#trickstermoose67

[continentcakeshop]

Cake Shop Winter Gift Exchange

Today's fic was written by @jaskiersvalley, a gift for @trickstermoose67! The fic is

Once Upon the South

Rated: M Pairings: Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher) Minor or Background Relationship(s)Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of RiviaGaetan/Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet

On one of his annual visits to Corvo Bianco, Lambert hears about someone who might be able to swear better than him. With nothing better to do, he embarks on a journey to prove he is the best at swearing on all of the continent.

[catawampuscorner]

Rex never has to wait too long to get his ARCs back lmao

✨Patreon✨| Commissions | Bluesky

@ahsoka1 @all-hallows-evie @onwardsandsideways @pentowrite-wingstofly @pyromanicdaydreamer @dangerousstrawberrypie @clonecyare @youngcheesecaketale @techissweet @ladykatakuri @freerunner4427 @weridgreenaurora @burning-quesadilla @constellation-savvy @chromia7567 @ahsokatano-thetogruta @my-flights-of-fantasy @darkangel4121 @zoeyserpentluck @theproblemwithstardust @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life  @ladysongmaster @yellowflicker09 @mmmdixie @needlefrost @queencousland101 @imrowanartist @bloom-domino-akrum @evergreen-lyricist ​​ @molly-mcgiftens @korribanarchive ​​  @victoryandlife​ @negative-ghostrider @screamingmadvoid @moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom @zaya @darknight-brightstars @trickstermoose67 @arkred @theredshirtsarecoming @mis-mcgifstenn @elismor @coline7373 @nekotaetae @dangraccoon @mandogab @jediava @thatgreyjedi @ladykatakuri @droids-you-are-looking-for @saphirlefanz @u-got-lokid @zaya-mo @yellowflicker09 @jonathananubian @AhsokaTanoFan25 @razor0-0 @thatgreyjedi @the-bad-batch-baroness @nerd-ika @quinchronicles @trixie2023 @sunshinesdaydream

.

Chuck your name in here if you want to be tagged!

[kueble]

Pleasantly Sore

Happy Monster March! I'm doing a little challenge with a few friends and wrote this for the prompt: Werewolf. The challenge was to keep it under 1k, so enjoy a bit of post-sex cuddling.

Mature, Warnings: Werewolf Geralt, Knotting, buckets of come. 600 words.

Geralt/Jaskier

---

Jaskier tries to catch his breath, but he’s just had three extremely intense orgasms, the last one rushing through him when Geralt's knot popped past his rim. As he gasps for air, he can feel another pulse of come filling him, and he whines deep in his chest. Geralt lets out a noise that could be mistaken for a purr if he didn't keep insisting wolves don't purr. He looks up at Jaskier , his golden eyes glowing in the darkness surrounding them, and then licks his cheek sloppily.

Jaskier laughs at this before reaching down to rub him behind the ears. Geralt pushes against his hand, his tongue hanging out as he pants in puffs of hot air against Jaskier’s flushed face. He can't help leaning down and kissing Geralt’s nose, smiling as the werewolf hums at him. It comes out as a soft growl, but Jaskier is an excellent werewolf translator.

Geralt closes his eyes, probably exhausted after a night of running around the forest followed by hours of fucking. It only took a couple of months after he was cursed for the pair to figure out sex is the best way to calm him down on the night of a full moon. He usually passes out after he hits his limit, which is what's happening now.

Because Geralt is forever mistaking himself for a burden Jaskier is forced to put up with, he assumed Jaskier was forced into fucking him and tried to put a stop to it. After Jaskier very thoroughly explained how amazing it was to be opened up with a wet, rough tongue and then practically fucked through the forest floor, Geralt finally believed him. The only compromise they agreed to was that Jaskier would finger himself open so there was no chance of Geralt’s obscenely large cock hurting him. As if Jaskier wasn’t gagging for it each and every time.

Thankfully it turns out that riding his own oiled fingers while his werewolf waits for the chance to mount him is so ridiculously hot that Jaskier doesn’t miss the delicious burn of their first time.

