#true cedars

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Luz: Of course I accept you for being trans, but I will be sad to see you go.

Hunter: Huh?

Luz: *leans in* It’s a five year journey to Jupiter and you are overdue an appointment to get more stupider.

Hunter:…

Hunter: HUH?

[charm-u-laterarchive]

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My Carrd Has My DNI And Other Info!! Find It In My Pinned ♡

[athena-xox]

Changing the characters featured in each special without doing any research (it’s been like 2 weeks since I’ve proper watched eah).

True hearts day - chefs kiss it’s perfect

Thronecoming - I like the characters with their side plots but specifically for those going into the storybook of legends I would change blondie and cedar. Blondie would be at the game, it makes no sense why she was there (unless she followed them but she would have to be covering the game anyways so??) and cedar because I feel like they either should have focused more on her being able to lie or just cut her. I would replace them with 1 kitty because she could cover both the plot points that blondie n cedar bring (aka finding out where to go and how to get in) because I think definitely smth could be worked out with her going into the in between. And then I’m in between Ginger and Holly for the 8th girl. I feel like Ginger just because she’s important for spring unsprung so it would make sense to meet her earlier, but also then the focus would be less on raven + briars horrible destinies and on gingers. And I think that Hollys destiny makes a lot of sense for a quick little montage but then that brings the question on if it should be poppy instead or if the sbol they go into is a fake or not.

Spring unsprung - for the girls who get outfits from Lizzie I’m not going to switch them for Maddie and Kitty even tho it would make sense for Lizzie to make the outfits for them (but then again I’m pretty sure the og queen of hearts doesn’t even know who the Cheshire Cat + Mad Hatter r) so the only one I’ll switch is Holly. Just because I didn’t commit to her for the thronecoming arc and so I feel like she doesn’t really need to be there. I would switch her for Farrah (ik she didn’t exist yet but do I look like I give a fuck?) because in the diaries her cedar and Lizzie design together. And briar and cerise can stay because they’re featured and they are like main characters. The others in this special make sense tbh

Way Too Wonderland - ok yeah it makes sense for the 6 girls. The 3 wonderlandians who left pre curse that makes sense. Briar who is literally the catalyst for all these events. And the two main characters. If I could add someone I’d add cerise because her parents got married in wonderland, which could create an interesting plotline, and after spring unsprung her character was kinda discarded which is too bad. The others (the charmings + bunny and Alistair can stay too). Mm honestly I’d remove faybelle. It makes sense for her to be there just to establish her character before dragon games + epic winter but she wasn’t needed. Honestly could switch cerise with her.

Dragon Games - now here’s where I start to actually dislike the line up not just in a nitpicky way. Okay so off the top of my head the ones who compete in the dragons games are Melody, Lizzie, Poppy, Darling, Holly, Apple, Ashlynn, Maddie and Raven. I’m sorry what?! No briar?! Or cerise?! Immediately cutting Lizzie and Melody for those two. And I feel like Ashlynn could be replaced by Jillian, Cupid, Ramona or Nina. And then for those who go to the forest originally are Raven, Darling, Maddie, Ashlynn, Poppy, and Holly. Definitely adding Briar because that just makes this so much more interesting / briar’s rebel arc could have happened!! I’d either just add her to the existing group or if cut the O’Hair twins and also add cerise because cerise is close friends with raven and is seen with darling lots.

