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Adin wears drow made bhaalist armour - he has his own armourers (it has to be the right materials, have all the right enchantments and perfectly show off his body duh)
He needs to know everything, and be good at everything he knows (skills = self worth)
*Bouncing on it will fix him*
Adin and Orin were very close in the old days - it got him tadpoled
#i thought it'd be fun to fill one of these out :'D#can u guess who he's romancing in the game#trick question! it's all of them#baldur's gate 3#bg3#dark urge#Adin#bg3 fanart#romance chart#artists on tumblr
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Jason starts working with the Bats and he feels guilty. He is guilty.
Sure, he wasn't in his right mind during the Tower incident, not entirely, but he was in his right mind when he was planning it. The Pit could only take over for so long.
So maybe, when things start to get better between him and the bats, he takes up a case with Robin.
It's an easy case, but he's still impressed by how quickly Robin solves it.
Maybe Tim smiles when he solves the case and Jason ruffles his hair and tells him he did a good job--because god, Tim's just a kid; how could he not?
And maybe Tim keeps coming back after that.
Maybe Tim keeps solving all of Red Hood's cases before Jason can. Maybe Tim keeps taking over for Jason and maybe Jason starts to feel less guilty and more pissed off because he knows that he never fully thought things through as Robin and he knows that Bruce took on Tim as Robin because he did. He knows Tim is the smart Robin, but Tim has neither the right nor reason to rub it in his face, so maybe he snaps at Tim--tells him to get the fuck out of sight, tells him that he might not be the smartest person in the room but he's not some fucking idiot, tells him that he knows what he's doing and he doesn't need some fucking kid just going around solving his cases for him. Maybe, Jason tells Tim that he's not needed.
And maybe the guilt comes back when Tim leaves with tears in his eyes.
But, Jason thinks, all the guilt in the world isn't enough to override the anger and let Tim back in, not after he called Jason an idiot with everything but his words.
And then, maybe Jason is working a case and it expands past his territory and he finds himself in the cave, working with Batman. Maybe neither of them can solve it and Tim walks in, excitedly talking to Dick about something. (Jason isn't listening too closely.)
Maybe Bruce calls Tim over and Jason flinches--he didn't remember Bruce ever being that harsh when he was Robin.
Maybe Tim solves the case and Bruce turns back to Jason and starts planning their next step without so much as a thank you.
Maybe it's odd, to Jason, how Bruce and Tim don't act like a Batman and Robin to each other, and that thought sticks with him, bugging him whenever he has a quiet moment, so maybe a week or two passes before he asks Dick about it.
Maybe Dick's smile is sad when he explains how they've always been like that. Tim, always striving for attention, Bruce never giving it. Maybe Bruce's standards rose above what was physically possible in the wake of Jason's death and maybe Dick sobs himself to sleep every once in a while because that hasn't stopped tim from trying.
Maybe Tim was okay for a bit whenever Dick was in town because he could help Dick on cases and Dick would smile and applaud every little thing he did, but Dick lived in a different city, so Tim couldn't help as much with Dick's cases as he could with Bruce's.
Maybe, Dick says something under his breath--a passing comment about how surprised he is that Tim didn't come to Jason and try to solve all his cases just for a kind word or two, hoping that maybe the Red Hood's love of kids and their happiness would extend to him.
Maybe Jason feels his stomach drop as the final piece of the puzzle clicks in place--how at first, Tim came with cases every so often, smiled and leaned in whenever Jason said a kind word to him, and how, when Jason started thinking that Tim was doing this to spite Jason was when he stopped giving that praise to Tim, which had the boy solving more and more cases for him, working harder and harder without being asked just so that maybe--maybe Jason would tell him he did a good job. Jason wondered just how far Tim would go if someone promised him a smile.
Maybe the guilt is too much for him and he pushed it down, only saying, "I don't think he'd risk it--not after the Tower."
Maybe Dick has something sad in his eyes when he says, "He's done more for less."
Maybe Jason tries again to bring Tim into his cases, but Tim refuses, promises not to intrude, promises he learned his lesson, and maybe Jason cries because Tim has never asked for an apology after Titan's Tower, but one hint that he's overstepped and Tim begs forgiveness.
Maybe Jason focuses a little too much on how to bring Tim closer--make him feel loved again and make it clear that Jason just didn't understand what Tim that Tim was trying to help--make sure Tim knew he was welcome.
