#true besties/worsties

[cherrytraveller]

he's gonna fold his obnoxious ass like a lawn chair.

Leon of MNMC by @mutantninjamidlifecrisis

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[sunflowerius]

rip Aaron Minyard you would have loved House MD (he would have loved your murder indictment)

[thorinoakenbutt]

Trying to really quickly wrap up my current DAI run before Veilguard comes out and I'm in Trespasser being full of my feelings about all of these characters

Varric gifting Revas a title and estate in Kirkwall because he's always tried to look out for his friends, Varric drafting up an alliance with Wycome to give Clan Lavellan political sway (Revas could have kissed him lmao)

Dorian dreading telling Revas he's leaving, telling others first, and Revas being SO HURT AND ANGRY but then oh shit. His father's dead. The anger leaving him just like that, and all he can do is be supportive because this is something Dorian needs to do. On his own, as much as that hurts, but it's so much bigger than both of their feelings. And they always knew their respective cultures and duties would eventually pull them apart, right? At least they make the commitment to 'always be an us'

In a way, Revas would be relieved he wasn't the one who would have to broach the subject. He planned to agree to disband the Inquisition, planned to go to his people and resume his role as their First and eventual Keeper. He'd have certain responsibilities that Dorian would not be able to be part of, so this way is better, right?

[usarii]

rules: tag (9) people you want to know better and or catch up with, then answer these questions below!

tagged by @lothricz ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

four ships:

ANDREIL

solkat

mamousa

inuokko

last song: I’m gonna win - Tallyhall

currently reading: Sandman by Neil Gaiman

last movie: Three colors: Red. Girlies i did nawt enjoy this movie... godspeed... it was pretty tho.

craving: some eggplant parm rn with tons of cheese and really good crispy breading

tagging: @artimateria @mushroom--soup @byrons @seedling-lotus @cereza-bat @yoshitakas @captain-cupcake @chvberrie @luigj

[nicawlette]

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 .

@nobully asked: 39﹕ sender is caught following receiver .

Does he think she's a fucking idiot or something, or did nearly drowning and getting shot at permanently kill off his most valuable brain cells? She was content to let this play out, curious to see just what it was he intended to do, yet after about 15 minutes without clear initiative, Nicolette is fed up. Her phone goes into her pocket, no longer necessary to pretend she hadn't immediately noticed she was being followed by her new favorite stalker— seriously, after everything they'd been through, did he really think her instincts and observation skills so weak? Or was this simply his idea of fun?

Wouldn't be surprised!

Stopping dead in her tracks, thin heels give an audible clack as she whirls around to confront Wang Yi head on. Though certainly a tad annoyed by his sneaky tactics, most of it is an act just to be obnoxious. ❝ Goodness, have you fallen in love with me or something? Was I so INCREDIBLE that you decided to start stalking me? ❞

Scarred hands lift to lay against her chest where her heart is, expression defiant. ❝ I'll have you know I had a very ROUGH recovery after that shitshow— what the Hell are you doing lurking around me like a damn creep, Yi-yi ? ❞

[dontaskchaosandco]

you could admit to murder on social media and someone would still be like "so true bestie" or "so untrue worstie"

[crimsonalchemistress]

Don't know why I'm getting NaruIno brain rot but I am

I'm not complaining, it just is what it is

[malwaredykes]

well. here she is. miss Leigh Stasik.

trans woman. stubborn, incorrigible, eccentric. communist; she has leftist in-fighting with herself on the regular. a cannibal; she has no moral qualms about this, and its both a bit of a spiritual thing and a bit of a pragmatic thing. medic (not a doctor. no medical license). she knows for sure she had some kind of significant personality change from being shot in the head, but she doesn't remember what she was like exactly before it happened, it all became this kind of distant memory soup. shes originally from west new cali, but she grew very attached to the mojave. and has a lot of contempt for the ncr. She Will Serve Crack Before She Serves This Country. thank god the army discriminates against transsexuals etc. zero tolerance for the legion, obviously.

she firmly believes she is not nice, or kind, or compassionate, but instead her actions and her general sense of justice stem from her simply doing whats the most logical and objectively beneficial. it may be true to some extent, but she might also have a wee bit of ocd of the "i am a horrible person whos at all times like 2 seconds away from committing atrocities" variety.

