’t think so

He’s already done time for beating a man near death for selling in his old territory

He’s honestly surprised like a Nawaki hasn’t pieced things together to get him on his more serious crimes

Izuna has more money than he knows what to do with, so he invest in different “assets”

Fugaku and Mikoto were his first assets. It really wasn’t hard to get two violent teen parents from the slums to take paid jobs for him

Especially after he offered to pay for Itachi’s nanny

They owe their success to him if you ask Izuna

Kagami was also a great asset he acquired later. His friend works for the police and has helped keep the important Uchiha out of prison

Outside of those three and Madara, no one has a clue what he actually does and see him as a business owner/Madara’s adviser

One upscale lounge and a hostess club are his claim to fame. Acquired through legitimate loans too

His hostess club is one of the easiest places to move his expensive products

He’s not even going to lie about how he scouts his hostesses. He uses the clinic to find young, healthy, and beautiful girls who preferably are down on their luck

He can buy their loyalty, their education, and house them. These types never fail to be perfect for this job

Because of how his eldest niece was conceived, he strong discourages them from hooking up with the clients

If they think it will help their sells or popularity. That’s on them, officially it didn’t happen and he’s sticking to that story

Now these same poor pretty things can not work at his lounge. The lounge is filled with the sons and daughters of Uchiha with rank.

Plus the Hyuga are sometimes invited, he can’t have the riffraff no matter how pretty running around there making him look bad.

If they can sing, they have a better chance regardless of their status. But Itachi gets the final say their

Despite his pessimistic personality, he’s oddly supportive in his own way

Like he’ll give you a tissue and one “it’ll work out” before telling you to shut up when crying. So there’s that

Hates having to entertain people himself

He’s done the love deal, but that person wasn’t cut out for the world

He’s been single ever since their untimely death without much plans of settling down

But unlike his brother and nephew, he doesn’t fill the void with random people

If anything, he filled it with expensive animals and trips