#trolololol

[aerodaltonimperial]

I'm sure I'm not the only one requesting it, but 14 please 😌

(🧡💚, she knows what she asked for here)

Hook’s shoulders hit the wall, but the impact barely registers, because his brain is more focused on other things; namely, Jack’s mouth against his, kissing him, prying his lips apart in a bruising contact that is just as much fight as it is desire. Jack’s got his hands tangled in the back of Hook’s hair, pulling hard enough to streak pain along Hook’s scalp. Hook’s just sort of clawing at Jack’s shoulders, and if anyone asked, he’s not sure he’d be able to explain if he is attempting to hurl the man off or haul him in closer. Maybe, in the end, it all amounts to the same thing.

Jack bites down on Hook’s bottom lip, and fuck, that hurts; he might have drawn blood, but if he did, it’s lost. One of Jack’s hands slips free from Hook’s hair to grab ahold of Hook’s chin. His grip is tight: demanding. The sort of thing he overcommits to when he’s not sure of his footing.

“Jack,” Hook tries, because he’s so fucking angry his bones might rattle out of his skin, and Jack is still kissing him like he’s possessed. Hook rakes his nails across the back of Jack’s neck, only visible since he’s got his hair pulled up all the time now. He’s a caricature of himself; Hook hates it, and he wants to sink his teeth down into the wrongness of the picture it paints.

Maybe he wants to say more, though Jack doesn’t seem keen to let him. He pries Hook’s lips apart again just so he can lick his way in, runs his tongue along Hook’s teeth, and jesus, Hook hates him so much. The FTW belt is on the floor, discarded, and Hook hates that, too. Jack’s so fucking sloppy that he’s got Hook’s whole fucking chin wet, dragging his mouth across Hook’s skin with a reckless abandon that only comes with deliberately ignoring everything bubbling up between them.

Because they shouldn’t be like this. Hook shouldn’t be doing this with the man who took everything from him—the man who came in and burned Hook’s life to the ground without a second thought. Hook should be wailing on his face until his fists are splattered red, and instead he’s groaning as Jack’s hands slide down and paw greedily at his shoulders, his shirt collar.

Jack gets Hook’s lip between his teeth again, drags back, and the sting goes all the way down. “Tell me to stop,” he whispers, and then, like an asshole, gives Hook no time to do what he just demanded when he kisses Hook again, and again, and again.

Hook opens his mouth—and if he’s being honest, he really doesn’t know what he’s preparing to say—and gets Jack licking a path in once more. His gum, the damn gum he always chews before a show when he’s nervous, ends up back in the corner of Hook’s cheek. This should not be a thing that’s working for Hook. He can never tell anyone about this.

Jack pulls back, presses their foreheads together, and Hook thinks about spitting the gum back at his face just to see what he’d do. “You could have just said something,” Hook hisses. “You could have just told me this was what you wanted.”

“Fuck off,” Jack replies. “I’ve got to get ready to go out there.”

Like this? With Hook’s spit smeared across his mouth and his hard-on pressed into Hook’s abdomen? But whatever; Hook’s not due up on camera tonight, so he doesn’t give a shit if Jack looks like he was attacked backstage when he stumbles out there.

Then, just when Hook thinks Jack really will leave, the other pauses. Jack presses in again, sweeps another kiss across Hook’s mouth. “I’ll find you after. Tonight.”

“You fucking will not,” Hook seethes, but he parts his lips anyway and lets the man steal his way in, just like he will later; just like, he thinks, he probably always will—a fool too drunk on the high Jack’s kisses leave to exercise the judgment his parents tried so hard to instill in him.

[deadgodjess]

Ex is making a Vampire the Masquerade character that's close to him in personality so he can focus on learning game. He asked me if he was more Brujah or Gengrel and I at first went Gengrel and then I Realized.

And then I read out the Brujah traits with Pointed Eye Contact.

So anyway he's reading throught the rest of the Brujah entry and randomly telling me to go fuck myself 🤣😇

[eternalera]

if i had a nickle everytime someone started a war over doors i would have two nickles, which isnt a lot but its odd that it happened twice

[heyholmesletsgo]

Ten characters, ten fandoms, ten tags.

Tagged by @peridot-tears, thank you :)

Mo Dao Zu Shi - Song Lan

Elementary - Joan Watson

Game of Thrones - Arya Stark

The Lord of the Rings - Samwise Gamgee

Los Espookys - Andrés Valdez

Fleabag - Fleabag

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Bart Curlish

Breaking Bad - Gus Fring

Chucky - Chucky

Abbott Elementary - Ava Coleman

Tagging @jamiesugah @galauvant @alectoperdita @thesilversun @gimmethehobbit @zaidnovi @aoxue @apocrypha73 @snarkivistfic and whoever else would like to!

