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[ hi. scampers off (quadripedal) ]
#chonny jash#[ the the. Trned hting. wait is that actual. idk. i saw a ferret & whole (orange) and blacked out ]
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[Throws crumbs on the floor] for all other 4 carver lovers out there
#this was originally just done for uni work as a practise to draw armor but trned into carver#chances are ill probbsly do more od these for uni anyway so#mofs doodles#dragon age#dragon age 2#carver hawke
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thought you might like this maybe
LOITERALYYYY GRGJJGJG!!!! also I HATE MR COLLINS 😡😡😡😡😡 hes A LOSER and he wants to marry his cousin
#AND THEN HE TRNED AROUND TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE IMMEDIATELY ACFTER GETTING REJECTED#kill his ass elizabeth. ill do it with u#charolette is justified 4 marryin him Like she needs tha stability and stuff elizabeth can u TRY 2 be more understanding of ur bff#LIKE U DIDNT EVEN WANNA MARRY HIM WHY SHOULDNT SHE#u already knew collins was a bitch ass too#my asks#beasties#im gonna be 40% done with this book tonight#ive been reading 5% a night#then i have to read some incomprehensible 70 page poem about hell and heaven n shit#how can i annotate When i feel like those guys felt after the tower of babel tryna read this!!!!!!!!
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when my therapy card declines so they play waiting room by phoebe bridgers
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I am SO FUCKING RELIEVEDBi havent seen anyone hating GB yet.
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Today on "Album-covers-turned-onto-wallpapers" Wednesdays...
"All We Love We Leave Behind" by Converge with a special gray version :D
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The Global Laser Hair Removal Market research gives a detailed and practical analysis of the products and services in this market which provides a competitive advantage to the existing and new businesses. In depth study and overview of the market has been collected by the overall insight of the industry and specifies the market segmentation, potential opportunities, growing market trends and events, current and future advancements, and other elements. This report will also showcase many possibilities of upscaling the global Laser Hair Removal market share size.
#Laser Hair Removal Market#Laser Hair Removal Market share#Laser Hair Removal Market trned#Laser Hair Removal Market report#Laser Hair Removal Market growth
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Speaking of short women being "minor coded" I had this woman in the lobby for my last appointment look at me with such pity. I'm not a teenager. I'm well into my 20s.
#pregergnanat#<- spelt wrong on purpose#ooooo!! it automatically trned the less than sign and hyphen into an arrow!#thats neat!!! i didnt know it would do that!!!
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Alrighty cool, thank you for clearing that up (and in such a timely manner too)!
So, lemme cook here... with some Angst + Hurt/Comfort >:D
Arlecchino with a Fem!S/O who's the "Mother" to the children of the House. She was among the survivors of the previous Knave's regime over the House of Hearth. With her and Arle having had perhaps a kind of mutual crush that was only truly pursued after Arle killed "mother".
Basically, the scenario for the request is when Arlecchino' and her's S/O are taking care of one of the kids of the House after they're badly injured after a mission, and... needles to say... they don't make it. And during when Arle and S/O are visiting the kid's grave to pay their respect's, S/O begins to muse "you'd think I'd be used to having to bury children, after..." before starting to break down.
(Part two) (Part Three) (Part four) (Part five)
Ooooh, I love your brain, Anon!! Thank you so much for this great request!! I have to admit that whilst writing this, I actually liked the idea of making this super angsty and kind of bitter (like most of my fics lmao-) so I hope you like it despite the lack of comfort anyway-
Content: Heavy angst, vague mentions of past child abuse, murder, death, reader is Female and referred to as "Mother/wife", mentions of heavy injuries and blood, controlling behavior from/ooc Arlecchino?, kind of bitter ending, children dying, grief Reader has she/her pronouns ((Not proofread!!!))
