#treasure of the vampires duke family

[vodkassassin]

Literally sat down to draw something entirely different, ended up drawing Naru again 😔

[thegradus2]

I love fics where theyre related or platonic soulmates in any way shape or form but im especially warming up to hyung og cale and dongsaeng krs cale rn

[blueteller]

Me:

Congratulations on the 50th chapter, @realfakedokja!!!

[sasra6]

Am I a little too greedy for wanting more chapters??

Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! - Chapter 49

[occasionalsnippets]

Do you have any new fic recs?

Uhh no notes for this time because i'm busy but fic rec part 2 :)

again mix of stuff, gen, romance, x reader, etc etc. some of the crossovers are in random sections b/c i can't be bothered to have a whole separate thing for each crossover

check back in like 2 years maybe for another list

Mashle

Mashig! [Quotev]

Easton’s Prefect Trio and a Round of Old Maid [AO3]

KNY

Determination [Quotev]

Candid [Quotev]

beware the dust devil. [AO3]

The life and times of Kibutsuji Muzan, Bored Immortal Guy [AO3]

the awakening of the demon king [AO3]

BNHA

An Unexpected Training Trip [AO3] [Naruto crossover]

The Future's Keeper [Quotev]

Record of Ragnorak

Ganymede [Quotev]

Obey Me

The Idiot [Quotev]

One Piece

World-Seeing Eyes [Quotev]

Black Butler

my soul, you know it aches for you [Quotev]

DC

Hush, little baby, don't say a word [AO3]

The Art of Mortal Quests [AO3] [Percy Jackson Crossover]

what goes around [AO3]

Ain't No Compass, Ain't No Map [AO3]

DP x DC

Unable to Forward [AO3]

The Peacock Chronicles [AO3]

Putting the Joy in Joyride [AO3]

Dead Man Walking [AO3]

If You Give a Bat a Burger [AO3]

Danny the Intern [AO3]

Wait, I'm a what? [AO3

Ghost in the Morgue [AO3]

Bus to Nowhere [AO3]

DC x Marvel

Untangling the Web [AO3]

Help Me, I Don't Feel Like Myself Anymore [AO3]

Spider and Bat Friends [AO3]

Dark Matter [AO3]

Undertale

Ghost Hunting With Skeletons [AO3]

Help, I've Fallen Into a Surveillance State and I Can't Get Up! [AO3]

Turn The Page [AO3]

with you here between [AO3]

bon courage [AO3]

JJBA

passione speedrun any percent (world record) [AO3]

Naruto

Healthy Coping Mechanisms [AO3]

Last Resort [AO3] [DC crossover]

complete disarray [AO3]

Morpheme [AO3]

JJK

limited vision [AO3]

obito and jjk is occupying my brain and in this essay i will [AO3] [Naruto crossover]

TWST

Team Building Exercises [AO3]

You Will Understand Now That Yours Is Unique in All the World [AO3]

Isekai as the Side Character Destined for Intoxication [AO3]

the seven habits of highly unfortunate souls: a transmigrator’s guide to the coral sea [AO3]

Debut or Die

I must debut (or die) [AO3]

RESET [AO3]

Vacation [AO3]

Date or Die! [AO3]

Shokugeki no Soma

and only the bitterness remains. [AO3]

SVSSS

The Cultivating Force [AO3] [Star Wars crossover]

Misinformation [AO3]

Master of Dual Cultivation [AO3]

Scum Villain's White Lotus Halo [AO3]

how to avoid love for dummies [AO3]

ORV

bet i made you look [AO3]

The Reborn Villainess Can't Possibly Be This Cute! [AO3]

One Kim Dokja to Rule them All [AO3]

you got me starstruck [AO3]

“You are loved,” said Yoo Jonghyuk. “This is a threat,” said Yoo Jonghyuk. [AO3]

TCF

black dragons and white crowns [AO3]

THE GOD'S SYSTEM [AO3]

What Lies ahead [AO3]

Amaranthine [AO3]

Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! [AO3]

The Distress of the Middleman [AO3]

everybody talks [AO3]

0% Love [AO3]

Genshin Impact

𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑 [AO3]

Bleach

living, not breathing [AO3]

The Fourth Seat [AO3]

Indelible Stains [AO3]

半个花瓣 || Petal Fragment [AO3]