shes a SCIENTIST. unofficially. she doesnt have a degree nor a chosen field of study. she makes her own hrt and other mysterious concoctions, including designer chems. which she claims she ingests injects etc not for recreational purposes, but to Enhance Her Powers And Possibilities. she reads old world books about psychology so she can manipulate people better. and makes weird contraptions and doohickeys while high. shes a HACKER of course and hacks terminals and systems for fun and just to see if she can.

her stats are out there due to implants and intense training, originally they were rather average. in-game she wears combat armor mk 2, but i see her having spruced it up like this. her main weapon is the ycs/186, the unique gauss rifle, but before that she used a modded plasma pistol. which she very much enjoyed the silly appearance of. because it was so small and with so much shit tacked on and she could just hold it in one hand like a mutated revolver like Hands up motherfucker bang bang bang lol. her melee weapon of choice is the machete gladius, but she's been training to be able to wield a thermic lance.

in my head the trajectory of her actions and the fate of the mojave that follows is different from what you can do with the game, because leigh could only go for The Secret Leftist Route Which Was Supposed To Be In The Game But We Were Robbed Of It.

boone was the first friend she made after leaving goodsprings and their relationship is particularly notable. they are Comrades, Siblings-In-Arms, Worsties (like besties but fucked up). theyve seen each other at their worst. they annoy each other on purpose. theyve had serious ideological clashes with each other and some ways in which boone perceives the world drive leigh absolutely nuts. they're ride or die for each other. theyre the kind of comfortable around each other where she'll be on the toilet and smoking a cig with the door open and talking to him, while he's naked sitting on the floor removing stitches from his leg. she's done surgery without anesthesia on him. he's projectile vomited blood on her from being poisoned by cazadores. she strongly encourages him to become a traitor to the ncr and to take part in the revolution and the formation of the new independent mojave alliance. somehow, it works on him in the end. shamefully they kinda like snuggling... boone bro come to bed man its nighty night man its beddy bye time.

shes in love with lily bowen. i havent decided yet whether she actually makes a move. but she thinks lily is sooooo dreamy. and shes right. if you dont think the enormous 203 year old blue mutant woman is dreamy thats your problem. outta her way

[ionozoned]

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUBS???" She repeated in disbelief, furiously pulling at hew own pigtails. Either they were lying, or, even worse- "I can't believe I got hacked by some noob who doesn't even have a single sub!!!" She threw her arms up in despair before oversized sleeves flopping disappointedly back to her side as her head hung in dramatized shame. The little Magnemites attached to her head whirred in shared disappointment. This felt like the biggest blow to her career ever.

"I FOR SURE don't believe you like at all, but fine, geeksquad." She sounded like she was going to cry despite there being absolutely no sign of watery eyes or any other indicator that she was nearly upset enough to start bawling. She rose a sleeve to wipe away nonexistent snot in an attempt to complete the act.

"Let's say you DIDN'T hack me. You COULD though, right? And since I have LOADS of subs and you have NONE, even if you didn't, people would totes believe me over you if I called you out. You would get canceled SO FAST. Like, in real life." Throughout the course of her monologue she seemed to have completely abandoned the fake crying. "So howsabout we make a deal, kk? If you make my channel completely hacker proof, I'll treat this whole thing like it's whatevs- no big deal- like nothing ever happened. Nulla! Rien! Nada! Capeesh?" Expert negotiator. This plan could never fail.

@ionozoned found a hacker!!: "YYYYYOU!!! I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU, YKNOW!!!" Kind of. Vaguely. She didn't know many details in full. All she knew is that this kid was pretty good with tech, which was enough to make Iono hella suspicious. Penny totally seemed like the type of person who would hack her channel!!! They were all shy and introverted, and whatever, and that was like, CLASSIC hacker behaviour! And everyone else loved her too much to do that to her! Sure she had some haters, but it was in the "i love to hate you" kind of way, right? She was pretty sure!! So obviously, Penny had to be the culprit. "WHY'D YOU DO IT, HUH??? WHAT'D I EVER DO TO YOU, ANYWAY! I BET YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE MORE SUBS THAN YOU!!!" She really was not being clear about what she was accusing Penny of. Maybe she should specify so her accusation had more weight to it. "LET ME BACK INTO MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!!! NO ONE hacks the Iono Zone and gets away scot-free!!! And when I'm back in you are SOOOOOO GETTING IP BANNED!!!"

