#truthorclifford

[morbidstuff2019]

Friendly reminder that I think you’re the mcfrickin coolest. That is all.

hi hello, i love one (1) woman and that is mason.

[ughmalum]

the soft winter glow from my dorm window is everything

[ghostsofhood]

I just wanted to match with the weather 🍁🍂🌧️

[mikeyreject]

🧡🖤🧡i graduated 🧡🖤🧡

[jxnjungkook]

@stateofirrelevancy and @truthorclifford are my favs 💕

@stateofirrelevancy @truthorclifford 💚

[applesauceluke]

Ya girl got into school !

[pearldouglas]

Blue hair, blue (hazel) eyes, I saw her 💙

[candescentcalum]

Old pics, but I was feelin them 🌸

[spidderboy]

HEY LOSER

MASON HIIII, ILY

If I’m one of your favorite blogs send me “hey loser”

[michaelsdumbtattoo]

Watch Stranger Things first!

3/0 Stranger Things so I guess that’s what I’m doing with my evening after work

[ghostsofhood]

My birthday got me all smiley and shit 😊🎉

[mikeyreject]

Well I miss your kicks I miss your lips I miss your kiss, already

[morbidstuff2019]

my dash is absolutely dead. do you have any blog recommendations?

hmmm @golden-luke @shirtlessash @juniorgunners @trulypeculiar @shortermfjxes @lesbianpersephone @truthorclifford @independentassbitch @mihcael5sos @angelbabylu @5sosnsfw @vulentines are all ppl i enjoy seeing on my dash a lot!!!

[roselukes]

A Very Hood Halloween - c.h.

Summary: Pumpkin carving with dad!Calum

Tag List: @qualitylu @pumpkincalum @plainwhiteluke @calum-hood @cashton-queen @blameiuke @irrevocablylukes @irwinkitten @wrappedaroundcal @astroashtonio @catchinqcalum @pumpkinsmashton @truthorclifford @calumh-excess @calumhampton @calumthomcs @hotmessmichael @lurhemmings @cashtonspicelatte @i-shipped-my-pants @allltimehemmo @toofadedtofight

Halloween in the Hood household was always an adventure. 6 year old Caden always wanted to be in charge of home decorations, his twin sister Camilla wanting to do all the baking, and little 3 year old Aubrielle hoarding every skeleton they owned in her room away from her interior designer brother. “Dad, Brie’s locking the skeletons in her closet again.” Caden whined, hugging Calum’s leg.

“I’ll go talk to her, keep hanging your bats.” Calum said, ruffling Caden’s dark curls. Caden sighed and walked back down the hallway, dragging a stringed bat behind him. Calum climbed the stairs two at a time and stood in the doorway of Aubrielle’s room, watching as she shoved another adult-sized skeleton into her closet. “Bug, what did we tell you about taking the skeletons?” Calum said. He was trying to be stern, but he couldn’t help the grin that found its way to his face.

“Mine!” Aubrielle yelled, slamming her closet door.

“Get over here.” Calum chuckled, crouching down. Aubrielle let out a squeal as she ran to Calum, jumping in his arms. A small gasp fell from her lips as she heard the front door open.

“Punkins!” Aubrielle giggled.

“I need some strong kiddos to help me with these pumpkins.” You called into the entryway. “And, I need a strong husband to get Caden’s generator from the trunk.” Calum smiled and walked down the stairs with Aubrielle in his arms.

“I’ve got one strong kiddo for ya.” Calum chuckled, setting Aubrielle down. Caden and Camilla came running down the hall, bats wrapped around Caden’s ankles and flour in Camilla’s hair.

“We’re here!” Caden grinned, his dimples matching his father’s. You smiled softly at them before leading everyone out to the car. Calum pulled the trunk open and grabbed the generator dragging it out.

“Caden, before you get your pumpkin, let’s get your witch blown up.” Calum said, bringing the generator over to the side of the house. Caden ran to the garage and grabbed the large inflatable witch, dragging it over to Calum. He watched, in awe, as Calum hooked the generator to the witch and switched it on, the witch coming to life.

“Mama, look!” Caden grinned, looking up at his witch.

“Wow, Caden, that looks amazing!” You smiled, the grin on your son’s face enough to make anyone’s day brighter. “Come on, let’s go out back and carve our pumpkins.”

“Daddy, help me!” Aubrielle said, holding her heavy pumpkin. Calum walked over to her and picked her up, holding her and her pumpkin.

“Stop doing that, you know what it does to me.” You said, looking at Calum as he held a 3 year old and a pumpkin without straining a muscle.

“My apologies, babe.” Calum chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to your cheek.You followed Calum as he lead the kids out to the back deck, setting Aubrielle and her pumpkin down. Caden and Camilla set their own pumpkins down and sat on the deck next to them. You and Calum helped them cut the tops off, before giving them scoops to get the guts out. Calum sat behind you, wrapping his arms around you as you scooped the guts out of your own pumpkin.

“Are you trying to Ghost with me with a pumpkin instead of pottery?” You laughed as Calum reached into your pumpkin to pull guts out.

“Dad! Caden threw guts at me!” Camilla whined.

“Throw some back.” Calum shrugged, looking at the twins. A smirk adorned Camilla’s small face as she grabbed a small handful of pumpkin guts, throwing them at her brother.

“Yay!” Aubrielle laughed, throwing guts up in the air.

“Look what you started.” You rolled your eyes, the smile on your face contradicting your body language.

“Maybe I’ll finish it.” Calum smirked, wiping pumpkin guts on your cheek.