Nothing but the Truth [AO3]

Chilled Peaches [AO3]

Not exactly pushing daisies [AO3]

Bait and Switch [AO3]

The Unfought [AO3]

Sight [AO3]

Swinging Pendulum [AO3]

KnB

Ball Is Life, But You Still Need To Pay Rent [AO3]

Tokyo Revengers

all for one [AO3]

if trouble must come (let it come) [AO3]

Marbled Elbows [AO3]

Original

Chain Me Up, Darling [Quotev]

Anomalous [Quotev]

[fictionfixations]

Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! / TCF/LCF Fic (Fic Rec)

When Kim Rok Soo fell asleep while reading, he did not wake up in Cale Henituse's body. In some ways, this changed nothing. In other ways, it changed everything.

basically krs becomes naru lol. ive recently been getting super fixated on tcf and naru and white star and just interactions. and its both so fucking stressful and also 'aHAHAH nothing to be suspicious of here uncle hAHAHAH'

and its. so fucking cool. and id say its pretty canon divergent. stuff changes, some stuff stays the same, but so on and so on

and i think theres some stuff thats not actually canon that also changes it while making sense as we're well from dark creature pov and why so and so and i dont wanna spoil it because its really cool

it hasnt been updated in like a year i dont think (at 50 chapters with 480k words holy moly) but its. so fucking cool.

and i like it very very much.

id rlly recommend giving it a read

[zergula]

Welcome to The Kingdom Of Kaodina

The Kingdom Of Kaodina welcomes you to our bustling yet ancient town! Our townsfolk are living their best lives as their ancestors did before them. It's a simple life in Kaodina but luckily, the townsfolk seem to have special abilities to make it a little more exciting! There's mischievous fairies, wicked witches, wild werewolves, vicious vampires, and even beautiful mermaids everywhere! There are fantasy homes, ruins, and lots of parks for your sim to explore!

I have played Moonlight Falls and Dragon Valley far too many times. I wanted a new fantasy/medieval/tudor world to play in so I decided to try making my own! I found this gorgeous map by JanasCreatives and just had to make my very own perfect new tudor town!

Interesting Characters

There are a lot of townies from Dragon Valley and Moonlight Falls here: The MacAnna Sisters, Robin Hooley, The Dolans, The O'Connells, The Goodfellows, The MacDuffs, Chaucey Grimm, Gladsten Farmwell, John Burb, Siobahn Murphy, Bailey and Chester Swain.

The Mudd Family is a farming family! They love to get their hands in the mud to plant, build, and more! You'll see them tending to their garden on their lovely lot all of the time!

The Blossom Fairies are best fairy friends and probably 99% responsible for all of the shenanigans around town.

Cordelia Morgan has been a resident of The Kingdom Of Kaodina since the beginning…mostly because they can't keep her out of Kaodina Bay. She is a daughter of the sea king!

Flora Root loves her little house on the peninsula. She can practice her alchemy potions, let her garden thrive, and all with an absolutely beautiful view!

Around Town

27 community lots 74 residential lots

There is lots to do in The Kingdom Of Kaodina! Along with all EA rabbitholes, there is:

Splash Mountain Rollercoaster by soocoolsim - set as a beach, your sims can lay under the sun, swim, snorkel, play in the water, or even ride an amazing rollercoaster!

Camp Plumbob by ruthlesskk - even medieval sims still like to camp so bring them down to this beach and pick your favorite tent!

Royal Bulldog Pub by XOX1 - you can definitely meet some interesting folks at this dive bar!

The Old Mill - a smaller version of SimGuruKitty's Old Mill, you can catch only the best fish here. It's the town's best secret

The Three Broomsticks by elle0808 - a lovely cafeteria where your sims can enjoy all kinds of different delicacies from around the world

Kaodina Market And Nectary - lots of fun trinkets to find here or sell your own! You will be surprised at the nectar selection as well!

Kaodina Entertainment District is where you will find the grocery store, theater, bijou, and a fun arcade with all games.

The Opera House And Casino is Kaodina's Live Show Venue where you can see your favorite performer, play some casino games, or both!

Country Bear Jamboree by Sandraelle - this is where all of the locals gather to have some fun

Kaodina Library has a lot of books and you can buy some at its bookstore, too! The Vault of Antiquity is here for all of your deep research needs. The Wyeth Institute art gallery is right next door!

