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2. Favourite canon thing about this character?
The amount of things he is involved in. Literally taking side quests. Watching an open heart surgery in person? Sure, why not? The source material for him is endless. Name something and he will definitely be involved in one way or another, lmao.
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
I treat screentime as known irl interactions here.
So, realistically, "ideal best friends" for Sheva seem to be people who treat him like a little brother, or people who low-key worship the ground he stands on. Preferably both, like Zvonimir Boban... And Paolo. I know you're gonna hate me for it, but between knowing all his goals by heart and getting worked up when others are compared to him because "there is no other Sheva", Paolo DOES. But, I think Sheva would be better off with a best friend that grounds him a little bit and doesn't indulge in his bullshit. Perhaps Gattuso is the best choice for that.
And there's also Frank Lampard. They would make each other worse and I'm here for it. Two little guys that are just a bit fucked up. He does interact with cousin Jamie quite a lot, and with Frank's boyfriend John Terry sometimes too, so this friendship is entirely possible.
23. Favourite picture of this character?
Forever this one:
#for sheva and lampard there's also that aspect of sheva obnoxiously flirting with jt#trying to steal his boyfriend#or boyfriends if you're a lampardverse fiend 🤭#poor frankie really can't have anyone in peace#so maybe they wouldn't be really best friends lol#so many options#all lead to making these dudes worse#ask
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Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"
#Seriously I was cringing so hard expecting some big freak out but then Jack was like 'no you didn't do that's#And he was clever enough to try multiple strategies to figure out what was going on with Ianto!#Like my brother was like 'u can open your eyes now Jack isn't stupid'#Who is stupid is Adam who still tries the whole 'i made them better!' argument on Jack#After making Jack's boyfriend have a traumatic panic attack by implanting fake memories in his head#Like Adam girly just replace his memories of reading the diary to include you and then steal and hide the diary#Torchwood#Jack Harkness#Ianto Jones#Janto
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dawg said ill take what i can get 😭🙏
#fanart#my ocs#twst#twisted wonderland#twst oc#emilio cruz#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#dawgs trying to steal his boyfriend right in front of him 😭🙏
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Long Distance Relationship (Heaven)
After learning that there was a new Ghost King, Sera sent Emily and a few other angels to go meet him and see if he was an improvement over the old one. When the younger seraphim returns she happily reports that the new Ghost King was named Danny, that he is a much nicer guy than Pariah Dark ever was, and that she needs something called a ‘cell phone’ to make use of a series of numbers Danny gave her.
#Danny Phantom#Hazbin Hotel#DP x HH#DPxHH#Danny Fenton#Emily (Hazbin Hotel)#Seraphim Emily#Ghost King Danny#misunderstandings#miscommunication#Emily doesn’t know Human dating culture#Danny doesn’t know Angel dating culture#Danny thinks Emily is interested in dating from day one#Emily thinks Danny was just trying to become friends with her#How Emily talks and texts over the phone doesn’t help this misunderstanding#Adam walks in on Emily and Danny talking#He starts telling everyone that she has a boyfriend#No one believes him#Sera is in denial#Dani sees Danny and Emily’s texts when she steals his phone#She tells everyone he has a girlfriend#But none of his friends ever met Emily#Or heard about Heaven’s delegation to meet Danny#So they think Danny faked the texts#Like a dork
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You cannot tell me Adam isn’t the type to find random shite and consider it top tier decor
Lawrence dies a little inside everytime his straight-out-a-catalogue apartment is desecrated by novelty mugs and paintings Adam found at goodwill
#He begs Gordon to try to steal Billy on a daily basis so he can chill in a recliner and scare guests#Adam also wanted to find his severed foot to use as a centrepiece#ultimately decided he was happier with a boyfriend who spoke to him#chainshipping#saw#saw franchise#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#billy the puppet
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Mungrove AU, where Billy has been dating Eddie for almost a year and a half now, and they're pretty secure in their relationship. Now imagine Billy's surprise when Jonathan comes back to town with his childhood friend Argyle. They're so excited to see each other and catch up, but Eddie's *pissed*. He is completely convinced this new guy is trying to steal his boyfriend. Argyle is a bro and would never do that, but Eddie is jealous with a capital J. Eddie's not angry at Billy, but he does become a lot more physical with him to remind everyone that Billy's his boyfriend.
