#trouslinabone

[thebigshotman]

Nah man, I'll send more - I love this AU and your reactions!!

(Also, as a quick note: This is about specifically my personal take of The Other Puppet, called The Other Puppet: Insanity Calls, I got a whole blog and everything about it- Yeah, wanted to clarify)

But you in this world is a lot different from Kris. You can speak by yourself! You're a lightner - Not just that, but you're a human too!

Here's some better pics of you:

You work in the sales department of a giant corporation, run by someone you make know: Queen - although they're called "CEO" here. Your manager is Mike, and your district manager is Tenna. A lot of names you may know.

I keep on saying "You", but it's not you, is it? You know what I mean!

You were an orphan, and a group of bird monsters around your age kind of just... Accepted you? They were your closest friends before going to highschool. They dubbed their group the "Addisons". Also, just so you know, since you were an orphan you got to name yourself anything!!! You were peer-pressured by your brothers to go with "Spamton G. Spamton". They all got normal names.

Of course, when high school started, you all eventually disbanded and went your own ways. Your friend group slowly emerged, you have Seam and Tasque - Both cat monsters whom were related, Swatch - another bird monster, and more importantly, Lancer - coincidentally CEO's son and your best friend. And just like any good High School expirence, you had a bully - Jevil.

However, a few days before graduation, Swatch disappeared without a trace... Despite being a big city - Cyber City - there wasn't much crime around, so eventually the blame got pushed onto Jevil, since he was known to do petty crimes and a few days prior, he threatened Swatch in front of the school.

While the case went cold due to a lack of evidence, this was enough to send Jevil running away. He was never found. Seam was heartbroken, as they were actually close friends.

After graduation, Lancer went to college, Tasque and Seam opened up their own game shop, and you began working under CEO - quickly climbing the ranks due to knowing her son - and became where you are today! But after all of this stress, you needed a break... I can't go into much detail, but let's just say... You got some much needed help, even if it meant giving your independence up.

Eventually, however, when you go into work, CEO, Tenna, and Mike are all standing around ready to announce that you get to train a new hire! And out comes Jevil...

I think that's a good place to wrap it up. I mean, eventually you and Jevil become roommates, but I don't want you to hurt yourself trying to understand all of this. Just know that it's a big world out there.

(Follow-up to this ask here! Once again I’m sorry this took a couple of days. Spam’s reply to all of this will be under the cut since the ask is long (no big deal of course)! Also if you’ve made all of this pixel art yourself that is incredible my friend 😊)

The two pictures they wanted him to see were materialized into his hands like before, and Spaul was quick to look at every detail in both of them before paying attention to the voice. It seemed his theory that he and Kris had completely swapped places was correct, because sure enough, there he was as a Lightner. A being of Heaven, living freely amongst the Angels. And he assumed the second picture, of him in the admittedly cool jacket, was how he looked here in the Dark World. Aside from wondering who the Addison looking creature in the second picture next to him was, he’d be lying if he wasn’t somewhat jealous of this version of himself. Until…

*[[*regal laughter*]], [[discounted television set]] 4ND MIKE…ARE MY [[now hiring:]]????

Queen he could manage somewhat, he was used to it. Who knew what sort of person Mike was in that world if not the voice on the phone. But Tenna, that two timing loser who somehow didn’t go down with him…a sense of bitterness welled up at the idea of Spaul working for him instead of the other way around. But he’d let the voice finish their story before he said anything else.

A lot of it was the same, albeit different in certain places. Being swept up and given a home by the Addisons, and being the most different one out of the five, although in that world their separation seemed mutual. He could definitely see being friends with a humanoid Tasque. He had never heard the names Seam and Lancer before.

And then there was Jevil. Of course he was the bully in that world; when would that dumbass jester ever be nice?! His cheeks flushed dark red at the mention of his name but he otherwise did his best to bite down on his teeth and prevent himself from ranting. Not to mention Swatch…

A voice clip of a satisfied “hmph” was let out upon the revelation that both disappeared.

Everything else after that point was stuff Spaul could agree with. Lancer being related to Queen ensured he would be successful-even in another world he was relying on others-parting ways with the others. It seemed he was older than Kris in this world too—waitwhatwasthataboutgivinguphisfreedom—

Oh, and Jevil came back into the picture at the end, there. Just great.

*TH4T DAMN [[clown around town]] JU$T WON’T [[Leave_Me_Alone.mp3]] WILL HE??? [[And they were roommates!]]…

It came out as a relatively quiet hiss of frustration, that the jester would be there to pester him no matter what. Once he was done fuming, however…he had to admit that world didn’t seem so bad. Though the bit about giving up his independence terrified him a little.

*THAT W0RLD…DO3SN’T SEEM TOO [[0/5 stars]]!!!! 1’M A LIGHT nER, I H4VE FRIENDS…THE [[All we do is advertise!]] ARE STILL THERE…[[Easels]] GOT [-nothing! You lose!!]…

*GU3SS [[anything can happen!]] HUH??? THANKS F0R THE [[fr3e documentaries-cl1ck now!]] PAL!!!