Visit the Gypsy Camp by LariFari2009 to purchase potions and glimpse into your future…for a price, of course.

Prosperity Lounge and Casino by Joolster - a dance club with an underground live music room

Notre Dame de Paris by soocoolsim - an absolutely gorgeous recreation of the Notre Dame where your sims can get married, or get buried.

Kaodina Fire And Rescue - a small station on a big lot with everything you need for the firefighter career.

Construction Pete's Junkyard - a small junkyard with lots of treasures to be found!

The Duke Of Bows Renaissance Fair - store venue edited a bit by me and set as the town gym

The Kalua Pool by Snowmoon - a cool oasis pool ready for your next party

DunBroch Archery by Sandraelle - a recreational park where you can practice your archery, martial arts, or just enjoy the scenery

Orchard House - a community garden hangout with a working tractor so you can grab those goodies even faster. Who says a medieval town can't be a little modern?

Other Important Info

Kaodina is a medium world. I have all expansions, all stuff packs, and all store content so I am sure most of it is used in this save. If you do not have some of the items, the game will generate another item in its place. The only expansion not used is PETS so I am not sure how it will perform with pets and horses, etc. but there is plenty of room for them. This is a world save file so you will have to have the world installed in order to play the save file. In this download there is the world download and 3 save files:

KaodinaCommunityLots - this save is only the community lots, no residential houses

KaodinaUnpopulated - this is the final version of the save with zero households

KaodinaPopulated - this is the final version of the save with all households

There is zero custom content in this save

I hope you enjoy! Please tag me @zergula or hashtag #kaodina in any posts or photos you share because I would love to see them. You can check out my other world saves here: River Falls and here: Simarellen Happy simming!

SIMFILESHAREDOWNLOAD

[aro-screams-into-the-void]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (^ ہ ^)/

(Don’t feel pressured to answer- just looked fun :D)

Answer time again! Hmmm let's do some fanfics this time, again in no particular order:

Dost Thou Even Steal Hearts? by BukuBuku (P5 x MHA crossover)

and still, the cradle blossoms by solistrix (Linked Universe)

The Cor Et Cerebrum series by audreycritter (Batfamily + one of my fave OCs, Dev!)

The Mandalorian, his son and the Storm Trooper series by LadyIrina (with another beloved OC, Corin!)

Annnnd I'm gonna cheat here and list multiple for this one. Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! by realfakedokja (TCF), Issue Found in Translation by Fanfiction_Artist_Prototype (TCF), The Birth of a Villain by Zell_Hatoule (TCF), and Vertical Limit by hppjmxrgosg (DP x DC)

[indigoinka]

Hi! I’m finally getting around to that intro post I promised months ago, and honestly, you could be here for some time.

I’m squatting on a whole bunch of social media accounts, but this is the only place I feel safe anymore, though I do have a little reader group on the Meta-hole (🤢). I wish I could get my AuDHD head around Discord, but it feels like the old Yahoo boards mated with a speeding train, and I'm just too tired for that. 

Wherever you look, I’ll be indigoinka or Inka York there.

This is me:

About me, then:

I love tea. Would I even be British if I didn’t?

I love cake. British.

And cider. British.

Yeah, and pie.

Food. I like food.

Please rec queer TV shows to me because I don’t watch as much as I should, and sometimes I just need to refill my crusty old well.

I love supporting indie authors, and rarely read trad stuff these days unless the blurb and sample are god tier.

Feel free to ask questions and tag me in writing games, or whatever shenanigans you get up to around here.

What do I write?

I write queer books, mostly urban fantasy, and usually set in the same storyworld. I also write contemporary gay romance, sometimes with an alien twist. And I’m wide with my books, so you can find them at all the major online retailers and in library catalogues.

I write what I like to read, which sometimes includes problematic tropes, but mostly includes wholesome shit like twin stories, sibling banter, ride or die friendships, a hearty mix of fluff and angst, found families, annoying ghosts, salty supernaturals, cinnamon rolls with knives, and sentient vehicles. Oh, and goats. I love me a judgemental goat.

