#treehouse mic

[basedball43]

idk when im actually gonna write this lol

[daisyblog]

No Complaints

Our Story Masterlist Summary: A fan catches a moment between Harry and YN, where she turns something innocent to sexual.

based on a tiktok between a fan and Harry (link in comments)

Harry was stood at the front of the stage, the microphone steady in his hand as he was about the place it back on the stand. Nyoh was standing next to him, the guitar heavy in her hand as she waited for Harry to perform the next song.

YN was stood on the floor area at the side of the stage. Close enough Harry could see her, but slightly away from the crowded barrier area.

Harry looked to his left to see YN standing there next to Jeff and Brad. YN had woken with a headache that morning and despite her insisting that she was fine now that she had taken a paracetamol, Harry couldn’t resist checking in on his girlfriend.

Catching YN’s eye, Harry brought the mic up to his lips so she could hear him. “YN? How’s your head?”.

Before Harry had chance to add anything to his question, YN voice shouted across the way filling the ears of everyone between them. “Never had any complaints!”.

Instantly Harry eyes widened as he realised the sarcastic response he had from YN. But whilst Harry shook his head with an amused grin, YN wore a bit smirk, very satisfied with the reaction she got from the screaming crowd and Harry’s blushed cheeks.

“Oh my god! That my friends is YN in a nutshell!”.

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passing the phone (rookie edition) * fem!driver

(series masterlist) | (📂 a day in the life)

“i’m passing the phone to somebody who texts like he’s writing a professional email.”

oscar scoffs, staring off camera as he takes the phone into his hands. “excuse me for writing the way i was taught.” he lifts up the phone. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who didn’t know what a kilometer was until he was 15.”

“because i grew up miami, the fuck,” logan mutters. he sighs. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who has a million problems with drs, which, seems to only be his issue.”

“whatever.” oscar scrunches his nose. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who tripped when she was stepping up to the podium and then cried about it for a half hour on the way home.”

“wow,” she mutters, eyebrows furrowed as her cheeks slowly turn red. “passing the phone to somebody who barely remembers our trip to barcelona because he partied too hard.”

“passing the phone to somebody who’s a 21-year-old virgin but gives advice like she’s a licensed therapist,” oscar says quickly, putting the phone down to smirk at her smugly.

“passing the phone to somebody who got suspended from school for a week because he told the teacher that he didn’t care about school and had to miss a karting race that weekend as punishment.”

“i’m passing the phone to somebody who had a crush on our literal best friend,” oscar says, leaning into the mic and whispering as he looks around cautiously.

logan stares into the camera wide-eyed, slowly turning to oscar who’s giggling in the corner. “what the f-“

he reappears at the camera, calmer this time. “passing the phone to somebody who talked to the quiet girl making top 30’s during karting because he thought she was kinda cute.”

oscar sighs. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who cried outside the club in singapore because the food we ordered for dinner was too spicy for her to handle eating.”

she rolls her eyes. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who got catfished in secondary school by a guy pretending to be a girl.”

logan smiles, cheeks red as he held the phone up. “i’m passing the phone to somebody who got broken up with over a 13-second phone call.”

“low blow,” she frowns. “passing the phone to somebody who pulled up to the club with fake eyelashes because he lost a bet to me.”

“passing the phone to the girl that picked up and adopted three kittens she found in a box at the corner of the street in austin at 5am after a night out,” logan scowls.

“i’m passing the phone to somebody who made being american his entire personality.”

“and i’m passing the phone to somebody who almost made us miss our flight because he left his passport on the toilet sink at the airport,” logan scowls.

oscar’s lips are pressed together in a thin line. “i don’t wanna play this game anymore.”

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[777bae]

IS THAT A TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE?

PAIRING… f1 x driver!reader | WC… 0.6k | Masterlist

You had enjoyed the short break between the Australian and Azerbaijan prix, being able to travel around a bit, but you had noticed some of the most ridiculous rumours appearing as it was obvious the fans had nothing else to do.

You in fact had your own rumour that was quickly shot down. Many started speculating that you were dating Harry Styles as you were both seen in the same city. To say it was random would be an understatement, but you were quick to find humour in it, quickly posting a poorly edited photo of a cutout Harry Styles next to you.

