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paigerambles · 7 years ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYLEIGH!! (PT. 4) @lists-andrandomshit

“That looked easier on TV.” ( Isobel & Logan )

“I know babe but just give me like, ten...twenty, maybe twenty five takes and I’ll get it just like that too.”

“That sounds painful.”

“Only if I don’t stretch first.”

“Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” ( Isobel & William )

“Who'd have guessed your legs could actually go that high?”

"Why are you wearing that?”

“Look Isobel, there's only room for one bitch in this relationship and I'm afraid that position has been filled. Goodnight.”

“That was a bad plan.” ( Dean & Jesse )

“There is no such thing as a bad plan, only plans that didn’t exactly go to...plan. ---Right, okay. Quit looking at me like that. I never should have gotten on Jase’s bike. If anything, Rose is just gonna think I am like, 3000% more loser-like than she already did. Now, can you please just draw Garfield on my cast and leave the judging for when they give me more pain meds?”

“That’s mine!”

“Oh hey sorry man. I didn’t mean to do that. Behind your back. I guess it was just an honest mistake, right? ... I’ll get you another soda.”

“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” ( Dean & Sapphire )

"Maybe we are meant to be.”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” ( Alex & Jesse )

“Then just call me mozzarella, Vandervort ‘cause I’m on a roll. A pizza roll.”

“They’re coming.”

“... Harry Potter? No! The Walking Dead. No, hang on. I got it! You’re doing you whenever we’re at a charity shindig and your parents come over to warn you not to break anything. Else. I nailed it, didn’t I?”

“You could have died!” ( Alex & Logan )

“I know. I know that! I just--- Look, not that I don't appreciate it but... Why do you care so much, Alex? Why do you care so much about me?"

"You could have killed someone!” ( Alex & Vanessa )

"If he ever darkens the door of this diner again, I just might succeed.”

"This seems familiar.” ( Scarlett & Logan )

“C’mon Scar, don’t give me that look. I’ve definitely never used this exact and brand new excuse before to bail on a tutor sesh with my number one brainiac. Thus, this cannot seem familiar. What's familiar is you not throwing on your glad rags and doing a few rounds of shots with your protégé. That's what's familiar here.”

“This stays between us.”

“Scarlett... I know. Look, I know you still think that I'm some kinda idiot but I'm not completely clueless. You don't have to spell out what this means to you, how important it is. I get how serious it is. I wasn't gonna tell anyone what happened but if you need me to like, sign something or something then draft it. I'll use a glitter pen and everything. Whatever you need. But for the record, I still think he is completely undeserving of another thought from anyone, especially not you.”

“You coward.” (Scarlett & Sapphire )

"Oh what? You think that you're so much better because you hide your bottles of wine and pretend that you don't cry your eyes out every night? That just because you shrugged it all off and acted like you knew that dad was gonna do it all along--- You know what, I don't care. I don't care what you think of me or how I choose to deal with all the crap that keeps happening and happening. You can take your 'brave face' and just go straight to hell, Scarlett."

“You don’t need to be so gentle.” ( Scarlett & William )

"I just wanted to let you down easy, Scarlett... Logan was never going to be good enough for you anyway, okay? Okay. I'll see you later."

“Truth hurts, don’t it?” ( Jake & Sapphire )

“Yeah, you hear that. I guess I just never thought I'd have to hear any of that from you, Jake.”

“Want to hear a secret?”

“Yes, but only if it's a really good one. This is as sober as I'm getting this week so lay it on me, my lips will be completely sealed. But if it's that I'm the prettiest girl in the whole world then chill --- I already know that.”

“We need to talk.” ( Gunnar & Tessa )

"Serious face? I didn’t even know you were capable of having one of those. Don’t tell me... Blake Shelton didn’t get voted Sexiest Man Alive? ---I’m kidding. I- What’s wrong?”

“We’re moving too fast.”

"You’re the one who wanted to do the pony rides after getting corn-dogs. I’m just saying, there’s only one of us in the wrong here. It’s not me. It’s you, it’s you Gunnar.”

"You drive me crazy!” ( Gunnar & Logan )

"You’re welcome.”

"Well that was unexpected.” ( Freddie & Logan )

“Dude, I know. Since when does William Huntzberger ever show up to one of our games? Or just show up, period! Who invited him? You... You didn't invite him did you? Wait, what am I saying... William Huntzberger doesn't get invited anywhere, he just shows up unannounced like he owns the place which, even if he does, is just plain rude. Have I had enough whiskey to justify throwing all my chips at his stupid face?”