At the moment, the fire has burnt down to coals, but the summer night is warm enough that Jaskier won't bother getting dressed again. Besides, he has his own personal heater sprawled out beneath him. He buries his face in the crook of Geralt’s neck and sighs into his soft fur. Geralt’s breathing has evened out, and he knows his lover is already deep asleep. He won't wake until well into the next morning, so Jaskier just lets his body melt against him, getting comfortable for the night.

Another wave of come pumps inside of him, and Jaskier whimpers at how fucking full he feels. Enough time has passed that this might be the end of it, and Geralt doesn't even wake even now. His belly feels tight as it presses into Geralt’s body, and he knows from experience that it looks swollen and round. Soon his knot will go down and his softening cock will slip out of Jaskier, allowing him to sleep as well.

His body is pleasantly sore in the way one gets after hours of lovemaking, and Jaskier lives for nights like this. Sure, Geralt can shift at will at this point, but he is always the wildest when the moon is full. Tomorrow he will wake covered in scratches and with dried come coating his thighs, but they're both badges he wears with pride. Jaskier feels Geralt’s prick begin to soften and allows his eyes to close, finally allowing sleep to wash over him.

---

NSFW Tags: @tothedesert @mayastormborn  @allinthebones @selectivegeekwithstandards @trickstermoose67 @dapandapod @theweirdlynx @tedrakitty @sharinalein @iamaqt314 @silvermintnightprincess @rockysstupidity @live-long-and-trek-on @larawrmonster @thesynysterunknown @rebard-main @gryffinqueen-blog @fangirleaconmigo @mothmanismyuncle @fontegagrilledcheese @thestarkwinter @lokibus @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde @221birl1823 @strippiluolamies @concussed-dragon @aurelia-which-means-sunrise @feral-jaskier @hayleynzlive @answrs @jaskierswolf @holymotherwolf @thisislisa @firefly-party @officerjennie @theshapeofcool @singerin @flawney @viking1919 @peanitbear @blues-tunes @panerato @nephilimeq

If you'd like to be added/removed, please let me know. Thank you!

[artistsfuneral]

This kept me from like 4 panic attacks, so definitely thank u to everyone who sent names :D

@abracadabranto @starlghtstarbrite @bow-ties-and-daydreams @mirrorthoughts @lyriumwolf @bellathecatastrophe @alaskawho @astralalmighty @iconicanemone @artemissaggezza @trickstermoose67 @nerdymuffinbonkcloud @ahh-fxck and anons :)

[nixie-deangel]

Tagged by @aqua-fail <33

7 comfort movies 🎥 🍿!

1) The Mummy

2) The Equalizer

3) How To Train Your Dragon

4) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

5) Rocky Horror Picture Show

6) The Princess Bride

7) Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Tagging: @trickstermoose67, @triskhellion, @lucide-dreamer-dreams, @a-redharlequin, @mxopifex, @buying-the-space-farm, @fuinixe and anyone else who'd liked to do this!

[liaonyxrayne]

Floriography: A Tale of Two Pirates. An OFMD piece done for the Spring Tides zine.

Tag list:

@continentcakeshop , @round--robin , @jayofolympus , @justhereforeskel , @trickstermoose67 , @justleaf

[jayofolympus-writes]

11, 12, and 22 please! 💜💜

11. Recommend a fic with an unusual/original headcanon or characterisation that you loved

Oh god do I really have to choose just one? I'm gonna be a cheater and go for 3.

the Time is a Dangerous Enemy series by @tumbleweedtech for the interesting take on Aen Seidhe gender is a must read

Endless Forms Most Beautiful by @liaonyxrayne is a lovely trans!Geralt fic that I adored

A Bloom of Warmth by @round--robin is a beautiful take on Erland and how his age must weigh on him sometimes

12. Recommend some fanart of an uncommon character, place, or event

I will never not screech over this art of Gaetan by @piranhaincaps, and @zkretchy 's Kiyan makes my brain happy

22. Give kudos to someone who deserves recognition for their contributions to the fandom (event mod, server mod, creator of rec lists, etc.)

Oh, the list here is endless. @continentcakeshop, obviously, but I would like to call out @trickstermoose67, @winter-fir, and @lookoutrogue specifically for all the cheering, prompting, and constant energy they provide

[lyriumwolf]

Tagged by  @whimsyswastry, thank you :)

Rules || Share 10 facts about yourself and tag 10 other blogs! I want to get to know my mutuals, and the people I follow a little bit :) The facts can be about anything!