However, your favourite rumour from the break would be that of Fernando and Taylor Swift’s supposed relationship.

The moment you stepped back into the paddock, you could hear Taylor Swift songs blasting from what looked to be Lando’s speaker. This welcoming caused you to laugh as you watched Fernando just walk past it, pretending like he couldn’t hear.

He soon approached you, his stride seeming to falter as he spotted you, already realising how fun you were going to find the next few days. You wiggled your eyebrows at him, a smirk sculpting your features as he shook his head swiftly, trying to get you to stop.

You only continued to walk past him, already plotting the amount of Taylor Swift references you could fit into a conversation.

“So Y/n, how excited are you to be back after the short break?” The interviewer asks as you smile back.

“Very excited to be back, it’s, uh, very enchanting to be here as I quite like this circuit.” You answer, smirking at the camera after you make the reference.

“How well do you think you’ll be able to perform this weekend?” He continues.

“Well, I believe that if we put enough effort into it and give it our all we’ll be able to perform at our best. For the qualifying, I can only hope there will be be a blank space for me to be able to get a personal best and place high up on the grid.” You continue to have a cheeky smile on your face, loving how you’re able to continue with the references.

“Okay, thank you.” The interviewer finishes, you nodding a goodbye before handing him your mic, walking away with a large smile.

You had just finished quali, placing 5th on the grid but still wishing you could have done more. You had noticed a small clash a while back between Alonso and Ocon but still managed to push through.

“ Y/n, are you happy with where you placed today?” An interviewer asks.

“Uhm, well there’s always room for improvement, I believe we could have done better but what’s done is done and now all we need to focus on is how to gain positions on Sunday.” You answer.

“You had only just escaped the incident between Ocon and Alonso as the Alpine’s car had nearly caught onto your car, how do you feel about it?” She questions.

“Well, I’m grateful to have only just missed it as I would have most likely stayed in P7, but in this job you have to be pretty fearless and so I didn’t find it to be much of a concern. In regards to the duo, we’ll just have to hope there’s no bad blood between them.” You throw yet another smirk to the camera before finishing up the interview and walking away.

You finally arrive at a small room, opening the door to see multiple other drivers, including Fernando, sitting down on chairs talking.

Quickly, you walk in, saying hi to the fellow drivers as Alonso sends you a joking glare.

“I saw your interview earlier.” Fernando comments as you smile.

“What can I say? I’m a mastermind at references.” You answer.

“Is that another Taylor Swift reference?” He questions whilst you just shrug your shoulders.

“Maybe.” You only say as Alonso shoots you yet another glare as the others in the room begin to laugh at your teasing, enjoying the embarrassed look on the elder driver's face.

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What Each Townie Adds to the Community Center After Complete, Pt. 1

Farmer - a farm-to-table dinner once a month and everyone brings a side dish to share

Caroline - expands her fitness class and moves it to the Center (offers 3-4x's a week)

Evelyn - a baking class once a month (mostly cookies, some cakes too. Haley sometimes helps).

Gus - cooking class once a week (and he would be such a good teacher with a gentle, encouraging voice) AND a near daily breakfast for seniors and vets (because he's that kind of guy)

Sebastian - basic computer classes because these townsfolk need to get outta the dark ages. Jk... but seriously, he would open a computer lab. People could come work on resumes, kids could play games after school and on weekends (Sam included), and folks could pay bills online.

Penny would create a kids club for after school on Wednesdays. Vincent, Jas, and Leo all come for storytime, homework help, snacks, and playtime. Jas would donate some of her old dolls and toys. Vincent would create a bug display. Leo would fix up a treehouse out front with help from Robin.

Robin would offer woodworking classes, and she would co-lead an environmental science club with Demetrius (for the social and moral support).

Willy and Elliott would arrange beach clean-up days, and use the Center to create a place for recycling gathering. (And compost - Leah and the Farmer would add).

Gunther would partner with the Adventurer's Guild to host a series of guest lectures on the 2nd Saturday of the month. Archeologists, botanists, monster hunters, travelers, other experts.

Shane would open an AA chapter and suicide prevention support group (with some encouragement from Harvey). Bad coffee. Stale donuts. Everyone feels welcome though.