“What are we doing here?”

“It's called...relaxing. Now, I know you're used to living in the lap of luxury but let me tell you this: you haven't known luxury, until you've known luxury. Freddie my man, my guy... Welcome to the spa that hot stone massaged the bickering out of freshmen year Isobel Prescott, Charlotte Montgomery and Jessica Knightly. You are good to pay, right? Or do you want me to just throw it on my tab- yes, I have a tab here- and you can hit me up later?”

“You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” ( Freddie & Emmeline )

"How about you just reign it in, Robin Hood. Relax, I'm not here to make sure your ass goes down for 10 plus years without parole. I already dropped the charges and paid a little extra so no one tells your mom about this. Now drop the attitude and let's talk like civilized robbers and robbees."

“What are you afraid of?” ( Felicity & Emmeline )

“What am I afraid of? Oh I don't know... How about everything! This is- God, this just isn't happening, okay? We are not having this conversation. What am I afraid of... He's marrying my sister. He was always going to marry my sister and- and it doesn't matter if I suddenly have- suddenly noticed these stupid feelings, I can't. I can't do anything about them. And that sucks! That's terrifying. I'll never get to do anything about them because we're stuck, trapped in this Fairchild-Donovan bubble and he doesn't even see it. Even if he did... He's Julian. He's my best friend and I- I can't ruin that. And what about Lucille? I've hurt her enough. I've done enough. I am so sick of feeling like this, of being terrified to even breathe around him and I just want it to stop. There. Are you satisfied?”

“What are you touching?”

“... I left a packet of Doritos underneath the couch cushions.”

"You lied to me!” ( Felicity & Nick )

"Well--- What the hell was I supposed to say, Felicity? That I was scared things were going to actually go somewhere? That I wasn't ready to be the guy with the perfect girl and the life that made perfect sense? That- That my parents were ready to call you family and practically put the ring into my hand and then onto your finger? I messed up, I know that. If I could go back and do things differently then I would. Or I'd at least try to but... It doesn't matter now."

“You mean everything to me.” ( Baby!Felicity & Nick )

"You’re not so bad yourself, babe.”

“You owe me.” ( Felicity & Logan )

"You are ridiculously hot when you’re being vaguely threatening.”

“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”

“I thought you wanted breakfast? I- I mean, yes ma’am. Miss. Felicity.”

“What are you?” ( Jenny & Nate )

“I- What? I’m... Just out the shower?”

“What do you need?”

“This is sort of embarrassing but I don’t... I don’t really know how to work the...oven and uh, the cooking instructions on the back of this are in a really small font. And- You’re totally judging me right now, aren’t you?”

“What happened to you?” ( Caisson & Bella )

“Don’t act cute, Andrews. I think we both know exactly what happened. Please don’t take this lightly: do not fuck with my practice piano again.”

“What have I done this time?” ( Caisson & Tessa )

“You tell me. This is the fifth time this week someone’s spontaneously lost their eyebrows around you. That’s the kind of reputation that sticks y’know.”

“What if someone catches us?” ( Julian & Emmeline )

“Then we’re screwed.”

"What sort of noise was that?”

“Hey, this has always been my laugh. Don't be a buttface, thank you.”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?” ( Tripp & Emmeline )

“Don't be a bitch baby, Vanderbilt. It's not like I'm tossing you out the window or anything... But if you're not gone before my roommate gets home from her shift, I am going to toss the Armani down the garbage chute. I'll do it”

“What were you thinking?”

“I don't know, Tripp. Everyone was just being so loud and it was like every time I tried to speak, to get out one little word, my throat started to close up and I couldn't focus anymore. It was just a blur, a big pointless blur of selfish and petty people who I- I was so desperate for the approval of. Still. Even after everything I've been through, everything I did to get away... I was like a little girl waiting for mommy to tell me she loved me more than the big white bow in my hair that meant everyone's eyes would be on me at her ball. Her ball that she did love so much and I... Can- Can we just go back to not talking? I feel like we're much better at that.”

“Where are my clothes?” ( Tripp & Logan )

“Trippsy, please... Use your indoor voice. I'm not even awake yet and I only have one leg in my pants and I don't even know where the other one is. Clothes are just society's way of caging your soul, man. Don't let them take that from you. Be the nude you wanna see in the world.”