#tsau: Senju hashirama

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Quick sketch of Hashirama commemorating Tsunade’s first playground fight/victory 

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Messing around and drew Michi’s wedding day with her dads getting ready to walk her down the aisle.

Hashirama gently reminding his little boo thing that they’re too old for this his eldest is still mad about her fiancé and Mito wouldn’t be happy with him either

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Could you please draw some tattoo shop AU hashimada as well? hashirama design looks bomb

Thanks 🖤

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Could you show us tattoo shop au hashimito when you feel like it? :D love the au btw

Hashirama’s fashion taste is questionable and only getting worse with time in this au, but they’re cute 🥹

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In the TSAU, are any of the Senju clan members other than Hashirama still alive? Where is Tobirama, Kawarama and Itama? What about Butsuma? This au is interesting!

Hashi’s brothers are still alive, he’s the only one that stayed in their hometown.

Tobirama’s a fancy university professor (lives the closest), Itama is a scientist overseas (would be working in the equivalent of Antarctica), and Kawarama’s working for a wildlife preservation project overseas. Butsuma died of natural causes and Hashirama had to elbow Madara at his funeral because he was fighting back laughter when someone said he was a “good father”.

So yeah, they’re alive but all living their own lives, with Tobirama choosing to not acknowledge the obvious (his brother’s lover is a yakuza and his “niece” is obviously said lovers kid which means Mito is in on all this too) because he’s fighting his morals every time he visits . Getting together when they can and keeping in contact~

But Hashirama, Tsunade, and Nawaki are the only Senju’s who are constantly in the AU

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Michi is the daughter of a mito?

The truth is that I always get lost with the relationship between Madara Hashirama and Mito, like who is who's son?

To break down their family in the TSAU (in order they were added to their family);

Hashirama had Tsunade with a classmate back in high school

Madara had his eldest biological child with a hostess

Hashirama and Mito had Nawaki together

Adopted Obito because his eldest wanted a big brother

Had his second daughter with his business partner

Mito and Madara had Michi together

Adopted Shisui because his Eldest and Obito were too soft to run things and something about Fugaku’s young kids outshining his made his ass itch. Solid investment 100/10

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Tattoo Shop AU “Master Post”

I organized the au with by tags and connections so it will be a little easier to navigate~

💋 involved romantically

⛓️ just a spacer

🥚 their child

🌶️ It’s complicated (but spicy)

💍 married

Hinata - Hanabi ⛓️ Toneri 🌶️

Itachi - Hana 🌶️

Kakashi - copy and paste 🥚 ⛓️ Gai ⛓️ Obito and Rin 💋

Madara - Hashi💍Mito 💋 ⛓️ Michi 🥚 ⛓️ Izuna ⛓️ Tsunade ⛓️ Orochimaru

Naruto - Chiha ⛓️ Kushina ⛓️ Minato ⛓️ Shikamaru 🌶️ ⛓️ Tenten ⛓️ Choji ⛓️Ino

Neji - Lee ⛓️ Michi 💍⛓️ Tenten❔

Obito - Ryu 🥚 ⛓️ Rin and Kakashi 💋

Rin - Iruka ⛓️ Shizune ⛓️ Ryu🥚 ⛓️ copy and paste🥚 ⛓️ Kakashi and Obito💋

Sai - Ino 💋

Sakura - Ino ⛓️ Gaara 💋 ⛓️ Temari ⛓️ Kankuro ⛓️ Sasori ⛓️ Baki ⛓️ Deidara

Sasuke - Sui💍Ka ⛓️ Jugo

Shisui

Yamato - Genma 💋

Age Ranges 👥

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Art tag - only art from this au

Info tag - important information about the AU/Characters

HCs - bleeds a little into the info tag but is mostly fun add-ons

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Could you share some tsau hashirama hcs :*

Former Judo champion and model (he still gets modeling offers, but he’s enjoying his retirement)

Ultimate golden retriever with a side of dramatic flare

Passionate lover and friend. Adventures are always calling his name~

But, a quick rewind into his past!

