#trashgirl

[shoptrashgirl]

dani for trashgirl

[futchpls]

i love being a trashgirl. i am a trashgirl forever and ever

[potionsandtinctures]

She’s a whore

She’s obsessed with knives

She has zero ambitions

She’s stolen multiple organs

One of her hobbies is lying

She can do three quarters of a backflip

She gets revenge by sleeping with your parents

Her mouth can unhinge like a snake

She chain smokes constantly

She’s never sober

I didn’t say her name, but she popped into your head❤️

[esleep]

i had company staying with me all week and she was in hell - i barely saw her because she was hiding most of the time. now that everyone is gone she is sticking to me like a burr.

[weedle-testaburger]

me thinking about what i was like as a kid

[himejoshikomaeda]

you want me to take out the trash? what if, the trashgirl, is tired of being thrown away? cast aside, like she is worthless? huh? what's that? the trashgirl is in love with the trashbingirl? hmm... okay, i see your point... it is my duty, then, to unite them in yuriful matrimony...

[envb]

pushing my itsuzumi “it” trashgirl agenda

[orangepeelshortbreadcookies]

Everybody hurry get your whitest crew socks, your pastel headbands, your plaid skirts ready. Don't forget your bluntest fringe and your poshest, blandest picnic basket. Don't bother to season that shit. It's preppy trashgirl with silly name summer. Entrance ID is a special back knife.

[himedanshi-trashcan]

My first fanfics first chapter is out. ^_^

Tsubasa takes flight!

A story where everyones favorite trashboy explores gender dysphoria and self realization so that she can become everyones favorite trashgirl!

[shoptrashgirl]

mathea for trashgirl

[gloomyclauds]

She should be resting, but think of the views! Trash girl almost died (not really), her fans were probably very worried when she suddenly stopped posting.

Remember when she was embarrassed of being #trashgirl? Well, some people saw something in her and she’s slowly garnering a fan base.

[hildegardladyofbones]

Oh damn I'm having a trashgirl renaissance over here (<-has not cleaned his room and is fantasising about weird haircuts to get)

[thatzmemars]

I just found this old drawing I made in middle school and I just realized that my username name “thatzmemarz” started with “TrashGirl”

I was going to call myself TRASHGIRL out of all things and I was ok with it!?😭

[millennialgrandma]

October 2023 Wrap Up

We did it, Joe. We finally fucking caught up. I know I'm being ridiculous and these monthly wrap up posts don't really matter to anyone but me, but I actually could not proceed without doing them. Could not dive into my waiting pile of fanfic without coming back to do these. It's been weighing on me all fucking year and now, with two months left, I am finally at peace. Thank fuck, because this has taken me a truly ungodly amount of hours. Like over a full day of work. And I'm feeling a bit like a feral racoon, if I'm being honest.

Things I Wrote

Ok, technically, I did not write anything. I really really fucking wanted to and the words simply would not word. BUT, I beta'd this fic for my partner-in-(whore)crimes @mignon-chignon called Occupational Hazards (dramione, E, 5.7k) and it is a goddamn delight and I demand you read it immediately.

Things I Read

Per usual, there's some HP fic in here. There's firstprince from my slutty little baby wimsy. And there's a handful of smutty shirbert fics for reasons I neither care to examine, nor explain.

Fiction:

Nonfiction:

Fanfiction:

Complete: (approx. 68.1k)

Oh Baby Doll by Biirdiee_Rose (dramione, E, 3.5k)

Honey by @zeebee3 (dreomione, E, 5.8k)

Lie To Me by @zeebee3 (dramione, E, 6.9k)

Snow Baby by @maraudersaffair (sirius/ginny, E, 0.7k)

Reread: Come To Me by @frumpologist (sirius/ginny, E, 2.4k)

Staffing Changes: Potions Master by disconaro (GA, 0.5k)

Staffing Changes: History Professor by disconaro (GA, 0.6k)

Reread: Run for It by @provocative-envy

certain relations by mrsren (dramione, E, 4.1k)

here we go again by mrsren (dramione, E, 1k)

want me to ruin you? by mrsren (jamione, E, 0.9k)

Risk & Reward by mrsren (pansmione, E, 2.3k)

roommates by mrsren (dramioninny, E, 1.2k)

Stay by orphan_account (shirbert, M, 2k)

In Sickness and in Health by orphan_account (shirbert, M, 1.8k)

Sweetest Agony by Bookaholic711 (shirbert, M, 3.1k)

meaning to tell you by dylaesthetics (shirbert, M, 3.9k)

The Anatomist by botanyclub (shirbert, E, 5.5k)

Got Me Seeing Stars (When I'm With You) by h0lyheadharpies (shirbert, E, 3.9k)

A Life Saving Technique by Jacqualine14 (shirbert, E, 2.2k)

better than I do by anonymous (shirbert, E, 5.9k)

can't help staring (when you make it through the rain on time) by starg1rl (shirbert, E, 3.4k)

Gonna Burn Calling Her Name by jacksparrow589 (shirbert, M, 3.1k)

Reread: Practical Punishment by rockthecasbah18 (harry/draco/rose, E, 3k)

WIPs: (approx. 14.8k)

Five-Drink Henry by @whimsymanaged - Chapters 1-2 (firstprince, E, 5.9k)

Sympathetic Attraction by @zeebee3 - Chapter 1 (dramione, E, 7.9k)

Does Hogwarts Have Correspondent Courses? by disconaro - Chapter 1 (harry/charlie, T, 1k)

Things I'm Reading (Heading into November)

I've got some dramione WIPs I need to catch up on and I'm over the moon to have the time to do so. Also cackling maniacally because I have more than 100 firstprince fics queued up. I made a new airtable two nights ago specifically for firstprince, and my loyal sluts already have half a million words wrapped into my starter pack. I'm ready to be a menace. A terror. An absolute trashgirl. Brace yourselves.

[ashes2caches]

Every transmasc I know is a well-adjusted member of society

Every transfem I know is a hyper-online trashgirl

Every enby I know is in a quantum superposition between these two states of being

[himejoshikomaeda]

what is a landfill if not an orgy of many trashgirls and scrapgirls of various origins

^you might not like it but these are the truest words ever spoken