#trying a different type of textpost

[bear-momma]

🏖 Beach Day! 🏖

🐚 Grab your swimsuit and get changed, we're going to the beach! I have a bag for you to collect shells in, and I'll carry our things.

🐚 Pick your favorite towel to spread on the sand and I'll pack it. And pick some snacks! The ride is long, and you'll want something to eat on the way.

🐚 Don't forget your sunscreen, I know you're excited and I know it doesn't smell great, but it's important you don't get burned!

🐚 The water feels so funny on our feet! Can you spot any sea creatures from here? I see a crab on the sand. Watch him dig around!

🐚 We can try to build a sand castle, but I'm not very good. I'll rely on your expert engineering! It's okay if it doesn't come out right, I'll still stick a flag in the top and call it ours.

🐚 When the sun starts getting low we'll have to leave. I know you don't want to go, but it's getting late and you're exhausted.

🐚 You can sleep on the car ride home. I even packed a blanket for you. But first, drink this juice. You spent a lot of time in the sun and it's important to rehydrate.

🐚 You're so cute dozing off, I'll turn down the radio so you can rest.

🐚 Once we're home I'll carry you inside. I'll gently wake you so you can shower, sand in the bed is a bad idea. You'll protest, but I'll eventually convince you.

🐚 Then you'll be in bed, your body still moving as if you were swimming, and you'll wrap up in the blanket. I'll kiss your forehead. I'll turn on the nightlight. Then you'll drift into sleep, and in your dreams you will rule over a sand kingdom from your elegant sand castle.

🐚 Until tomorrow's adventure, little one 💛

[lunar-solstice-plur]

⬦ Hello! We're lunar solstice, a spirigenic, traumagenic, and soulbonded system! ⬦

This blog is meant to share our experiences, hopefully majority through artwork! Though I'll also be reblogging stuff too, and will probably make some textposts.

⤞ Our main blog is @lunarsolstice-blueyouaway , AKA the blog we like with. You can follow it, but there's no real point, its just meant to be a base for this and our other account.

⤞ Our regular art blog is @blueyouaway-art , we post non-plural related art there. Please do follow us there :')

��� Collectively, we go by Sol, with he/they pronouns. We use I & we interchangeably. We prefer the word plural over system, but its nbd if system is used. We don't really care what term is used for members, except for part, which we dislike, and for our soulbonds, don't call them fictives. The body's features are irrelevant.

🞜 The nature of our plurality is very spiritual. I understand that such things can be difficult to believe, and you are not inclined to believe us, but you sure as hell don't have to be a dick about it, and trying to deny/argue about it to my face is only going to succeed in getting you blocked. This is not to say that we aren't open and respectful to anyone else's spiritual or religious beliefs (or lack thereof), of course; we don't need to believe in the same things to get along.

🞛 Going to try our best to remain discourse & syscourse-free on here, but just so its clear: we are pro *all* system types, origins, experiences, all of it, and that's the end of the conversation. If you say you experience it, then I believe you. Also accepting towards those with other non-normative labels, interests, & experiences. Lastly, I am anti-harassment to the highest degree.

⯁ We don't have a DNI. If I don't like you, I'll just block you, and I hope you'll give me the same courtesy.

Now that all that's out of the way, onto the system stuff. Currently, we have 44 active members and a couple other non-permanent members (some people come and go fairly quickly, others stick around for a small while before leaving). More info about everyone is under the cut!

⬦ Basic System/Belief Guide⬦

Generally, we believe that most everyone here is a walk-in or soulbond, AKA, someone who came here from a different place/time. Some people are probably more psychological in origin, but in the end, there's no real reason to separate anyone out. At the very least, everyone has a soul.

Still, some believe in slightly different things under this. There are more Christian-aligned members, more witchy-aligned members, more "whatever"-aligned members.

And yes, we are also traumagenic, or at least trauma-based. Our beliefs do not take away from the trauma, and vice versa.

⬦ Members ⬦

This lists only our frequent fronters now, or particularly relevant people. To see a list of everyone, click here!

*Note that none of these names are anyone's real name, for privacy's sake. Maybe in the future, some may give theirs away, but that day is not today.*

⤞ Red || He/Him || 🔻💽 || Current host. Not necessarily super interested in this blog though, so its typically someone else commenting & the like.

⤞ Canis || He/They || 💙🐶 || Is often aware; the one who "found out." Dog-hearted.

⤞ Apollo|| He/Wolv || 🐺🌕 || Protector-type with mad lethargy, but will bite back.

⤞ Lico || He/Him || 🍒🎶 || City boy at heart, passionate about creating and singing.

⤞ Hikaru || She/Her || 💖🌠 || Soulbond. Just wants a simple life. Likes to read/watch her source.

⤞ Clover || She/Her || ♣🍁 || Aloof girl who is similar to Fern from Frieren. Don't piss her off cuz she's not afraid to dish it back out.

⤞ Kuro || He/Him || ♟🪡 || Holds a lot of the base desires, if you get what I mean, all of which are violent in nature, so this is your warning.

⤞ Shiro || He/They || 🌫🧵 || Holds a lot of the base instincts and such. Soft, but trying his best.

⤞ Twig || She/It || 🐦🪺 || Girl who loves the outdoors. Especially likes to climb trees.

⤞ Clementine || She/Her || 🍊🏵️ || Bright smile, dark eyes. A homely girl with too much empathy.

⤞ Boots || He/Him || 🧶🍀 || Kind & cheerful. Sees the positive side. Cat-hearted.

⬦ Tags ⬦

Any trigger warnings will be tagged as '[subject] tw'. I apologize in advance if I forget to tag something; our sense of what is triggering to most people is completely fucked lol.

Members will tag their posts with their name + their above emoji combo. If we're blurry, then there might not be a tag or I'll just tag it as 'blurry 💭❓'.

#plural art: Our artwork that we post here, can include any medium

#plural comic: Comics about ourselves

#txt: Textposts from us

#reblog: Reblogs from others

#op art: Art from others

I'll probably edit this section as we post more.

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Alright, who's actually still reading this? Sorry for the mega long post, but I want to keep everything important pinned at once.

Cheers!

⬗[LUNAR SOLSTICE] Playlist⬖

01. [Alaska - Sky Sailing] 0:00 ────── 2:36 ▶ 02. [Hi Too Loo Rye - Hop Along, Queen Ansleis] 0:00 ────── 2:49 ▶ 03. [Solstice - OneShot OST] 0:00 ────── 2:48 ▶

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

Is there any chance you can give us a tag directory?

I can certainly try!!! Its not a complete directory because i have over a hundred and even i lose track of all of them. Anyways im putting the list under the cut ... i tried to organize it to the best of my ability so GENERAL is for housekeeping, TANGIBLE CONCEPTS are for physical things, FLEXIBLE CONCEPTS are things that hover between physical and conceptual, INTANGIBLE CONCEPTS are things that fully conceptual, and SPECIFIC MEDIA is for specific bands/shows/etc. I highly recommend if youre on mobile you DO NOT hit keep reading because its absurdly long and will take over ur dash. Anyways have fun knock urself out

GENERAL:

hollyws: original posts..... went by holly for a while on here, first url was honeyhollows, hollows has similar spelling to holly, you get the gist

a: a is for assorted, so anything that doesnt have an actual organizational tag goes in there-- memes, textposts, current events, etc

srb: self reblog, but not for every one of my og posts that i rb, just the ones that surpass a thousand notes and therefore get deleted. Its my greatest hits pretty much

for later: links, resources, things i want to return to, you get the gist

tag game: those like questionnaire-type games one gets tagged in

asks: asks that ive answered

vdo: in-app videos

the world flows past on both sides distant and mute: audio tag. From nazim hikmet's poem "things i didnt know i loved"

mb: moodboards

our hands empty except for our hands: webweaving and parallel posting. From ocean vuong's "on earth we're briefly gorgeous"

fave: favorites, obvs

blog thesis: the tag equivalent of me calling something real as hell, containing things that qualify as my belief system

my face: selfie tag, but most (all of them actually) get deleted approx 24 hours from original posting time so there's not really anything in there

maeve tag: pictures of my dog reside here

foster tag: my family fosters dogs sometimes, so if we've got a foster and i post a picture, it goes here

matryoshka dog, blue is your color, gi posting, betsy's ordination song, evan's dream journal: personalized tags for friends of mine

TANGIBLE CONCEPTS:

born to blow your mind or something along those lines: art! From the last shadow puppets' "miracle aligner"-- pretty much everything but photography...

the human eye is the loneliest creation: ...because this is the photography tag. I typically only use it when an image doesnt fit into any other tag, so its basically my "a" tag but for like formal images only. Kind of an ocean vuong quote but i changed it from "the human eye is god's loneliest creation" to that bc i go back and forth on god and whatnot

there's a brand new talk but it's not very clear: fashion, both in the conceptual runway sense and the "this is cute, i would wear this" sense. Aptly from david bowie's "fashion"

play pause rewind: anything having to with film or tv (that i dont have a specific tag for)-- gifsets, interviews, editorial style guides, etc.

people!: pictures where you can put a name to the face, so either celebrities or pictures that have their name in the caption

let it go free: items-- jewelry, knick knacks, tchotchkes, etc. A combination of things i would want and things i find beautiful, which are not necessarily mutually exclusive

cabinet of curiosities: a multitude of objects at once-- dollhouses, boxes full of stuff, dishes of jewelry. Its different from "let it go free" because i said so

interiors: decor, interior design, etc.

dishes: plates and platters and whatnot that i like

they really want you: dolls. From hole's "doll parts"

the light on your door: mirrors. From the velvet underground and nico's "i'll be your mirror"

releases: cars, usually crashed or rotting or in some other form of disuse, but also just normal, completely fine cars. Go watch crash 1996 dir. david cronenberg and then we'll talk

hundred voices: spirals. Also concentric circles.

nacreous: pearls, things with a mother-of-pearl inlay, etc

it's coming coming down: eyes. From sonic youth's "beauty lies in the eye"

bad girl meat: teeth. From lady gaga's "teeth"

divine and sharp: weapons, or at least some very pointy things one shouldnt run with

happiness is: a warm gun. Guns in general actually-- this is my tag for guns. From the beatles' "happiness is a warm gun". Duh

prisms: food. Lots of cake in this tag but its all foods not just cake.... i just like cake

o sailor: sailing, nautical stuff, ships, etc. From fiona apple's eponymous song

it's buzzcut season anyways: cutting hair, from lorde's "buzzcut season".

tattoos: well, its tattoos. Not necessarily ones i would want or even inspiration for future tattoos, its just that if a tattoo is the main focus of an image, it goes in here

invitation to peace: deer tag, from system of a down's "deer dance".

draw blood just to taste it hold bones just to break them: canine tag as in dogs, not the teeth, and also one that i wish wasnt so long because man this is a pain to type out. From nicole dollanganger's "dog teeth"

weird fishes: fish. From radiohead's "weird fishes"

lo voy a tener que matar: cats! From los saicos' "el entierro de los gatos". Also yeah i know it means "i'm going to have to kill him" i just think its real funny

in silence i have pulled myself free: tag for horses and all things horse related. From pj harvey's "horses in my dreams"

cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other: cowboys. From willie nelson's eponymous song

they don't love you like i love you: places i grew up in/nearby-- it's pretty much everything west of colorado with a bit of mexico in there. From yeah yeah yeahs' "maps"

like the blue blonde hollyhocks of the dead: flower tag (all sorts, not just hollyhocks). Another bastardized quote, this time from sandra cisneros' a house on mango street-- the original is "dusty hollyhocks thick and perfumy blue-blond hair of the dead". Very good book you should read it

we return to each other in waves: things relating to the water-- the ocean, lakes, rivers, etc. It's definitely a quote from something but i cant find the og source and i dont trust pinterest

consumed and refined: fire, things on fire, burning, yada yada yada

tamer: ice, snow, frozen things, etc

01010000: all things mold and rot. Referring, of course, to the date the world began to decay, which was the day it was created

FLEXIBLE CONCEPTS:

lamentations! lamentations!: art or quotes or whatever that make me scream cry throw up wail howl prostrate myself etc.