Penny nearly jumped out of their skin when they were rapidly approached by a yellow jacketed land shark with trans pride Magnemite's stuck to her head. On instinct Penny lurches back raising their hands to either start fighting back or to more likely cover their face from attacks. That is until they realize who exactly has approached. The jump scare of a moment had at first blinded them to the realization but taking a moment to look and listen Penny quickly realized the person yelling at them was none other then, Iono. THE Iono, the child actress everyone had loved, the most popular streamer in Paldea, one of Penny's favored gamers. The streamer Penny had hacked not so long ago with a 12 hour loop of Daft Punk's Pee is Stored in the Balls... Fuck they were caught.

"... I don't have any subs..." A rather futile rebuttal but also the truth. They didn't have any platforms for subscribers even their public socials were set to private so only friends could add them. They were rather comfortable being unknown online. They finally feel their back bone returning enough for them to lie. Stepping forward just a little, not lowering their lightly clenched fists. "I-I have no idea what you're talking about! I didn't do anything!" Not to mention that even if Iono blocked that IP Penny could just come back with another.

[lotus-pear]

Chuuvia besties clorinzai worsties

so true tumblr user evilkaeya sry for the infinitely late response i had to draw their first meeting in my head

dazai would make sure to be on his best behavior around chlorinde bc she could fold his ass in a second

[mylemonginger]

While it's so true that Kayne Malevolent and Bill Cipher would absolutely be besties/worsties, I haven't come across any speculation of the absolute shitstorm that would be Bill and the King in Yellow interacting.

Petty fighting over who is copying whose schtick

The KiY having zero patience with Bill's needling, never in the mood for Bill's constructive criticism for how to torture mortals in a more exciting way

Bill sizing him up saying, "WHAT'S A KING IN YELLOW TO A GOD IN YELLOW?"

Neither are capable of truly damaging each other but Bill is at risk of being bored to death and the KiY has zero patience for his shit

John is probably wary of him. Arthur recognizes his conman bullshit probably, and also has had enough experience with dream demons and deals.

[bitchalotl]

Aha: So true bestie🔥💯🗣

Nanook: We are not friends -_-

Aha: So true worstie🔥💯🗣

[saiiboat]

behold. the poly fuga au relationship chart that i have spent way too long on. transcription under the cut because wow thats a lot of small text

cell and felps' background and dynamic inspired by @wsdanon's hcs!

from left to right,

Pac and Mike: soulmates. childhood friends. mike has to look after pac and pac trusts mike to look after him. pac takes cues from Mike in most situations; this was true in their childhoods and carries on into their dynamic in the prison and their relationship with cell. pac trusts mike 100% to stop either him or cell if they decide to like. stab each other or something. they've been through it all together and their experience in prison has only brought them closer. When they escape and find a place to call home, it doesn't take long (a week maybe) for the small kitchen counter to be made into a lab in the kitchen table to be made into a workbench. they work in tandem and are never far apart. while there is a lot of mutual guilt (mike getting pac into this mess and pac attempting to sell mike out), felps helps them work through it and they come out stronger on the other side with not only more faith in themselves as a duo, but also in themselves as individuals. they tend to blast music way too loud as they work often forgetting less pressing or time sensitive projects in favor of bad dancing and even worth singing. It's this that evolves into karaoke night.

Mike and Felps: at first, in alcatraz, mike only knows felps as the guard that cell keeps in his pocket and has blackmail on. after the escape any theyre settled down and felps finds them and sticks around, mike is mainly curious why felps came back after he was used by them and cell. it doesn't take much prodding for felps to reveal how he knows cell and why he became a guard in the first place. while mike doesn't totally understand felps and cell's relationship, he's at least glad to see it heal. they eventually become very comfortable in eachother's space, feeling completely at ease with one another. they're frequent confidants and enjoy casual displays of intimacy with eachother. one of mike's favourite things to do for felps is to stand behind him and guide felps' hands as he teaches him something mechanical. felps originally falls a little-bit a lot-a-bit in love with mike after getting to know him (though pac is what brings them together at first, their mutual enjoyment of eachothers company brings them closer), and while mike doesn't reciprocate romantically, theyre both perfectly happy with their situation. they dont make out or kiss on the lips, but they are both very happy to kiss eachothers faces, hands, or any other exposed skin. they fucking kick ass at karaoke and get very serious about the whole thing together.