[laufire]

the good thing about new tv shows sucking balls is that it WILL leave me time to complete the old shows I started but never got around to finishing.

[babylion]

[laufire]

[Caption: gifs from Superman, The Animated Series. Lois sits on Clark's desk and tells him showing him the newspaper: "I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town. Clark looks to one side and the other, leaning in and beckoning Lois with a finger, whispering, "Well, Lois, the truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise. And I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, and then squeeze you out of the byline.", leaning back into his chair with his hands behind his head. Lois tells him "You're a sick man, Kent.", walking away, and Clark says "You asked."]

[amourjins]

NO WAY YOU ACTUALLY EXIST!?!?!?!?!?! HOW ARE YOUUUUUU!?!?! #slayalldaytrolololololol

-🪐

NO WAY CHAT I EXIST… THEE AMORUJINS ACTUALLY EXISTS!!!! i am doing good feels good to be back mhm mhm! HBU ANON

[webtoonenjoyer]

Oh shit heartstopper season 2 is out 😂😂 not even caught up with the comic lmaooo

[aerodaltonimperial]

104. Sauna

(My god what a sweaty mess this would be LOL, we are in "prompting each other for smut locations" territory right now so cut FOR DELICATE EYES unsure if this exercise was the best or worst idea for everyone else lmao)

The wooden seats are fucking hell on Hook’s knees.

Truthfully, he didn't think this out very well, and okay, that's on him. Or maybe, really, it's on Danhausen, since Danhausen was the one who had reached over to slide his fingers up Hook’s thigh after the door had shut and the steam had clouded the room. Danhausen is the one whose palm had skated up beneath Hook’s towel in the most maddeningly confident way, so sure that Hook wouldn't push him away, and then Hook hadn't. And now he's stuck up on his knees with the slats pressing deep indents into his shins, legs on either side of Danhausen’s waist, trying to bite back the sounds threatening to tumble past his lips.

One of Danhausen’s hands curls around Hook’s dick, the touch eager and greedy; his other hand has slid up along the back of Hook’s neck to tangle in Hook’s hair. It's the hand at the base of Hook’s skull that keeps him tethered to the earth, honestly, because the fingers working him up and down keep squeezing at just the right time, the right place, the right angle. Hook, arms folded around Danhausen’s shoulders, is merely hanging on for dear life as his vision starts to blur.

"Might wanna..." he groans, against Danhausen’s earlobe, an aborted request punctuated by a coil in his abdomen when Danhausen’s thumb slides up over the head of his cock.

"What?" Danhausen asks, and how is he so calm right now with a lapful of Hook’s weight, rocking involuntarily back and forth along Danhausen’s thighs?

Hook sucks in a chest full of the sticky-hot air, the moisture that gums along his throat and clings to his skin. "Gonna make a fucking mess," he hisses. It's really as close to a warning as he can get right now.

Danhausen hums. He flicks his wrist, and then, the hand that's been such a stabilizing force on the back of Hook’s head glides down Hook’s spine. Hook has no time to argue, no time to even catch his breath in the muggy room, before Danhausen has slipped his other hand around, finding Hook beneath the folds of the half-unwound towel still stubbornly hugging his lower back, the hardest working fabric in existence.

"D," Hook offers, sort of a garbled moan, with the first drag of Danhausen’s finger. He doesn't even need to think it will lead to anything: the burn of it is more than enough on its own. He loves the way the sting rattles up into his bones as Danhausen opens him up.

"Towels are so useful for clean-up," Danhausen murmurs. His hand on Hook’s dick pulls a little faster, a little harder.

Hook might black out with how damn hot it is and how dizzy his head is growing. "Someone might..."

"Then Hook had better finish soon," Danhausen whispers, a chuckle against Hook’s jaw, and fuck, that's it--the slam of release against Hook’s head that knocks him loopy and wheezing, the sweat beading up along his shoulder blades and running down to pool at the base of his back as his fingers claw their way into Danhausen’s shoulders, an anchor as he breathes through making an absolute disaster of Danhausen’s chest.

[dead-salmon]

the issue with "are you a single-issue voter" is that it ignores how big of an issue it might be that you're deciding your vote on

say we have candidate A who doesn't want to increase taxes for the rich, but otherwise is pretty well-laid out on themes like queerness, human rights, schools, etc.

refusing to vote candidate a because of the tax issue would be kind of ridiculous

but now say you have candidate a who likes their country with their minorities, wants to help education, anti-discrimination rights in their coubtry etc. - a perfect allrounder. but they also support letting people be genocided against without actually doing anything

still just a single topic you take issue with isn't it? yet funnily enough even if it's a single issue, it's a massively horrific one. supporting candidate a still makes you support a genocide, like it or not

and this is why single issue voter is a useless term, the issue can be the candidate wanting no taxes all the way to outright supporting crimes against humanity. those things are a singular topic you disagree with, but with a fastly different scale of extremity

"Single issue voters" are people who base their vote on a candidate's stance on one singular question of public policy, regardless of the candidate's other stances or acts. For instance, a single issue voter might vote based only on candidates' gun control policies, whereas a voter who is not single-issue would likely weigh the candidates' stances on multiple policies, such as gun control, economics, schools, LGBTQ+ equality, etc.