the everything the patterns: my humanity tag! Doubles as both an "awww, arent humans cute?" tag and a catchall for people who aren't celebrities and don't have their names in the caption

god and other highways: religion and god, but mostly god. If you see something in there and you think "how could this possibly be related to god OR religion?" mind your own damn business <3

i believe in angels: things i consider to be angelic, which is a classification system even more lengthy and unnecessary than this tagging system. From abba's "i have a dream"

bolts in the head: monsters and generally spooky things. And yeah ik frankenstein doesnt actually have bolts in his head and that was a lie the movie made up but also the nature and definition of a monster is just as illusory and invented as the bolts are

whispers in the air: ghosts, or the fleeting nature of things, or the imagined, or the abstraction of the memory. So yeah its ghosts

when i love you it's forever: the dead, but focusing on the flesh left behind instead of the ghost that proceeds ahead. From "confessions of a skull mask", in the anthology "necrophilia variations"

we have put her living in the tomb: houses or general structures, officially haunted or otherwise (because all buildings are haunted in some way tbh). From my favorite edgar allen poe story "the fall of the house of usher" :)

the roots of the tree: things relating to childhood, development, or family

the lovers: art, photos, etc typically with two things interacting in some familiar way. Not necessarily nsfw, but theres definitely some lesbian erotica in there so beware

cut open my sternum and pull my little ribs around you: gore and blood and all that fun stuff. Not all images of blood go in here so if youre sensitive about pictures of blood beware. You probably shouldnt follow me if you are tbh. Anways it's from purity ring's "fineshrine"

is it a love song?: hunger, desire, violence, and the place where they intersect. Gore is in here also <3 and it's a quote from the 1983 film the hunger

race my heart race my soul: images i really really love. I would say its my aesthetic but aesthetics are a lie propagated by Big Capitalism to get you to buy more shit you dont need so no its not and dont get it twisted..... from "i'll never learn" by the shangri-las, which is possibly my favorite song. I go back and forth on what my favorite song is, but this one's up there for sure

put on your red shoes and dance the blues: all things red. From david bowie's "let's dance", but the original or 2002 remaster and not the 2018 remaster because as much as i love saxophone its totally out of the blue in the intro of the 2018 remaster and i dont like it

love me blue: all things blue, from zayn's "blue". And i have no qualms with any version of this song because i love you zayn

twilight sun: all things pink, from something that someone said to me in passing once and i thought it was nice.

the dead image of life: all things green

capable of charming god: all things yellow

tête à tête: ballet, and things relating to ballet. Even pictures of models with their ribbons tied all messed up go in here, im sorry to say

do you think you've made the right decision this time?: departure, transit, etc. Coming from, though, not going to-- the emphasis is on the leaving. From the smiths' "london" (underrated track tbh)

disappearance in transformation: bugs that can fly-- mainly moths and butterflies, but some beetles and other grubs appear here too

kill this chorus: people in relation to water-- in puddles, swimming, drowning, etc. Im not saying what this is from... if you know you know and also you know why that phrase pertains to that imagery

the luckiest by far: celestial bodies, clouds, the sky, etc. From madonna's lucky star

heaven waits on the other side: weddings, mostly brides and wedding dress-type stuff. From nicole dollanganger's "heart shaped bed"

godspeed your love: all things relating to love (and occasionally heartbreak). From possibly the greatest love song ever, the righteous brothers' "unchained melody"

lily left alone: playing cards and things having to do with suites of cards. Kind of from bob dylan's "lily, rosemary, and the jack of hearts" but not really

bloodied black: martyrs, warriors, knights. Lots of pictures of armor and joan of arc imagery here

mourning lamb: farm animals, mainly sheep but also cows and pigs and whatnot. From ethel cain's "ptolemaea"

all down: typography, handwritten things, etc-- everything from journal entries to song lyrics to letters to typed notes

time is a river: myths, folklore, classics, historical art, etc. Technically a quote from heraclitus but every knows it bc of marcus aurelius

INTANGIBLE CONCEPTS:

from the fire roads: get ready for this because this and the following five tags are all connected. This is the tag equivalent of exposition on the hero's journey-- the scene is a small town, a childhood bedroom, a parking lot, etc. From bruce springsteen's "racing in the streets"

and i see big things for you: this is the first threshold (transformation) in the hero's journey. In this particular case, the protagonist becomes a groupie for a band that passed through the town, and this world of travel and casual excess is very different from the world theyre from. The scene is a basement shows, cigarettes in a hotel bed, underfunded recording studios, etc. From wolf alice's "white leather"

somewhere there's a party: the "challenges and temptations" part of the hero's journey-- our protagonist gets tired of the constant moving and, craving something more, ends up in a big city working as a model/socialite. The scene is a closet filled with frills and designer clothes, a gala, the backstage of a fashion show, etc. From the replacements' "swingin' party"

don't cry about it: now at the second threshold (abyss) of the hero's journey, things start going downhill. The protagonist loses themself in a wave of drugs, sex, and excess; the scene is now a large bathroom with a shattered mirror, a smoke-filled bdsm club, a nosebleed, etc. From lana del rey's "this is what makes us girls"

careful fear / dead devotion: with the third threshold (atonement) in the hero's journey comes the protagonist's realization of their own rock bottom and the desire to get better. The scene is a dark bedroom with light coming through the door, a park at night, an open window, etc. From the nationals' "don't swallow the cap"

born with a weak heart: the end of the hero's journey-- the protagonist takes what money they have left and splits, getting a place in the middle of nowhere and working as an attendant somewhere they won't be recognized. The scene is a clearing in the woods, a warm kitchen, a grocery store, etc. From talking heads' "this must be the place"

there was to be no death in eden: Mostly i use it for animals that i dont have a specific tag for, large groups of animals, animals in little people clothes, fantasy art, folk tales, children's books, or anything else i consider to be edenic. Im gonna be honest with you i have a weird idea of eden because i saw it in a dream ... more on that here if u scroll down to where it says september 22 2023. Its an ellen g. white quote im pretty sure, and while i personally hate the seventh-day adventists and everything that entails, i do respect a woman who gets visions

you got your good thing: things pertaining to heaven, which is a vibe i cannot possibly explain bc i saw it in a dream as well but i will link you here nonetheless and just hope you get it. In short basically heaven is an archive and the angels never build it right because they're working off pure image untainted by emotion and human perspective so everything looks a little wonky and clinical (they mean well though). From david lynch's "in heaven (lady in the radiator song", off the eraserhead 1977 soundtrack

pelican island: birds. Also any sort of ghostly island or mysterious shore. Ghosts, too. From deena metzger's eponymous poem

ST PAUL MOMENT ST PAUL MOMENT: the nature version of my humanity tag. Refers to the biblical tale of st. paul, who was blinded then healed by jesus as a way of converting him to christianity (which is fucking crazy and sooo dramatic but we're not here to talk abt that). The point is that its the sensation of being awakened to a natural power higher than yourself, like how flowers always have a number of petals that complies with the fibonacci sequence

thou mayest: being good, being bad, the feeling of being torn between your capacities for good and evil, the shame of feeling evil, etc. Go read john steinbeck's east of eden and then we'll talk

soul opium: solitude, isolation, loneliness

thorn without a rose: hole theory. From aerosmith's "hole in my soul" #sorrywomen

shadows: poems that come off as gray to me. Yeah i dont know either man they just do its a very specific vibe and there is no other way to describe it than gray

ritualism: the color white being used in a holy, ritualistic context (or at least a context i perceive as holy)

74: my yamaha tx750 was created in 1974, which is a year that is important to me for no other reason than that (if u go into the tag its pretty obvious and if its not.... well im not telling)

p: im not sayinggggg. But here you will find white horses and things about grief

are your ears on?: writing, particularly having to do with the idea of a grand overarching narrative that tropes are forcefully enacted within

SPECIFIC MEDIA:

it's impossible to compete with the dead: my tag for all things sharp objects-related. Tag is a quote from the book

spn: that would be the 2005 cw show supernatural. #Sorry

mcr: that would be the post-hardcore band my chemical romance. #Sorryyyyyyy

shattered teacup: tag for the 2013 tv show hannibal and no other version of thomas harris's work-- silence of the lambs and whatnot can be found in the "play pause rewind" tag

little nudie turtles: tag for the 2018-2023 hbo show succession. Quote by tom (it's literally tom).

and the angels wouldn't help you: tag for david lynch's twin peaks, both the show(s) and the film

time is a flat circle: tag for season one of true detective... haven't watched the other seasons of this show because honestly nothing can beat that. So its only for season one

[coffeeeinbed]

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date: 13th july, 2024 time: 1PM

coffee chat #2 ☕️

so i was at the airport today taking a flight from my college town to my home town since i’m spending this weekend with my family (more on those trials and tribulations another time) and i made a lil moodboard of my travel essentials.

i'm a terrible combination of my mothers anxiety and my fathers military grade need to speed through tsa as fast as possible, as if trying to break last times record, so it was a little bit of an emotional rollercoaster this morning, especially at 5 in the morning.

also lets talk about how disorienting it is waking up that early and having to pretend you are a functioning human being for the rest of the day...what is that about? it's only one o'clock, the afternoon has hardly started, but i've lived about a hundred lifetimes today and you're telling me i have to go through the rest of the day?

and i'm not a nap person. super unpopular opinion, but i find it more disorienting than waking up early in the first place. if you think i'm taking a nap on the plane, you're mental. do you know how dehydrating planes are? i lathered my face in hyaluronic acid and aquaphor this morning because i always feel like a prune upon my departure from the airplane air. and chugged 40 oz of water midair. i did pee in the piddly ass airplane bathroom for two minutes straight. so i'm tired but at least i'm hydrated.

now i'm blogging from my girl room and i feel like THE it girl right now. typing that into a tumblr textpost feels oxymoronic, but if this reaches the right audience, you know exactly the feeling.

i came to terms with the fact that i was non-binary in college, and i try to refrain from using "girl-blank" terminology to affirm my own identity, but my childhood bedroom is where i spent my formative years identifying as a girl and experiencing common girl problems, and so i will always regard it as such. so even though i am non-binary, girlhood will always be such an integral part of my identity.

i feel like that's a huge avenue that i could explore as an afab non-binary person, but that's a whole rabbit hole i don't feel like delving down right now. maybe someday we'll talk about it.

also upon trying to cultivate the ideal explore page, i've realized i have no good words to describe my aesthetic, which i find both to be something positive and an extremely frustrating experience. i really like pink, but in the lesbian way, specifically paired with orange and other warm colors. i'm obsessed with oranges in the poetry way, but also because it's my favourite colour. i love coffee and pretty beds, but i like sitting next to my perfectly made bed at my desk and i hate girl rotting. it makes me feel super unproductive and, for lack of better words, bleh.

essentially i feel like i haven't found my space yet. girl room, girl rot, and pink are very tumblr-esque, but they don't appear in the mediums that i find attractive on this platform. nor do i have the words to accurately describe the way that i can describe my aesthetic.

but again, this is something i find to be positive, because the hyper-categorizations of aesthetics has gotten out of hand. as a victim of this very culture, it's difficult not to self identify with a fleeting micro trend of an aesthetic and thereby shrink all the best and individualistic parts of yourself into a confined space of what you are expected to be based on the parameters of that so called aesthetic.

for me, i set my own expectations, and allow myself to be and just enjoy the things i enjoy. that's not to say that aesthetics, especially cultural ones, are not important. i think it's a good way to experiment with different fashion senses, hobbies, and interests, but for me, i feel much more myself when i'm just allowing myself to like the things i like without thinking of the way im perceived.

anyways, those are my thoughts for today. since i'm in my hometown, i'm spending time with my family, which i think will open my personal pandora's box of thoughts and feelings, so i will definitely be back to share more of my lucy-isms as the weekend progresses. <3

[telomeke]

Reblogging to add things I've learnt transcribing images of text (only on laptop though) and describing images:

If you right-click on an onscreen image while on Google Chrome – you can search for that image, and Google will automatically recognize the text contained in it (including other language fonts, like Thai, Chinese, Tamil, Korean, Japanese, etc.). You can select the text and copy it directly using Google, which means you can also tidy it up and format it in MS Word, or even in Tumblr directly before posting.

If you right-click somewhere on the screen that is not part of the image, you can draw a window over the part of the image (or anything else onscreen) to let Google know you want it to search for what's specifically in the window, which is useful for transcribing only the text part of an image. (To draw the window, click and hold down the mouse button, then drag to open a window over any text you want Google to search for and/or transcribe.)

Doing either of the above means you can go directly from screen to text without needing to save the image and uploading it into an OCR website.

Sometimes if a post has many reblogs, I often try scanning through the reblog list to see if anyone else has already described it. If there is already a described version, I'll leave a like for the person who reblogged the (undescribed) post on my dash, but then go on reblog the described version instead. The time this saves can be put to use describing other posts. Of course, scanning the reblogs in the notes is tedious, so I'll only spend a minute or so doing that, less if time is pressing.

