I’m lying in my bed right now, still waking up, and I can hear my mom showing my brothers the “Xander get you boy, dawg” clip through the wall, and now she’s explaining the show to them. Now she’s showing them a Wade clip. Somehow I’ve managed to get my mom obsessed with Real Bros. Amazing.
Straight up, Xander’s my boy. But not this hawk fool, okay? Hawk’s a dumb name. You come in here like you own the place with your cool Vans, steezing, like you’re some kind of god. You’re not god. You’re a one-year-old child, okay? everyones jumping on his little baby dick, especially Xander. Little one year old douche. Like I’ve known you since ninth grade, bro. You’ve known this guy for maybe a year. Maybe.
add this to the list of videos i never want to forget. i never actually thought i’d ever get to watch wade sanders go through a gay panic and yet, here we are