#billy: *absolutely covered in hickeys*#the kids: *aghast*#jonathan: *wondering how the hell Eddie could think Argyle would try to steal his boyfriend*#argyle: *completely oblivious to all this*#mungrove#eddie munson#billy hargrove#fanfiction
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Jace lets Zara feed on him sometimes bc that’s his best friend and he loves her, Send Tweet
#I love vampires & feedings bc of the high level of intimacy#like I think Zara are those friends that you cannot tell if they’re dating or not and if asked they’re like ‘what is your problem??’#they just have such a level of intimacy ingrained in their friendship#they’re doing forehead and knuckle kisses#she was the first coworker he genuinely clicked with outside of his whole weird thing with Porter#Zara is the type of friend to be like I’ll kill your loser boyfriend if he hurts you 💖 and Jace is like ‘no one has ever cared this much#about me thank you’#he makes sure that she feeds regularly#he’ll level blood bags labeled with her name in the breakroom fridge and texts her if her classes run long to go grab it#porter gets jealous but also filled with bisexual panic when he sees them hugging one night#Zara kisses his forehead and when Porter makes eye contact he’s so pissed#he texts her later like ‘you’re trying to steal my boyfriend wtf’ and bc she knows Jace loves making Porter jealous#she’s like ‘I thought you didn’t mind sharing’ Porter fully breaks his phone#dimension 20#jace stardiamond#Zara sool#I made this post already and tumblr hit me with the nono stick
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rotating steren in my mind. i need to give him more daedric princes to have beef with. so far its all of the good three, hiricine, molag bal... he needs more.
#molag bal bc bal keeps trying to steal his boyfriend#hircine bc he just wanted to join the companions to make money and buy a house with his bf. got lycanthrope
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DnD/Fantasy AU! What would the boys' races be? (Cadence would be human)
Sorry for the wait! I’M GLAD YOU ASKED because I’ve been meaning to draw this forever since I’ve been obsessed with Baldur’s Gate 3 (it basically makes up my DnD knowledge)! I had their race/classes jotted down in my notes for months. Here’s what I came up with, hope you like it!
#band camp boyfriend#mello doodle#tom is a paladin bc he loves to be the hero who saves the day!!#oath of the ancients because being the light spoke to him#also he looks good in green#peter is a half elf bc they are the most attractive don't @ me#HE PLAYS A HORN im salty theres no brass instrument for bard in bg3#he is workin that poofy bard outfit#clark is a seldarine drow...it suits him bc drow are outcast but seldarine are ~different~ and trying to prove themselves#he also likes magic and morally gray characters who could tip between good and evil#sam is a cute cleric who keeps all his buddies healed#idk what his religion is...i need to study up on those#maybe he worships the unicorn religion idk#op monk garth is gonna CUT A BITCH#he prob just gets all these ohkos all day every day#peter dies the most and needs to be revived all the time#he needs to lay off the cutting words#poptart is a cheeky little devil who will lock pick the door to your bedroom and steal your underwear#and he basically just loots everything and keeps winding up encumbered#Doug trying to speak past his teef: Hghfhgfhfhrhrrhhgbhg#I like half orc for him because he would get that second wind of 1hp to help his buddies to the best of his ability#ok im done#was that enough for you
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It's fascinating to me that the phasmid was apparently able to plant suggestions in Dros's mind but she somehow never suggested he should just stop doing all this bullshit and go talk to other human people
#posts by me#i have evidence for the suggestion planting but i can't be assed to go on fayde rn. maybe tomorrow#the things she seems to have suggested that i noticed are:#''bring klaasje some flowers to console her abt killing her boyfriend (a thing you independently did)''#''steal klaasje's passport'' MAYBE (either the phasmid made dros steal it or took it herself it's unclear)#and ''do not kill yourself'' (this one was repeated as often as it took)#at NO point did she say hey you might want to go spend some time with other people#or she did try and his mind resisted#imagine tho. ms phasmid being like ''what about that man you watch play petanque all the time. don't you want to go play with him''#and dros being all ''NO i want to KILL HIM and NOTHING ELSE stop NAGGING ME''#ah yes the joys of bug wife and human husband