He met Madara in middle school and the two quickly became inseparable

He was much more peaceful than Madara and often deescalated confrontations when others would try to press for a fight

The two would often pull pranks, steal Tajima’s car for joy rides, and go to the lake to hang out and talk about their lives

He helped his little brothers any way he could in school and getting out of trouble with their father, who was more of a commander than a dad

But none of that matter. in the school and his father’s eyes, he was a delinquent who had luck on his side because of his associations and slacker behavior

Something Madara laughed at, because Hashirama was too soft for his own good considering he was already 8 years deep in his Judo training

By the time he was in highschool, he was acing test, breaking dress code, and skipping classes to hang out with his friends

That’s how he met a friend of a friend that turned his life upside down. She was blonde, gorgeous, and made him feel special. Which of course made him skip even more classes

It got to the point that the class president, Mito, ended up scolding him about his behavior even more than she did Madara

Side note: he absolutely had a crush on Mito since starting highschool, but they always seemed to be more enemies than even friends

Madara was nice enough to get her to take a picture with him for Hashirama. And Hashirama cherishes it

reality didn’t hit him until his gf came to his house and told him she was pregnant. They both got yelled at by his father, but Hashirama was sure he could find a job and make things work

And he did find a job and started saving what he could

Everything seemed fine. She withdrew from a school to homeschool and also work a bit. Hashirama made sure to visit her everyday too

Keeping his worry to himself, he just reassured her that they’ll be okay if they just try

He was heartbroken when she called things off and even more devastated when she refused to see him when he came by

And completely crushed when he answered the door to find his child and a note stating she was leaving Tsunade where she belongs and will not be back.

Her family completely skipped town and no one knew where they went

His parents were livid, with his father wanting to throw him out, but his mother and brothers took to their new addition quickly and voted for Hashirama and Tsunade to stay

Even tobirama would smile about her little coos

Madara bought her a crib, diapers, and some formula. He even offered him a spot amongst the Uchiha as a way of getting his own money.

He loved his daughter and wanted to be a good father to her and if that meant he had to drop out and work for Tajima, he would.

He was shocked when Mito came to his house to visit, then he remembered she was the class president and he’d been skipping school for awhile now.

He was ready for one of her lectures, but she simply asked if he needed help. She heard a rumor Madara was offering him a “deal”, but.. he had real promise and he shouldn’t throw that away when Tsunade was counting on him.

So get his ass back in school and keep training. It’s a little boring not having her rival to beat in scores.

She even offered to watch Tsunade on her days off. Turns out she lived alone and didn’t do much outside of work, crochet, and study herself.

Its thanks to her that he ended up getting a better part time job at the same store as her to help provide for his daughter without the risk of jail time

Mito’s cramped little studio apartment became Hashirama (and Madara’s) new hangout spot as the three grew closer

Seeing them bond with Tsunade was so special to him and sometimes funny. Especially when they’d argue about who was Tsunade’s favorite

They also got the good girl to let her hair down a little and all made out for a bit before she kicked them out for talking dirty to her

It was Madara but Hashirama was guilty by association, so he had to go to that day. They apologized and things went back to normal

It’s thanks to them both that he graduated

Started doing some lucrative modeling after he was scouted

Became a Judo champ

Got him and Tsunade their own little place

And finally asked Mito out over ice cream she said yes. He then tried to ask her to marry him and was told they need to take it one step at a time 💀

As a dad, he spoiled Tsunade since she was born and encouraged her to stick up for herself but if she couldn’t, she can always tell him, Madara, or Mito and they’ll handle it for her

He was also very excited when they were expecting and got Tsunade super excited too

He was devastated when he realized Tsunade had a first crush and even worse when Nawaki was caught kissing some other kid at school. Do they not know what he went through? He just wanted them to stay innocent forever. Why are these kids so fast 🥲

Tsunade was so independent and bold. He made a lot of mistakes when he was first starting out as a dad, but he made up for that with affection, quality time, and shopping sprees.

He encouraged Nawaki’s kindness and bravery. If Nawaki had a game, he was there. If he had a debate, he was there. He never missed a chance to root for his little guy

He’d always wanted to travel a bit and Mito gave him the go ahead to do so. The kids were older and she was working on her next novel. If she needed help, she’d just call Madara like always. No problem.

He was happy when Mito said she was expecting and it was Madara’s. The three of them had been a thing for a long time now and he did encourage them to have phone sex with him quite a few nights while he was out of the country.

He also knows Madara feels a bit jealous and can feel like he’s far from their thoughts /life at times, so he was sure it would make him really happy too.