Mike and Cell: Acts as a balance for pac and cell. pac will let cell do literally anything to him and they both know that mike will stop them before they do anything they'll actually regret. it takes a while but mike eventually ends up trusting cell implicitly, more so than anyone else does. Mike may think cell is creepy and gross but cell is their creepy and gross. cell on the other hand would kill for Mike like a cat would drop a dead bird on your bed. he's pac and mike's protector. their benefactor. he's the hound that gave Mike the controller to his shock collar. after Alcatraz and they're allowed to be actual people, they have the chance to grow extremely fond of one another, and are often found over an enigma or piece of tech, providing entirely unhelpful comments about whichever the other is trying to complete. worsties. besties. they watch bad movies together and laugh and throw popcorn at the screen

Pac and Felps: while felps and pac dont interact much in alcatraz due to being on opposing sides of cell's favour, felps does start to carry a small flame for pac that doesn't have time to bloom before the other 4 escape and felps is left behind to leave on his own. after felps finds cell again (saintly intuition), his world brightens up even more when he discovers that pac lives here too. while sharing a livingspace and with the other 4 already in an established relationship, it doesn't take much for pac and felps to come together, too. felps' introduction to the polycule is what balances everyone out, pac's infatuation with cell fading to affection and the entire group settling into a new normal around them. felps' willingness to simply share space or tangle their hands together is incredibly healing for pac who bases his worth so much on what he can do for others or what he can let them take. felps thinks that pac is incredible, and is enamored with everything pac says or does. theyre both stupidly in love for the world to see

Pac and Cell: ohhh my goddd they want to see each other covered in blood. in Alcatraz and for a period of time after their escape, their relationship is built on their mutual obsession with each other; cell's possessiveness over pac and pacs infatuation if given the chance, cell would do anything to pack impact would let him, and their ability to coexist rests on cell bearing his throat and allowing mike to be the one to pull him back. after alcatraz and felps gets added to the mix, their dynamic and relationship becomes much healthier and balanced as cell learns to function outside of highly traumatic situations and pac starts to see himself more as an individual. they're both still freaks who both fantasize so about that one time they killed jv together and they dream of doing something like that again. maybe to each other. But with distance from prison they are able to heal together, and eventually become rather domestic. pac makes coffee for cell and does his best to drag him away from late nights solving enigmas and when mike's work table in the kitchen out as many papers there in the kitchen so he and pac can share space as pac messes around in his makeshift lab.

Cell and Felps: though through the duration of their stay in alcatraz cell mostly just wants to make felps suffer a bit, perceiving him becoming a prison guard a personal betrayal (not knowing that felps became a guard to continue seeing him), things between them settle after felps finds him again (saintly intuition) and theyre mostly just elated to have eachother again. they were physically affectionate before prison, and while it takes them a bit to get back to that point, they're both much less awkward about it now as adults. they're extremely comfortable in each other's presence and this only strengthens as they both heal. cell learns to laugh when felps covers his face and kisses and felps relearns the joy of cell being the one to initiate shows of affection. their relationship has already hit rock bottom once, there's very little that could tear them apart. now. The best of friends, there's so much love here

Mike and Guaxinim: mike and guaxinim find common ground and bond over their mutual power over cell. while mike pulls the leash and lets cell know when to back off, guaxinim is the one to stand chest to chest with cell, unfazed as cell lets loose on him. they both handle cell very differently but. well. they still handle him. guaxinim and mike also really are just two blokes who share a hobby. they're in completely different areas of engineering but still talk about it together for hours on end and will sit in the garage or lab or boatyard and work and share ideas. while they originally became somewhat of a unit due to their dynamics with cell, they become people that genuinely enjoy spending time together and wouldn't give up the others company for the world. they have a Words With Friends game that does not break a daily streak for 3 years. the only time it happens is because pac catches the house on fire and they have to worry about not being found out by the authorities

Guaxinim and Felps: guaxinim and felps have a shared history through cell, knowing of eachother for years though never interacting in depth. when felps finds them after they escape, it's guaxinim who discovers him at the door and lets him in. he's seen how felps looks at cell enough times to know that felps isn't here for trouble. having nowhere else to go, felps is only a couch crasher for an hour or so before cell gets home and theyre able to reconnect, felps graduating within the same day to sleeping with them on the two large mattresses they had pressed together. guaxinim works at a local boatyard and as an olive branch, he invites felps to come with him and maybe even learn some things about boats and how to fix them. felps wouldn't call himself particularly good at it, but he enjoys the process of learning and watching guaxinim work. romantic attraction between the two of them is odd, somewhere between strong romantic attraction and none at all, often bouncing between the two poles. typically neither of them feel the particular need to initiate acts of affection or intimacy with eachother unless as part of a group, in which case they will engage happily, whether in public or in the privacy of their own home