Buried angels and that odd wish to live. (Arlecchino x Fem!Reader)
In a way, you often wondered why the young ones often wished to live when they knew that their end was nearing. Their eyes would widen, breaths becoming sharper and shorter, mouths closing and opening in panic before they'd whisper those words you had heard so many times. Their deaths always followed closely after, eyes dimming, their soul finally disappearing with the blown out candles, the sweet scent mingling with the smell of blood and burnt flesh. In the light of the moon filtering through an open window, you'd see the grim reaper staring at you in mirrors and your crimson stained palms, a thoughtful look on her face, one asking a simple question she might forever ask you.
"What did you expect?"
And you'd reply by looking away from your own image, away from the guilt and self-doubt and into the eyes of the woman who made all these children utter that odd wish in the first place.
Your hands shook, held up high as you peered into the crime of a mother who couldn't save her child, raised as though pleading for the forgivness of a god that was mightier than the one you worked for. One that was less cruel, despite the heart everyone claimed she had. And yet, they were enveloped by a towel instead, that wiped away the sins and hurt, even if just for a moment. "There is... nothing we could have done to save her, Mother." Lyney whispered quietly to you, perhaps afraid of being too loud and disturbing someone who couldn't even ever bother to hear him anymore. He tried to be reassuring, but it did little when you just couldn't look away from your wife.
Arlecchino. The Knave. A highly ranked harbinger, whose heart always belonged to you from the start, although with great difficulties that took you years to overcome.
The first time she made you stain your hands with blood was when she killed the woman that raised you two, the first and only woman you ever called "Mother." Although the gentleness and nurturing part of her title was just a simple facade, it still shaped you both greately. You had sworn to do better, to become a better mother to all the children you both took in after marriage and Arlecchino... she seemed to have trned against that title. She believed that being a "father" was more fitting. The right way to raise the children of the Hearth family. Cold and detached, yet firm and guiding.
It made you opposites at times. Painfully different opposites. You became a secret haven of safety for the children, a place they can hide away in, whenever their "Father's" wrath came after them. And you've fought so hard to be this gentle. You killed, murdered, slaughtered your way out of fate. You dragged yourself out of hell, you bled, you cried endless tears. You wanted to prove that you could do better and you ultimately did now... or so you thought. You began doubting it years ago, and it's what made you find their wish to live so odd. Was it an instinct, or did they actually view their life's with you two as desirable, something to live for, when all they did in the end was suffer?
"Mother." Lyney said again, this time a little louder, this time enough to make you glance up at him. His face was a blurry shadow, the light falling over his shoulders and illuminating his head like a halo, as he pushed the towel rather hastily into a nearby laundry basket. You'd never get the stains out, and so it would most likely be thrown away, perhaps burried with the young girl. "Let's... get you cleaned up, okay? I... we will take care of the rest." The change in his wording made you press your lips together. It wasn't anyone's job to do this except your own, and for a moment, you imagined yourself curling up next to the child that died crying and begging for you to save it.
You stood up only barely on shaking knees, trembling hand reaching out to close the small girls eyes, and you could feel the cold tears and skin stinging your palm. "It is alright, Lyney. Your father and I will take care of her ourselves..." You looked over your shoulder at the woman who had yet to move or say anything ever since she silently entered the room a while ago. You could see the cold glint of her eyes in the dark, her face otherwise covered by the shadows as she sat calmy and collected in her chair. She knew it was over the moment the girl was brought in by a couple of Fatui agents, th failure of her mission being crystal clear by the deep wounds and burns on her body. She never stood a chance. She wasn't experienced enough, not skilled enough. But the weak get eaten, as the Knave would often say.
Lyney gave you a hesitant look, his mouth opening to protest before he stilled at his Father crossing his legs expectantly. He understood the silent order. "... Ofcourse, Mother. Call my name if there is anything I can do for you." He said, a hand on his chest as he bowed before quickly taking his leave. When the door creaked open, you could have sworn to see the flickers of Lynette and Freminet staring back at you solemnly before they disappeared in the presence of their brother. You stared at the closed door for an unknown while, nearly zoning out, until you let out a shaky sigh. "Make her grave beautiful, perhaps with a blue ribbon attached to it. She loved those." You muttered, the exhaustion finally hitting you full force and making you feel faint. Your body felt heavy, feet dragging across the floor as you also made your exit, the only awknowledgement you received being in the form of the woman leaning her head against her palm idly whilst she closed those cursed eyes of hers.