If you can't find an already described version of a post by scanning the reblogs, you can also search for it by pasting any transcribed and copied text into a Google search. You can then reblog any described version that Google finds. It's surprising how successful Google can be at this. (This only saves formatting time since you already have the text transcribed and copied, but to me that's the tedious bit and I try to avoid it if I can.)

Transcribing and searching for textposts this way is especially useful for tracking down Twitter posts that were put on Tumblr as images. You can then copy the text directly from the source (useful for long threads on Twitter). If I'm not up to it, I will link directly to Twitter by pasting the tweet's URL into Tumblr, whereupon the link will automatically appear as an image with ALT text (in dashboard view). This also attributes the source of the text, which is the correct thing to do anyway.

If I can find the Twitter post, I like to add the UTC time and date of of the post as well, so that it is anchored in time. The time and date on a Twitter post is your local time and date, so I usually ask Google what the time and date would be in UTC.

When typing out a Twitter handle, I use a zero width non-joiner after the '@' so that Tumblr does not automatically turn it into a link, which sometimes happens.

When typing out timestamps and dates, it's better to keep certain blocks of text together for better legibility. For example, you don't want Tumblr to break up '3:00PM UTC', with '3:00PM' at the end of a line and 'UTC' at the beginning of the next line. Nor do you want '5 April 2024' to be broken up as '5 April' on a different line from '2024'. To prevent this, replace the original spaces with no-break spaces.

To keep hyphenated words together, use the non-breaking hyphen instead.

I think the Internet may be divided on this, but if an image already has ALT text I prefer to leave it undescribed in the blog text. I read somewhere that folks who use a text-to-speech reader find having both ALT text and the image description in the blog text to be highly annoying, because they have to listen to essentially the same thing twice.

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How to Keep Doing Descriptions (from someone who does a fuckton)

Plain text: How to Keep Doing Descriptions (from someone who does a fuckton)

This is a list aimed mostly at helping people who already write IDs; for guides at learning how to do them yourself, check my accessibility and image description tags! I write this with close to two years of experience with IDs and chronic pain :)

Get used to writing some IDs by using both your phone and your computer, if you can! I find it easier to type long-form on my laptop, so I set up videos and long comics on my phone, which I then prop up against my laptop screen so I can easily reference the post without constantly scrolling or turning my head

I will never stop plugging onlineocr.net. I use it to ID everything from six-word tags to screenshots of long posts to even comic dialogue! On that last note, convertcase.net can convert text between all-caps, lowercase, sentence case, and title case, which is super helpful

Limit the number of drafts/posts-to-be-described you save. No, seriously. I never go above 10 undescribed drafts on any of my four blogs. It doesn’t have to be that low, but this has done wonders (italics: wonders) for my productivity and willingness to write IDs. If I ever get above that limit, even if it’s two or three more, I immediately either describe the lowest-effort post or purge some, and if I can’t do that then I stop saving things to drafts no matter what. No exceptions! Sticking to this will make your life so much easier and less stressful

My pinned post has a link to a community doc of meme description templates!

Ask! For! Help! Please welcome to the stage the People’s Accessibility Server! It’s full of lovely people and organized into channels where you can request/volunteer descriptions and ask/answer questions

I make great use of voice-to-text and glide typing on my phone to save my hands some effort!

Something is always better than nothing!!! A short two-sentence or one-sentence ID is better than no ID at all. Take it easy :)

If you feel guilty about being unable to reblog amazing but undescribed art, try getting into the habit of replying to OP’s post to let them know you liked it! This makes me feel less pressured to ID absolutely everything I see

This is a sillier one, but I tag posts I describe as “described” and “described by me.” When saving to drafts, I never preemptively tag with “described by me,” since for some reason that always makes me feel extra pressure and extra stress. Consider doing something similar for yourself if that applies!

I frequently find myself looking at pieces of art which feel like they need to be considered for a bit before I can write an ID for them, and those usually get thrown into drafts, where the dread for writing a comprehensive ID just builds. Don’t do that! Instead, try just staying in the reblog field for a bit and focus on the most relevant aspects of the piece. Marinate on them for a little; don’t rush, but don’t spend more than a handful of seconds either. I find after that the art becomes way easier to describe than it initially seemed!

On that note, look for shortcuts that make IDs less taxing for you to do! For example, I only ever describe clothes in art if they’re relevant to the piece; not doing that every time saves a lot of time and energy for me personally

Building off of that, consider excusing yourself from a particular kind of ID if you want to. Give yourself a free pass for 4chan posts, or fanart by an artist who does really good but really complex comics, whatever. Let it be someone else’s responsibility and feel twice as proud about the work that you can now allot more energy to!

As always, make an effort to find and follow fellow describers! It’s always encouraging to get described posts on your dash, and I find that sometimes I’m happier to ID an undescribed post when the person who put it on my dash is a friend who tagged it with “no ID”

TL;DR: To make ID-writing less stressful and more low-effort, use different devices and software like onlineocr.net and voice-to-text, limit the amount of work you expect yourself to do, and reach out to artists and other describers!

[coldwind-shiningstars]

I've been really, really having issues the past few weeks (multiple meltdowns, also now I have a hole in my wall, etc) and I just now thought to look up the side effects of depo provera, which I started about three weeks ago

you're not supposed to take it if you have depression/a mood disorder. I hardcore have a weird combo of mental illnesses that nobody can decide what they are. why did my doctor not tell me this. why did I just now learn that side effects include depression and mood swings. why!!!

[arthurmorganwateringhole]

Opening Up the Western

How Red Dead Redemption 2 Freed the “Western” from the Grip of Traditional American Values; or how RDR2 Made the Cowboy Sexy

I joked in an old post that Arthur Morgan is the first cowboy to appeal to a more modern audience -- ‘modern’ meaning a diverse demographic no longer confined to the cis white straight man. I’m not surprised that, for a blog of my size, that is one of my more popular posts and met with no contention. So many fans of Red Dead 2 are not only newcomers to the series but to the genre of the Western itself, many of whom had never touched a Western film or story simply because of its associations with American chauvinism and colonial settler violence. So, how is Arthur Morgan so universally appealing? What does he bring that so many anti-Westerns, a subgenre of films that critique the defining tropes of the Western, haven’t done before him? 

Well, let’s talk about it.

Here we are, how Arthur Morgan rescued the genre of the Western and made it way, way more palatable.

[Disclaimer: I will be using GIFs freely searchable via the ‘gif’ function of the textpost. I will also credit images if necessary. Uncredited images mean they were my screengrabs. ]

Read below the cut for the full essay! (BEWARE OF SPOILERS!)

The Gun-Slinging Hero

In a lot of ways, Arthur Morgan is a familiar hero. The Western isn’t necessarily a story about cowboys. It is, however, necessarily a story of the gunslinger. Whether he be a sheriff, a Robin Hood-esque outlaw, or a cowboy, he is nevertheless a skilled shootist, often working alone, and pitted against unequivocally bad guys. The anti-Western (a subgrenre of classic hollywood films which emerge earliest in the 60s) somewhat turn this trope of the unfailingly good gunslinger on its head by instead critiquing this lone figure as troubled, haunted by a past, and unable to survive in a society structured by morals and laws. In short, the Western does not question the gunslinger’s ability to leave behind a trail of bodies. I would go so far as to say that the Western refuses to look at this trail of bodies. The anti-Western, however, will constantly remind the hero of their body count as one of the many flaws which make them tragic.

Clint Eastwood as Will Munny in the anti-Western, Unforgiven (1992). Will Munny is a reformed outlaw and widower who is trying to make ends meet as a hog farmer. A cowboy, fascinated by stories of his past, asks him to join him on the hunt for a $1000 bounty, to which Will responds, ‘I ain’t like that anymore, kid.’

In this regard, Arthur Morgan isn’t all that far-off from a very familiar figure in cinematic history. He is a skilled gunslinger with a body count. He lets everyone know he’s a bad person and frequently contemplates the sins of his past. Yet, he differs in drastically different ways too. To begin with, this haunted gunslinger trope is often running away not just from his past but from the death of, typically, a family member, especially a wife or a lover. Due to the death of this loved one, the anti-Western hero is emotionally closed off and melancholy in disposition. Clint Eastwood is famous for portraying this type of cowboy, whose film posters and iconic performances center on the grimacing cowboy unfazed by the monstrosities committed by himself and others.

In the Revenant (2015), frontiersman Hugh Glass is haunted by his dead wife and son, who are members of the Pawnee tribe. Note that the trope of the tortured widower is condensed with surreal representations of colonial settler violence, thereby mixing the personal tragedy of losing family with the more historical problem of genocide and Western expansion.

The framing of Arthur Morgan, strangely enough, both embraces and rejects this trope. As we play Red Dead Redemption 2, we learn that Arthur has an unrequited love with the widow Mary Linton, whom he almost married once but ultimately let go, despite his persisting feelings for her, out of fear for her safety and wellbeing. Thus, Mary Linton is spared becoming the collateral for Arthur’s moral reformation. She lives, and her rejection of his lifestyle is all the reminder he needs that he hasn’t done good things in his life.

On the other hand, we have the deaths of Eliza and Isaac. I know this is going to be controversial (considering the ambiguity of Eliza’s relationship with Arthur and how the fandom likes to interpret her as a ‘dead wife’ figure for Arthur). It’s worth noting that, in his conversation with Rains Fall and Sister Calderón, Arthur doesn’t really think of Eliza as a wife he lost (he only regrets letting go of Mary aka ‘a woman who loved me’). They very explicitly never married, as he didn’t want to  make promises he couldn’t keep (a paraphrase of his own words), but he otherwise thought of her as ‘a good kid,’ having only been 19 years old when she became pregnant with their son. By all accounts, I think the real tragedy and ghost of Arthur’s past is Isaac himself, with Eliza being somewhat of a friend or co-parent whose death he also regrets. 

Yet is exactly on this point that Arthur differs. The deaths of his son and co-parent have done nothing to his otherwise happy-go-lucky attitude, or the excitement he feels when robbing a train [credit to @f--hawk for finding out via mods that he smirks beneath the bandana during the train robbery mission cutscene]. Neither do these deaths motivate him to leave the outlaw lifestyle, as it did for aforementioned character Will Munny in the film Unforgiven. Whatever moral reformation Arthur experiences as a result of this trauma does not manifest outwardly, but it doesn’t stop him from living his life either. As such, Arthur Morgan occupies this liminal space between the Western hero and the Anti-Western hero, neither heroic nor fallen; not widowed but still grieving; cognizant of the weight of his actions yet constantly living in the present. 

This in-between-ness actually makes a good beginning for a video game protagonist, as it’s precisely this ambiguity that gives the player freedom to decide how Arthur develops. In this sense, Arthur is already more accessible than his cinematic predecessors. Loss is a memory, not an anchor, and players are free to contemplate how his actions will affect him rather than a predetermined path. (Though there’s an argument to be made that the game definitely wants players to choose the path of redemption for Arthur).

In a lot of ways, the writing of Arthur Morgan as a character is a wholesale rejection of the emotionally closed-off, brooding, and fallen hero archetype that so frequently graces the Western genre. As one of the characters mention, Arthur is always smiling. He is prone to self-deprecating humor and lighthearted banter. His responses to shit going down are the type of lines you’d normally hear from the mouth of a comic side relief in films [for instance, his sarcastic remark after trying to escape the trolley, ‘Does this trolley go to Tahiti?’ is an example of his surprisingly bombastic and humorous disposition].

More importantly, he laughs -- heartily and frequently. Clint Eastwood might smirk. John Wayne might flash a smug grin. But Arthur Morgan smiles with his whole heart and inflects every chortle with emotion. Just hear this bellowing laughter of his when he wins 36 cents in a game of blackjack.

Below, you’ll find a clip of Arthur being a vocal supporter of the theatrical arts:

In short, Arthur isn’t defined by his pain, neither does the narrative of Red Dead flaunt the sins of his past constantly through dialogue and imagery. There’s a purpose behind all this, of course. It makes Arthur’s willingness to help out complete strangers, even at his own expense, more plausible due to his easygoing and helpful nature. If, as sister Calderon says, helping people makes him smile, then it’s more believable for us as the audience and the player to see Arthur Morgan as a complicated individual whose cheerful disposition adds nuance to a tried-and-tested cinematic archetype.

