#trip sounds

[feelo-fick]

i thought the reason was obvious..??

but you dont seem to get the implication so i guess ill just keep talking and you can listen if you want to

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that one meme but its them :] sort of a sequel to this

[zivazivc]

started going wall climbing with my brother recently and it's so much fun! i used to do it as a kid but stopped because i was super short, dunno why i never picked it up again...

anyway i kind of imagine these two would do that too, like a fun date, especially in a human au scenario, although i drew them as trolls because i've realized i haven't drawn them much at all

[bathylychnops]

warmups of my darling angel boy snookums (my wife says i need to be nicer to jett)

[housecow]

y’all will never see me as an actual bbw model or making scenario/stuffing content of any sort because i am a TERRIBLE actor.

no i cant do a cute little moan and rub my belly after a funnel session, im literally about to pass out and need to be tucked into bed

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Happy birthday!

I couldn’t quite figure out a gift in time. So take these *cats meowing* they’ve been severed from me.

These are my most trusted possessions- Or they were.

My little light bulbs.

It was decided that I wouldn’t have them anymore.

So I guess you can have them!

Happy birthday! My mascara is running. I have to go.

Goodbye everyone! Thank you!

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Happy birthday, you bitch.

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No transcript for this one.

There are noises.

Wear headphones, not because it is suggestive, but so that no one judges you.

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Transcript:

Happy birthday, Miku! -From your friend, Gabriel.

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[c---crow]

kyyaaa! >.<

[royalarchivist]

This video is only available to people who are members of Acau's ( 악어 ) Youtube, but one of his fans posted a short clip Acau shared of his and Quackity's conversation testing out the QSMP translator!

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[ilovepannacotta]

And they talked until the dawn.

At one point during the night Darius threw a rock at Ling to make him shut up for laughing so hard.

first day of the @edling-week 2024, happy gay week everyone.

[farmlesbians]

i want to be transformed into clay so that somebody can slap me onto a pottery wheel and spin me around super fast to mold me into whatever they want me to be .

[sophfandoms53]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL AFTER THIS

[notbecauseofvictories]

I was sitting in my hostel's common room (journaling and absentmindedly eating dinner) and tripped and fell into a two hour discussion with a British man who happened to be sitting there as well. We discussed international politics and I managed to hold my own---who knew I had this many opinions about the ICJ? Also he kissed my hand afterward, which has to be the most charming thing to happen to me in recent history. Now I'm sweetly cradled in wine bed and listening to a recording of the opera I wanted to see...it's okay, actually. Everything is wonderful.

[shotmrmiller]

⚠️TW - KIDNAPPING⚠️

Okay so it's obvious that this would never happen, but just imagine you SOMEHOW manage to escape from the 141, no way you're getting more than a few days before they find you again

you're right that slipping through their fingers would never happen. as if they wouldn't have shifts to keep an eye on you. and cameras. and dogs. but if you somehow did, this time they're lacing their fingers together and making a prison with em.

i personally love the idea of them being really really tolerant of your outbursts. they get it. this is all very different for you, no doubt hard to handle. so they take your punches and kicks and bites with incredible grace. at the end of the day, you're better off with them, no matter how resistant. but then you make your grand escape and decide that they've clearly been too nice. they've given you everything you could ask for; a bedroom fit for royalty, your favorite foods stocked full, their unconditional love and attention.

but that ends when you decide to bite the hand that's fed you. if you're gonna act like a runaway dog, then they'll treat you like it. (depending on who's decided to make you a permanent part of his life, this punishment could last from a half hour to days 🥲)

[unicornpopcorn14]

Skk watching any type of movie/show with a plot twist is so funny because Dazai calls the plot twist out in seconds and Chuuya always doubts him and is never convinced until said plot twist happens and he's now fuming because Dazai spoiled that for him

[pencilscratchins]

they won’t let tpol be on season 3 of strange new worlds because they know footage of old tpol would allow me to finish my tripol silver springs fancam

[worstloki]

there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these

[crtter]

I can mimic both crow and bat calls so well I can attract both of these animals so the reason why goths aren’t lining up to ask me out is unknown to me.