My favourite tropes

Well, it started as a love triangle/square/dodecahedron, but now everybody's fucking (I don't know what this trope is actually called)

Forced proximity/only one bed (or coffin, in my case)

Friends to lovers (AKA idiots who took too long to notice how perfect they are)

Grumpy/Sunshine

Secret twins

Rivals to lovers

Hurt/comfort

My storyworlds

Cascade Apocrypha (queer paranormal/urban fantasy in many subgenres from pirate adventures to cosy mysteries to paranormal romance)

Feverish (contemporary gay romance)

Dracate System (AKA Gay Space Bridgerton)

My books

My first series, Not the Same River, is urban fantasy, upper YA/crossover, set in the Cascade Apocrypha storyworld. It features angels, demons, vamps, vaewolves, goats, succubus nuns, and villains to cry over. Book five is out this month, and the final book is out in February. This is the story of my heart, and the one that spurred a thousand spin-offs that I'll never have time to write.

The first book in that series, A Storm of Paper Starlings, is complete on Wattpad and Inkitt. I was gonna put it on AO3, but it feels weird because I tore all my Potter fics down when JKR started flashing her arse at the entire world, and everything I had on there felt dirty. Anyway, I digress. I might go back. Talk me into it.

I also have two other books updating on Wattpad:

🩷 Victorian Vampire Daddy (MM historical romantic suspense/Cascade Apocrypha)

🩷 My Ex & His Boyfriend (MMM/Feverish storyworld)

My other current series, Tales from the Noctuary (Cascade Apocrypha), has two books out at the retailers:

🩷 Secrets at the Door (historical mystery/suspense with lesbian romance): fat, beekeeping lesbian vampire, queer well-demon with a bad haircut, nonbinary treasure who sometimes makes bad decisions, everybody be gay.

🩷 Puddles in the Pavement (historical mystery and outright shenanigans): queer archangel brother detectives, a perky butler, an escort of indeterminate gender with the worst singing voice in the known world, a vampire duke with terrible table manners, and a Home Secretary with an unasked for appendage (let's hope that doesn't get around).

I have two more books written for this series so far, which will likely debut in my subscription.

Getting to that...

My subscription

13 Club: After Dark is hosted at Ream Stories, the only subscription platform designed specifically for authors and readers, and it is amazing.

You just click on the book cover you want, and the app will drop you into the social e-reader right where you left off, so you can comment right there inside the story. It’s like Patreon + Wattpad + a community board + extra sauce.

Honestly, I could gush about it all week.

This is also me:

So, what’s there?

Well, first, you can follow me there (which is free, obvs) and get access to:

The Weakest Link (Not the Same River #0): features the series MC’s twin sister and the coven she grew up in.

The Cursed Bones of Sergeant Boom!: a contemporary paranormal mystery involving a ghost who gatecrashed a funeral and got followed home by a necromantified corgi (as one does).

Pride’s Treasure: a series of mini adventures with characters from all the stories above, where all the chaos is your fault, because the MC of this story is YOU!

In the paid tiers, there’s 8 weeks early access to the two stories updating on Wattpad, the whole Not the Same River series so far (book 5 is updating now, before it hits the retailers at the end of October 2023). There’s also a 13 Club exclusive story called Earth Render, which is MMMMF (but not reverse harem), again set in the Cascade Apocrypha storyworld. That one features a witch with no beginning, a raven shifter with the best taste in pets, a vampire with memory issues, a vaewolf who can’t control his wolfism, and a nephilim with a huge secret. I promise not to give the Archangel Gabriel a horse penis in this story 👀

There are also physical welcome packs for some of the tiers, and all members are rewarded with After Darkling points, which they can save up each month for sweet treats, like a personalised drabble, or a one-shot featuring their favourite character, or some mystery merch. I love my After Darklings and my little club so much.

My main WIPs at the moment are:

Earth Render serial (mentioned above)

The Dryad's Curse: Pirates of Siorai trilogy (paranormal pirate adventure with romance/Cascade Apocrypha)

Gay Space Bridgerton (space fantasy romance with interplanetary political intrigue and hapless humans/Dracate System)

Almost done... maybe

That was a whole lot of intro (mate, do I love the word shenanigans), but I’m a busy goblin, and though my days are only marginally more comfortable than my painful nights, I still feel grateful that I get to do this every day.