Romancing the Cowboy

Okay, so far Arthur Morgan is unconventional, for sure, but how is he more appealing to a 21st-century audience? There are signposts throughout the game and Arthur’s writing which suggest that the writers behind Red Dead 2 wanted to appeal to a broader audience than the traditional consumers of Westerns. In other words, the presence of certain tropes and imagery show that the developers were trying to appeal to so many more people than just the cis white man. Given how handsome Arthur is, women for sure is one of those newer groups brought into the Western fold. [Note, by ‘women’ I don’t just mean cis straight women either. I would further argue that Arthur has a universal charm that members of the LGBTQA community and people of color can rally behind, being a bisexual woman of color myself]

To open up the Western and reimagine the broody gunslinger, Red Dead 2 introduces two genres into the series, which shape Arthur as a heartthrob and alluringly sensitive soul: the Medieval Romance and Romanticism.

The Medieval Romance

The medieval romance is an old and varied genre that is difficult to pinpoint. Not to mention, the genre changes depending on the region and language we’re focusing on. For our purposes, the medieval romance is a type of fictional narrative. Structurally, these narratives are episodic and prominently feature chivalry/chivalric duty, knights, adventure, and courtly love. Many might be familiar with King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, aka the Arthurian legend. In the romance version of this myth (i.e. not the Welsh folklore but the English textual co-optation of the legend), the knights of the round table often go off in their own tales of adventure, with each tale serving as an episode that takes the heroes to different locations and challenges. 

Is this beginning to sound familiar? Red Dead Redemption ostensibly follows this bare bones structure of the medieval romance. There is a core group with a sovereign leader (Dutch, in this case) surrounded by his loyal outlaws who all abide by a code. Remember, chivalry isn’t just some outdated way to talk about being nice and courteous to women. Chivalry also represents the codes of loyalty a knight upholds as a representative and champion of his liege lord. Thus, it is very fitting for us to think of the Van Der Linde gang as a group of knights abiding by a certain code that, while not explicitly defined, hinges on loyalty and a sense of honor (or in their case, honor among thieves). In fact, even the camp life is reminiscent of courtly life, with fêtes, singing, and their own micropolitical squabbles. Another facet of chivalry is how a knight treats with noblewomen and ladies. A chivalrous knight is always ready to be at the call of his lady, coming to her rescue or championing her in tournaments. The romantic tropes that come from this gendered dynamic survives today as the knight-like readiness of Arthur to help women and always treat them with utmost respect -- something that not every man in the camp actually do *cough Micah and Duch cough*

More to the point (in terms of how this makes Arthur sexy), the medieval romance is most famous for portraying courtly love. Courtly love too is a vague term, but you can readily identify it as often a star-crossed romance between a lady and a knight. Often there is something preventing them from coming together, whether it be class difference (for instance, a Queen and her knight, like Guinevere and Lancelot) or war keeping the lovers away from each other. Courtly love is depicted in art as elevated, not merely a carnal or romantic arrangement. Court lovers are often depicted exchanging letters, or often a knight will perform life-threatening/valiant feats in order to prove his love and loyalty to his beloved.

(Taken from La morte d’Arthur, this artwork shows King Arthur catching sight of his knight Lancelot embracing his wife Queen Guinevere. This love triangle is the quintessential doomed love affair in Western literature)

By now, I hope you’re starting to see some big motifs that are clearly at work in RDR2. Star-crossed lovers, elevated courtship, loyalty, tragedy, and circumstances preventing both lovers from being happy are staples of a rich literary tradition that informs our idea of romantic love in the modern world. More importantly, these tropes are blatantly present in Arthur Morgan as a loyal knight whose main point of narrative tension stems from the personal happiness of being with Mary Gillis vs fulfilling his duty as an outlaw loyal to Dutch and his ideology.

I would like to note that, whenever modern works invoke older literary forms, the effect tends to be elevatory. Notice how none of this is really a major theme in RDR1. We’re not supposed to imagine John as an adventuring knight caught in the highs and lows of criminal courtly life. John’s story is more reminiscent of the anti-Western. On the other hand, Arthur’s feats and tragic love story with Mary hearken back to these historical tales of timeless love and literally knights in shining armor. We’re supposed to think of Arthur as noble, in both senses of the world. In this vein, I don’t think it’s an accident that his very Welsh name of Arthur Morgan was chosen, considering how both Arthur and Morgan le Fay are major players in the Arthurian legend.

Note, it’s not an accident that, in the epilogue, 12-year-old Jack is telling his father about the legend of King Arthur and the knights of the round table. In a way, this is the game’s way of sublimating Arthur and his life into legend. He lived and died tragically, much like his namesake, and in the epilogue he continues to live on in legend, sublimated into fantastical tales for children who seek to be transported to other fictional worlds.

To summarize this subsection, the medieval romance is formally and thematically pervasive in RDR2, making it more unique among other Westerns and anti-Westerns. Arthur Morgan, as a character reminiscent of noble knights of legend, embodies the heroes of both medieval and modern romance.

Romanticism

Arthur contemplating life while sitting on the precipice of Horseshoe Overlook, VP by @papauue​

Now, let’s talk about a relatively more modern artistic movement that actually has more overt connections to RDR2′s story and a genre famous for catering to sensitive souls and women. 

Historically speaking, romanticism covers a lot, especially (from the German side of things) a movement of philosophy that is all about self-elevation/self-liberation, experiencing the sublime, and encountering nature as an ambivalent yet powerful force that can inspire great transformation.

We won’t get into any of that, but we will get into Romanticism’s ramifications for late 18th-century/early 19th-century culture in Western Europe and North America. Romanticism is the moment of broody poets (Lord Byron, Mr. and Mrs. Shelley, William Blake, Coleridge, Wordsworth, etc), and in this moment we see a turn away from the cosmopolitan pretensions of the Enlightenment in Europe to the purifying retreat of nature and its aesthetic pleasures. 

Visually, emphasis on the poet as a lone wanderer as an agent ready to submit to higher powers pervades art in this time. The famous painting by German Romantic, Caspar David Friedrich is a great example of the individual whose seclusion in the great abyss of nature inspires self-elevation.

It always struck me as funny that, cinematography-wise, Red Dead Redemption 2 doesn’t really force shots like this in cutscenes, but the world building and design of RDR2′s open world for sure enables the player to likewise seek refuge and commune with the austere landscape of the North American wilderness. The screenshot below is one of my first screenshots from my first playthrough. The scenery honestly inspires the Romantic sublime, and I definitely think this was deliberate on the part of RDR2 writers and developers!

As you can imagine, the emphasis on landscape, self-liberation, freedom, and experiencing the world ‘through a grain of sand, eternity in an hour’ (from William Blake) works its way into RDR2 via Arthur’s journal. In a previous post of mine, you can get more of the history behind journaling and travel literature as a background on Arthur’s naturalist aspirations. But here, we’re going to talk about the act of journaling itself, i.e. the act of writing prose in a moment of self-reflection, as a byproduct of romanticism and the wandering poet. 

Though journaling became a more popular activity in the 1700s, especially with the rise of epistolary fiction and novels, it became more commonplace and standard in the 1800s. The quote below briefly sums up what journaling was used for in this time period:

“Nonfictional narratives of the disease—in texts ranging from diaries and memoirs to medical publications and political debates—were equally central in efforts to make sense of life, illness, and death in the nineteenth century.” - The Making of Social Disease by David S. Barnes

Journaling therefore is an activity of moral development and sensitive self-reflection. The journal is all about making a text to make sense of one’s life and experiences, and often these attempts reflect how nonsensical the world actually is. We definitely get this tone and struggle in Arthur Morgan’s journal, who often writes in his entries that he is at a loss as each failure brings the gang closer to their demise. This writerly, if not poetic, disposition in Arthur shows he is a brooding, sensitive soul beneath that facade of tough and smart-ass cowboy. 

But there’s more to Romanticism in Red Dead 2 than landscape. Perhaps the most famous cultural byproduct of Romanticism is the popularity of consumption (i.e. pulmonary tuberculosis) as an aesthetic that makes one more attractive and sensitive.

I am not kidding. There is a great article about the history of consumption as sexy. I recommend this article here for a light and quick read on the subject. 

To pull a quote from the article, let me sum up how consumption was seen as sexy in this time period:

“Because of its association with young women and poets, the disease itself came to represent beauty, romantic passion, and hyper sexuality. As far as illnesses went, it was considered to be rather glamorous, and in a culture half in love with death, it inspired its fair share of tributes. There are numerous romantic depictions of young women wasting away in death beds at the height of their beauty.” (from “Drop Dead Gorgeous”)

In addition to aesthetic, David S. Barnes (from the quote above) notes that the consumptive also embodies an idealized path toward self-redemption:

"Briefly stated, tuberculosis served as a key vehicle in the nineteenth century through which womanhood was associated with a kind of suffering that was morally and spiritually redeeming. Moreover, around the turn of the century, even as the French state and the medical and philanthropic communities were elaborating and actively promoting a new vision of tuberculosis as a social problem of the first magnitude, the older reading of the disease as a sign of redemptive suffering persisted and even thrived, in a sense complementing but also implicitly contesting the new sociomedical orthodoxy." (Barnes)

Although the figure of the sexy consumptive typically was a woman, as these historians will tell you, many men -- especially poets and artists -- were considered sexy for having the look of a consumptive. Their emotional outbursts, pale and lean builds, and tendency to die before they’re 30 made them highly appealing and romanticized in an era that was a little too fascinated with death.

Morbid as it is, the figure of the consumptive is where we get these Victorian beauty standards of pale skin, leanness/thinness, rouged cheeks and lips (from the bloody coughs), and artistic sensibility! In literature and art, the ailing consumptive also had a special relationship with nature, as treatment often required they stay in the country for recovery. As such, these consumptive souls were often seen as pure, sensitive, and mellow individuals who are above the earthly concerns of the city.

The aesthetic of the sexy consumptive survives today in vampire literature, as a romance subgenre that plays with the historical monster as an eternally youthful yet morally damned/tortured lover. So, even though this fetishizing of consumption back in the 1800s might come off as morbid and twisted to modern audiences, the cultural impact of romanticism remains with us today, albeit in other mutated forms. 

Now, I set up all this historical context to talk about this big plot event in the story of Red Dead Redemption 2: Arthur contracts tuberculosis. 

In the tragic conclusion of Arthur’s story, Arthur’s tuberculosis manifests after a rough fifth chapter, and the symptoms become flagrant: pale skin, bloodshot eyes, coughing up blood, fainting, inability to maintain weight, etc-- the supposed traits of the sexy consumption. Now, I don’t think it’s Rockstar’s intention to portray a sick and dying Arthur as sexy, but I do think that in giving him a disease that became less common in 1899 (it was scarier and more prevalent as a disease in the earlier half of the 1800s) is their way of elevating Arthur up as a Romantic Hero. His sensitivity as an artist and ailing health ascribe to him the aesthetic disposition of a poet and a Romantic. Like the beautiful tragic poets of the prior century, Arthur is now on this doomed trajectory toward redemption and self-liberation. 

In a way, the consumptive also socially elevates Arthur. Consumption is typically the disease of the rich in 19th-century popular culture. Poets, artists, and repressed daughters of rich families were the more visible victims of this beautifying illness. 

I’m not sure if I am still making sense here. And if anyone has questions or confused, I am totally happy to clarify whenever yall want. Basically though, the invocation of Romanticism as a genre in Red Dead 2 is all about making Arthur a Romantic hero whose relationship with nature isn’t so much just one of an outlaw’s but also one of a sensitive soul, whose curious mind leads to moments of pensive self-reflection and contemplations on life and death.

Miscellany and Conclusion

There are other elements that make Arthur an attractive hero for all, detracting from the typical masculine archetypes found in a Western. One thing I couldn’t really classify is Arthur’s compassion toward animals. The soft, breathy whispered “thank you” he gives to his dying horse in his final mission is one such example, but ultimately you’ll find a line of dialogue every once in a while that shows Arthur has a serious respect for animals, if not a soft spot for them. Albert Mason’s photography side missions are proof and point of this tendency in him.

I also don’t want to understate how Arthur, as a talented artist and writer, contributes to his sex appeal as a modern protagonist. Most cowboys in both the Western and anti-Western aren’t artists. In fact, I can’t think of a cowboy who just sketches by his lonesome while out in the wilderness. This attention to landscape and animals in their natural habitat, while explained in my aforementioned post, show a side of him that values the precious yet fragile beauty of nature. It’s sexy for a man to be so earnest in his relationship with the world, forever willing to learn and to appreciate his surroundings. Most cowboys/gunslingers are tamers of the natural world, but Arthur is most decidedly a courteous guest of nature doing his best to respect wildlife while surviving. 

