#trumperdink

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

........our president literally said the continental army, in 1776, took over the airports.

I am losing my mind laughing because if I don’t I will probably start crying.

[justhere4coffee]

"...at LEAST they immediately followed it up..."

Bold to assume his sycophants hadn't already turned it off 'cause their glorious leader had stopped given them their orders. If you're gonna debunk this kind of prick, you have to do it as they go, lie by lie, alternative fact after alternative fact. Don't move on until each one has been explained and disproven.

CNN hosted a Trump rally. 🤮

[moiracolleenodell]

He doesn’t think he’s harmed anyone

I'm going to post a photo.  Please share the hell out of it.  This guy, Chad Thorburn, is the one who started the largest fire in Nova Scotia history.  Apparently, he doesn't think he has harmed anyone.

[leeshajoy]

I might be joining in the push to wish suffering on the Donald if I thought that suffering would in any way improve his policies, his worldview, or his personality. It won't. Compassion is wasted on Trump, but so is contempt.

[darkshrimpemotions]

At this point I would take three scruffy British children who walked out of a closet over our current president. God's fursona wouldn't even have to order me to, I'd beg them to take over.

[moiracolleenodell]

I legitimately know people who would put themselves into massive debt to buy these if they didn’t have pressing financial responsibilities to their families to consider.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of suckers

Internet scammers are reportedly pushing “Trump Bucks” online which display pictures of the former president and promise MAGA supporters big profits. John Amann told NBC News he bought $2,200 worth of Trump Bucks only to discover they are worthless when he tried to cash them in. He is now warning other Trump supporters not to fall for the scam.

NBC identified Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots as the companies behind Trump Bucks and found at least a dozen people like Amann who invested thousands of dollars after watching the misleading pitches on Telegram that suggested Trump was endorsing the products.

Invest in a TRB membership card “issued by Donald Trump,” the ads from Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots claim, and the purchaser who spent, say, $99.99 on a “$10,000 Diamond Trump Bucks” bill will be able to cash it in for $10,000 at major banks and retailers like Walmart, Costco and Home Depot.

“TRB system membership cards are official cards issued by Donald Trump to allow Trump Bucks holders to use Trump Bucks as legal tender and deposit them in banks such as JP Morgan Chase, the Bank of America and Wells Fargo,” a narrator identified only as “John” that appears to be a computer-generated voice says in one YouTube ad just moments after cautioning viewers that “Trump Bucks are not legal tender.”

It’s a get-rich-quick scam that is catnip to a certain kind of Trump supporter — including QAnon believers and others who believe the former president is the only solution to America’s problems.

👉🏿 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-bucks-promise-wealth-maga-loyalty-lose-thousands-rcna84965

[beckysioux]

“Bye bye boys!” “Have fun storming the castle.” “Think it’ll work?” “It would take a miracle.” “Buh-bye!” #20200913 #257of366daysof2020 #PrincessBrideReunion #trumperdink https://www.instagram.com/p/CFGcAJGH0of/?igshid=ejbthh8tom4r

[cruorcordis]

Just please go bc we, the rest of the world, cant but we WILL be forced to live with the undoubtedly vast and bad consequences if you end up making trumperdink your president.

Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

[ruffboijuliaburnsides]

y’all, either Trumperdink’s senility acted up and he forgot the name of Arizona, or he’s an idiot who doesn’t realize that New Mexico is part of the US (despite wanting to win it???), because he literally just said we’re building the wall in Colorado.

[moiracolleenodell]

This could kill two expensive birds with one tombstone, you know

So they say ol' Liz II's burial expenses are likely to come in at over six billion pounds. You know, I can't help but think that Trump would be willing to sell the UK a nice, cozy plot alongside Ivana on his golf course for a lot less. And then, when her grave eventually subsides, they could make a sand trap out of her.

Or they could give her a really elaborate burial complex that doubles as a minigolf course to recoup some of the expenses. You know Trump would go for that, and I bet the Tories would too. Charles could even reduce the cost of his coronation by ritually golfing his mother's grave with his grandkids instead of having a grand, stately affair.

The only problem is what happens if he doesn't come in under par. I feel like that would be a slightly bad omen somehow.

[patrickat]

Peoples are like, "X, Y and Z happening and THIS is what the President is tweeting about?" As if the problem is the topic, not the fact that he's tweeting (and golfing) instead of governing.

[bagelswrites]

The other night I had a dream that the Secret Service changed 45's codename from "Eagle 1" to "The Turkey" and agents began gobbling under their breath whenever he entered the room and then convincingly denying it whenever confronted and President Tiny Hands is not one to lose face, as you know, so he blustered around telling his hostages staff that Benjamin Franklin believed the turkey to be a courageous and respectable bird and thought it was much better than the carrion-eating eagle anyway, so really this wasn’t an insult at all, and while I woke up laughing at the idea of besuited and armed men in sunglasses heckling His High Unholy Orangeness, I also had to wonder if he actually has any idea who Benjamin Franklin was....

[catblog-weatherwax]

Here's an idea...

My roommate and i just decided that all politicians should have to publish a bibliography/works cited before (unless it's unscheduled, and then publish after) every speech and interview.

[roguefacts]

So tell me more about this "medical expense burden"

[justhere4coffee]

How have I not heard of these guys before now? There’s a viral Facebook post where someone’s rewritten Bohemian Rhapsody to fit the current state of chaos in the Drumpf administration, and this was in one of the replies... Gonna have to watch their entire stream now!

[moiracolleenodell]

Sadly, not all the MAGAts are Boomers; I have cousins in their thirties and younger who solemnly agreed with my father when he likened Trump’s election loss to the execution of John the Baptist. (Please don’t ask me what that means; I speak an entirely different dialect of crazy and have no idea.)