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I was out near the fields at night and i heard a distant Trolololol ringing out through the corn

[lorynna]

Seperate post because I am unable to reblog yesterday's debate about sex-selective abortions:

Down below is the link to the full blog post if anyone is interested in reading the whole thing. I am just going to reply to a few of the absolute insane and brainrot takes by @aux-squiggle :

1) "I'm sure you'd (correctly) chastize me if I went on every post with someone having bleach & dyed hair crying about how hair bleach harms the hair and saying "yes I understand it's your body and I'm not against your autonomy but hair dye is so stupid" at some point one realizes that it's just my opinion on hair dye and I should shut up unless explicitly asked for my opinion, which at no point were you asked for your opinion on what I'll do or (what you think) makes sense to do with my body."

Starting right off, it's actually the first time I ever spoke about sex-selective abortion on here, so me "going on every post" is wrong and intentional inflammatory wording. The comparison between dyed/bleached hair and abortion lacks heavily - it's also ridiculously stupid. I'm sure what you do with your hair and the policies surrounding it is an equally political and complicated topic like abortion. Even if you should go around telling people "Sure, do your thing, dye your hair but it's unnecessary in my opinion to promote the beauty industry by partaking in it, because it makes money off of women's insecurities" you have the right to speak your opinion and reblogging another person who's stating their opinion, who's stopping you? Surprise, you can speak your opinion even without being asked for it! Some people will agree, some won't, that's the way it is! I'm sure you don't ask people you have differing opinions from each time if you please may reblog their post, or do you? This is the internet babe.

2) "Next thing idk where you've gotten this "trivilization of abortion thing" or making it seem like I have said abortion is a cutesy procedure with absolutely no harm but as poodle has said it's also very safe. Idk if you think every mention of abortion has to come with a full list of disclaimers but if you read me saying "I will get an abortion if it's a male" to mean "lol guys I get abortions every weekend let's go down to the spa for a pampering plus abortion trolololol" that's your own tbh. The issue is you view being pregnant with a male fetus (as opposed to a female one) as a trivial difference, when it's not trivial to me, many other radfems and indeed for many libfem women."

Surely not every mention of abortion needs to come with a huge list of disclaimers, after all you're not their doctor but idk about you, talking about "i will get pregnant and abort as many times as I have to, until I conceive a daughter" does sound very trivializing to me. Lastly, sure the future sex of anyone's baby means something different to anyone and a certain preference or even the so called "gender disappointment" is real and valid, but is it really the solution to spin the wheel on each pregnancy again and again until you get what you want?

3) "As for the race, sex, other attributes thing, as I've already established, since fetuses are not people and are not going to suffer if their mom gets rid of them, I don't care. I couldn't give a fuck if a white woman aborts a half POC baby tbh like that's her business. No POC suffers from her actions. I also refuse to have a half white baby.

Obviously that's easily addressed by me choosing a black African sire but if I were in a consensual relationship with a white male (would never happen because I don't date males but ygtp) I would abort because I don't want to birth a half Euro baby, as statically they pair up with Eurodescendants themselves. I already know you probably also think that's stupid but I have no wish to contribute to my oppressor's group in that regard either, even by a generational separation, as I know the most likely choice Afro/Euro biracial children make as opposed to monoracial black children.

To me, mixed (b&w) people are black, but ¾ white people are white. Having a monoracial black child means my grandchildren (if any) will also be black (mixed b& something else, or monoracial) meaning the family makeup is what I'm most happy with. Idc what my great-grandchildren (if any) are, I'm probably dead anyways.

So yes I would intentionally make choices, including that of abortion, that bring me the life I'm happiest with. Other women who do that are not my business, I don't care. They could abort because they don't like the star sign their kid is expected to have. A birth that brings the mother sadness, no matter how small or how frivolous the reason for sadness is, is not good and if she aborts to avoid that, all power to her."

That's....really interesting...to know. You have established you would not blink an eye for whatever reason people abort, be it their future baby's star sign, their sex or their ethnicity & race. Your reasoning for not wanting a non 100% black baby being that according to you they statistically are more likely to pair up with eurodescendants making you worry about your family tree becoming "less black"? Then you're going on about "who is black" and "who is white" according to you.