In the end, Arthur is a combination of past literary traditions, but such a masterful combination of old form means he is readily recognizable and appealing, because older genres always survive, in some form or fashion, in our modern world. The consumptive Romantic is now the sexy, sensitive vampire. The knight of medieval romance is now the kind man who champions his love via devotion and respect. Arthur Morgan is a critique of the Western’s moral failings, but he is also an enthusiastic rejection of the fraught and emotionally closed-off embodiment of the hypermasculine. He doesn’t just survive -- he lives in the world as a writer, artist, and gentle soul. It is through these combinations that Rockstar can repackage the Western and give us a beautiful and beloved hero like Arthur Morgan.

[lacefuneral]

OK I know that the big meme is to try and scare Twitter users from joining but Twitter is a super toxic place and I have some friends who have fled here so. (done by voice-to-text, there may be typos)

Open Tumblr on desktop to do this because not all of these options are available on mobile. You'll be able to find all of them in your settings.

make sure you set your dashboard to chronological

turn off the ability to see other peoples likes (for reasons explained in the next bullet points)

disable your likes as being visible & disable  the blogs you're following from being visible

The reason for the previous bullet points  is that the Tumblr like is not the same as other social media - it is used as a bookmark button.  Often times people will bookmark content to look at it later (videos, long textposts, etc.) but it is not an endorsement of the content.  Information on this website is much more dense than it is on Twitter which is more bite sized, so not everyone will have read the texts or watched the videos of posts they "liked." People can and they will use your likes against you. and just like Twitter, if you happen to be following someone and that person says something the people don't agree with, if you are following that person you can get pulled into the situation even if you know nothing about it.   so for this reason pretty much all of Tumblr has unanimously agreed to have their likes and follow blogs  hidden to prevent unnecessary infighting. 

 Choosing not to see other peoples likes on your dashboard follows the same principle and it is one of respect for your fellow user

The above may seem deeply weird to Twitter users but we have far less drama on this website. It is significantly more peaceful because we have decided to curate the community in this way.  You don't necessarily have to hide your likes or your follows, but that's the reason why we as a community do that.  It used to get as bad as it gets on Twitter, but it doesn't anymore. We have learned to live in harmony here. fighting still occurs certainly but not nearly to the same extent.

make sure that you  set the toggle that enables you to see content that is filtered on iOS. This is entirely safe for work content  that was filtered out by mistake but Tumblr hast to keep in place to appease Apple or some thing like that but it does hide lot of content and prevents users from communicating with one another.

 If you are 18 or older make sure to input your birthday to prove your age and have "mature content"  set so that it either appears on your dashboard as normal or that it appears blurred.  A lot of content is mistakenly marked as mature as a form of censorship even if it is not graphic in the slightest. I have seen text posts that use the word "fuck" that have been marked mature

YOU CANNOT POST PORN HERE. YOU WILL GET BANNED. if you post something that isn't porn and it gets flagged, you can usually appeal it. but if it is actual porn (irl or illustrated), you're in hot water. do not tag posts as "NSFW" or "NSFT" (not safe for tumblr, an alternative many porn blogs used). invent a different acronym for reblogging dirty jokes, or you may get shadow banned. i use NSFM, personally.

 That said,  you're technically able to say whatever you want on this website within reason. It's not like Twitter where if you say you want to  guillotine the rich you get suspended or something.  But do be aware that like Twitter, all text  can be picked up by Tumblr search.  So if you type something like " I want Stede bonnet to crush my  head with his thighs like a watermelon"  there is a chance that other users will see that post if they look in the stede bonnet tag. (hi all!)

most celebrities do not use this website so you're able to talk about them without censoring their names. Just be aware  that fans of that celebrity may see your post.

 likewise do be careful if you're talking about groups that perpetuate transphobia, because those groups do use Tumblr  just like they use Twitter. if T*RFs reblog or comment on your posts, block and ignore. do not platform them by arguing. you put your followers (and accounts you follow) at risk when you engage them. you also reenforce their held beliefs that trans people are aggressive. it isn't up to you to deradicalize them. you can report people for bigotry on this website but most of the time the reports don't actually do anything. So your best friend is the block button.

The difference between commenting in the tags, commenting in the replies,  and commenting directly on the post is thus: 

commenting on the tags is the equivalent to sitting in a room with thousands of people and commenting to those at your table. Other people might overhear you,  but the message is intended for those at the table, your friends.

 Commenting in the replies is the equivalent to standing up  and walking over to  the person who just gave a speech.  It is intended for them.  Other people can overhear it and they definitely will - which means that some people might stand up and walk over to you and start talking to you. Especially if you say something really rude.

 Commenting in the reblogs is the equivalent of standing on top of the table and shouting to the entire room.  you don't do this unless you feel like you're contributing to the post in a comedic fashion or you're adding information that others may find helpful. Otherwise, you look like a clown.  Also by commenting on a post, as with the replies, you are opening yourself up to a response from anyone else in the room. So if you're rude on someone's post, or you're spreading misinformation,  people are going to want to have a word with you.  You don't get to use the response "this is my blog and I say what I want" - because you've made the decision to go on to someone else's post.

 Now with every form of communication, the OP of the post will be able to read everything. So if you're writing in your tags  and you start trauma dumping or writing lurid sexual fantasies or otherwise being a weirdo, the OP of the post may block you.  the OP  (or anyone) may also choose to highlight your tags  or otherwise respond to them depending on what is said.  Sometimes someone will write something very funny or very thoughtful, and that's usually why.  They want others to see the contribution.

 There is also the notion of "prev tags."  culturally, this is a relatively new development and a lot of people were mad about it at first.  But the purpose of prev tags is  to nod in agreement at the metaphorical table.  You're keeping the conversation amongst you and your friends.  Whereas screenshotting  someone's tags and adding them directly into the post is the equivalent of shouting "HEY GUESS WHAT THEY SAID!" so it's entirely contextual. prev tags is also used as a meme.  For example someone may say something deeply absurd.  And so people will blog that post and say "prev tags" in a chain, encouraging people to follow that chain to the inevitable conclusion. A funny example I saw recorded in video form, was a text post that said  something about white haired anime boys.  And there was a chain of like 20 people encouraging you to work your way through the reblog. And the punchline was "Santa Claus."

although there is an option now to automatically shorten posts, it is considered proper etiquette to tag long posts as such. this post will be one.

when you reblog  a post and you tag it, there are three primary things you are doing.  One is to comment on it, one is to apply any categorization you wish so that you can find the post again, and one is to add filter tags for your followers who don't want to see that type of post. The last one is normally reserved for triggers -  things like blood or violence or flashing images.  People have different policies on this, but most users are willing to tag their posts if you ask them to.  So if you were deathly afraid of frogs, you could ask someone to tag frogs for you.

and yeah Tumblr filtering actually works. If you block a tag, you will get a pop-up that obscures the content if someone blocked a post with that tag or keyword in it,  giving you the option of whether or not to engage.  But if you are looking in Tumblr search, those posts will be screened out automatically so you won't even see the pop-up.  I think it's because Tumblr assumes that when you follow a blog you're following someone you trust, whereas Tumblr search is the wild west and it's full of strangers -  so they're like "nope we are not showing you your triggers at all."

as for the second use case, you don't need to reblog a post  and add  1 million categorization tags.  Because other people aren't going to see your reblog  in the Tumblr search. so you're wasting your time if you're like "#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death stede #ofmd stede #ofmd stede bonnet #our flag means death stede bonnet" -  you look silly. this only works  if it is the original post.  Also because of the way that Tumblr works most of those tags a redundant because if you so much as mention a keyword in your post it's probably going to end up in the tag

do not tag an original post with unrelated hashtags.  You will clog up the tags and people will hate you. 

 it is recommended that you have anon asks disabled  because a lot of people use them to be cruel. But a lot of people leave them open for people who are too shy to talk to them otherwise.  There are also a lot of ask games that circulate which makes use of anon.  Like having your friends give you compliments, but you don't know who they are. so it's a personal decision and you can change it any time.  But if people are being cruel to you, don't let them. It is OK to close anon asks.

while twitter makes  great use of alt text, it is much more common on this website to write image/audio descriptions, which are pasted directly into the body of the post. Either in the original post itself, or in the replies. If someone transcribes your post for you, the etiquette is to thank them, copy their transcript,  paste it onto your original post, and add a credit for the person who transcribed it. A lot of people volunteer their time doing this for people who otherwise do not have the spoons to do it themselves.

always tag flashing images and flashing videos. Do not tag with "epilepsy" -  that prevents  epileptic users from communicating with one another,  because their tag  is full of content that can hurt them. it doesn't eliminate the problem entirely, but it's part of a cultural shift to make those spaces  safer in the future.

art theft is bad. Always credit  and link to original sources.

if you like a post,  you should reblog it.  That allows your followers to see it and gives the post more reach. The likes  as I said before, function as a bookmark. They are also used to show emotional support to a friend.

 Tumblr has recently introduced the concept of unrebloggable posts.  You can make a post unrebloggable from the get-go or  you can edit it later. you can also make it so that the original post remains rebloggable, but an individual reblog of it  cannot be shared. So for example, I could make a shit post that takes off and people enjoy. And let's say someone was rude to me in response to the shit post. I could reblog my own post, say " don't be an asshole" - and then make it so that the "don't be an asshole" edition is not shareable, but leave the original shitpost to be shared. some people may choose to make their original  post and unshareable  if they are receiving too many notifications, they are being harassed, the original post had misinformation,  or simply for fun. Some people have started a sort of "you can only reblog this post  until x  date" game.

Tumblr has a feature known as the read more.  Read more is actually a lot more complex than most people realize. The read more allows you to hide  a long string of text under it, sparing people on your dashboard from having to scroll a long time.  But a read more  is not a drop-down button. It is a redirect link that takes you to the original post. And because of this, if the original post is edited, you will always see the most up-to-date version under the read more.  This makes it an excellent format for news posts with developing stories.  But because of this set up, if the original post is deleted or the blog is deactivated/banned, the information underneath is lost forever. it is important to be aware of that. Even if you reblog that post,  whatever is underneath is entirely determined by whether or not the original post can still be accessed. So if you want some thing to be archived, do not put it under or read more. If your blog gets wrongfully deleted, that information is gone and cannot be recovered unless you have cache  on the way back machine.

do not use a default profile picture and do not have a blank blog (blog with no reblogs).  You will scare the user base and they will block you on site.  The first thing you should do upon joining Tumblr is immediately changing your icon and then finding a or two to reblog.  This tells people that you are a human being, and not a bot. 

you can have sideblogs on this website. In fact there is no limit to how many blogs you can own. The only limit is how many sideblogs  you are permitted to make per day. Side blogs allow you to organize content by fandom or theme.  However the side blog will always be tied to your main blog.  You cannot delete your main blog and keep your sideblogs, you cannot select a sideblog to be your new main.  And when you send someone an ask,  comment in the reply section of a post, or click like on a post, it will display as your main blog.  So total anonymity is not possible.  You can, however, send and reply to DM using your sideblog, �� as well as answer asks directed towards the sideblog,  and reblog a post (and comment in the comment section + tags)  as that blog. 

URL hoarding is when someone makes the decision to save a username by making a blank sideblog so other people cannot use it. this is considered kind of an asshole move, especially if you have a lot of URLs hoarded,  but I think most users have at least one or two that they have saved for a rainy day.  I know for a while I had a lot that were Spock themed. you are able to change your user name, but that releases it into the wild. So some people will hoard their previous usernames  to prevent identity theft (as well as to redirect to their most current username if people are looking for them.) This is a different thing, but some people view them as being the same.

 Tumblr does not use "OOMF" or "moots" -  we usually just say the entire word of followers and mutuals. Some people might be confused if you use Twitter terminology here

i think that covers most of it. no i will not put this under a readmore. thank you.