Cell and Guaxinim: for cell, guaxinim has been his anchor in prison for years, and he continues to be one for him outside of it; a pillar of familiarity that he can rely on. guaxinim knows cell better than anyone and cell takes comfort in knowing hell never have to explain himself to guaxinim. guaxinim is endlessly fond of cell. he knows what and who cell is and doesnt need or expect him to change, loving him even (and sometimes especially) at his worst. while guaxinim is mildly upset about jv's death for minute, he does not hold this against cell, pac, or mike. happens! when given the chance to heal and exist as people outside of prison, they're very much an old married couple. they nag eachother constantly; after a stretch of time as cellmates they have pretty much shame around eachother and will generally be horrifically embarrassing to the others while having their own fun

Pac and Guaxinim: pac and guaxinim really are the same and that they both think that cell is the hottest thing to ever walk this earth and they wholly bond over this fact. their relationship definitely isn't hurt by guaxinim also having a "dangerous appeal" to pac with his inability to back down even against cell, as well as simply being a muscled guy that likes to wear tank tops while covered in sweat and grease. pac is only so strong. guaxinim doesn't understand much of what pac talks about in their makeshift lab (the kitchen), but he's an attentive listener and pac loves and appreciates his questions. guaxinim is pac's worst enabler and somehow they've only had to evacuate the apartment twice. their relationships to cell, while different in a few ways, allow them to strongly bond. after felps is added to the mix and pac's infatuation for cell settles to affection, pac and guaxinim fully settle into their own relationship and dynamic. they aren't overly showy with affection and are more likely to press their shoulders together slightly or lean against each other than to walk with hands held or to hang off each other throughout the day. they both love cuddling though and are perfectly happy to drape against the other on the couch either on their own or with the whole group

NOTE: transcriptions were done via voice to text because i made this entire thing in ms paint without saving the text. so if you spot any mistakes like bizarre misspellings of guaxinim please let me know LMAO

[kerubimcrepin]

Liveblog - Dofus, livre 1 : Julith [PART 6]

This has very intriguing implications... Like what do you mean by "bras are prohibited"?

Also, Lilotte and Joris are so cute here...

The fact that Joris can't make friends like this as an adult is just tragic to me. There's a lot of tragedy to the series and the movie, to someone who knows how his life turns out.

One must remember that, at the end of the day, that despite the neglect, Joris is very sheltered and bad at socialization. She's pulling him out of his shell. (Even if he made the first step, by deciding to disregard everything Kerubim told him.)

Tbh I kind of ship them, in a "they date for a week when they're 15 before Joris realizes he is (choose one of following, according to your headcanon) not straight / specifically not into her. Even though dating was his idea. Because he thought it'd be cool and awesome." way

(I just think Joris having "i NEED to be a true man" issues like Kerubim, but solving them as a teen just because he can't muster up the willpower to give a shit about it for 40 years, would be funny.)

Despite the issues of jealousy, he does think she's awesome. He's a bestie, not a worstie.

"IF THERE'S SOMETHING MY LONG LIFE HAS TAUGHT ME, IS THAT THERE ARE NO UNSOLVABLE PROBLEMS" - Joris Jurgen, the guy who rushes in first and thinks second.

He's so cunty and mean this whole movie. I love it.

Renaissance painting.

He knows he's doing something "selfish", but he can justify it to himself because she asked him to leave her first.

The thing about Joris is that even as a child, he does not look his age. Just think about this: Amalia is 13 in Wakfu season 1, and Yugo is 12.

Joris still looks like his 7yo self, and in Wakfu MMO, Khan says that he thought Joris was 8, when they first met.

No wonder he likes Khan that much. Khan is just like Kerubim fr.

[drops-of-universe]

Worstie or Bestie, what matters is your happiness.

so true worstie

[unhingedkinfessions]

im sara yttd and my friend is shin yttd and the other day she said. and i quote. "if nobody got me i know sara got me"

which is HORRIBLY ironic considering that sara and shin yttd would probably kill each other for a corn chip

you can't be true besties if you weren't worsties another life

ruling: let's all come together to summon chapter 3-2