Band practice would move out of Sam's bedroom and into the Center. He would also organize an open mic night (Abigail would do most of the work, but his enthusiasm counts). He would support and cheer for everyone equally (no matter how off-key).

Elliott would do poetry readings. Once he was published, he would host his book reveal party at the Center. Over wine for the 21+.

Leah would host art classes - sculpting, painting, etc. She would also organize a tri-athlon with Alex.

Alex would fix up the backyard for a kids gridball team. He would have a sports mentorship program (and kids from surrounding towns would attend). Work hard. Play hard. And learn life skills. With a lot of help from other townies.

Haley would create a dark room for anyone wanting to develop their own photos. And she would gladly have many of her own photos on display.

I feel like George would host movie nights with help from Alex, Sebastian and Maru. Alex would hang the projector, Seb would set up the equipment, and Maru would decorate with lights in the yard for movies under the stars in summertime. And bring strawberries to share, of course. Old timey movies. Black and whites.

Harvey (and Maru) would host health clinics, offering free wellness checkups. Gus would provide healthy lunches. They would team up with Caroline for a fitness class. Emily would call her Swami friend for a yoga and meditation demonstration.

Emily would definitely start a sewing circle. Jodi would join. Maybe Marnie. And Caroline would enjoy cross-stitch.

Em would also do additional projects. The younger ladies like Abigail, Sophia, and Scarlett would definitely be into cosplay and costuming together. Abs would drag Sebastian in every once in awhile and Sam would tag along, just cuz. Seb would rock Puck from A Midsummer's Night Dream. And Elliott would make a fantastic Romeo. Haley would definitely be Juliet.

[rtfics]

Jeremy, the evil shit.

unmute

Can you imagine the news coverage?

REPORTER: "The police arrived to find a grisly scene. Mr. Frazier was discovered on the couch in the living room. Mrs. Frazier was found on the floor in the kitchen. During a search movement was noticed in the treehouse in the backyard. Police called for the son to come down. Jeremy Frazier attempted to flee, but lost his footing and fell. He was declared dead on the scene."

REPORTER HOLDING MIC OUT TO 4 HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS.

STUDENT 1, guy: "He was an arrogant shi--- sorry."

STUDENT 2, girl: "His Dad worked at the paper mill, and Jeremy thought it was so embarrassing. "

STUDENT 3, guy: "He didn't have any friends, he just stayed in his room and played Pearl Jam all the time."

STUDENT 4, girl: "He was cute." (PAUSE) "I probably shouldn't say that, should I?"

TEACHER 1, wearing a DEAD POETS SOCIETY t-shirt under a tweed jacket: "I refuse to believe Jeremy was to blame. People are jumping to conclusions. Jeremy was likely hiding in the tree house from whoever murdered his parents. Jeremy saw the treehouse as his haven. He wrote poems about it. Truly moving poems. His smile was bright and sincere. It couldn't have been Jeremy."

TEACHER 2: "Oh, he was my favorite student in English 1. He was a big reader, far above his grade. He loved The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier. He said Archie was his favorite character." (pause) "I don't think anything should be read into that."

NEIGHBORHOOD MOM: "Last Halloween he just dressed like himself, and I asked (SNIFFLE) his Mom who he was supposed to be, and she said Jeffrey Dahmer." (SNIFFLE) "We didn't know who that was."

[mikoto-auira]

AGNST songs for mha/bnha characters-

Includes almost all characters

List of the songs and artists after

Deku/izuku midoriya - I deserve to bleed & body terror song

Bakugo katsuki/kacchan - problems & BLAME IT ON THE KIDS

Shoto Todoroki/icyhot bastard - devil town & Animal & parents

Kirishima ejiro/shitty hair - sweet hibiscus tea & feel better

Kaminari denki/spark plug - blow my brains out & my time

Koda koji- people are watching & god must hate me

Sato rikito- orange juice & body

Iida tenya- romantic homicide & slipping through my fingers

Sero hanta- Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko & cigarette ahegao