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There wasn't much of a funeral for the child.
A couple Fatui agents simply made a hole in the ground like they did with all the others and then lowered the small casket into it, before tossing dirt back in until it disappeared and only the stone with her was left as proof that the child ever even existed. It was a routine at this point, one everyone was used to. Everyone but you. Perhaps the years had made you soft. Perhaps the love and gentleness you gave these children had made you weak. But here you were, standing under the rain and staring at the grave for hours now, unmoving. The water had drenched through your clothes, ran down your face, made you shiver from the cold, despite feeling too numb to fully realise that. Arlecchino stood at your side, an umbrella laying in the wet dirt by her heeled feet from when you pushed it out of her hands and away from you defiantly.
The silence was deafening, filled with the constant tapping of water against your clothes, the metal on the Knave's uniform, and the stone of the sea of graves around you. "How many..." You whispered weakly, trying to form words through incoherent thoughts and the lack of sleep you've had lately. "... do I have to see die before it's enough?" Arlecchino said nothing, and you were nearly convinced that she didn't hear you if it wasn't for her hand twitching.
You let out a disbelieving laugh, a hand covering your face, trying to ease the pain that plagued you deeply. "You'd think that I'd be used to burying children by now... but I... it hurts me." You didn't want to break. In fact, you had never broken before. But as you stood there amongst the many angels that you burried, the many angels that had all once stained your hands red, you began to wonder why you ever even agreed to this. You weren't like your wife. You couldn't be a "Father". You just didn't want to be one.
You buried your face into your hands, imagining the suffocating feeling of their final wish being the same as the pain of strangulation. They reached for the skies and reached for freedom they could only brush shortly with their fingertips before they were covered in dirt to never see what they desperately yearned for again.
"We always took pride in having become something better, different than her... and yet look at us, Peruere! We just became exact copies of her instead! Oh, the shame!" You whispered through strained sobs, voice distorted as you crumbled to the ground in guilt. You had been defeated, and yet Arlecchino still stood so tall, her eyes staring at your shivering and trembling form. She didn't say a word, or perhaps she didn't know what to say. "How many children will you make me stain my hands for?" You asked finally, but the silence told you all.
Peruere loved the children you raised together. But Arlecchino, the Knave, had an objective, a mission. Eat or be eaten, a reality that even hurt her deep down. And yet the curse she had since birth prevented her from feeling it any further than a passing acknowledgement.
"... Stand up, (Y/N). We need to get home... our children await us." She simply responded after your heavy breaths became shallow, and you simply laid there limply at the foot of the grave. But her voice conveyed a certain gentleness she only ever extends to you. It was like the warmth of a summer rain, refreshing and light as it rippled through your heart. With swollen eyes, you watched her reach an ungloved hand out to you, her gaze expectant and yet so unreadable. You felt like a child that powered itself out after a tantrum, the exhaustion and defeat crippling your soul, when you finally just took her hand after what felt like a long moment of consideration.
She hummed a gentle praise against your ear as you slumped against her, face pressed to her shoulder whilst you trembled now from the cold that nipped at your skin through your drenched clothes. Arlecchino wrapped an arm around you, her pensive and yet still so stern gaze drifting through the graveyard filled with those buried angels, as you often called them. Perhaps it was a moment of calm reflection, that made her grab onto your face and wipe away a tear.
"You are nothing like her." And yet, the Knave didn't deny that she might have fallen to her fate herself. Just not you. Never you. "These tears, this hurt you speak of, they are all proof of it. You shed tears for them, for us. Only a good mother could do such a thing." The words she spoke had a deep meaning, one only you two understood, and that made your heart flutter. You looked away, trying your best not to burst into tears again at the tragedy of the situation, but it was so hard when Arlecchino got like this. She only rarely showcased such blatant affection, such blatant declaration of her deep yet rather complicated love for you as her wife. "Please... Let's go home..." You simply whispered, which made her nod in approval.