1. I am very much set in which way i drink my black tea, so much i take my own   tea to work instead of drinking the brand we have there

2. When i write things like this in english, which is not my first language, i am always scared that i make spelling errors and that i will get mocked for them ^^

3. Yes, i am german

4. And a scorpio, and everything you think right now about scorpios is true XD

5. I have so many unread books on my shelf and still i buy new ones

6. If you talk about something i love or something i have a bit of knowledge of, i will info dump on you

7. I am a total klutz, i run into things, i trip over things, i smash things. Last week i went for breakfast with my cousin, and managed to loose control over my whole tray of food. Everything smashed on the floor, i’m still embarrassed now.

8. I have five earrings in every ear and a nose piercing

9. I have a triskelion tattoo on the back of my neck because of Teen Wolf, and i still want a tattoo for The Amazing Devil and Star Wars. But i need money first

10. Colorful socks with funny prints are the best, and i will never ever wear other socks again

Tagging without pressure: @trickstermoose67 @justanauthor17 @saritasoyyo @do-what-the-knight-tells-you @hedwig-dordt

[whimsyswastry]

Tagged by the wonderful @quietborderline (You may have noticed a recent unfollow and then follow -- that’s my bad, I have clumsy thumbs and was cleaning out my following list)

Rules || Share 10 facts about yourself and tag 10 other blogs! I want to get to know my mutuals, and the people I follow a little bit :) The facts can be about anything!

Tagging || @greypetrel @flamehairedsiren @n7viper @dairsmuids @satashiiwrites @trickstermoose67 @lyriumwolf @hauntedjellyfishtraveler @unicorn-farm (It won’t let me tag your main?) @hockles

No pressure as always <3

1. I have a basset/dachshund (possibly beagle?) mix who owns my soul. She’s my ride or die.

2. My current hobby is digital planning. I’ve even started digital notebooks for all my stories and my online classes.

3. I love to bake anything and everything, but I find cooking an absolute chore.

4. Even though I listened to thousands of songs in high school, I can’t help but be transported back in time whenever I hear “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” by Cobra Starship. It always triggers a memory of flying down the back roads in my car, on my way to spend the weekend with my best friends.

5. Despite living in cow country USA I’ve never worn a pair of cowboy boots.

6. I’m still driving my first car and will be shattered when it finally gives out.

7. I’m in the middle of redesigning the loft (where my work desk is). I literally cannot wait until my new desk and shelves finally arrive. i’m going for minimalism (so it will be easy to clean), but I will curate the best selection of trinkets so it doesn’t feel corporate and soulless.

8. I cry incredibly easily. I cry when I have a dumb argument with a friend, I cry when I get mad or mildly irritated, I cry when I accidentally add an extra tablespoon of sugar to my cookie recipe. One time, I even cried because both basketball teams couldn’t win. I don’t even like basketball. It’s incredibly frustrating.

9. If I lived in a bigger city, I think I would’ve gone into interior design. But my spouse and I didn’t want to move, and even if we had, life had other plans for me.

10. Despite being in my 30s, my favorite snack is still cinnamon toast with chocolate milk.

[on-a-lucky-tide]

9 People You'd Like To Know Better

Tagged by @round--robin and @trickstermoose67.

Last Song: Breathe Again by Pop Evil.

Weirdly, it began the writing juices again for a potential Eskel introspection piece.

Currently Reading: Legacy of Violence by C Elkin, Pageboy by Elliot Page.

Starting T soon and I have surgery booked for 18th December, so reading up on my hero is helping with the impatience. And I'm rewriting the department scheme of work on Empire, so I needed to refresh my historiography.

Currently Watching: Star Trek Voyager (step on me, Janeway) and Hannibal.

Currently Obsessed With: paddle boarding, camping, hiking, archery, bushcraft, motorbikes, Eskel.

You thought the obsession had passed? Oh no, it was just dormant while work spanked me into oblivion. I bought myself a new knife and axe recently too. Basically, I enjoy living as a Witcher sans death and monster guts.