Tokoyami fumikage- over and over & I bet on losing dogs

Mezo Shoji - nobody & nothings new

Mineta minoru - put me in a movie & nice guy

Yuga aoyama - cry baby & blackout days

Shinso hitoshi - little dark age & help_urself

Mirio togata - bored & happier than ever

Amajiki tamki - jealousy jealousy & not allowed

Shōta aizawa - the perfect girl & freaks

Toumura shigaraki - black out days & tierd

Dabi/touya Todoroki - treehouse & everybody loves me & parents

Tamaki keigo - treehouse & I'm yer Dad

Present mic - take me to church & six pills

All might - six pills & no surprises

Monama - oh no! & I'm yr dad

Tetsutetsu - six pills & panic room

Momo yaoyorozu - body (I'm more than) & till it happens to you

Himiko toga - trust me not & I hate my mom

Mina ashido - average & everybody gets high

Ochaco uraraka - trust me not & where's my love?

Nejiro hado - hey little girl & art is dead

Itsuka kendo - haven't I giving enough? & Secret

Kyoka jiro - teen idle & prom queen

Mei hatsume - house with no mirrors & everything sucks

Toru hagukre - family line & devil doesn't bargain

Tsuyu asui - wish you were gay & she likes a boy

SONG ARTIST (ignore if you want)

I deserve to bleed ~sushi soucuy

body terror song ~AJJ

problems ~ mother mother

BLAME IT ON THE KIDS ~ AVIVA

devil town ~ cavetown

Animal ~ sir Chloe

parents ~ yungblud

sweet hibiscus tea ~ Penelope Scott

feel better ~ Penelope scott

blow my brains out ~Tikkle me

my time ~ bo en

people are watching ~ Conan gray

god must hate me ~ Catie tunrner

orange juice ~ Melanie Martinez

body ~ mother mother

romantic homicide ~ d4vd

slipping through my fingers ~ ABBA

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko ~ Kikuo

cigarette ahegao ~ Penelope scott

over and over ~ Rio Romeo

I bet on losing dogs ~ mitski

nobody ~ mitski

nothings new ~ rio Romeo

put me in a movie~ lana del ray (song view by bulcadoshow on Spotify)

nice guy ~GRLwood

cry baby ~ Melanie Martinez

blackout days ~ phantogram

little dark age ~ MGMT

help_urself ~Ezekeil

bored ~ Billie eilish

happier than ever ~billie eilish

jealousy jealousy ~ Olivia Rodrigo

not allowed ~ TV girl

the perfect girl ~ Mareux

freaks ~ surf curse

tierd ~ beabadoobee

treehouse ~ Alex g

everybody loves me ~ OneRepublic

take me to church ~ Hozier

six pills ~ rosendale

no surprises ~ radiohead

oh no! ~ marina

I'm yer dad ~ GirlWood

panic room ~ Au/Ra

body (I'm more than) ~ Jordan Suaste

till it happens to you ~ Lady gaga

trust me not ~ Backseat Vagabond

I hate my mom ~ GRLwood

average ~ sushi soucuy

everybody gets high ~ MISSIO

where's my love? ~ SYML

hey little girl ~ sophiemaria.b

art is dead ~ Bo burnham

haven't I giving enough?/guided lilly ~ Cults

Secret ~ Dylyn

teen idle ~ marina

prom queen ~ beach bunny

house with no mirrors ~ House With no mirrors

everything sucks ~ everything sucks

family line ~ Conan gray

devil doesn't bargain ~ Alec Benjamin

wish you were gay ~ Billie eilish (for feminine reasons)

she likes a boy ~ Nxdia

[crippling-pages]

Episode 10, season two of Lego Friends the Next Chapter... and the end to Ley-La.

SCREAMING AND CRYING

AHHHHHHHH

Olly I love you but if you hadn't apologized (kinda?) I would have punched you.

Paisley was a BOSS stand up for herself. LETS FREAKING GO!!!!!

Thank the gods Olly realized his mistake(s).

"Everyone tries to change you"

He felt that. You could see it on his face he felt that he felt that and that's when he realized that he was subconsciously(?) trying to change Paisley and-

What Andrea said left him having tears down his face. This beach realized what he did and probably hating himself for it right now, but now he knows what he did, because he understood what she was saying. He knows that it sucks, having to change, and now he realizes that he was changing Paisley.