You gazed up at the skies as you walked away, sunlight beginning to filter through the thick clouds and making you frown bitterly as it warmed your face. Arlecchino's hand meanwhile rested against your back, her watchful eyes gliding across the endless meadows you passed by, and for a moment, she could hear her children laughing, squealing and frolicking through the tall grass. They chased each other in a game of tag, running as fast as they could away from the two of you, over a hill and into what the Knave imagined to be their freedom far from her cold and stern ways. She cracked a bitter smile, one of acceptance as she glanced down at your tired, silently crying and trembling form.
Arlecchino was perhaps wrong after all. Maybe in the end the children did need a loving, nurturing mother instead.
What a shame, that it was too late to go back now.
Alright, so this took me all day to write, and I'm not sure if it's good, because I'm still very sick... but I still hope you liked this, Anon, and thank you again for the request!!!<33
#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact fanfic#genshin x reader#genshin arlecchino#genshin arlecchino x reader#arleccino genshin#arlecchino x reader#arlecchino x you#genshin
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BRAT PACK
This wasn't how it was supposed to be.
Mia Green was rich, pretty, popular and feared. She hadn't always been, but she was now and she had no intention of ever going back to her humble beginnings. From her expensive manicured fingernails, up to her perfect hair and down to her pedicured toes - she was every inch a bitch.
Bitches like her weren't supposed to end up with their hands and legs tied up in their own bedrooms after being ambushed by some fucking nobody nerd. This wasn't part of the plan.
"You ready to lose everything bitch?" smiled Violet as she watched Mia fight helplessly against the ropes keeping her tied. Pulling out a cigarette lighter, she clicked it to show the flame worked and with a satisfied smirk picked up an innocent looking hip pack from the bed.
She'd thought she'd be scared and terrified of this situation, but Violet was excited to finally get into the room of her hated enemy and destroy the source of her powers. Mia meanwhile was the terrifed one, she was about to lose EVERYTHING.
Violet brought the flame close to the hip pack. "Now we'll see what happens when I destroy this. Prepare to lose it all."
Violet and Mia had once been amazing friends - soulmates even - but then Mia had been corrupted and transformed into an evil, bullying, popular girl by the innocent looking hip back Violet now held.
The Brat Pack would corrupt you into a popilar girl then give it's wearer whatever they desired. Once buckled round your waist it would transform you and then the contents of the bag would always be exactly what you needed to become meaner, more spoiled and more evil.
For Mia that had been expensive makeup that had turned her even naughtier, a credit card that had made her rich, keys to a convertible... the Brat pack always gave her what she needed.
Some items from the pack were not even directly for her use, such as the extra large condoms that had transformed a boy in her year into a hunky black guy with a massive dick. She did so like a big cock in her tight pussy and corrupting other people had trned out to be fun too. Once the items had been used, reality would change to accomodate and over time Mia had warped the school to reflect her twisted whims.
Now Violet was going to destroy it all.
"Wait," she gasped - using her most commanding tone and causing Violet to stop inchs from burning the Brat Pack. "If you do that, I might die! You have to turn me back to normal first or the effect would be too much."
Violet peered at her suspiciously - but there was only pleading and fear in Mia's eyes. What was she up to?
Mia knew she had lost. What she was telling Violet was of course a lie. Destroying the Brat Pack would probably just turn everything back to normal and once it was done, there would never be any chance of being rich, pretty and popular ever again.
She didn't want to live in a world where there was no chance of ever getting this power back. She didn't want to see the Brat Pack destroyed. Her only chance now was to corrupt Violet. To trick her old friend into putting on the Brat Pack and becoming the new Alpha bitch.