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Sebastian getting a shit eating grin when Kurt joins them to dance at scandals is true love actually
#like why do you smile that big when your enemy joins you to dance while you’re trying to steal his boyfriend? 🤨#idk sounds a little like love to me#meg’s incoherent thoughts#kurtbastian#sebastian smythe#kurt hummel
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Kinda weird as fuck how in Aliens of the Attic, instead of being concerned his son is getting beat up by bullies for being smart to the point the son flunks on purpose to avoid the beatings, the dad just goes, "I was a brainiac, didn't bother me." Like sir, did you not hear the part about your kid getting beat up or
#the dad is honestly my least favorite character#and maybe the mom#but mostly the dad#cause hes that strict parent who expects shit#and doesnt really learn anything#like he literally pulls the compares his kids card at the start of the film#let alone whole parents favor sisters boyfriend to the point...they dont question the boyfriend stealing the younger kids backpack???#literally that scene is weird as fuck#he steals the backpack and she obviously panics and shouts#but the parents dont do shit#and only react when the kids try to leave the table#aka “we didnt say you could go”#like what
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i just wish people who insist that barbie is anti-male propaganda went into a little more detail and discovered something more important: that if a girl willingly lets you mansplain something chances are she's trying to distract you so her friends can go tear down patriarchy
#*in damsel in distress voice* *twisting hair* i don't understand oppenheimer one bit it's full of science stuff can you explain?#*winks at teammates signalling it's time to kidnap his girlfriend who's currently angry at me for seemingly trying to steal her boyfriend*#barbie#at least that'd discourage them from doing it i guess#be afraid. every time you think 'pfff this woman is not smart like me' be afraid.#if you're going to misinterpret it do it in a way that benefits us lol
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organizing BB notes to prep for this drafting session and I CANNOT wait for the dialogue where jeremiah's talking to harrison and goes "what's wrong with you???"
#what's really really ironic about this project#whiCH I COULD ACTUALLY ANALYZE FOR A PODCAST#is that BB is supposed to be Harrison becoming Lonan despite him actually trying hard to not be him#like one of the very first details we get about him is that he's a thief!#which was a detail I put in because Lonan is also a thief in MW#he's constantly stealing all of harrison's shit#so harrison's now constantly stealing all of jeremiah's shit#anyway there's a lot of that in this book#and JEREMIAH DESERVES BETTER WHO WANTS TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND INSTEAD#like sometimes i'd like to tell harrison not to ruin this thing#but he feels he has to because if he's lonan he has to ruin everything!!#idiot#but also you need a kiss on the forehead NOW
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omg I've just figured out who I was picturing as ianthe and it IS. A skinnier pastier version of elisabeth rohm SPECIFICALLY in the 2011 classic a christmas kiss, a movie you exclusively watch for the cute girls interacting with each other
#there is a male lead. but his eyebrows are a more important character than he is#the movie is basically about two hot women hating each other because one has forced the other into basically being her servant because#she's trying to get her start in interior design but oh no she's broke with no connections and the only way to get into her field of choice#is to work for the skankiest most evil rich bitch around but maybe also steal her boyfriend and injure her ;)#it's my favorite christmas movie. i watch it every year.
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tbh i think the best part of living and interacting mostly with fellow gen Z'ers at school is that we can just effortlessly communicate and makes jokes through vine references. no worries about having to explain to our gen x parents what's being said. pure and simple understanding.
#my mom's pretty fluent in internet/meme culture and she STILL doesn't get vine#anyway some fun times from this semester#my roommate as she pours water into a pitcher: two shots of vodka#friend (jokingly) to one of her boyfriend's future roommates: are you trying to steal my man?#other friend w/o looking up from his phone: and they were roommates#friend: do you need anything from the store?#roommate: the souls of the innocent#me: a bagel
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