Welcoming Michi was a new experience for Hashirama. She was his daughter, but also Madara’s flesh and blood. She was the first kid he had that Tobirama didn’t take to immediately and Madara made sure their home had everything and more a princess could need

They even got a new and bigger house with a live bodyguard Hashirama and Mito didn’t think it was necessary, but Madara insisted

He treats Michi just like his other kids and made sure to be present for all her big moments too

Made Tsunade take hundreds of pictures when she graduated with her medical degree holding back tears

Cheered a little too loud if you ask Madara for Nawaki graduating the police academy

Cried at Michi’s wedding because she was just “a baby” and he doesn’t know Neji well enough to fully trust him with his baby girl

In his older years, he prefers relaxing in the same room as Mito (and Madara) while she types

Trying new recipes he finds on the internet with Kawarama and Itama they force Tobirama to FaceTime and try the recipes with them.

Doing barbecues once a month with the “kids”

Dancing with Mito to some of their favorite songs with some good wine

Also he can smack her butt freely because they’re empty nesters

Getting spoiled at Madara’s no because madara has everything at his house. EVERYTHING. It’s basically a local vacation for them.

Sleeping in because he knows he can now

And reminiscing about all the fun and mishaps he’s had in life with his friends and family

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What kind of grandparents are madara, hashirama and mito to baby Kira and mugen ?

Kira

Madara may be her only technical grandparent, but that doesn’t stop Kaguya from trying to limit his access to her.

Which would make him respect Kaguya a bit. But he’ll see his granddaughter when he wants to see his granddaughter.

Overall he’s not that interested in her. She’s on the same level as Ryu in his mind. A grandchild he starts a trust fund for and sees during the holidays, birthdays, and meetings.

Can sense she’s fiendish compared to her cousins and jokes that she’ll be Shisui’s undoing if he’s not careful.

She’s not around Hashirama or Mito a lot as a young child, but they’re very kind to her whenever they’re around and encourage Madara to find a middle ground with Kaguya or he might live to regret not being present in her life regularly

They let Shisui know they’ll babysit anytime him and Kaguya want some alone time and spoil her with affection/let her play with Michi’s old princess dresses and playsets

Mugen

Hashirama

Hashirama is so excited to have a grandchild, but realizes the odds of Michi having another one are SLIM. He’d cherish his time with Mugen and ask her to come visit with him so his brothers can meet their great nephew

He’d swing with Mugen in his hammock

Try to play with him like he isn’t 50+ might pop his good knee and crack his back but it’s lowkey worth it

Covers his ears when aunt Tsunade or Grandpa Mads start cursing

Cooks with him makes a huge mess in the process

Has him “help” with gardening and points out the difference insects in the garden

Takes him fishing and camping when he’s older

Mito

Reads to him like she did with their own children

Encourages his imagination with slideshows

Gives him lots of kisses and hugs

Baked goods for him to enjoy when he comes over

Gets him a mini grocery cart for store runs with her, so he can pick out his own stuff

FaceTimes a lot just to chat with him

Worries about him all the time/takes his side all the time

Madara

His favorite grandchild 💀 is it because he’s Michi’s kid? Perhaps because he’s a boy? Or is it because he knows it also pisseds off Hiashi? No one knows, but the favoritism is once again noticeable

He’d buy him more things than he could possibly need under the guise of goodwill with the Hyuga Michi just gifts a lot of the items to Shisui, because there’s absolutely no way he needs that many toys and Shisui is often giving back to the community so he can do something with them

Comes over just to visit him for hours often having to have Michi tell him it’s Mugen’s bedtime and she won’t compromise about it. He can visit another day.

Complains about his eye color tho because it reminds him that he’s a Hyuga too💀

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Relationship between Madara hashirama and mito with Mugen

He’d have a great relationship with them, but also Mito and Hashirama would have to gently break the news to Madara that Mugen looks like Neji and not his spitting image

Madara: isn’t he handsome? He looks just like me 😌

Mito: hm, but his eyes are much lighter than yours 🤭

Madara: they’ll get darker. Some babies are born with lighter eyes and they gradually turn darker 😒

Hashi: that is true, however, he’s four now. Hardly a baby… and he looks just like his father 😂

Madara: nonsense. His hair is jet black and he’s even got his great grandmothers mole right there. He looks like a Uchiha 🤨

Hashi: Mugen HYUGA. Mads, he’s also a Hyuga 😝

Madara: I should’ve never let her marry that insignificant boy 🤬

Mito: calm down, love. He’s still our handsome grandson… and he’s got a bit of your hair 😅

Madara: precisely. He just needs to grow it out and mature a bit, then you two will see it 😤

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Are there any stoners in tsau perhaps shika

Inoshikacho hang out and smoke with Sai

Orochimaru. Prescribes it even.