It was gonna suck to lose all her power and watch Violet take her place, but maybe... maybe she could convince Violet to make her one of her clique. Once Violet was evil, she might reward Mia for helping her to ascend.
And maybe... one day when Violet's guard was down, Mia would get the Brat Pack back and become the top Alpha Bitch again.
It was better than watching this stupid goody goody destroy the Brat Pack entirely.
"You need to put it on, then inside you'll find a way to turn me back to normal. If you only wear it for a few moments, it won't have time to fully corrupt you - trust me. Why would I lie to you about this?"
Violet looked at her suspiciously, but also with a conflicted concern in her eyes.
"Please Violet, I don't want to die. Please help me, I want to be good again, I want to be your friend."
"Okay... I'll do it, just for a moment. But this better not be some sort of trick. There's no way out of this for you."
Putting down the lighter, she reluctantly took the Brat Pack, slid it around her waist and clicked it shut.
Pink magical flames burst into life around Violet. She gasped and groaned as the pack instantly transformed her physical body. "Ohhh fuckkkk that feel's mmmmh, so good!"
Violet's hands went to her chest and she moaned wetly as her once tiny non-existent tits ballooned out and her white blouse became a plunging white halter-top that showed off miles of her now smooth tanned flesh and rounded boobs.
Her top rose up, sitting just underneath her now jutting tits as bitchy manicured nails shot from her fingers and her hips pushed out to give her an even more feminine body shape.
Her once flat ass swelled and popped out as her jeans shrunk and transformed into a tiny plaid mini skirt that barely covered anything. Her glasses melted away as her face became even prettier and more feminine, coated in expensive makeup and with a perpetual smirk or pout depending on her mood.
Long silky hair swished effortlessly around her shoulders and Violet touched it in wonder. Every inch of her was now more feminine, more beautiful, more... perfect.
She felt full of confidence, arrogance, power. She felt like a spoiled bitch.
On the bed Mia had also changed.
The packs power had transfered fully over to Violet and now as she looked at the pathetic cringing nerd tied up in front of her, Violet couldn't help but feel her pretty lips twist into a sneer of contempt. What a fucking loser.
"Well, well, well," she heard herself say. "Looks like you're back to normal anyway Mia. Why the fuck did you have me put this on? Now I'm going to destroy it and you'll have lost everything."
"Why destroy it?" whimpered Mia. "You have the power now Violet. Doesn't it feel good? Look around. This room is yours now. The pictures have all changed to you and YOUR popular friends."
Violet looked round in amazement and saw Mia wasn't lying. There on a shelf of cheerleading trophies was a picture of the squad winning the best cheer award for the sixth year in a row - and in the front the head cheerleader was now Violet herself grinning and holding the trophy aloft.
"All this is yours now... Goddess," whimpered Mia pathetically.
Sliding her hands under her tits and causing them to push out more, Violet leaned over Mia and enjoyed the look of fear in the other girls eyes. "What did you call me maggot?"
"I called you Goddess, because you are one now. You have it all. My former beauty, my status, my wealth. That convertible outside on the drive is now YOUR car. Have a look inside the Brat Pack and see."
Violet suspiciously opened the pack and pulled out a driver I.D. "Car? But I don't even know how to drive. I..."
Violet had not learned to drive yet, but as she held the I.D in her hand she groaned and felt new knowledge and certainity flow into her. Of course she knew how to drive, of course she owned a convertible. She loved taking her squad shopping to the mall in it. She reached into the Brat pack and pulled out her keys. Yes - perfect. Violet looked down at the Brat Pack and a smiled flitted over her face. This thing would give her whatever she now desired. This was pretty fucking cool.
Mia watched quietly as she saw Violet's body language changing by the second. Her plan was working. Violet was accepting the evil and being corrupted. She now walked like an Alpha Bitch and was clearly enjoying the feeling of being hot and sexy. She just had to convince Violet to make her one of her squad.