Honestly, Olly going up onto the stage and seemingly canceling Paisley's performance because she didn't want to, was really big of him if you think about it. He built all that, with the slightly forced help of Paisley. He was accepted into society, and he was about to let everyone down, everyone in Heartlake, just for the sake of making it up to Paisley, and after he was so obsessed with the fame, I think this is really big of him.

He should definitely give a direct apology though. I'm actually writing a fic about it now. I feel like after Andera left, he properly apologized. The setting feels right and everything.

Paisley was amazing in this episode, can I just say? We all know it fr. She was a QUEEN for what she did. Especially at the ending; tbh it was a bit weird when Paisley came out to perform, but this time she did it for herself, not Olly.

In a way, as much as Olly hurt Paisley, he also helped her become who she really is. Paisley also helped Olly realize that he needs to focus on others needs too, before it got worse.

PAISLEY IS FREAKING AMAZING AND OLLY IS A BETTER PERSON NOW I AM HEALED

Getting that all out of the way

ANDREAAAAAAAAAA but they're pronouncing her name weird ToT An-dria???? What?????

Liann loves Andrea so much omg ToT Its so cute

AHHH ANDREA AND AUTUMN KNOW EACH OTHER YAYYYYYYY

Liann and Autumn fighting is hilarious omg XDD

OOPSSSSSSS LIANN YELLED INTO THE MIC

LMAO LEO AND AUTUMN'S FACES

Pffft Nova. "Well duh." She's amazing I can't.

The Battle of the Super Stars I cant. Paisley was happy, Olly was happy that Paisley was happy, they were all HAPPY YAYAYAYAYYY

Another thing is how much Olly cries around the end ToT He hate himself for what he did but he's so happy that Paisley is happy and true to herself now and that he finally saw how much he hurt her.

I know Olly did horrible stuff but can we give him some appreciation too? Like.. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! WOOP WOOP!

Anyways I think that's it! oh wait (some olly bashing)

"Who cares about the treehouse!" uh. YOU did. You were literally RUNNING and SMILING and EXCITED to go to the damn treehouse. And you were SAD and DEPRESSED when you had to leave. Olly ily but what the funnel cake.

Olly I love you but I'm still bashing you just a tiiiny bit<3

...Olly would agree to this I think is the worst part-

Summary: I'm really proud of Paisley and Olly at the ending, I loved this episode, it made me cry tears of pain and some of joy. It was amazing to see Andrea again, and some parts were hilarious while others were angsty. 10/10 episode, I swore Ninjago writers wrote this XD

[milkyway-micdrop]

mismatched rings au!

a while back, i think in september! we had made an au set in the 1800's, the main premise was the idea of Maverick and Rainy growing up together...

i think it's rather sweet! (and as the title says, it's called Mismatched Rings! Why? well... we'll tell you soon!)

anyways the most important thing is that rainy and maverick are very silly together!

Maverick's parents (Melinda & Forest) and Rainy's parents (Juniper & Rocket) were very close friends way before the two were born, the Mic's and the Dewdrops have had a long term friendship for decades! You could say their fathers fathers were friends and those fathers fathers were friends before that...

generational even...

the two families estates were close by... or frankly next each other, so the two were always around one another!

hehe, they had built a treehouse in between the two estates... Rainy and Maverick frequent the little structure quite often!

haha! but first things first! them meeting for the first time...

just a couple of little guys... they get into many shenanigans when they grow up...

them in their stages!

hehe theyre just two guys who grow up together... and for some reason it pulls at the heart...

bleb!

[simslegacy5083]

NSB (Straud Legacy) Gen 8 Ep. 156: A Creative Crises

To make the most of his remaining family time, elder Jack happily turned his “time off” into official retirement from the spy business.

For his much younger husband though, that extra family time and arranging the complicated overthrow of the corrupt precinct leadership left very little time to practice his longstanding hobby/calling of creative comedy. Trapped between competing priorities, Peachy hit a breaking point.