But maybe Tim refused.
And maybe, Jason got so focused on Tim that he stopped focusing on patrol and got over his head. Maybe, just on pure happenstance, Tim was nearby that night and he couldn't let anything happen to his Robin.
Maybe Tim swooped in to save the day and Jason grabbed onto his wrist when he tried to leave.
Maybe Tim apologized but Jason just pulled him in and hugged him--a full hug, one arm around Tim's back, the other, tucking Tim's head into his chest, and maybe Jason said, "Thank you so much, Robin. I needed you to save me."
Maybe Tim cried when it happened. Maybe, under his mask, Jason was crying as well. Maybe, they got closer after that, Jason, needing to be trusted to care for something and Tim just needing to be cared for.
And it takes time, but maybe there comes a day when Jason looks Tim in the eye and tells him that he's important and valuable and incredibly loved regardless of whether or not he's needed. Maybe it take a few years before Tim believes him, and when he does, he hugs Jason and cries into his arms, but it's okay because Jason knew it would happen sooner or later, and it's okay, it's okay, he has tissues.
Maybe Jason apologizes for what happened at the Tower and Tim admits that he forgave him for that a while ago.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Who could say for sure?
#fic ideas#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#tim drake angst#tim drake whump#titans tower#sad tim drake#maybe he just wants to be happy#and maybe the narrative allows it#maybe#maybe happy ending#guilt#guilty jason todd#competent jason todd#competent tim drake#they both just want to be someone#can i let the batboys be happy for a whole five seconds challenge#trick question of course not#jason and tim#tim and jason#*puts them in a room together* wow look at all the angst#batman and robin#robin#red hood#unreliable narrator#batfam angst#batfamily angst#batman angst
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standing in front of a firing squad would have been easier than reading this script i need to be shot
#this is hands down the most insane script ive read i was sitting slack jawed half the time#not because its Outrageous but because. oh my fucking God#frank sure does have too much influence over *gestures broadly* This.#to see their dysfunction presented like this. is. so.#like. of course the reason they cant be nice to each other is because they all expect some kind of Trick. we see this again in s12#they've set a precedent where everyone is unable to be vulnerable out of fear that someone else is going to take advantage of them#its about knowing to Never let their guard down. because they can't afford to be stupid enough to think someone was being nice#its literally about them not trusting each other. they know each other. care about each other. but they're all still at war with each other#anything could be a trojan horse#and even when they try to do something thoughtful it's ruined bc their motives are being questioned and that provokes a defense#''of course i wasn't being Nice that's stupid why would i ever do that for you'' because otherwise theyre leaving themselves open to attack#i think this episode works purely because theyre All trying to change this at once and since theyre all aware of that fact#its like oh okay youre not fucking with me because we've established we're all trying not to be cynical#i cannot even begin to dig into the pure autism of this entire. not even just the episode premise. the whole basis of the gang's dynamic.#like yeah of course a group of weird neurodivergent people is hypersensitive to this#its the same thing as mac and dennis in suburbs questioning wally's intentions/demeanor welcoming them to the neighbourhood#literally in defense mode all the time because they expect the worst from people and they haven't had any reason to think otherwise#marder and rosell get it but thats not exactly new and surprising <3#but wow this script adds so much. at least for me.#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#ada speaks#character meta#for good measure
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childhood friends au except maomaos a fox spirit who winds up in an accidental contract with jinshi while out parading as a cat
jinshi thinks he jus nabbed himself the coolest and weirdest cat ever, and maomao jus. goes along with it. a year or two later she does wind up revealing herself as a spirit by taking a more human looking form solely to call him out on his shitty shogi playing bc it was bothering her (she might hate the game but she was forced to learn how to play it and the least he can do is play it right) but he doesnt even question it. just rolls with it in that way that kids tend to do. was mostly delighted to learn that she could talk back to him lol
the emperor clocked her immediately as a spirit but bc the imperial family has a history of having guardian spirits he just. assumed that thats what she was. she technically isnt but like practically speaking she is so hes not wrong ig
#the apothecary diaries#apothecary diaries au#weird dog rambles#maomao#jinshi#kitty cat tricks au#something something managing to catch a fox spirit binds them to you for life something something#jinshi seeing some weirdass cat in the gardens and deciding that he simply must catch it to bet it#maomao being easily caught bc not only is she also jus a kid but shes distracted by some plant or another#jinshis like. 16 when he finally realizes that maomaos a fox spirit. mans simply Did Not Question his shapeshifting talking cat At All
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Dc x dp idea 110
Lois lane was not expecting her next big story to come literally knocking at her door. In the form of a two teens? Preteens?