I’d love to chat with you here, on Wattpad,  in my FB group (same name as my sub) or over at 13 Club: After Dark. My subscription is what keeps me and my writing going, so if you’re here because you already love my stories, and you have the means, I’d love to see you over there. Your support would mean the world to me, whether it’s a follow or more. I love in-story comments more than life.

I’d love more friends on here, though. So if you’re into queer media and love reading, feel free to follow and I'll follow back.

That’s it from me. I’m finally shutting the fuck up.

Come chat with me whenever you want.

Stay safe!

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

[nocturnerpg]

An update has been made with the LA PATRIE STRONGHOLD faction in our coteries page, courtesy of Othello Chastain's writer!

Read more about the updated available roles you can claim below.

✛  THE LA PATRIE STRONGHOLD / FORMERLY LA PATRIE ROYALTY. Before daysdeath, the Chastain family was the reigning monarch across La Patrie. However, the Blood Wars left their forces diminished as the vampires and other night creatures took over the regions. With the king and queen dead, the crowned heirs are the only ones left to claim the throne by birthright and to reinstate hope in taking back the kingdom one day. AVAILABLE ROLES. CROWN PRINCE: Othello Octavius Cesar Chastain (Cesare) CROWN PRINCESS: Ophelia Constante Chastain THE ROYAL ADVISOR: (0/1) THE DOCTOR: (0/1, must be from Nightmire) THE TREASURER: (0/1) THE ARCHDUKES. Former Archduke of Whitepeak: (0/1) Former Archduke of Nightmire: (0/1) Former Archduke of The Shadow Isles: (0/1, human) THE NOBLE HOUSES. House of Vasiliev: (no limit) Dmitri Vasiliev (marquess)  Roxana Constantine (ladyship) House of Hills: (no limit, scholars only) Other nobles but with ranks no higher than the Duke and Marquess (i.e. earl/counts, viscount/viscountess, baron/baroness): (no limit) THE CHURCH. The Acolyte: (0/1, scholar) Scholars: (no limit) Bishops: (no limit) Clergy: (no limit) Astrologers: (no limit) Poets: (no limit) THE MILITARE. The General: (any species, may or may not be affiliated with either House of Vasiliev or the fallen House of Frost. If choosing Frost, please contact Niklaus Frost for more information) (0/1) The Kingsguard: (Othello’s wanted connection (brotherhood), must be male, any species, affiliated with the House of Vasiliev) (0/1) Knights: (no limit) Amadeus Melmoth THE CITIZENS. Lady-in-Waiting: (Ophelia’s wanted connection (dame), female, any species) (0/1) The Mage: (Othello’s wanted connection (brotherhood), male, scholar, fc suggestions: lee dong wook or gongyoo vibes)  (0/1) The Scribe: (Othello's wanted connection (brotherhood), male, human) (0/1) More information about the La Patrie Stronghold can be read here!

[anrisimps]

http://web.archive.org/web/20230326031850/https://archiveofourown.org/works/37663543?view_full_work=true

wayback machine link for treasure of the vampire dukes family getting me through it

AKAKSJJDHDHDHDHHFHF I LOVE YOU SO MUCCHHHHH OMG OMG OMG ITS TOTVDF!!!!!

[vodkassassin]

Basen is a wee bit jealous methinks

[lostmyria]

Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! By realfakedokja (wordcount 480,792)

When Kim Rok Soo fell asleep while reading, he did not wake up in Cale Henituse's body. In some ways, this changed nothing. In other ways, it changed everything.

What happened to slacking off and farming? By Edzz227 (wordcount 8,907)

Choi Han needs a sparring partner. And this time, just this once, Cale agrees. Unfortunately, Choi Han had fun during the spar and asked for another. And another. And another. And before Cale himself could even realize it, their sparring matches had become a regular thing between them. ‘Dammit, what happened to slacking off and farming?’ | Basically Cale uses the skills he used to have as Kim Rok Soo to spar with Choi Han. Occasionally cheating by predicting his movements with his record. *** | Current chap: “I bet 30 gold coins the Molans get to them first.” Alberu slammed a small bag of coins onto the table. Smiling widely at the silver haired little girl. “Ten gold, saying otherwise.” She countered.