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The obvious solution, of course, was to get back into comedy gigs, but he hated to lose any of his irreplaceable time with Jack or drag loving Papa Jack away from little Luigi to visit venues together. His job already kept him from his two best guys more than he liked, and so as much as he missed performing, he found it hard to justify spending even more time away from them for what was still essentially a hobby.

His creative mind threw all sorts of ideas around, including one vivid dream about running his own business selling his culinary creations. He woke up with a smile on his face, but in the light of day the avid chef quickly realized that a second job was the opposite of what he needed.

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Watching how much joy Jack found in woodworking in the backyard with their boy, Peachy tried to join him in building a treehouse, but found the project too advanced for his amateur skills. With so much to learn and hands used to paperwork and kneading dough, wood was literally too hard a medium.

Next, he tried fabric and needlepoint, which he could bring with him wherever his loved ones were. While that was easier, all the pinching and poking of his fingers, and the distraction of trying to master new skills, seemed to be a bad solution that took his attention away from those family moments.

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Finally, he had to admit that biting the bullet and scheduling some time to focus on continuing his comedic mastery was the best plan.

Jack reminded Peachy that comedy had always been part of their life together, and no one had ever asked him to give it up. As much as they loved their boy, an occasional date night event with just the two of them certainly wouldn’t be wasting the time they had together. They hit the rec room computer and picked out an open mic event on a night that super nanny Cole was available to look after Luigi for them.

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The night out and his return to making sims laugh from the stage made Peachy feel worlds better.

His old friends Noah the Strangerville lab tech and Cullen from high school showed up to support him and enjoy some adult conversation at the bar afterward. Revisiting their past gave Peachy the drive he needed to set things in motion to secure his future.

He and Jack set another date, this time to see their co-conspirators in the project to secure the precinct and bring Nancy to justice. Once they brought the Landgraab matriarch’s criminal enterprise down, peachy could leave law enforcement with a clear conscience and focus on his comedy career.

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“Oh Harry!”

Our Story Masterlist Summary: Anne’s reaction to ‘Keep Driving’ lyrics.

“Can I read this out?” Harry asked the two fans, who were standing at the barricade of the Cardiff show holding up a sign. “Your sign says thanks for teaching my daughter about cocaine and side boob”. 

Whilst the fans cheered and went crazy about the famous line in Keep Driving, Harry laughed and walked across the stage. “Uhh goodness!”. 

Harry walked back towards where the two fans were standing. “Scott..let me tell yeh…the first time I played that song to my mother…be glad you weren’t there that’s all I’m saying…I wish I wasn’t”. Harry chuckled to himself. 

“YN? Where are you?”. Harry spoke into his mic as he put it back on the stand. “You wish you wasn’t there either don’t you?”. He looked out to the side of the stage, where he spotted her standing next to Jeff and Brad. 

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Like his previous two albums, Harry wanted to play his new album to his Mum before it was released and shared with the whole world. Majority of the album had been played and Anne was listening intently, but Harry had forgotten about a particular line in Keep Driving that may raise his mother’s eyebrows.

“Cocaine, side boob, choke her with a sea view”.  

Anne’s head turned to Harry quickly as she processed the lyrics. Harry couldn’t quite read his mother’s reaction, but her eyes were large and wide, shock very clear on her face. 

“Side boob and do what with a sea view?”. Anne questioned Harry at his choice of words. At this moment he wanted to ground to swallow him up. He looked to YN for help but she only shrugged her shoulders and smirked at him. 

“Choke her”. Harry repeated the lyrics, hoping that would be the end of the conversation. 

“Choke who? YN?”. Anne continued with her questioning, she was very eager to understand what and who Harry was referring to. 

“Mum, they’re just lyrics”. Harry tried again to avoid his mother’s questions. 

“You can’t choke her…the poor soul!” Anne’s comment was serious. YN tried to hide her smile as she tucked her lips into her mouth, as she really wanted to explain how much she enjoyed it. 

“Mum!” Harry couldn’t hold back a laugh at his next words. “It’s not a nasty choke…it’s a yah know…a kinda sexual one”. 

“Oh Harry!”. Anne’s once pale cheeks at a hint of pink to them, at the realisation of the hidden meaning behind her son’s song lyrics. “Play the next song!”. 