Both black hair blue eyes, she’d have to keep them away from Bruce.
The older of the two look like he’d taken A beating, the younger of the two hyper focused on the hallway looking back and forth as if expecting someone to jump out at them.
If she can willingly jump of a roof, she most certainly could get two teens inside. They had too much to discuss.
No. A folder of info just won’t do. Come on in. Tell me everything. Secret government agency? Go on please. Just make yourselves comfortable. Portal to the afterlife?? Please more info. Need anything to eat?
She got her answers, a story, and well if two kept hanging around. That was for her to worry about.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dcxdp#dpxdc#Lois lane is that person who looks at danger and laughs in its face#two random teens?#bet.#come on inside. it’s all good and dandy#info on the story of her life#no a folder won’t do#she tricks them by only offering assistance in between her questioning#the two stood no chance against Lois#Danny and Ellie were bested#dcxdp prompt
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I drew the Seeker trine for the first time, guess which one's my favorite.
#trick question- its all of them!#Its Skywarp#Transformers#maccadam#starscream#skywarp#thundercracker#my art#first time drawing anything related to transformers- hope y'all like it!#dont know why i drew them like that- i like it tho
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you arent alone, roy
#ermmm kind of vent art wtf#guess wich one i kin /silly#TRICK QUESTION!! I KIN THEM ALL!!!!#anyways#spooky month#spooky month fanart#bats cant draw!#hatzgang#spooky month hatzgang#spooky month roy#spooky month ross#spooky month robert
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Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin
Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies
Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)
And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)
Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit
Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies
#Both central city and gotham are referred to as crashout central and no one’s ever sure which city is being mentioned unless a cape is named#random Gotham civilians outsourcing a rogue getting their ass kicked to a middle schooler with a katana is fucking funny#Damian & Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t like and definitely believe the other has no idea what theyre doing#Whenever damian gets benched the civilians protest until he’s back on duty#and are just generally unhelpful like ‘answer your questions?? That’s crazy I got a question for you: where’s my guy??’#Random gothamite: Batman’s so mean like free my guy 😔 he didn’t even do anything?? He’s just a little guy#Their friend visiting from out of state who’s pretty sure they saw that kid fuck up a dinosaur with no backup: 🤨 ikyfl#the loa ninja who came for a welfare check: you’re joking right???#Sword!robin#robin 5#Robin V#gothamites definitely tried to count the robins but they change names heights & costumes so often that no one’s really sure#so there’s angry!Robin nerd!Robin emo!Robin blonde!Robin and sword!Robin#but there’s also the theories of robin being an amalgamation of every child ghost in Gotham or a shapeshifter with an emo dad#only in gotham#dc civilians#Damian Wayne#Damian Al Ghul#Damian Al Ghul Wayne#dc robin#robin#dc comics#Civilian Gothamites: that polite young man!!#The bats & everyone else that knows Damian: 🤨#Damian currently using psychological warfare against scarecrow a rogue w/ a doctorate in psych and winning: dr crane?? more like dr cringe#Damian: sometimes I just get the urge to weep inconsolably not out of fear but bc I know you believe yourself to be a threat & that’s false#Insurance companies in Gotham either make so much money it’s insane or every employee has 746 hits out on them at all times
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compilation of my villagers bullying me. this will be a growing collection. these are all from today alone.