[obstinaterixatrix]

ok I always end up wanting to post instead of being patient so I’ll put them under the cut and make a Real Post whn I finish it. or repost when I give up (lol)

I’m always such a huge fan of how yusuke’s persona str stat is the highest one. the thing is, while I don’t think he’d throw the first punch, I think there are some situations where ryuji would back down but yusuke would throw down. like, ryuji would argue back and forth and then try to leave, but yusuke would goad the other person until he takes a swing. “While I abhor the idea of senseless violence, certain people simply refuse to see reason”… is the kind of thing I think he’d say. remorseless lol. which would lead into ryuji being like “dude you just punched a guy out, I don’t think you get to say that.” I know I have a 7 year old textpost about it somewhere 

I’ve been wanting to redraw the first foxskull comic since the second I drew it because it does not look good (lol). I sketched a lot of different possible layouts on paper, I had a hard time figuring out whether to go long format or just do pages… it’s a lot of text. I ended up just typing it out so I could block the text on the page and figure out composition based on that. also I’m obv not solid on a bunch of expressions yet. But I Finished The Sketch (has been drawing  for like four (4) hours). anyway, I think yusuke has resting bitch face the majority of the time but for this comic I couldn’t stop drawing him with a smile… because he’s with ryuji <3

[coughs blood] I’ve been sketching foxskull

[rebirthdinosaurs]

content is getting longer

and no one is talking about it. analysis via really long textpost on this hellsite.

in prime vine and musical.ly days, i vividly remember talk of todays generation having a very short attention span- the six second videos rotting our brain and making anything longer than that no longer interesting and too overwhelming. then, vine died, and musical.ly turned into todays tiktok, and todays tiktok has expanded the length of videos to be anywhere from 3-10 minutes long. people on tiktok post whole videos in segments on their profile page- whole movies, even! tiktok having a function that allows people to go live also allows for the opportunity for people to go live for however long they want, which brings me to my next point: streamers.

even just on tiktok, i can think of an ASMRtist that literally goes live for 6-7-8 hours everyday- sunshinejazzy17- while simultaneously posting hours of content to her youtube. simmer lilsimsie goes live also everyday for hours on end, while also posting much shorter content on her main youtube channel everyday, and posting all of her streams on her side channel, moresimsie. these are not only two different genres of content, but also just the tip of the iceberg on the different genres that stream often and for many hours. there are a wide variety of gamers, which are very popular these days, makeup artists, nail artists, artist artists- you get my point. 

the pinnacle of it all- youtube. i was first introduced to my interest in long videos via people on this very website obsessing over quinton reviews newest video five months ago, where he released an eight-hour long video as a part for for his collective and ongoing 22-hour long series about victorious and icarly, and the essential universe of it all. i watched all 22-hours and so did many other millions of people. i think conspiracy and analysis type videos rein supreme over this sort of hour long content- probably right next to gaming. when shane dawson was still relevant, in his prime years he was making documentary type videos that were a couple hours long. his old counterpart garrett watts and old camera man andrew siwicki have gone on to make videos that are a couple hours long exploring haunted places- see: the video released on garretts channel a couple weeks ago that is two hours long and guarantees another, upcoming, similar video at the end. that video got almost 3 million views. 

i literally just watched a video that was almost two hours long by BoyzHubUltra about how izzy from total drama island isn’t crazy, and it got almost 600k views, and that’s what got me on this bender in the first place. not to mention, people like the theorizer have been making hours long videos for years now.

back on asmr, the ranges of asmr that there is- from typing on keyboards, to studying, to roleplaying, to gaming, to literal history asmr- makes the dedication of the creators pretty obvious, knowing most of their audience is only listening to it to fall asleep.

tbh, i haven’t even mentioned podcasts at all either, and that doubles with youtube since most podcasts also upload their content to youtube, but people are more easily able to just listen to hours of content while still doing everyday tasks like working or groceries. i actually just got finished with the first season of dungeons and daddies, which is a dnd podcast (and brings in a whole new can of worms that i’ll try not to delve into as much). when i started the first season, they were already about ten episodes into season two, and it took me about one or two months just to finish the first season. every episode was over an hour long, and there were 70 episodes. all in the first season alone.

i also listen to quite a few reddit podcasts, like rslash, who posts short videos everyday and has years worth of videos, and two hot takes which doesn’t release as often, but has hour long episodes when they do.

i could continue  talking about the different genres and platforms where people are consuming long hours worth of content, but i need to try to wrap this up, and i’m sure i’ve only just barely scratched the surface of it all.

adults are convinced we hate to pay attention to things, but we don’t. we just focus our energy into paying attention to things we find interesting. it’s like movies, or that tv show with episodes as long as movies, but treated less seriously because they didn’t have as big of a budget when creating it. we focus our energy into consuming hours of content via livestreams, youtube videos, and podcasts, and to them it’s like we’re consuming nothing at all. it’s a similar effect to not considering fanfictions “real books” just because they’re not published. that fanfic you just read that’s the size of the lord of the rings books isn’t suddenly less impressive just because it was written by a 16 year old who hasn't graduated high school or moved out of their parents house yet.

to the older generation who aren’t aware of all this, who never had internet growing up and don’t bother learning, we’re just simply wasting time on the internet. maybe we should just keep this secret to ourselves and keep them oblivious to it- it’s funny to see the shoe fumble when it doesn’t know where it’s going.

[crystalninjaphoenix]

Hello! I wanted to post a little thing I wrote, but I'm mostly a lurker that rarely posts and I realized I don't really know how to do that XD. I mean, the keep reading part that you can click and all that and the formatting of the text. Could you give me some advice, seeing that you post your works here? I figured asking someone experienced would be easier than trying to navigate it all by myself ^^

-🌹

Yeah, no problem, anon!

For starters, formatting text will be different on mobile and the desktop. The desktop also has two different posting formats, the old one and the "beta," which is similar to the mobile textpost format. I mainly use the old desktop version, but I know how to work all of them.

On the new "beta" desktop version, the readmore, as it's called, can be inserted onto any new line by clicking the icon at the far right, the little gray squiggly. You can also insert pictures, gifs, videos, etc. These icons appear whenever you press enter:

On the old version that I use, these icons still appear, but they look different. Luckily, the readmore is in the same place, though now represented by a rectangle with three dots inside it:

On mobile, type :readmore: on any new line. Do not type anything else on the line or it won't work. The readmore won't appear until after you post the thing, but it will be there.

On both desktop formats, highlighting text will give you the ability to change it. This includes traditional bolds and italics, but you can also insert links, add strikethroughs, and make the text bigger ("heading" on old, simply "bigger" on new). You can also change the color of the text on the new version. I think the best thing to do with the desktop formats is to highlight any text and mess around with the bubbles that pop up to get familiar with them.

Things are a bit different if you want to change the text on mobile. Some options can be access through highlighting the text like on desktop, though the options appear above the keyboard instead of above the highlighted text. But some options are accessed through tapping the little text icon that's always above the keyboard, the one that looks like "Aa". Tapping that will change the format of the whole text block that you're currently in, including making it bigger and starting bulleted or numbered lists.

I hope that helps! If you have any more questions I'd be happy to answer those, too ^-^

[hellcins]

concerning the alternative scene's recent rise in popularity (and why it is likely to fall again):

warning !! essay long text under the cut

to give a bit of context, i was a pre teen to young adult from the mid 2000's to mid 2010, which i call the middle to end of that time's "alt scene boom". recently alternative culture experienced a rise in popularity again - funnily enough around the time a staple of that era's music scene, my chemical romance, announced their return (which i will come back to at a later point as they are, in fact, important to note, whether you personally like them or not) - and with that rise in popularity there weren't just new and younger people joining but some even found their love for the alternative subculture again. i use alternative as an umbrella term here as it should be. there are of course multiple different 'camps' hidden underneath that.

very recently i watched a documentary about the "death of the classic goth scene" which was very interesting in so far as it gave me an insight as to why i saw so many alternatively dressed people walking around in my teen years to a shocking dwindling of that number. the documentary explained that the goth subculture in itself got divided into more and more 'camps' (such as steampunk, cybergoth, victorian goth, etc) until there was no real "grapevine" between them anymore. to explain what i mean by that: when people start to gatekeep between those camps, communications stop. and as a consequence the bigger scene gets dissolved:

the alternative scene lives from new input and new ideas. if that is not given because you do not step outside your specific 'camp', don't let anyone in who's for example only interested in a specific aspect of that 'camp' and are also not allowed to take from another, or even just new people trying out something new entirely, then there also cannot be any growth because after a while there are no new ideas, no fresh input that would keep it alive.

that same thing already happened under the bigger umbrella of "alternative", people were forcefully dividing themselves or being divided into different camps like punk, goth, emo and others. while looking for a specific term and therefore identity under which to group to find others that might be interested in the same aspects of alternative culture that specific subculture stands for, it also led to people from those subcultures turning their back on the other subcultures they were technically siblings to. for that we can just use one of our generations favorite terms: gatekeeping.

the different subcultures gatekeeping their culture, fashion, history, music and so on led to an ending to the different 'camps' influencing each other. this proved fatal: the alt scene Needed each others influences to grow and change, and simply stay alive.

that is why bands like my chemical romance worked - because they took input from different subcultures across the board. basically, when people stopped holding hands, so to say, alt more or less "vanished" from the public eye.

if not the most popular, there is no denying that my chemical romance is the most influential alternative band of that specific time period. it even went outside the line of “alternative” as for example wearing military style jackets experienced a sudden boom in popular fashion after 2006 - the year my chemical romance published their most famous album the black parade and wore military jackets to each of their concerts. singer gerard way’s classic shaggy longish hair with bangs became known as the classic ‘emo’ haircut which then slowly made its way into mainstream fashion for boys everywhere. ‘guyliner’ was a broadly used term in teen magazines and even if men wearing eyeliner was done before, it was suddenly not just a thing for a specific subculture anymore. of course that all wasn’t received positively by everyone but nevertheless: alternative culture was seen and seen everywhere and you were able to find gerard way’s skeleton painted face on the same magazine page as hannah montana’s miley cyrus.

but why were they so influential? why did they rise to the top that fast and were known by most subcultures under the “alternative” umbrella?

simply put: they took inspiration from across the whole board and put it together. different aspects of different subcultures were made anew. fresh and accessible, they opened their arms to everyone, speaking for the outsiders and underdogs, as long as you listened to any type of rock music. and it worked because they themselves originated from different subcultures. musically, lead guitarist ray toro himself said his biggest influence was always the metal genre. rhythm guitarist frank iero was the biggest punk rock influence of the band, and the way brothers, singer gerard and bassist mikey, were both deeply into gothic rock and britpop. of course the broad scope of new jersey’s music scene, where the band originates, made all fans and members of those subgenres of rock music interact - and therefore influence each other. 

it is a fitting example explaining why they were such a big influence and also why the alternative scene rose to popularity as it did. it also explains why it came to a fall: without new input, new influence, and gatekeeping between groups the scene stopped being accessible. it stopped growing and changing, until it stagnated and fell to obscurity again. while many of the bands didn’t stop making music and also didn’t stop being popular, the alternative scene in itself fell into obscurity. 

now, as alternative culture experiences a sudden rise in popularity, more and more gatekeeping rules start cropping up, rules about who is a real punk and which parts of different subcultures you dare not take for your own. and that is exactly why it is likely to fail again. if this ‘revival’ of the alternative scene is supposed to make an upwards trend - and i call it revival, but let’s face it some of us have been there the whole time - then something has to give.

this concludes, as i fittingly said somewhere farther up in this essay of a textpost:

we have to start holding hands again.