HashiMadaMito partake sometimes. Mito just sits back and relaxes while the guys have high out of their mind “deep” thoughts and fuck like they’re in their 20s again.

Naruto got everyone at the shop high from taking the wrong brownies to work once. Kushina said NOT the ones in the basket, and he just heard “the ones in the basket”. They knew something was wrong when Sasuke and Sai started giggling over the sound a glove makes 😅

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other than rinobkk do you have any other (outwardly?) gay couples in your aus? or some hcs for peoples sexualities or does it come down to just the vibes between the characters and you just go with the dynamics you like? (ps huge fan of your narushika content)

I’ve said it before but i really do just HC that most of the characters from major franchises are pansexual (unless the author clearly states their sexuality) 🖤 for me, shipping just comes to to personalities I like to see together really and what I think they can build together.

Here’s a list of some of the LGBTQ+ ships/hookups within the tattoo shop AU:

Of Course, KakaObiRin 🖤🖤🖤

ShikaNaru. They’re technically FWB, but love each other (no big confession yet). Naruto’s an idiot trying to experience life before settling down and Shikamaru is too busy coding, so fwb is the best thing atm

Naruto has also hooked up with: Sasuke, Sai, Gaara, and has Nisi joked “so many Hyuga and Uchiha’s”. He’s an equal opportunity lover and likes people for who they are 🖤

Ino got Hinata’s “first time with a girl card”one girls trip. She’s very much bi and open about it with Sai (who’s cool with that, supportive king)

HashiMadaMito. He dates them together and separately, but has a much deeper bond with Hashi (of course)

Madara x his business partner (the father of Madara’s second daughter), who is a trans man.

Hashirama is bi with his fine wine and favorite porcupine 

Shisui’s pan and his lovers reflect that. Like Naruto, he’s down if the vibes are right between him and the person.

Temari is a lesbian, has a fiancée (Tayuya)

KankuKiba may not be a main fixture in this au but they’re definitely romantically involved and causing chaos for Gaara

Yamato x Genma~ my laid back yet surprisingly sultry dou. Genma hasn’t been introduced to Naruto, Sai, Sakura, or Sasuke because they tend to scare off anyone he’s interested in. But they do join KakaObiRin for couples date nights sometimes.

Also Neji is (Omni? He supposes) greysexual/aroflux.

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How old were hashimito when they had tsunade

Hashirama was 17 when Tsunade was born and left on his doorstep shortly afterwards.

Mito isn’t her birth mother, but she helped take care of Tsunade since they all were classmates and she felt bad for Tsunade being abandoned by her mother like that. So she acted as “mama” long before she and Hashirama became a thing and denied they would ever be a thing, while helping him make it to class on time because he can’t slack off being a father.

They sort of bickered in highschool because she was the “good girl”, who was one of the top preforming student and he was the delinquent genius that scored right above her without trying.

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Is the senju clan of any importance in the tsau

The Senju are just average law abiding citizens of little importance.. expect for Tsunade and Hashirama.

She’s one of the two doctors the Uchiha will go to for wounds they would be questioned about in a regular hospital. It’s good money, but also messy. She’s not a fan of having some bloodied raven haired person(s) showing up at 2 a.m. with who knows what sort of emergency.

Then you have Hashirama, retired model and martial master. He’s one of Madara’s old school mates and one of his lovers. Yeah, Tsunade knows about all this and she drinks to forget that her employer has been poking her relatives for possible decades

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Hear me out: in Naruverse yamato is genetically connected to hashirama right? Soo what if we make the senjus bros yamatos godfathers or smth like that. I haven’t really thought this through but just imagine yamato growing up as an orphan in tsau (idk his background in case you’ve shared that already) and one day one of the senjus notice how this young boy is always all by himself so they just make it their job to take care of him etc from time to time. Maybe he could even be good friends with nawaki, I’ll just assume they’re around the same age and if you consider adding the hc of itama and genma being fireman colleagues & friends (yes I’m the anon from that ask if you’ve seen it) we could also hcs that yamato and genma somehow got to know each other more through itama 👀🤔. Ik this might be a lot to process but lmk what you think 🤗

I love yams too much to put orphan/no family trauma on him again in an AU 💀 so I HC Yamato had a pretty normal childhood with both of his parents. His life didn’t get hectic until they moved to this city when he was in junior high 😂

Also it’s important to note Hashirama’s mid-late 50’s so his brothers would be closer to that age range. Itama would be the one thats most likely to take over the family temple I mentioned in a Hashirama HC.