#‘but Eliza didn’t you start a new Wild World town on an emulator’ Yes#i’ve had this town for 4 years which is the best i’ve ever done LOL but my cartridge is showing its age and freezing and i don’t#feel like getting yelled at Resetti. but i dislike the controls for the ROM especially since my keyboard is weird#so we’ll make do. somehow#Purrl in my GC town was dumb like Purrl in my WW town i’m pretty sure i did a reset trick and cheated her in LOL#DUMB LUCK#which is what i’m vowing to stop doing by starting all these towns#‘don’t cheat or constantly delete your town to get good villagers’ is like the most basic thing you can do but my AC#perfectionism and neuroticism runs very deeply#when i was a kid if i got a villager i hated i would delete the town without question and would refuse to look at the screen. i hated Cesar#and Boone for this reason and them moving into my town is the worst thing that ever could have happened to me and it happened many times#because i was a RESETTING FOOL!!!#i love you deeply Animal Crossing but you have made me foster some incredibly odd neuroses#ac
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I briefly have stable WiFi at the vacation rental so quick here's a meme I made in two minutes pls enjoy fellow Clone Simps and Thirsters
#frosts fandom freakouts#star wars#clone trooper#star wars the clone wars#swtcw#sw tcw#tcw#here have a meme#''which clone?'' you ask?#trick question: answer is all of them. even the OCs.#clone thirsting#not even really ~in the mood~ rn#i just wanna hug them man
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#iasip#the gang is lesbian#lesbian posting#who else sees the vision#trick question it’s all of them#real question is who’s butch futch and femme#nat posting#mac macdonald#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds#frank reynolds#charlie kelly#poll
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rough art tips to learn and then break at your leisure.
the distance between your eyes is roughly one eye. the corners of your mouth dont extend past the middle of each eye. ears are roughly in the middle of the tip of the nose and the eyebrow. the eyes are in the very centre of the head. the neck is just a Little slimmer than the width of the head (varies with fat distribution, but fat tends to build up under the chin). hair is easier to draw when you plot out the hairline and then where it parts. leaving appropriate distance on the side of the face (cheekbone area and back to ear) contributes to making characters look more realistic/hot as hell. i dont know specific tips for that so use reference. an amazing reference/study site is lineofaction.com . if you think of the face in planes it makes it easier to construct (look up tutorials). if you draw a spiral like a tornado it can help you figure out awkward perspective for extended limbs (look up foreshortening coil technique). tangent lines are when two lines intersect and cause visual confusion (when it looks like a line that defines an arm is part of the line that defines a building, for example) and avoiding them makes your art way easier to comprehend. quick trick to good composition: choose a focal point (where you want your viewer to focus), detail that area the most, and make sure various elements of the piece are pointing to that focal point. you can use colours to contrast hue, saturation, and brightness and make certain elements of your drawing stand out. drawing in greyscale can help you figure out values. using black in a piece isn't illegal but you should know what you're doing when you do use it- it desaturates a piece and if used as a shading colour can desaturate and dull whatever youre shading too. if you use almost-black lineart and then add black to darken the very darkest areas it will do a lot to add some nice depth. the tip of your thumb ends just above the start of your index finger- your thumb also has two knuckles and all your other fingers have three. if you see an artist doing something you like (the way they draw noses or eyes or hair or anything else) you can try to copy that and see if you want to incorporate it in your style <- this is ENCOURAGED and how a lot of us learned and developed our styles. there are ways to add wrinkles to faces and bodies without making the character look a million years old, you just have to keep experimenting with it. The smile wrinkles around your muzzle dont connect to your mouth or to your nose; there should be a small space in between smile or nose and the wrinkle line. eyes when viewed in profile are like < aka a little triangle shape. think of the pupil like a disk and apply foreshortening to it (it looks like a line when seen from the side instead of a full round dot). subtle gradients can add a LOT to a piece. texture can also add a LOT. look up Tommy Arnold's work (his murderbot pieces are some of my FAVOURITE) and zoom in. find those random little circles he added and try to figure out why he added them there. light bounces. there's lots of way light bounces. sometimes it even spreads through the skin. i do not know these light tricks yet but i want you to know that they exist. draw a circle to indicate hand placement, draw a straight line between that circle and the shoulder, and then (normally at a right angle) draw a straight line on top of that line to find the placement of the elbow. elbows are normally placed Just above the hip when standing and your arm is at rest. there are no bad colour combos if you're brave enough about it, just fuck with the saturation and brightness until it works. keep playing. try new things. add your own tips to this post if you want or even expand on some ive mentioned here. good luck go ham etc