To clarify to anyone who does not know my stance on abortion: I am pro choice, I support every woman's right that does want to get an abortion, despite her reasoning. An abortion as the process itself is not tied to a moral aspect, as the fetus in these stages of development where an abortion is possible, is a non conscious clump of cells. However I do think that the reason for why a woman decides to abort can be criticised. For example: A woman wants to get pregnant and succeeds. She finds out the baby would be born in February, making it an Aquarius, so she aborts it. My stance on sex-selective is similar to how I view cheating on a spouse. I don't think cheating is right but I wouldn't want it to be illegal.

"Regarding pro-choicers saying "no one aborts for fun and silly reasons" and prolifers potentially using this as a clapback, what do you want me to do about that? There's far superior pro-choice arguments, and further to that, these are only fun and silly reasons to you. These are monumental to other people (including me), and since it's their womb they're the only one's who's feelings matter.

Again as I've told you, I will not censor myself for the sake of prolifers not getting offended, I genuinely could not give less of a fuck what they feel. They will always find a reason to hate on the pro-choice movement and since we understand prolifism is actually about tying women down to men and control of women, everything about both my and your lifestyles upset them. There's no placating their bs. If you are upset that I won't censor myself, keep it to yourself."

Making it seem like I gave a fuck about pro lifers and said "oh look at this poor pro lifer being so upset about your words!" instead of "you are actively harming the acceptance of the pro choice movement". You don't understand that the activism you are making is nothing the world is ready for yet. In most countries, abortion is completely banned and women who go through with it nonetheless are going to prison or are even paying with their lives. I am genuinly glad, that you are living in a progressive country where you can access abortion easily and safely and where healthcare even pays for it. Most people do not have that kind of privilege and pro choice activism firstly needs to focus on gaining acceptance by introducing people step by step to the movement, coming to them with facts and good arguments. You've got to understand your far rad stance is not realistically applicable as of right now.

"If in the 0.00001% chance the genetic test is wrong (which have functionality been at 100% accuracy for years, btw I've found several Irish based tests so I don't have to use an international product) at 8 weeks (and the tests after that) then I get several scans from 14 weeks on that also confirm the sex (and would be told if there is a discrepancy). If at those tests they find it's actually a male and the Y chromosome was somehow not picked up, I go to the UK and get an abortion then. If somehow it's not found out until 24 weeks+ (I'd have an easier time winning the lottery) I go to New Zealand for a 3rd trimester abortion. There's probably something wrong if it was missed that many times, at every single scan and test.

Have you prepared for nuclear war Lorynna? Have you decided what to do if a gamma ray burst sanitizes exactly half the planet (the side you're not on), and have you got a contingency plan on what to do if suddenly 4 billion people die? What if global supply chains collapse tomorrow (an actual likely thing tbh). Nuclear war and supply chain collapse at least are far more likely than a fetus being missed as male not only on the first genetic test, AND the tests after that, AND every single ultrasound after that. Idk about gamma ray burst though, probably the same likelihood.

If by some hellish demon reality I get stuck with a son then obviously I raise my son, as I've discussed previously in the linked essay."

Insanity. Proceeding to ask me about every possible catastrophic event that potentially happen and asking me if i prepared for it because yes, sure - it is exactly as unlikely as your baby to turn out being a boy despite all of your fancy tests. But glad to know that should the tests fail, you'll raise your son?

"" There's no reason to fight" "but I do have an opinion." As established, your opinion was unnecessary and uninvited, so it's very likely people will get mad at you if you call major life choices "stupid" without providing any reasoning beyond your feelings. Like I said, telling me what I should be ok with residing in my womb is nothing short of foul, and frankly unasked for."

Oh no! How evil of me, I dare to have an opinion and according to you it was unnecessary and uninvited! Oh man, so many people are going to get mad at me for calling major life choices stupid without providing any reason at all! At this point I'm almost 100% sure you're illiterate and typed your responses while blindfolded and with your left pinky toe. Claiming my arguments are feeling-based rather than objective criticism. And sure, because I said that if you were mature, you'd approach an intended pregnancy, accepting that both sexes can be the outcome of that and that a person who wants to get pregnant in my opinion should be okay with either, I am the worst!

[cheeryfairies]

trolololol

[pinkpastels113]

Precious bean, I was trolling you about them being platonic friends. Trolololol

Tho sometimes friends do hump each other’s faces roflmao.

But srsly, they into each other. Like, a lot.

LMAOOOO friends with benefits trope lovers where you at

OKAY GOOD bc i was about to be like **shoves prison scene in your face**

and yes they big love each other <33

[staurtsregularblog]

epikComik

Epic Face (EF): Trolly cud u pass me teh EPIC salt pls!!

Troll Face (TF): Here you go! hehehe.. EF: Thx!!

Herp Derp (HD): Trollge, what did you do? TF: Oh nothing!

EF, in their thoughts: balla da lee leela balla di lalla lii-

HD: What the FUUUUU-

TF: Trolololol!! u mad? eyeyeyeyeyeyey hohohohohohoo

EF: KILL TF: oh.