"All this is yours Violet. The sexy clothes, the shoes, the hot lingerie. You're the Alpha Bitch now and I will willingly serve you and help you have more power. Make me one of your squad and I'll be your guide."
Violet looked at herself in the mirror. She looked so fucking beautiful and she felt so powerful. She was no longer a shy nerd, she was now a mean spoiled bitch.
She imagined being the centre of attention, having everything she wanted. She imagined being pampered and spoiled every day. She imagined a big black cock in her mouth, in her tight pussy.
"Noooo, what's happening to me? I have to resist. I have to take this pack off."
Violet realised she was losing herself. She had come here today to stop Mia and destroy this evil thing, she had to get it off and set things right. Her fingers went to the catch.
"NO! Don't do it Violet," urged Mia from the bed. "Let the evil flow into you. Let your soul turn black and every inch of you become a spoiled fucking brat. You'll love how it feels to be a bully, to have everyone obey you. That tight pussy of yours will feel so good wrapped tight around a pistoning black cock. You'll cum so hard you'll squirt. Don't you wanna know how that feels? Don't you wanna be a bad girl?"
"Noooo I'm good, I'm not like you," gasped Violet struggling to control herself.
"You're not good Violet, you're a fucking bitch. You're a cruel, jealous, spiteful little popular whore. Say it!" desperately urged Mia.
"I'm... I'm a little popular whore. I'm a fucking bitch," groaned Violet wetly as she began to touch her improved body. Her breathing was heavy, her eyes were bright. Her hands were now away from the brat pack on on herself.
"Yessss, I'm a fucking bitch. I love bullying others and being mean and evil. Ohhhh GOD! It feels so good to say it," laughed Violet throwing her head back.
"That's right," grinned Mia in glee. "You're going to be even more evil than I was. Just imagine all the naughty, cruel, depraved things you'll do as a popular bitch."
"Mmmmh, I don't HAVE to imagine. I can HAVE it all," Violet excitedly whispered. "Yessss, YES! This feels right, this feels good. I'm the Mistress of the Brat Pack now. This power is all mine."
Violet squeezed her tits and screamed pleasurably as she felt her pussy throb in response. Being mean, being bad turned her on. It made her fucking DRIP.
Turning on her heels, she strutted across the room and stretched her perfect body out, feeling the pull of her perfect young muscles. "I understand it now. I'm fucking perfect... I AM a Goddess."
In the space of a few minutes Violet had gone from an innocent girl into a mean, manipulative, spoiled brat. Dark and twisted thoughts flowed through her mind, turning her on and exciting her in equal measure.
The possibilities of the Brat Pack and the mean selfish things she could do with the power, were incredible. Her lips curved into a cruel dominant smile. She tossed her silky hair back and looked down at the nerd on the bed in front of her.
All that remained now was to decide what to do with this human garbage.
Violet looked down at Mia and now she could see the other girls thoughts written large on her face. Mia had a calculating look in her eyes, she obviously thought she was achieving some advantage by tricking Violet into wearing the pack and being corrupted.
God, this loser was so transparent it was almost painful.
"Haha, you fucking loser. I see your plan now. You wanted me to become corrupted so I would keep the Brat Pack and not destroy it. Perhaps you thought you might be able to one day get it back or perhaps I'd elevate you to serve as one of my clique as a reward. But I have a better idea."
Rummaging in her hip pack, Violet purred happily as a shiny male chastity cage came out alongside a padlock and a key on a necklace.
Sliding the key around her neck, she strutted over to the confused Mia.
"You know far too much about the Brat Pack and it's power Mia. I can't risk that you'll ever try to take it back. I can't suffer a rival. As Mia you are a threat - but as Mylon you'll be nothing more than my braindead little simp."
Pulling down Mia's jeans, Violet held the cage out expectantly in front of her friends pussy. Mia gasped in horror as with a strange tingling - her clit began to swell and grow and she groaned and shook as her body changed.
Her small boobs shrank away and her bones cracked and shifted. A tiny pathetic penis pushed out of her groin - and with a giggle of glee Violet snapped the cage around it and clicked the padlock in place.
