#trilithion

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Stonehenge (from 3000 to 2000 BCE), Wiltshire, about 10 years ago.

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Candidate Dagon: NO SHOW

Spokesminions from the Cthulhu campaign report that while their camp has in good faith shown up at every cataclysm and rending of reality, Dagon, the coastal candidate and long-time nemesis of His Unviewableness, has not risen to the surface to debate, battle, or even warp sanity.  

A despondent Dagon supporter contemplates the abyss.

As our readers probably know, Dagon’s key campaign platform has been to bring the Innsmouth Look (tm) to all of humanity, even those dissenting desert dwellers currently worshipping Cthulhu as their leading candidate.  “No more will I be shackled to the Trilithion of Cthulhu!” he was last reported declaiming as the waves closed over his head, and he has not been seen since.  Cthulhu’s spokesminions aver that they will still attend every campaign apocalypse sources indicate that staffers are referring privately to the revered sea deity as “Chicken of the Sea.”  Newcomer oddball Peabody Mugglesworth III was questions in connection to Dagon’s absence, but claimed ignorance.

Cthulhu pleased at his dominance.