#look at this post#the sum of almost all of my art knowledge#all that i can remember rn anyway lmaooo#shit i didn't mention the tips for backgrounds that i know#eh that's environment most of this deals with character work anyway#i learned most of this from tutorials and kind artists who like to talk about their work#i would not know NEARLY as much about creative shit as i do if it weren't for the people who were willing to talk about their skills#and their tricks and their observations. id be nothing without them i dont remember most of them but i am so so grateful for that kindness#so ig here ill spread that a little further#if you have any questions go ahead and ask i am a NERD about art okay i do not know everything but i am always willing to talk about what i#do know#art tips#one of the most important things for you to do as an experienced or beginner artist tho#is to PLAY#experiment#figure out what's fun and what looks nice and what looks nice faster and just. whatever the fuck you want to learn#it is SUCH a joy
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who’s actually the oldest big three kid😭
i’ve been thinking long and hard about this for way too long (i’m going off blood of olympus here)
nico and hazel are the oldest chronologically but biologically 14— actually i think hazel might have a year or two on him chronologically
thalia is biologically 15 but if she wasn’t in the hunt she’d be 18(?) or if she didn’t get the tree treatment she’d be 21 if my math isn’t off
percy is biologically the oldest at 16, that much is self explanatory (thank you for not making me scrounge the internet and being easy)
i think hazel might be the oldest mentally? she did die, but was still aware of her existence and time passing while she was dead, while nico doesn’t remember it being longer than 2 weeks (i think) in the lotus hotel
in terms of being alive without time being frozen for them, thalia is the oldest, despite her time as a tree? so she’s been aging the longest? but percy has spent the most consecutive years not having time altered at all
so i think we just have several answers here:
percy is biologically the oldest
hazel/nico are the oldest chronologically, but hazel is older mentally
thalia has the most consecutive years alive and aging
percy has the most consecutive years of being alive without interference
and jason gave me the least grey hairs
so if we’re scoring by who has the most points, hazel and and percy tie? i think??
what the heck uncle rick why is this so complicated
someone please tell me if there’s an easier answer to this
#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson#nico di angelo#thalia grace#jason grace#hazel levesque#riordanverse#questions#who is the oldest big three kid? trick question it’s all of them.#percy jackson and the olympians#please help#no clue what i'm doing#demigods#and their impossible ages
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Y'all think they ever.. Used echolocation..


#trick question!#yes they did.#idc if they can read minds btw#they can do too MUCH smh#jack of all trades (derogatory)#it's all underused so why let them do it at all#convenience?? die.#anyway echolocation :))#i mean with duman's heightened senses#gantlos' ability to feel vibrations and stuff#let them quietly yell at each other#for annoying reasons but also “YO THEY'RE JUMPING ME-”#winx club#winx season 4#winx villains#wizards of the black circle#winx gantlos#winx duman
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Can you tell? Can you tell who my favorite is?
#trick question it’s all of them#but also#Omar my beloved#craig of the creek#jp mercer#kelsey pokoly#cannonball#omar#fanart
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Is this small and pixely enough that it’s not a spoiler
#Asking for a friend who is me#WIP#Just Desserts#Lol#Still no TV Guide this week - last month's Monthly Goal crashed and burned so hard that it's put this month on the backfoot lol#Last month's goal was to catch up on editing#Guess what I did Literally Nothing of#Month of Ghost development? No prob. Month of YT editing? Of course. Month of Thing That I Already Fucking Do Anyway? Absolutely not#So things are on hold until I figure out how to bribe my brain to do a thing that is In The Way of posting stuff#Would love to hear any tips and tricks to unblock Task as well - have tried timers and food and play and Just Start and nope#I wouldn't expect things this week but also don't be surprised if there's something or other? I have been doing non-editing work#Brain would literally rather be doing just about anything other than editing#So anything other than that it is! New month new goal! Which makes it Just Desserts time babeyyyyy >:3c#Push comes to shove I will just post the unedited doodles and my brain can suck on the disappointment of them not being Perfect#S'how the early JD doodles looked! And those are fine! Because they're old and we're better than that says brain yes thank you#But also other things :3c Like digital doodles of the lads#Have At Least one project in mind that would be best served by everyone's cute faces being manipulable on a canvas#And also maybe memes and stuff who knows ♪ Assets like these are fun!#Do love how quickly I've tossed the worry of it being a spoiler lol#But can you identify who's there is the real question#Nooot telling ♫ Until they're done - all of them! All the every! But for Day 1 Batch 1 I'm pleased with how it's coming together :)#Anyhow - Offline Day approaches rapidly and I'm going to enjoy it to the best of my ability
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