Mia shook as the changes accelerated. Her mind went foggy and she tried to hold onto who she was and what had happened, but it was hopeless.
Groaning, Mylon opened his eyes and looked confusedly around the bedroom of his Goddess. His tiny caged dick was throbbing with urgency. How had he got here.
"Get on the floor and lick my boots loser," growled Violet and Mylon gulped and threw himself down. Licking and kissing Violet's purple boots he whimpered as she laughed at him.
"Oh my God, you're even more pathetic that I could have imagined. This is totally what you deserve. You can be my sad little simp - trapped permanently in chastity and the friend-zone, never knowing what you lost and what you once had."
Adjusting the pack around her waist, Violet unclipped it and walking to her wardrobe opened the door. At the back was a safe and she carefully put in a code and then locked the Brat Pack safely away where only she could use it.
The changes remained - unless someone else put on the pack, the power would remain hers. She was going to be a lot more careful not to lose it like Mia had.
"Stop grovelling and run home loser. I want all my homework done by the end of tonight."
Violet grinned as she watched her simp willingly comply with her orders. The thrill of power, the thrill of being a bitch. These things were new to her, but she couldn't wait to explore them further.
It felt so good to be a brat, and there was no going back.
Later that night as she sucked one giant blak cock and felt another go deeper and deeper inside her perfect pussy, she wondered if Mylon would even remember how good being a bitch had felt in his dreams.
She hoped so... but then again, who gave a fuck?
THE END
#evie hyde#brat pack#brat#f2f corruption#bitchification#f2f transformation#corruption#bully#evil bitch#tricked
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Ochh wah a bloody idiot I am…….betruayd me best frend ffor sum shiny new weapons all cos of some shhtupid blody colors…bawgh some friedn I trned oot tae be…!. M jest a oneyed blloody monster wot cannaet stay loyal ta a mate or a team te save me life…cripe wha a sad wallowin lump i am….bloodyy useless….!!…
#tf2#tf2 demoman#tav’s gabs#photavgraphs#//mod note: this is meant to be a photo in context but i can’t do sfm so i drew it instead#//mod note: he was reminded of blu soldier so he got really drunk and miserable about it
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hi sorry bug im kinda drunk on saturday and jjust noticed u trned anon back on and ive been alguhign about this for like a week since in figured it out and felt the neeed to sure soim using u as like whisperappjpg and confessting. because yiu were my first fic writer in this fandom and ily <3 but when i first got into the co d- fandom i watchwed a playthrough witb no captions and i literally. thought they were calling his (soap's) ass SOUP the entire time. and now i cannot unsee it an cnnot get hot for him because of it. i look at him and i just see. soup. soup
hello! thank you for reading! i'm souper grateful.
i hope one day you can get hot for soup. i think you should use your noodle and stew on it for a bit.
have a shitty shop to help with the hangover. this was the only idea in stock. hope this doesn't broth-er you.
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🔐 something no one would guess about you
This is so hard to answer because I've been told on numerous occasions that I'm a very predictable person. IVE HAD MY FRIEND TELL ME VERY SPECIFIC TRNEDS I FALL UNDER AND CONTINUE TO FALL UNDER LIKE TWICE AND IT IS ST I L L TRUE.
So I had to consult a friend about this and the general consensus is my middle name is kinda out of left field LMAO
It's Margaret. And I hate it. But it's also kinda funny
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Gathering Materials
After Ronnie starts his own monster factory, he decides to finally start his long planned project. It has been going well. Until his lover, Dr. Moth, asks a question. (WARNING: abuse/assault and blood under the cut)
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It had been a full year since Ronnie had started his monster factory, he'd somehow conviced NME to collab on some monsters a little while back which gave him all the knowledge he needed to create his own monsters for his future plans. Getting workers was easy enough too! Just slapped some job advertisments around the galaxy's many planets and, bam!