Epic Winter - so if you know me yk were cutting rosabella. I’m very tempted to just add Lizzie but we will resist the temptation. I’ll definitely be changing this one a lot. So the crew is Briar, Faybelle, Ashlynn, Blondie, Rosabella, Daring and Crystal. Cutting Blondie & Daring and adding Poppy and Duchess. Okay that might not look like a big change but im changing who gets which arc. Those with flowers are now Briar, Rosa, Poppy and Crystal. Ashlynn is just there because she’s friends with Crystal not because of the flower. Faybelle is there for the same reason. Rosabella is just there because of her flower, of course she becomes friends and stuff but the whole ‘I can fix him’ thing is gone. Instead this is poppy and duchess. Whether or not it’s seen as a ship or friendship Duchess is the one who needs redemption not Daring. Also I just found the blondie wanting a real story arc to be stupid

Forest Fest - I forgot this is considered a special? Is it considered a special? Anyways I think it’s fine I found it annoying how raven and dex had to be the ones to save the girls it could literally be anyone else. I found Poppy kinda a random choice for blondie to take, like just for the hair?? Maybe Ginger instead because she also has a show and they could be going together.

Tbh I want to make another post with in depth analysis

[gumjester]

whether or not i would fight the following eah students

im drunk and found this in my notes from 2021. 😭 I NO LONGER STAND BY SOME OF THESE OPINIONS. but most i do. a semantic sequel to this post

Raven Queen: no. hasn't she already been through enough? also i'd definitely lose

Apple White: yes. god yes. it would be so funny

Briar Beauty: maybe while drunk, but something tells me it would be a very bad idea

Ashlynn Ella: no. god, how depressing would that be? though maybe she'd have a chance if she went at me with a stiletto

Hunter Huntsman: yes, because it would be funny to see how he would try to avoid killing me instantly

Cedar Wood: no. what's the point? it's like trying to kick the shit out of a really polite coffee table

Cerise Hood: MAYBE IF I WAS FEELING REALLY MEAN. it would be funny in a similar manner to hunter, but with the added tension of me constantly going for the hood. i know ur shit cerise. don't play w me

Blondie Lockes: i consider fighting blondie lockes one of my primary life goals. i will curbstomp that bitch in the middle of her own livestream

Sparrow Hood: 100%, mostly for public spectacle. idk if i would win but I'm sure we'd have a wonderful time. unless he has his guitar on him because he would defo play dirty and just start swinging it like a mace

Duchess Swan: no thank you. ballerinas are strong and duchess stores anger like nutrition for the winter. she would break my neck

Darling Charming: i don't think so. depending where she is on public knowledge of her secret she'd either purposefully lose or just wipe the floor with me. awkward all round

Dexter Charming: maybe, because i think if he gave it a proper go he'd win and i feel like that would be good for his self esteem

Daring Charming: yes, because i know i'd win if i straight away went for his face. bust his lip open. it would humble him

Lizzie Hearts: no ma'am. maybe i'd fare better in hand to hand combat but i can't imagine she'd keep any less than four knives on her person and lizzie is not the type to hold back. im heading straight to hospital

Kitty Cheshire: no. it would be humiliating. i can't see how i'd even get a hit in

Maddie Hatter: absolutely not. i have no qualms with her whatsoever, also she'd definitely kill me by accident

Alistair Wonderland: sure, why not. i want to see what all that time in apocalyptic wonderland has taught him, and whether it cancels out his status as a fucking nerd

Bunny Blanc: no, because i don't want to go to jail for homicide. she is a 5 foot nothing rabbit who can barely stand up by herself. she'd die if i poked her with a toothpick

Chase Redford: NO. if he didn't want to fight he'd just silently let me hit him for like an hour, and if he was About It then he'd instantly fucking annihilate me. just leave the boy alone

Courtly Jester: I KNOW I'D LOSE BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. I HAVE TO FIGHT HER. i might even have a chance if she wasn't allowed to pirate any dark magic

Humphrey Dumpty: i feel cruel for even thinking about this. he's a skinny gamer with a physical predisposition for getting hit. it would be like shooting fish in the most depressing barrel

Hopper Croakington II: NO. HE IS MY FUCKING BOY AND I'LL PROTECT HIM WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE. also i could just flirt and then stamp on the frog

Faybelle Thorn: yeah sure. this may sound egotistical but i'm pretty sure i could win if magic wasn't involved

Crystal Winter: yes. the bitch would trip over her own shoelaces and knock herself out

[blackbirdsnonsense]

She's just a normal girl. NORMAL GIRL!!