[yu7i]

GOD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HOW LONG THIS ASK WAS I'M SORRY

but i'm also not THAT sorry but also THANK YOU for taking the time to answer this and i'm insane about this response and it's the best way someone could ever answer this and i have a lot to say about it

and no i will not be making my own textposts because it's way funnier if every once in a while something like this spawns in your inbox<3

First!! i want to mention how pleasantly surprised i was by your spanish- because i was not expecting an accurate representation of how the argentinian accent works at all, and also i don't know if you did that on purpose but

"Qué tomás" is correct, but it's also the rudest way you could ask someone what they are drinking, and it fits vegeta so well because old men often talk like that in argentina

Second!! vegeta and trunks drinking maté from separate cups is all of those things you mentioned at the same time but i'd also like to mention that if i saw that on the wild i would have such a visceral reaction, because it's such an unnatural thing and such sacrilege but also it's hilarious

because it's such a funny image in such a bizarre way, but also nothing in argentina is really sacred, but also dude that's not how you do it and It's something so WRONG and if you did that in front of a gaucho they would run you over with a horse but also something you would forgive because it's so... incredulous

ALSO, going on about the goten doesn't like maté bit

goten would totally drink maté cocido (yerba maté in a little tea sack and you drink it like tea and it only tastes a little different than actual maté but it's an individual thing and you can put as much sugar you want in it and it's such an iconic-ly childish version of maté to drink and most kids always have this as breakfast along with like cookies or other pastries) and i find that so funny because it would be so normal to see like, for example;

Goku and Chichi and Gohan maybe too, all sat on the table drinking maté, and Goten is there too and he has his little maté cocido cup and he's eating vainillas (i had these for breakfast all the time and i think goten would like them) and they're chatting about whatever and it's natural and it's normal, average argentinian family, goten doesn't think too much about it.

but then when you add trunks into the equation and it suddenly has such an mature aura goten has never thought about before and he feels alienated from and he's sitting there with his silly little ACTUAL cup and not passing the maté around like it's a blunt with everyone else

shortly after he stops giving a shit again when pan comes over to their house too and videl tells her "Decile al tío goten que te haga un maté cocido :)" (tell uncle goten to make you a maté cocido) and pan does and she's like "TIO GOTEN ME HACES UN MATÉ COCIDO? :)" (uncle goten, can you make me some maté cocido?) and goten and pan drink maté cocido together and life is good again and trunks can go fuck himself

and bulla probably tries to drink maté too because all the grown ups do that and she looks like the type of girl to want to be an adult so bad but she really doesn't like it but she's trying and she drinks it with her family once they aren't estranged with each other and build a routine of drinking maté in the morning all together but when she's over at goten's she also asks him to make her some maté cocido and now it's this little thing they share because they don't drink maté, fuck that noise

ALSO THE TETERÉ THING WAS LITERALLY WRITEN WITH NOTHING IN MIND it was vaguely Tsundere Trunks Moments inspired but also Trunks Sos Un Forro Moments, it was really just left to interpretation, trunks is still chill enough to start offering goten tereré after this happens though and he even drinks it when the weather is particularly hot and he can't stand to drink normal maté, vegeta and bulma are old though and they still drink maté on summer because old argentinian people do that. we live in a country of insane people

also only vaguely related but i would like to mention that goku is a gaucho and goten and gohan are too to some degree and goten often talks like one and trunks cannot for the life of him understand what the fuck he's talking about

Hello tumblr user dballzposting, i've had a terribly latin american goten and trunks idea while thinking about making myself some maté (weirdass boiling tea-esque argentinian-paraguayan-uruguayan concoction served in a little rotund cup-esque thing that is drank with a metal straw-like thing that isn't really a straw but works like one but better so you dont swallow the leaves and herbs in the little rotund son of a bitch, anyway big part of it is that it's bitter and you drink it while its HOT as balls) and i'm hoping you do not mind the completely cultural dissonance of this ask, i will try to make this make sense

but thinking about mate and how i personally think the Son family is very rural and whatnot and it's canon to some extent but i like to give it some third worlder campo flavor- anyway, i don't think Goten likes maté, but i think Trunks loves it, and Goten kinda resents him for that (its not that serious but trunks can get a little annoying)

because maybe one day trunks comes over to their house and chichi and gohan are there having some maté and like facturas(pastries, see "facturas argentinas" for a clearer picture) and toast with dulce de leche(it solos nutella, change my mind) and trunks never tried maté because bulma doesn't really drink it even if she likes it cause she has a shitty rich ppl coffee machine so trunks drinks that, and vegeta too.. maybe. So trunks has never really tried maté and gohan offers him some because he's nice and goten looks at him expecting him to either burn his tongue or not like it because it's so bitter (he's projecting.) but trunks actually really likes it and he asks gohan how to make it and goten is flabbergasted

days later trunks starts drinking it while he's doing his machine tinkering thing or maybe doing homework (cause the maté thing is like a young teen issue) and he becomes really good at it and at some point he's outside maybe just laying in the grass in some capsule corp garden and drinking maté and vegeta finds him and he usually wouldn't give a shit but he asks to try whatever the fuck has the boy addicted and he likes it too because trunks drinks it bitter and boiling and i think vegeta would too, so it kinda becomes a father-son bonding activity to wake up everyday and have vegeta yell "BOY. MAKE ME SOME MATÉ" or the objectively funnier spanish version: "NENE, CEBAME UN MATE." ("nene" is way closer to meaning "kid" or "child" than it is to "boy" tbh and that just makes it better) and trunks is like "sure" and he makes some and they drink some in silence together (because you don't use individual "cups" for it, you both have to drink it from the same one and refill it from a thermos. maté drinking is a social activity.) and then vegeta flies off to train and trunks goes to school and maybe bulma is there sometimes because she misses drinking maté (and maybe trunks forgets that yamcha fucked his dad, maybe.)

and now when goten comes over to his house trunks offers him maté as a joke to bother him because he knows he doesn't like it (he doesn't like it the way trunks drinks it, or his family drinks it, there's a different version of maté that instead of boiling water has some sort of fruit juice and ice called tereré and i think goten would love that) and goten is done with him and he tells him "SABES QUE NO ME GUSTA EL MATE SOS UN FORRO TRUNKS NO VENGO MAS A TU CASA DE MIERDA" ("YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE MATÉ YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TRUNKS I'M NEVER COMING OVER TO YOUR SHITTY HOUSE AGAIN" but its funnier knowing the insult "forro" is also another word for condom) and he says so as he's turning on the playstation and sitting down on the couch so he has no intention of leaving but he wants trunks to know that he's being a bitch about his newfound love of maté and that he's deleting fortnite off his ps5 if he keeps this on

also i think videl and gohan would have those shitty picnics some argentinian families have all the time in like those big ass parks and they drink maté and eat these very specific argentinian cookies and i came up with this bit of the delusion solely on the basis of "yeah this would be great enrichment for pan because when i was tiny like her they took me to those shitty picnics all the time and i turned out ok." and also they could invite goten and trunks so they can pick up a football or something and trunks is like sitting with them on the dumbass picnic banquet like "can i make the maté :)?" and he's so happy about it like in his relaxed cool guy wannabe way but he's also like genuinely happy about it and gohan can tell and he's like "sure :)" and trunks does that and every time they are passing around the maté trunks passes it over to goten who looks like he wants to explode him with his mind

and trunks could make some tereré for goten i guess but it's not like he made it FOR HIM specifically while THINKING ABOUT HIM or thinking about what GOTEN would ENJOY or whatever, yknow?

yours truly, yu7i, i'm sorry

I...

I want to play Miitopia with you. So bad

Hey this post is long I hope y’all don’t mind me sticking a readmore on this sonofabitch. Whatever my response is gonna be doesnt matter much .. It’s done and said right there innit.

- I didn’t know that the character limit on asks was so ... liberal.

- Thank you for the description of maté.. My only exposure beforehand has been the yerbe maté on Tomodachi Life (3DS game).

- I dont know what to fucking say. This is so important. First paragraph alone is both engrossing and lethal.

- I like the things you say and the way in which you say them.

- You cant just put this in someone’s inbox and expect them to be okay.

- You can make your own textposts and @ me in them and then other people can access your genius without having to trudge through my response .. for your consideration. You don’t have to. Whatever you’re comfortable with

- This is so real ... so in-character and believable.

- We can cross this with the dballzposting cinematic universe and point out that Vegeta had boobs (for fashion purposes) for around 2 years and he got rid of them when Trunks was around 14 I think. That is to say, it wasn’t too long ago compared to this. And during that time Trunks and Vegeta didn’t really talk much or hang out much because Trunks was perturbed by the boob thing because no one ever bothered to explain it to him. So his relationship with his father took a hit. And now it’s being healed by maté time! :D 

- Trunks lying outside enjoying the sun enjoying maté time and his father just quietly manifests. Arms crossed. Standing out of Trunks’s peripheral. Catching the breeze in his hair. (ok this is baby’s first spanish so be gentle. Here I go.) “Qué tomás.” (I put an accent over the ‘a’ becasue I’m under the impression that you do that when conjugating in the vos form. I learned of this form only an hour ago so please correct me if I’m wrong / if it’s of minor importance...)

- I’ve been trying to answer this ask on and off for three hours now. ((editor’s note: as mentioned at the end of this post I am hitting post in the morning so that people will see it. But this post stole sleep from me last night))

-  "NENE, CEBAME UN MATE." Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

- THE IMAGE OF THEM DRINKING IT IN SILENCE..... I had the thought though that if Vegeta doesn’t know what it is or the custom about it then he could have very well expected his own cup. And when Trunks was like “No we gotta drink it together it’s how you do it” he could’ve assumed that Trunks was just fucking with him. And then I had the thought of Vegeta still insisting on his own cup and then the two of them sitting AT THE SAME TABLE but drinking maté in SEPARATE CUPS and I need you to please tell me if that would be so disturbing and jarring to see and definitely symbolic of a deeply disconnected relationship OR if it would be SOO PETTY and THE FUNNIEST VISUAL GAG EVER or if it would be yknow just not a big deal given the context. Or even maybe just a little funny. Let me know.

- Yeah maybe Trunks forgets about the boobs and about how Yamucha fucked his dad .. Maybe things go back to normal ...

- Bulma would definitely like maté. She drinks so much coffee on the original dragon ball. She loves bitter shit 

- This was such an important section:  “’SABES QUE NO ME GUSTA EL MATE SOS UN FORRO TRUNKS NO VENGO MAS A TU CASA DE MIERDA’ (’YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE MATÉ YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TRUNKS I'M NEVER COMING OVER TO YOUR SHITTY HOUSE AGAIN’ but its funnier knowing the insult ‘forro’ is also another word for condom) and he says so as he's turning on the playstation and sitting down on the couch so he has no intention of leaving but he wants trunks to know that he's being a bitch about his newfound love of maté and that he's deleting fortnite off his ps5 if he keeps this on”

I KNOW they have a ps5. And I didn’t recognize the verb “sos” so I spent like an hour (my computer is slow) googling it and reading what I could find and now I know about it & that’s why I put that accent on that “a” earlier and if that’s stupid you can tell me but if it’s good and fine and accurate then that’s thrilling too.

Why did you send this in today. I did not have the time for this today. It’s now been like 3 and a half hours. I didnt HAVE THIS TIME TONIGHT..!

- The way you went on about the picnics is so funny to me becasue you exclusively described them with pejorative adjectives like it’s just something you KNOW ABOUT and SEE but it’s not something that you DO but also you used to but it’s WHATEVER it’s just a THING that people DO in these huge ass parks like who CARES ugh. Adds character and makes the post shine. Really solidifies the tone

-  “and he's so happy about it like in his relaxed cool guy wannabe way but he's also like genuinely happy” SO HIM UGH. So him. I’ve seen it. On screen

- I CAN SEE GOTEN WANTING HIM TO EXPLODE HIM WITH HIS MIND ... IN MY OWN MIND... Hold on. 

ok i tried.

- “and trunks could make some tereré for goten i guess but it's not like he made it FOR HIM specifically while THINKING ABOUT HIM or thinking about what GOTEN would ENJOY or whatever, yknow? “ <- I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not. Maybe, like all great literature, it is up for interpretation. I think that he would make it and then not ever pass the mug to Goten and when Goten sheepishly tries to grab it, Trunks moves it away and is like “But you didn’t want any earlier! You didnt WANT social drink time!!” and Goten is like “That was A DIFFERENT DRINK..” and Trunks is like “Well how do you know!” and Goten is like “I watched you make it” and Trunks insists “You don’t know!”  and drinks it in front of him. You know 

- Goten didn’t HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST maté before, he did not like it but he wasnt BITTER about it or anything he wasnt that BIASED. He was just like “yeah no thanks I think that that shit is foul” yknow? Like he thought it was YUCKY and he couldn’t believe when people took to it so readily but it wasnt a big part of his personality or anything. But Trunks made it a thing. And now it’s a thing 

- Not my estadounidense ass typing alt+0233 on my keyboard every time to get that “é”

It is my bed time. I shall hit post on this tomorrow morning so that people have a chance to see it. Thanks for the shot of dopamine. I consider your asks to be a dense pill of vitamins. IDK maybe you do make a bunch of textposts and I just don’t know it. Feel free to @ me any time. My followers and more would love you I think 

[kuipersorbit]

politics dont work on dsmp like you think they do: a badly written analysis

ok ive been seeing posts about techno being ancap because he teamed with quackity and purpled so I thought Id write something out to get my thoughts out there. (not only those, those are just the ones that felt like a punch to the gut) nobodys gonna see this but none of my friends are into this fandom (understandably) that i can talk to so here we go!!!

warning, this is p long!! there are 3 sections:

Anarchy v. democracy (differences to real life)

tubbo v. schlatt: minecraft governments

specific types of posts that we hate to see/dont make sense

Anarchy v. democracy (differences to irl)

So the fact that there are differences from minecraft rp to irl is pretty obvious, but i still see people talking like its not so heres some points. I see a lot of people defend c!tubbo and lmanburg for making a government, but I dont think they see the imact of government (even democracy) on the dsmp because it works for countries irl. so here you go: theres like 20 active members on dsmp. only half are in lmanburg.

why does this matter? because (as techno has mentioned in a couple of streams) thats a very small amount of people. lmanburg as a country could operate as an equal nation, as they could all fit at one table to talk. literally. Imagine someone in your household or in your friendgroup declaring themselves president and then actually having the power to make laws and exile people. weird right? It doesnt matter if the friend is well-liked or elected, they still have the power to control everyone else with no repercussions. Technoblade and Philzas perspective is this: nobody here should be given the power, because it always changes them and turns sour fast. they advocate for anarchy, which sounds crazy and violent, but what they really want is the friend group to be back on equal terms.

compare this to united states politics and then you open up a completely different can of worms. Those who argue for a system to hold people accountable and to make a system for orderly mass change are still justified. principles of anarchy built for large nations are still valid, but MUCH easier to achieve on a small minecraft server

tubbo v. schlatt: minecraft governments

SO. lets talk about tubbos rule. he seems to have good intentions at first, and is definitely not as bad as schlatt, but things start to go badly as he realizes he can get away with more and more. say we give him a by for exiling tommy because he was manipulated. (even though a government allows those systems to happen IN THE FIRST PLACE).