Many easily manipulatable shmucks instantly under his command! Some with college degrees of various topics, some with just a bachelors degree, regardless of that he'd got his work force and secretly worked alongside them to monitor which ones he could have more than one use for.
One of them esspecially caught his eye, a moth man named Manny Moth, a man who took no nonesense from anyone and his job position and plans seriously. Growling and lashing out at anybody who interrupted his work. Ronnie would be wrong if he didn't admit that he'd been charmed by the man's passion and lack of care for other's opinions. Ronnie had made sure to charm him right back, and had made him his lover, and he soon became a key factor to making his most powerful monsters.
The progress on his monster army was going smoothly, all according to plan!
Although... his current, secret project, was proving to be difficult to collect the proper materials for it...
He was stuck on his creations wings, a small part of them anyways... There was a decently sized hole in the center of each wing that he, currently, had no more matrials for. Guess he should've thought twice before starting from the outside of the wings and working towards the center.
As he was pondering on what to do, the doorbell to his lab rang out, startling him out of his thoughts. He whipped his head towards the door and noticed a pair of familiar looking fuzzy antenna.
"Come in my love!" Ronnie called out.
As the door opened, Manny stormed in the room as if he was on a mission. He spoke with a slight yell as he approached Ronnie.
"You've got some explaining to do "my love." What did you use for the monster's core?! The one I didn't help you with?!" Manny hissed out.
Ronnie paused. "Why was he with that monster?" He thought to himself. But regardless of his slowly rising anger and confusion, he kept smiling for his beloved.
"What ever do you mean love? I used the same thing I use for all my monster's cores!-"
"THEN WHAT IS IT RONNIE?!" Manny was actually yelling now. "BECAUSE THE ONE I WAS DOING MAINTENANCE ON SPOKE TO ME LIKE IT WAS A CHILD! MONSTERS AREN'T SUPPOSE TO SOUND LIKE LITTLE KIDS RON!!!"
Ronnie remained silent, his smile still on his face. Which only fueled Manny's frustration.
"FUCKING SAY SOMETHING!!!" Manny screamed out as he grabbed the collar of Ronnie's labcoat.
Then Ronnie snapped.
He grabbed Manny's arms, swung him onto his desk, and began to punch his face. How dare he grab him like that?! How dare he raise his voice at him?! He will pay for doing such things to him.
Ronnie proceeded to throw Manny onto the ground, his wings twitching with pain as he struggled to sit himself up.
...His wings...
...His lovely wings...
Ronnie silently walked up to Manny, who was still struggling.
Raised his right arm.
And began slashing.
Manny screamed in agony as Ronnie was shredding wis wings off his back. He tried to fight back, but the more he struggled, the more violent Ronnie's slashes became. Who then used his other arm to tear off his left wing. Then his right one.
Ronnie then slammed his foot onto Manny's back, stunning him while he carefully placed his two new pieces of material onto his desk. They were the perfect size to cover up those holes in his creation's own wings!
Ronnie then slowly trned back to his lover, who was trying to catch his breathe. He'll certainly want to leave now. Would want to tell someon about what had just happened.
Well... He just couldn' let him do that now, could he?
Ronnie grabbed a spare metal pipe and swung it at Manny's head, knocking him out on impact.
He will make a good subject for his upcoming experiment.
...
Ronnie just needed to get his surgical tools and table ready...
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mutual posting artword: erughh sorry guys, im not really proud of how it trned out :(( *shows the most profound, unique drawing and artstyle you could look at for hhours and has like only 3 notes*
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:[ I dons fel da bes..
Wus doing someting n scul n we had tu chose endrged animls frum Africa.. n I wnted a turbl cuz I luv turbls! Bus smebdy trned n der animal jus befre n t wus alsu a turbl.. I gotz super stresd n I dnt remebr muc bus I know my emotins got tu bigz n I strted cryings.. s wusnt tu bad du..
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Bus I fel bad for letng my emotns get tu me..
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It’s okay dear, emotions get the better of all of us sometimes
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