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[blubushie]

blu i just wanna tell you that your blog FASCINATEs me for some reason. what video games do you like. list

I actually just answered this but for a LONGER list:

Halo. I fucking love Halo. Massive Halo fan. Played it all the time growing up. My favourite is Reach (beat it on LASO) and NOBLE deserved better and I would die for Jorge. Also I might've gotten teary-eyed at the end of the Halo 4 (4 is still my favourite of the mainline games because of the Cortana story and I hate what they did with her in 5). I was that annoying bloke on mic with the fucking birds in the background that everyone yelled at to mute himself. And I never did.

I used Minecraft for pixel art. Also just for building shit. I liked building treehouses.

Animal Crossing on my Switch Lite (no clue where the Switch is).

Stardew Valley on my Switch Lite.

Doom. I played so much fucking Doom. I beat 2016, then beat Eternal on ultra violence over summer break before I left for Australia and never made it to nightmare because FUCK THAT. At one point I played Ancients Gods Part I and II on Jack's nephew's Xbox. I did pretty good for not handling a controller for two years!

World of Warcraft and I was addicted. I mained a Worgen Druid on Alliance and an Orc Shaman on Horde (now she's a Mag'har Orc Shaman but still).

Borderlands. So much fucking Borderlands you have no idea. My favourite is Borderlands 2. KRIEG MAIN, BABY!

All of the Gears of War games but I don't think I finished 5. I don't like Kait, she's kind of annoying. Also Marcus deserved some happiness.

Red Dead Redemption. I played the first game when I was a kid and then the second immediately when it came out and I was hooked. I cried at the horse scene and fuck you if you say you didn't because you're a liar. My favourite thing to do is hunt :]

Used to play Destiny before I went back to Australia but it's been a long while. I have one slot for every class. Main is a human void Warlock, her name is Calliope. I also have an Exo solar Titan named Syna and an Awoken void Hunter named Iris. They all have backstories lmao

Played a lot of Dragon Age back in the day. In Inquisition I played an elf mage Inquisitor. I also always ended up romancing Cullen despite wanting to try other paths? I just... like Cullen I reckon lmao

Mass Effect

Played a lot of Sims when I was younger? I OBSESSED over getting a pet unicorn you have no idea

Played through every Assassin's Creed game up to 4. Four is my favourite.

ENDLESS OCEAN BLUE WORLD ON THE WII. OH MY GOD. I LOVED THIS GAME SO FUCKING MUCH. IT GAVE ME A LOVE FOR THE OCEAN THAT I STILL HAVE TODAY. IF I COULD FIND A WII SOMEWHERE AND GET IT AND PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN I WOULD DO IT IN A FUCKING HEARTBEAT. IT BLEW MY 10-YEAR-OLD MIND AND IT'S THE GAME THAT INTRODUCED ME TO MY LOVE OF TELLING COMPELLING STORIES.

Portal 1 & 2. Gave me a love of puzzle games.

TF2 obviously but I only really played it a few times because I usually have to stick to training sessions on account of actual matches killing my laptop. It's not a gaming laptop and it cannot handle the chaos lmao. I was an okay Sniper main when I actually played with a mouse but normally I use a trackpad which relegates me to Spy (though sometimes I'll boot up a training sesh and chill as Sniper in my little tent for shits and giggles).

I am a GODLY player when it comes to Horizon Zero Dawn. My PS4 no longer works so I haven't gotten a chance to play Forbidden West but if I ever get it you can bet I'm devoting a week to it until I finish it.

Left 4 Dead. My favourite is the second one. I absolutely love Ellis. My dumbcunt with a heart of gold. Morosexual. I love him.