[bonefall]

how do thistle law supporters feel about foundling kits? considering they don’t like half-clanners and former outsiders, i’m wondering if they’d take in abandoned kittens or not considering they don’t particularly care for the queen’s rights amendment. like, would they give them to another clan, ignore them, or something else?

Under an institution like TigerClan, they would be put to the claw. A foundling is a future rogue. Every metastasis of Thistle Law is unique and different but they would never be on the same level as stolen kits.

The Clanmew word for a Stolen Kit is "Kurrnia," Honor Child, so I'm going to use this term

A Kurrnia is one that is rightfully won through conquest, FROM another Clan. They are still Clanborn, still have Warrior Blood. The idea here is that fighting over them and winning them makes this transfer legitimate. Might Makes Right.

So there could have been a timeline where Stormpaw and Featherpaw would be kurrnia and not halfclan in the eyes of a Thistle Law supporter-- if Crookedstar had gone ahead with the raid, and if Graystripe hadn't "ruined" the children by coming to RiverClan.

During the Crusades, some kits were taken as kurrnia from Chelford. Unfortunately though, they DO get discriminated against. They aren't Clanborn, don't have the ancient blood of the founders. They are seen as inferior to those earned through "honorable conquest."

But Kitten Stealing is a DEAD tradition, so heinous that only Thistle Law supporters consider it. The idea disgusts most Clan cats. But, it's a tradition that puts the modern understanding of Foundlings into perspective.

[fruity-phrog]

I need Trent to slip up and tell the coaches about Colin for the simple idea of, when he explains how he knew, for Ted to say “Well, it was an honest mistake - like you calling me straight.” And all the coaches just get back to work because they knew but Trent is just like “Excuse me WHAT THE SHIT-”

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Sirius, walking into Regulus’ room: The cedar planks out behind the house, are they being used for something, or are they up for grabs?

Regulus: How do you know it’s cedar?

Sirius, shrugging: I bought a cologne once in Japan that’s supposed to smell like the aftermath of a car crashing into a cedar tree.

Regulus: Why would anyone want to smell like that?

Sirius: Hm?

Regulus, rolling his eyes: You know what, never mind. The cedar is yours.

[cedarspiced]

ok thinking about it. having a shitty ex that happens to be a fictive is kinda funny in hindsight. yeah that's my ex, Sonic the Hedgehog. he gaslit me so much that i still really struggle to trust my own emotions. and also he makes a MEAN chilli dog

[epoch-smog]

[luc-elementix]

Raven Queen’s dress from “Rebel’s Got Talent”

@dollsforthearchive shared new pictures of an Ever After High dress on Instagram...

As you can see, this dress is the one Raven Queen wears at the end of the webisode “Rebel’s Got Talent”...

Did you know what that means? That we could have had a Raven Queen doll with the outfit she wears into this webisode... 

But that we could also have had Apple White, Cedar Wood and Briar Beauty with their clothes from the webside “The Beautiful Truth”...

And especially... C.A. CUPID TRUE HEARTS DAY!!!!!  ♥ ♥ ♥

(Seriously Mattel, why didn’t you release this cute angel?!) T-T

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Okay no joke, I generally forgot the Ever After High doll diaries confirmed the next Blue Fairy was basically fucking dead and at the end of her diary, Farrah flies off to find Cedar, determined to help her in the late Blue Fairy's place.

[athena-xox]

Lowkey pissed at Cupid in true hearts day for what she did to cedar.

Like she could have just brought cedar with her and not told her.

Instead she had cedar miss like the whole dance so she could what? Get duchess in trouble?

[thecurlyfritree-art]

POV: Cedar trying to find the true hearts day dance

[blackbirdsnonsense]

This has been a stupid idea in my head since I saw True Heart's Day & I just finally had to get it out!

[cedarboots]

cutting my embroidery thread with my pocketknife to demonstrate my masculinity