Technos execution is the first glaring red flag of his presidency. you could say that he was doing it as revege for?? two withers?? but then quackitys speech and the existence of a hit list immediately counter that. IF the execution was for JUSTICE they would have let him have a TRIAL. thats why its called the JUSTICE system. They have a pre-built courthouse and everything!! Another example of tubbos presidency souring is the destruction of phils house. they kept a man who constantly moves around in house arrest for the crime of?? being friends with someone?? as well as break his windows and loot his chests, the very same thing he condemned tommy and ranboo for. (ranboo is not innocent either btw, i have a whole nother rant about why i lowkey cant stand ranboos character, but thats for later.)

Not to mention pressuring ranboo to hurt people he didnt have qualms with, continuing to force a no-armor rule despite residents having reason to be wary, and selectively choosing who to be in his "cabinet", pushing people like Niki, who have been there since the beginning, to the side for QUACKITY of all people who has a very scuffed moral compass.

What did schlatt do again? he raised taxes, especially for niki (one of the only things he is very much at fault for), broke trees and buildings, enforced borders, killed tubbo, and exiled two of his competitors. Personally, I'd say tubbo and schlatt are equally bad here, schlatt just seems worse because he made his intentions known.

specific types of posts that we hate to see

we as in me. i hate to see em. Political compasses??? ew. bad. dsmp has only 20 people and no economy. (quackity wants to make one to gain power, purpled made a unsucessful real estate buisness for laughs early on.) People associating the syndicate/anarhcy with violence and chaos?? NO. BAD. they just want the friend group to be equal again. they just want a system where they cant be betrayed, ignored, and stepped on for no reason.

-extra snowchester point because this gets on my nerves. the syndicate was not expecting tubbo to be there. they did not go in any buildings without permission. they were very upfront about their goals and suspicions. not once was violence threatened, even after learning about nukes. also do not try me with "but techno has withers!!" EVERYONE can get withers. withers are a nuisance but destroy land maybe 4-5 blocks deep.

TUBBO and MANY OTHER SERVER MEMBERS have stolen and walked on technos land and he did nothing. He SAW tubbo, knew about connor, etc. and he did nothing. If youre upset about techno stepping foot on tubbos land, be upset at tubbo for doing the same to techno first.

conclusion

anarchy in a server is just "hey can we not?? dictate the lives of out friends??" and governments of ANY KIND have hurt people on all occasions. this is not the same irl. please know the difference.

IF YOU READ ALL THIS: holy fuck. thank you. this is my first long textpost here, i dont expect to get any traction or anything, i just wanted to put my thoughts in order.

[icharchivist]

actually trying to actually post the textposts i’ve been having in my files for about a year now is really hitting home to me why i stopped and it’s mostly because i was feeling bad about posting compilation while for some troupes there were chara i didn’t make any textposts about at all

like, the fact my winter file is 90% Azuma and Hisoka (which says so much about me as a person it’s honestly pretty astonishing), and i’m lucky if i have one or two Guy, and i don’t even think i have much Tsumugi left outside of charas he played in plays.  Or the fact i genuinely don’t have a lot of Summer left and as it goes i have like, very little Tenma’s posts for example. Or for Autumn i’m missing out on Azami, Sakyo and Juza a lot. And for Spring it’s mostly Masumi i’m missing but i’m running out of Citron and Sakuya these days as well.

and it makes me feel bad because i don’t want to be playing favoritism with those compilations, but sometimes it’s just that some charas vibes more with the type of shitpost we see on tumblr than others, and i am inspired by different things.

So i think once i’ll be done with the crosstroupe selection tomorrow (yeah i just planned on posting a cycle of shitpost like i used to do), either i go back to silent or i’ll start posting the textposts not by troupe compilation anymore but just, random stuff. 

i’ll see how i do in the end bc perhaps i’ll just grow lazy about posting them, but, yeah. yeah...

[imagesbyele]

the theme I don’t know how to describe because it has too many things featured in it and it will take a year or 

aro-ace theme!

note that you are allowed to use the theme for whatever you want, change all colors, images (you want to make it a marvel thing? go for it! It’s personal and you want to use other flag colors? go pick those rainbow colors!), but my inspiration was, well, not having seen aro-ace themes before and wanting to make one. I didn’t upload background images but you have the option. Feel free to edit as you please, just don’t remove the credit or claim it’s yours!

as always in the source you’ll find the link to the post with static preview, code and instructions/extra credits.

theme is contained, responsive, super customizable. It’s free! But as always consider donating to my ko-fi as this was a lot <3  like or reblog if you use! (or just if you like it, if you want to!)

 this post will have: what you can edit from custom page, the widgets/scripts used with credits and some explanations. Asterisks * next to something will indicate that more about it will be said in the linked post. I’d apologize for the length but it’s due to how many things I added to the theme and that you should know about. 

now, what can you edit from your customization page:

-nearly every font and its color and size, so that if a font is by default bigger than others you can easily reduce the size. There is a select menu for the body font with all the fonts present in this blog, so you know what they are and can type the one you want for other eleents. I think I only left a couple to be edited from the editor, like your quotes posts if you reblog them a lot. This includes h2 as it’s what you use as ‘big font’ in your posts and h3 in case you want to personalize it and use it for something on purpose, as it has to be added to the html of the post.

-one of the new things:I used a gradient for the backgrounds of the big container, the sidebar and the posts container, but also of tumblr’s default music player (latter done initially following @octomoosey​‘s tutorial then messed with by me hence no album art).  See static preview posts. You can type the colors straight from the costomization page like this:

if you want one solid color you can just write, for example: black, black as it needs at least two. To bottom/To left/to top/to right change the direction. The only thing you need to edit from the html is if you want to go from linear-gradient (like you see in the sidebar) to radial-gradient (like in the big container which has green in the center and purple on the outside) and vice versa, if you want. 

-you can also upload background images of the sidebar, container and bigcontainer and select the optional blending with the colors, which can be none and you only see the images or something like screen or hard-color and check the results (bigcontainer as an overlay gif on Screen now)  -more typing: you can paste the symbol or the symbol code for the list items and the decorations around the post title, right now both being spades. *

-you can upload up to five background images if you enable the ‘changing background’ function otherwise only the first one counts. They will change when you refresh the page, thanks to @lmthemes​

-you can turn on and off the music box (player3 by @glenthemes​​ ), and if it’s enabled you can add two songs from the customization page (or go to the html editor and up it to four before it can get messy as it shows on hover), typing url, author, url of the album art, and song title. You already have We Are Golden by Mika as an example (takes a second to start due to the recording, watch out not to get scared if there is silence and then the first note)*

-optional searchbar in the sidebar with optional suggestions when you click on it (if you want them though you’ll need to go to the editor to type links and names, but you can turn it off and just keep the searchbar, like I said) also by glenthemes’ tutorials. 

-the separator between text posts image is also optional and if turned on, you can also turn on and off whether the image is the avatair/portrait of the person who made the post, with a link to the original if it’s a reblog, or if you want the image to be one you upload yourself, 50x50px and it should resize to fit in (also with a link, in this case to the post itself so you can open it from the top of the page). One is the toggle button ifshowtinyimage, and the other is ‘tinyimageisthesource’, if you turn that off you upload the image yourself. If you add a source to your posts, it will appear among the permalinks regardless.

more under read more!

-besides all normal colors and borders you can pick the color of the border/glow/shadow (call it as you want) of three different categories, or turn it off: the mainglow for big elements like containers and sidebar and sidebar images, the audios glow for players like spotify, regular one or soundcloud. Finally the images shadow when inside your posts. The latter is set on inherit because it means that if an image is also a link like your tiny-image it will be of the same color of your links and change on hover. That is something you can only change on the editor by searching for color:inherit and change it to what you want, if you don’t want to turn it off. 

-askbox colors have been changed with @eggdesign​‘s tricks! look for ask_form in the editor and try changing the number of filter there to see more effects. Also the askbox never shrink, a fix by @whateverhtml​ -pinned post has a little banner, styled like permalinks. 

-you can pick a color for top-info which are the date and notes. I left it empty because it automatically gets the default links color but you can pick it yourself. 

-turn on and off unnested captions looks for textposts and for all other posts (as people who use xkit to edit previous posts will get blockquotes anyway and may not like the final result) thanks to @annasthms​ code. -blockquotes are of alternating colors, by @bychloethemes​. You can obviously choose the same color if you want them to just have the one. You can also select the type of blockquote, if a solid line or dots or dashes.  -you can choose if your smaller sidebar image, sidebarimg2, is an image you’ll upload or if it’s your avatar/portrait by toggling it on and off. If you don’t want sidebar images and you don’t upload any, there are instructions on top of the html to delete the border so you only see the sidebar bg. (basically just delete their box-shadow) -speaking of which, your title will wrap around the second image like in the preview. If that doesn’t work for you you can try changing sizes and font or by going to the editor and changing the margin-top so it’s out of the sidebar image’s reach and can be a “straight line” again (in case it doesn’t fit and the long title is cut in the wrong place)

-you can turn on and off a copy link of the post button on the far left of your permalinks bar, so people can copy the permalink from dash - also by glenthemes.

-navigation links have two alternating colors, odd links right now are black, even links are white, and their hovers are the opposite of that. You can make them all of the same color, in which case you’ll need to look for .navilink a:hover and change the hover color for both. If you have custom pages and enable the link to show it will be automatically added. To change the cat icons just search for ‘cat’ and replace as pleased. To change the ask icon because maybe you don’t have them enabled look for ‘envelope’ with your ctrl + f. You can type urls and titles of navi links from the custom page, the first two are automatically home and ask, there are three more under the description. All icons from font-awesome have a black border so the white ones don’t disappear on light backgrounds, you can change that looking for .fas 

-you can select post-sizes: 400, 450, 500, 540. Whether the sidebar is next to the container or on top will depend on your post size and the screen width as at some point they may not fit. They always do fit on desktop though, and on screens that are smaller than 800px the sidebar is assumed to be on top and will have a max height of 300px (but you can scroll down). I couldn’t make the bigcontainer get bigger for giant screens as I can’t calculate the right size in which all post-sizes + sidebar will look good.

-lightboxes show images with a glow too. Speaking of which you get lightboxes as always, pxu photoset fix and video resizing fix all by @shythemes​ and with the bychloethemes fix. npf photosets fix by glenthemes. No href.li addition from tumblr when you add a link to a post by @magnusthemes​.

-soundcloud player is minimal and its play button is the same color of your permalinks icons thanks to shythemes tutorial. spotify is also minimal, instructions to change it are there. 

-tumblr controls are small and semi-transparent until you hover, also dark regardless, followed painthemes tutorial.

-chats are styled like imessages by ncrthlanes now deactivated, submit posts have at least the submitter’s url recognizable, reblogged asks also get a background for the answer as well as borders, link posts are styled as much as a link-post can be styled. 

-there are already links and similar things written to be an example in your customization page but in any case you get instructions in the editor and everything is divided in sections as much as possible. Also I’m here for any questions.