*JU$T…one more question. IN THIS WORLD…4M I THE [[human]] IN TH3 [[a human, a monster, and a prince from the dark.]]???

After that he would cease humoring his curiosity. He swore it!

[therubberducklad]

@trouslinabone (sorry for the @ I accidentally deleted your ask in my inbox but still wanted to respond )

Trouslinabone made the spamton acid theory poll thing and asked something like

“Hi I’m the one who made the poll and I’m pretty sure there’s acid theory wasn’t disproved but also lmk if I’m wrong!”

Anyway I thought I remember hearing about the sweepstake’s disproving it somehow but now that I’m looking I can’t find anything that actually disproves it. Or anyone saying anything about it being disproved- so I must’ve accidentally conjured up a false memory or something, totally my bad!

On the bright side this means I’m allowed to be an acid theory truther again, which is awesome because it all adds up to me. I only dropped it because I (somewhere? Somehow? In a dream?) heard it was wrong and I have a bad habit of just believing stuff

Sorry for misinformation spamton enjoyers

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[thebigshotman]

Follow up ask here:

Let me answer some of your questions:

They're doing good!!! Ish!!! They were abandoned and what-not like you, but they're striving to save the world from the Knight! Becoming a true hero! It's noble, isn't it?

You probably wouldn't get along, especially if you sold your thorn ring... Ah, I'm getting ahead of myself, ain't I?

Anyways, here's a pic I had on hand of them! Oh, and you're there too! Well, a version of you. Hope this answered some of your questions!

(Follow-up to this! I’m sorry this is a couple days late 🙁)

The picture pixelated into Spaul’s hands, about the size of a normal photo if just a little bit bigger. He scrutinized its every detail as they spoke, the eyes underneath his glasses narrowing as they saw how Kris looked in that world. Noodly limbs, a broken sword like the ones he sold, a flappy mouth…

They looked too much like him. They didn’t deserve such a fate, doomed to become a literal puppet just like him, even if it was another world from this one.

When he finally tore his eyes from Kris if only to stop feeling so bad, he saw…himself? It could be no one else-and indeed, the voice confirmed it was-but he looked…human, sort of. The same hair, nose, and glasses, but with human features and not the ball-jointed body and tattered clothes he hated having. He had a weapon of his own, too. Was he the hero in this world, and Kris the villain?

…Spaul didn’t know how to feel about that.

*So they are making my mistakes. Oh, kid…

It was little more than a murmur, not quite caught underneath the bitcrushing unless you were specifically listening for it. But now he glitched and turned his complete attention back to the voice that had given him this information.

*THA-THA-TH4NKS FOR THE [[exclusive information]] [[you won’t find it anywhere else!]] PAL!!! TRU3,, WE PR0BABLY WOULD [creative differences] BUT IF THEY EVER [we’re just calling to tell you about:] I’D ST1LL WANT TO SEE THEM!!!

And tell them I’m sorry.

*SO TH4T’S…ME THEIR, TOO. WHAT AM I [[likes and dislikes]]???

He had fallen down the rabbit hole. If he knew what Kris was like in this world, he had to know what he was like, too.

[thebigshotman]

So, what if I told you there was a muppet version of Kris? How would it make you feel?

*…KRIS??? TH3 [[little sponge]], THEY G0T TO THEM TOO???

Spaul’s reaction would probably be a little more desperate and all over the place if it weren’t for the fact that he was still processing their words. A puppet-or “muppet”, he supposed that was a different type of puppet-of Kris was out there somewhere? Was it his Kris? Even if the human did throw him away like everyone else, they had still gone out of their way to do so much for him. They didn’t deserve to become twisted and puppet-like like himself.

*[[Version]] M3ANS [average multiverse plotline]…hopefully, anyway…S0 NOT MY [[Krispy Kreme]]. BUT!!!!

Screw the intricacies of whether or not it was his Kris or not and something had befallen them. They were still a version of the kid, the human that was puppeted just like him and had still helped him out. No one else deserved to be left to this bizarre, self-aware state of existence other than himself and that damn clown.

*…[[Enter location to see more:]]. H0W ARE THEY [[handling responsibilities]], WH4T DO THEY [defining features]??? I N33D. TO SEE THEM.

*THE K1D WASN’T THE [[another loyal customer!]] TO ME. BUT I REFUS3 TO LET THEM [buy one-] W1THOUT [-get one free!].

Goddamnit, that could’ve come out better. But the sentiment, as distorted and reluctant as it was, would hopefully be understood.

Hopefully they weren’t making the same mistakes he did.

[bubsythefox]

Thank you for the tag, I wish you luck on your journey!

There's not much I want to change about myself aside from a few key things lolz

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