“Calum!” You yelled, your laughter echoing through the trees in the yard. You squealed as he reached into the pumpkin again. “No!” You gasped, crawling away from him.

“Everyone get mummy.” Calum chuckled, throwing more guts at you. You screamed softly as your three children and your husband covered you in pumpkin guts.

“No, everyone get daddy!” You said, grabbing Aubrielle’s pumpkin to gather guts. Calum let out a loud laugh as the kids turned on him, throwing guts at him.

“Hey, I said get mum!” Calum laughed, shielding his face with his hands.

“Okay, okay, that’s enough throwing now. We need to get these pumpkins carved before dinner time.” You giggled, sitting back down on the deck.

“Can we have pumpkin pie for dinner?” Calum asked, looking at you.

“Do not encourage them.” You glared at Calum.

“Can we, mama?” Camilla asked, looking at you.

“We can have it for dessert, but we need to have real dinner first.” You said, holding Aubrielle’s pumpkin while she scraped the insides out.

“Mama, hold my pumpkin.” Caden pouted.

“You can do it, honey. You did it yourself last year. Brie’s too little, she needs the help.” You explained, continuing to hold Aubrielle’s pumpkin. Caden sighed and pulled the guts out of his pumpkin.

“I’m gonna make a ghosty on my pumpkin.” Camilla giggled, grabbing the stencil.

“I’m doin’ a cat!” Aubrielle squealed, grabbing the stencil.

“I was gonna do a cat.” Caden whined, throwing his scoop on the ground.

“Hey, you can still do a cat.” Calum said, scooting over to sit next to Caden.

“Not if Brie’s doing one.” Caden huffed.

“Why don’t you do Duke? You’re always drawing him in your sketch book.” Calum wondered.

“That’s too hard for a pumpkin.” Caden sighed. “It’s not the same.”

“Well, what’s something other spooky you like?” Calum asked, pulling Caden into his lap. “How about a skeleton?”

“No! I do skeleton!” Aubrielle yelled, throwing the cat stencil at Caden.

“There you go, you can do a cat.” Calum smiled, kissing Caden’s head.

“Thanks, dad.” Caden smiled softly. You smiled and watched as Calum helped Caden line up his stencil and trace the cat on his pumpkin. You stood up and took a picture of the kids and Calum working on their pumpkins, posting it on Twitter and Instagram:

“Nothing beats a Hood Halloween”

[pearldouglas]

I stole the moon, I made the stars align.

[trialnerror]

Hello Steph it is I, Allie, your friendly neighborhood Ash trash. My blurb request issssssss Ashton (surprise) dating a teacher!!!! I am currently drowning in lesson plans and behavior plans and cutting shit out and I just want ya boy to come help me and love me plz and TNX I LOVE YOUUU YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN

I LOVE YOU TOO YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN ❤️❤️❤️ This is also the longest blurb I’ve written so far because it was just way too cute to make short lol. Hope you love it!!

You loved your job. That’s what you told yourself every morning when you stepped foot into the kindergarten class that you taught. Being a teacher had always been a dream of yours, and you finally got the opportunity, thanks to your family members being teachers as well. Teaching alone was rewarding, but teaching kindergarteners was the most fulfilling job anyone could ask for. It taught you patience and compassion but most of all, it prepared you for your future when you would have your own kids. Taking out your lesson plan for the day, the kids all ran in, giving your legs a hug as they greeted you for the morning.

“Alright little monkeys! Time for attendance!” you called, grabbing their attention as you stood in front of the small crowd that was seated at your feet. Calling each name and making sure everyone was there that day, you began the day with storytime. You had always loved reading to the kids, hopeful to do it to your own some day. Your boyfriend, Ashton was very aware of your want for kids, and he was more than happy to make your wish come true, but due to your job and his already busy schedule with touring and writing in the studio on his time off, you both decided that it was best to wait until later in your relationship, when things had settled down more.

He had never been to your class, but every day you had a new story for him, which made him want to see how well you truly were with the rowdy kids. Today though, he got his chance. Making his way into the kitchen of your shared home, he noticed your bag that you had packed for lunch that day, the very bag that you forgot as you rushed out of the house, due to oversleeping. Grabbing it, he got into his car and made his way to your school, before going to the studio to work himself.

Walking into the school, he signed in with the office, and made his way to your classroom, hoping not to disturb you or the kids. Knocking on the open door, you turned your attention to Ashton, smiling when you saw him and noticing the lunch bag that he held. All the kids suddenly turned to him as well, whispering and staring in awe at the tall giant at their door.

“Hey, you forgot your lunch at home” he smiled shyly, looking at your class and walking in to place your bag on your desk.

“Thank you, you’re a lifesaver” you smiled, getting up and kissing him on the cheek. This earned a unanimous “eww” from your students as they giggled at the small act of affection in front of them. “Class say hello to Mr. Ashton” you told them, teaching them to be more polite to your boyfriend. “Hello Mr. Ashton” they all called out, earning a smile from not only himself, but you as well.

“Hey kids” he waved back. “I’ll let you get back to it then baby, I’ll see you at home.”

“Miss!” one of the little girls called out, grabbing your attention. “Can Mr. Ashton stay for playtime?”

“Only if you guys want” you responded, looking over to your boyfriend, knowing that he would be a sucker for your class.

“Sure” he smiled, making his way over to one of the tiny chairs and sitting down, making all of the kids giggle at how big he looked in comparison to the small pieces of furniture that occupied your classroom. Once playtime came around, both you and your boyfriend were fully engrossed in playing with the kids, knowing that your dream of starting a family would definitely come a lot sooner than later.

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