For Honor. I'm a shaman main and her name is Yrsa. :]

[anthonysstupiddailyblog]

Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (568): Fri 6th Oct 2023

Since September 1st when I started my Jerry Seinfeld inspired task of writing jokes every day for a year I have almost half filled my notebook with jokes (most of them okay, some of them just stupid puns and a few of them good). My plan is to continue this challenge for an entire year and then go to London to take part in the King Gong competition at the comedy store or try to find an Open Mic night up here using the very best jokes I come up with between now and September 1st 2024. All I’m hoping for is to get a few laughs before getting booed off but even if I do get booed off it won’t matter because I can cross “Stand Up Comedy” off my bucket list and I will officially be a failed stand up comedian. I think that I’ve come up with quite a few decent one liners but of course ultimately the only judge of whether the jokes are any good or if I can cut it as a comedian will be an audience. However tonight before bed k watched a clip of Demetri Martin on Ellen doing a stand up routine and one of the jokes I’ve written is actually one that he did years earlier. The joke I wrote went “Treehouse’s are kind of fucked up because you’re killing a living thing and then decorating another living thing with its remains”. In this clip Martin says “A treehouse is quite insensitive. Its like saying ‘I kills your friend. Hold him’. Even though I’m disappointed I’m also quite stoked because even if the joke I thought of has been done before I still had the same thought that a professional comedian did so at least I’m starting to think like a comedian does. I don’t think I’ve heard Martin do this joke before but it’s possible I may have seen it and then forgotten it and rather than coming up with it myself it’s actually just seeped out of my subconscious. Although I’m choosing to interpret this development as proof that I’m making progress it does mean that when the time does come that I’ve written a years worth of jokes I’m also going to have to spend another full year Googling the jokes I’ve come up with to make sure I haven’t stolen any of them. 

[777bae]

BOYFRIEND IN THE PADDOCK

PAIRING… f1 x driver!reader | WC… 0.4k | Masterlist

There had been many rumours surrounding your dating life for years, many questioning if you were dating a driver, or a celebrity. 

Not many expected you to be dating someone ‘normal’ and so when you finally brought your lover to a race, many of the fans were shocked. Of course the majority of the drivers had already known about your relationship and so were very welcoming to the man.

He was obviously extremely nervous and so came off as quite shy, usually sticking behind the crowd up until when you finally manoeuvred yourself into the car where he finally stepped forward to kiss you goodbye.

The race was quite difficult as you struggled to stay up front in P1 until you eventually finished second. Though disappointed, a smile still rested on your face as you immediately ran into your lover's arms, grateful to finally have your number one supporter with you.

You were quickly ushered over to the interview section full with multiple reporters awaiting our arrivals.

“So Y/n, pretty good race, how are you feeling?” The interviewer begins the moment you face him.

“Very happy with the current result but we still could have done more to hold onto pole. We’ll learn from what mistakes we’ve made and hopefully apply that knowledge to next race.” You state, holding the mic up to your face.

“Rumour has it you brought a special person to the race today, is this true?” He asks, causing you to chuckle a little.

“Uh, well it’s true, I have brought a special someone today. I have actually brought him before but he’d just stick around in the background.” You comment, smiling at the camera.

“Are we allowed to know how long you’ve been together?” The interviewer continues.

“I’ll just say longer than you think.” You answer, winking at the camera before quickly bidding goodbye and moving onto the next interview.

They all asked relatively the same questions, starting off with the race before moving onto your relationship. You would answer the questions in as short as a response as possible, trying to get it over with. It was strange how many found you dating as a fascinating enough topic to ask you in a post race interview, but you continued without complaint.

You had finally finished everything off, gaining a breath of fresh air after the boring chicade of questions. Walking back, you eventually arrived back at the paddock where you were greeted by the welcoming arms of your lover.

You remained in that position for what seemed like an eternity and yet you still didn’t want to move. Teasing whistles from drivers could be heard behind you, them instantly receiving a middle finger from you as you continued to relish the moment, wishing it would never end.

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.･ﾟ☆ Disney Deamlight Valley Clip # 3: Mari Giggles + Yellow Brick Road ☆ﾟ･.

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[kinopio-reads]

“Spruce it up” lmao. Was that on purpose?

Anyway uhhhh idk a garden around ur house if that works (using leaves or flowers and such). A treehouse? A bridge if you have a river near ur house. Mob farm maybe?

Idk I don’t usually build anything in MC lol

Keeps the mic

me thinks imma play a little mc before i get back to writing what should i build

i already have a uh

house, plant farm, animal farm, im currently building a green house, ive also got my nether portal setup but i might tear it down and remake it since it really clashes with the style of my base... hmm... i already have a simple space for my twilight forest portal thing but i might spruce it up

hands you guys the mic