Tagging: @lokibus, @tumbleweedtech, @quia-nominor--leo, @handholdinglion, @witcher-trash, @skaldingrayne, @lookoutrogue

[continentcakeshop]

Cake Shop Winter Gift Exchange

Today's Gift was written by @trickstermoose67 a gift for @skaldingrayne! The fic is

A Scrap of Colour

Rated: General Audiences Pairings: Eskel & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Lambert Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Lambert

The youngest generation of Wolves travel home to Kaer Morhen for the winter. They encounter unexpected kindness, each other and - was that a bard!? Also featuring Lambert’s horse, who is a bigger asshole than he is.

[catawampuscorner]

I've heard some rumblings online about new Tolkien film adaptations and like...may I humbly suggest...

✨Patreon✨| Stickers et al | Commissions | Instagram

@ahsoka1 @all-hallows-evie @onwardsandsideways @pentowrite-wingstofly @pyromanicdaydreamer @dangerousstrawberrypie @clonecyare @youngcheesecaketale @techissweet @ladykatakuri @freerunner4427 @weridgreenaurora @burning-quesadilla @constellation-savvy @chromia7567 @ahsokatano-thetogruta @my-flights-of-fantasy @darkangel4121 @zoeyserpentluck @theproblemwithstardust @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life  @ladysongmaster @yellowflicker09 @mmmdixie @needlefrost @queencousland101 @imrowanartist @bloom-domino-akrum @evergreen-lyricist ​​ @molly-mcgiftens @korribanarchive ​​  @victoryandlife​ @negative-ghostrider @screamingmadvoid @moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom @zaya @darknight-brightstars @trickstermoose67 @arkred @theredshirtsarecoming @mis-mcgifsten @elismor @coline7373 @nekotaetae @dangraccoon @mandogab

.

Chuck your name in here if you want to be tagged!

[justhereforeskel]

Tagged by @lokibus and @kuripon 💜

Tag ten people you wanna get to know better!

relationship status: So married - I think we're coming up on 15 years? (do either of us know for sure? no, not a chance lol)

favourite colour: Purple!

song stuck in my head: Shipping up to Boston (just the intro - it's on a loop, pls send help)

last song I listened to: The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy - Tom Cardy

three favourite foods: Tacos, tacos, and corn.

last thing I googled: Even Heat Kilns (partner is spinning up his blacksmithing business!)

dream trip: Tie between Japan and wandering across Europe. I just want to see some beautiful scenery and eat _all the delicious foods_.

anything I want right now: A job. Ugh being laid off suuuuucks so much.

Tagging (with the always only if you're feeling it! No pressure!) @midzilla @annablume @omaano @eredins-a-king-aint-he @heartoferebor @round--robin @lookoutrogue @trickstermoose67 @kueble @firefly-party

[potofsoup]

thanks for the lovely birthday wishes, @bcauseofreasons , @trickstermoose67, @bethofaus, @leveragehunters!  <3 <3 <3  I woke up to freshly-made miso soup and a card (joint effort of Mr. Soup and Miss Rutabaga (now age 6!! how did that happen?!)) and then in the evening we had longevity noodles and cake. :)))

And happy new year everyone! :D!!!

[nixie-deangel]

Tagged by the darling @inkspottedtea to do this picrew!!

Tagging: @trickstermoose67, @ragnarlothcat, @aqua-fail, @buying-the-space-farm, @fuinixe, @phoenixspencer, @veelawings, @lesbiandanieljacobi, @lisellevelvet, @fandommember and whoever would like to do this!

[liaonyxrayne]

9 People you want to know better! (there is no way I'm successfully tagging 9 people in this...)

Tagged by @round--robin. :P

LAST SONG: Uh...Uh? Probably something by The Hu, I was listening to that while painting.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: I'm crazy and decided to watch all of Star Wars in chronological order. I'm in... season 3 of Clone Wars.

CURRENTLY READING: Star wars fanfic. Yep.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Per my last two answers we're back on the Star Wars train lololololol. Also V Rising and Destiny 2.

NINE people. Uhhhhhhhhhh.... @frenchkey @jayofolympus @trickstermoose67 @tumbleweedtech ummmm... no I can't think anymore I just woke up lol.