Here I'll Stay by RandomCrayon (wordcount 17,430)

In all honesty, Cale had intended to keep the thoughtless promise to On that he would be there when she woke up from her nap. After all, he’s not such trash that he would lie to a child, a sick one no less. Yet here he was. A liar, apparently. ‘What did I do to deserve this.’ Was all Cale could think as he stared at the stone wall ahead of him. The chains on his wrists were awfully tight. OR Cale and Hong are snatched away while looking after On who had fallen sick that morning. With a sick kitten and now two of their own taken, the rest of the group are finally pushed beyond the edge of rationality and decide excessive violence is the only promising solution.

So this is the world by Ferret_in_a_lake (wordcount 15,456)

“The test starts with the birth of your eldest friend, my child,” explains the Sealed God. But the thing is, Cale’s eldest friend is technically the Super Rock, who had been an old man by the time the Ancient Times were declared over. Meaning that Cale has to relive every single day since the Super Rock’s birth to the day he entered the temple. The toddler in front of him lets out a cheer as a couple rocks move by his command, and Cale swallows a sigh. Three years down, ten thousand to go… This was going to be a long test. Alternatively, the Sealed God's test goes a little differently. Or, well, a lot differently.

Golden Memories by BlueTeller (wordcount 2,584)

Eruhaben receives a divine revelation shortly before he meets Cale. He's... less than pleased about it. Yet he finds out it was actually relevant, some time later. (An AU concept which doesn't change a lot – but it changes the relationship between Cale and Eruhaben on a fundamental level.)

Questions by Blame_GoD (wordcount 15,841)

Just after meeting Eruhaben for the first time, Cale, his allies and some other colorful people are sucked into a large room with a black screen. While seeing many familiar faces, there are also many unfamiliar to the red-head, those of which he had yet to read about past the first 5 volumes of [The Birth of a Hero]. The screen flickers on as words scroll across [Welcome to the trivia room!! ><] [I am system and will guide you on your trivia journey to learn some new tidbits that could potentially save your lives! If you get the questions right, you get to see a sneak peek of the future! If you get it wrong, you see the past that you didn't know!! How fun right!?! Yay!! I'll be cheering for you!! *^_^*] 'What a terrible thing' Cale thought.

Honestly, any of Blueteller's or Vodkassassin's works are really good, so I would recommend checking out their profiles.

I got caught up with lcf part 2 ♥️😭. I need fics and I have been away from AO3 in a while. What are your recommendations???

Let me know!

[blueteller]

"Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family" – How old is Naru?

So I've been re-reading my favorite TCF fic recently, "Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?!" by realfakedokja, and I realized something hilarious: Naru's age is truly unquantifiable.

[This concerns an AU where instead of being transmigrated as Cale Henituse, Kim Rok Soo becomes Naru von Ejellan (aka. "Fredo the Second"), Duke Fredo's real-fake-son. Check it out, it's really an amazing story!]

Just look at this absurdity:

Age appearance-wise (human standard): 8 -because Fredo made his "Naru" appearance younger on purpose

Age appearance-wise (vampire standard): ~100 -if we consider 1 vampire year equal to around 12 human years

Age cover-wise (human standard): 12 -the number Naru uses as a cover in the human world

Age cover-wise (vampire standard): 151 -his "official" age as Fredo made it

Mental age: 36 -because KRS became Naru at that age

Chronological age (time of existence): 0 -because he's been alive as Naru less than a month, lol

So is Naru actually 0? 8? 12? 36? 100? 151?? Who the heck knows!! No matter how I look at this, this is hilarious 😂

[sasra6]

This novel has to be one of the best of TCF, the way Naru and Duke Fredo act with each other. -and Fredo making that meal and Naru liking it!!!!! My heart was exploding from fluff!!

I cannot wait for Alberu to come into the scene.

Treasure of the (Vampire) Duke's Family?! - Chapter 18 - realfakedokja - 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan [Archive of Our Own]

[llolian]

you guys have normal fathers? I have Fredo. Fredo acts like a fool and loves to tell jokes that no one but him ever even laughs at. he fake cries whenever we're too busy to spend time with each other, and can't go five minutes without mentioning me, his cute son. Fredo is an all-powerful man, the leader of the Vampire faction, and the Duke of the Endable Kingdom, yet he learned how to bake cookies just because he knows i enjoy them. Fredo tortures anyone who even hurts an inch of me, and he's willing to take the brunt of a demonic contract just to make sure I'm safe. he never yells at me. he only explains and corrects. he's the first and best father I've ever had.