@chuchayucca !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SILLIESSSSSS!!!!!!! gomdori bumped into Dickory at a bar and decides to invite him and hickory sightseeing with the kpop girlies :333
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Trolls (DreamWorks Movies), Mr. Iglesias (TV), not really - Fandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Branch & The K-Pop Gang & Reggaeton Trolls (Trolls), Branch & The K-Pop Gang (Trolls), Branch & Reggaeton Trolls (Trolls), The K-Pop Gang & Reggaeton Trolls (Trolls), Marimba/Tambora/Tresillo (Trolls), Gomdori & Ari (Trolls), Branch & Kim-Petit (Trolls), Branch & Gomdori (Trolls), Branch & Ari (Trolls), Branch & Tambora (Trolls)
Characters: Branch (Trolls), Reggaeton Trolls (Trolls), Tresillo (Trolls), Tambora (Trolls), Marimba (Trolls), The K-Pop Gang (Trolls), Ari (Trolls), Gomdori (Trolls), Kim-Petit (Trolls), background characters, OC background characters
Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Hijinks & Shenanigans, dark humour, racist jokes, Swearing, Ass-Kicking, Friendship, Queerplatonic Relationships, Queerplatonic Something, Gabriel Iglesias reference, Parody, Dumbass Friendship, Late at Night, Inspired by Real Events, Inspired by Comedian, Multilingual Character, Stereotypes, Cultural References, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Scary pranks
Series: Part 3 of Mercenary Branch AU aka Grey Branch Found Family Amongst Genres
Summary:
Wani and Baby Bun had gone to deal with bounty-hunter and family business respectively.
The Reggaetones were just three hotel rooms over.
Ari and Gomdori were left unsupervised.
Branch was surprisingly easy to drag into their shenanigans.
And innocent Kim-Petit wanted no part in the dice joke…. but you can bet on your favourite Kpop Band that she recorded the whole thing.
She didn't want Wani and Baby Bun to feel completely left out after all.
AKA
Whoever had ‘Gabriel Iglesias, Hey I'm Fluffy!, inspired/trolls parody fanfic’ on their bingo card for this year won 2024.
Enjoy the crack/dark humour.
The Gift Basket inspiration & original > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0gW25F_PY
Disclaimer: Sorry for the crappy formatting of/for translations.
Chap 1: English Translation of the Korean Google Translated Scene
Chap 2: The proper Crack Fic.
and that's curtains for saimatsu week 2024!! YAYAYAY!!! i missed it last year and i had fun getting to participate this year! @saimatsu-week thank you for having me! 👋🏼
This is part one of a twelve series project Im working on where I draw a troll that is corresponding to the zodiac season. Right now its Aries season, which means I drew Aradia! Next will be Taurus.
Ok I’ve been meaning to shade this for a while but I don’t think i will, so here are my K-pop trolls redesigns! They’re highly inspired by the members of red velvet, specifically the outfits in the Russian roulette video!
As a way to test out my art style, I decided to draw out the Trolls of Homestuck!✨💕. I’ve been into homestuck since middle school. And of course these will be posted in order. ✨. I posted these on my Instagram already [@ t_otaku888] and plan to also eventually post them on my other instagram account [@ passion.fruit.studios].
Checkout my Instagram!
❌Please do not copy, trace or claim my arm as your own❌
After probably way too much procrastination, preparation, and far too in-depth research, I finally found a way to make solo D&D 5e work in a way that my brain understands!
(Actually Trevor Duvall's actual play sessions on Me, Myself, and Die were a great help in kind of helping me wrap my head around a lot of the concepts. A channel I highly recommend, just because it's also a lot of fun to watch his solo sessions.)
I've started to run Ari and Gale through Waterdeep Dragon Heist, an official 5e adventure module that doesn't really make complete sense to happen post-BG3, but I'm handwaving it. The highlights of the first session were:
Gale trying to take Ari on a dinner date to the Yawning Portal, and somehow thinking that would go well
As his brawny fiancee goes to stop a bar brawl, Gale tries to help and immediately gets swept up in the crush of the crowd and is bullied by some random dock workers
Ari, mighty paladin with her strength of 18, rolls a 3 to pull a half-orc off of the guy she's pummeling
So he decides to leap up onto a table to get a better vantage point, and steps into someone's shepherd's pie
Gale decides that he can diffuse this entire situation by loudly yelling he's going to buy a round for the entire Yawning Portal like he did that one time. He rolls a Nat 1 on his persuasion check.
This leads to more bullying, and people laughing at Gale for being poor (because he left his pouch of gold back at the dinner table -- what sound financial planning!)
In trying to escape this unwarranted wizard harassment, he loses his balance, falls ass over tea kettle and knocks an entire round of ale from a passing server's tray, and lands on the floor in an ungraceful heap, covering himself in ale, and somehow flipping the shepherd's pie into a graceful arc that it lands on his head
Somehow throughout all of that, he still manages to get over to the bar brawl and provide oh-so-intimidating backup and half of the brawlers leave. Somehow Ari does not notice all of the mashed potato in his hair until after they battle a troll and several stirges
After all of this unnecessary chaos, Gale basically microwaves their now cold dinners with a cantrip as Volo talks them into the adventure hook
Volo waxes wayyyy too much poetical about his super totally good friend with wide shoulders and lucious blonde-red hair friendo who he somehow lost two days ago, and just now remembered to try to find
Neither of them are actually dressed for adventuring so now they have to go home to change
These level 12 ass characters absolutely faceplanting and failing miserably at a level 1 encounter in the most true-to-form Tadfool fashion. I love them.