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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.
like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
#ik hes done odder stuff but like i just find this dude placed in random situations funny#i actually need to hear his thoughts during this entire experience#he was just in a bar a second ago#and now hes standing in some kind of interdimensional corporate office thingie#and now hes got pruned and sent to an interdimensional trash can#this old man is having the weirdest three days of his life#did i post this just for logans silly :( face#yes yes i did#love the amount of confused as hell faces logan makes in this movie#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#hugh jackman#TVA#deadpool 3#worst wolverine#poolverine
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A man raped a woman on a busy street in India recently and the bystanders (all men) recorded and posted the videos on the internet, instead of saving her.
Another recent news from India, A 6 year old girl was saved from a rape attempt by a troop of monkeys who attacked and chased away the rapist.
We live in a world where even animals who have no socialisation about basic morals are safer than men who create those morals and laws.
Men talk about being protectors to protect us from dangerous animals when in reality it’s the animals protecting us from these parasites.
The irony!
No wonder women chose the bears 🐻
#yes all men#radblr#radical feminism#radical feminist community#south asian radical feminist#radical feminist safe#radical feminist#feminism#radical feminists do interact#women#india#indian men are trash#south asian men are trash#brown men are trash#bear vs man#i choose the bear#desiblr#desi blog
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A redraw
#tcf#lcf#tcf fanart#lcf fanart#trash of the count's family#lout of the count's family#cale henituse#raon miru#man i did not realise i have been lurking in this fandom for over 2 years#time flies huh#i saw my old drawing of these two father son duo and cringed so bad man#this one is still p messy but not as bad as the 1st one idt
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Made this cursed gif because the silly gay friends on my phone told me to do it 🤭
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okay im not british and i admit my understanding of british politics is not great but i found out that david tennant's speech when he accepted the lgbt celebrity ally award made british politicans BIG mad. the way conservative transphobic politicans will weaponize any part of their identity to silence criticism agaisnt them is so disingenious and shitty.
THIS is what he said. okay
and this was the reaction of badenoch and sunak
literally weaponizing her identity as a woman and a woman of colour to distract from how dangerously transphobic she is. like what the fuck. anyways i just wanted to bring this up because it's something that terfs do constantly. especially to shut up trans woman and cis male allies. not to mention david tennant is a father of a non-binary child and i believe one of other kids is queer. he's not just being a performative ally, trans rights are important to him and his family. anyways fuck sunak fuck badenoch.
#awww she called him a rich lefty white male for having an opinion very tumblr 2014 of her#david doesnt even have social media so i can only imagine his reaction to the pm trash talking him lmao#david tennant#he literally just told her to shut up and she was like oh my god this MAN wants to kill me#did she go to the jk rowling school of over reacting
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Father of three....
old animation from several years ago!
#tcf#lcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#dont think I ever posted this here#my art#man throwback to high school when i had patience to do things
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#lana del rey#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant#may jailer#lana del ray aesthetic#trailer park trash#trailer park pretty#trailer park darling#trailer park queen#trailer park princess#trashy coquette#dollette#dolores haze#oldermen#older man younger woman#older guys#sofia coppola#the virgin suicides#priscilla presley#elvis presley#female manipulator#male manipulator#girl blogger#girlblogging#girl interrupted#american lolita#americana aesthetic#just girlboss things#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog
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On The Hunt
#I GOT SMTH DONE!!! WOOHOO MEE!!!!#guys i am so proud of this hahsh i struggle sm with layouts when it comes to props#but i rlly like this one!#and ofc the man himself. missed drawing this stinker#took the hall entrance directly from the pilot btw! and then. yk. trashed it LOL#my art#the wretched digital circus au#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc horror au#wretched!jax#tadc au#tadc jax#jax#jax tadc#for you#fyp
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Gonna be busy the next couple of days and I didn’t want to hang onto these for that long so Suprise!
Part 1 I guess. No idea how long on the other parts but I hope you guys like it! Let me know.
Part 2
#hazbin hotel#art#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel art#hazbin vox#vox#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin alastor#alastor#radiostatic#one sided radiostatic#radio silence#lyric comic#hazbin hotel animation#animation#doodle#voxal#staticlovetune#Also happy radiostatic week!#Idk man can’t wait to get the whole story is season 2#I do like the idea of Vox being Al’s adopted trash panda
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it’s that time of year ONCE AGAIN folks!!!!!!!!!!!!
#you already knowwww#I love how he gradually becomes more insane looking with each year LMAO#anyways happy holidays guys#cabinet man#lemon demon#neil cicierega#owen’s trash
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here are some sketches from earlier this year that i don't think i'll ever finish - sammy as a possum! i couldn't decide which style of eyes i liked better so i just went with both :3c
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Exorcist no more
A Hazbin Hotel fan art based of the legendary work of John Romita Sr
#fanart#hazbin hotel#chaggie#pre chaggie#hazbin charlie#vaggie#hazbin vagatha#pre season#comic reference#spider-man reference#hazbin art#charlie morningstar#charlie x vaggie#Charlie: I wonder if the gold blood puddles and exorcist uniform by the trash where I found pretty girl mean anything…#Nah
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book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
#grown man behaviour#pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me)#covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up#i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect#she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home#maybe she likes pathetic men#all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#jaime x brienne#asoiaf#got#game of thrones#so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top)
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Kote’s House
Kote’s first house is a pathetic thing, and he is incurably proud of it. The twi’lek he purchased it from very evidently could not make up his mind what to do with a man that grinned while he haggled, but it was the first time Kote had haggled over a purchase of his very own. He had thoroughly enjoyed it.
The house is built for one being, and a compact being at that, but Kote doesn’t have much. Moving in is quick, and most of his efforts during the next few days after go into attempting ambitious repairs for things he doesn’t know the first thing about.
His plumbing is an issue, he knows. Something is getting blocked up. Somehow while trying to fix the kitchen tumbler, his fresher spout explodes.
He hadn’t kept his new house a secret from anyone by any means, but it is still surprising when Fox barges in through his jamming front door. He finds Kote on the floor in his cramped kitchen while the fresher rains water in the adjacent room, laughing so hard and so crippled with delight that he can’t get up.
He tries to explain how wonderful it is —
“I-I have to fix my plumbing on my own, vod—”
—but judging by Fox’s single raised eyebrow he knows it doesn’t translate.
Fox, it turns out, is moving into the neighborhood. Kote doesn’t ask about the house Fox already has — the house he has visited, which is very nice and fancy — or point out that Fox’s contract there cannot possibly be up, which begs the question of why he’s here in Kote’s neighborhood — except that Kote already knows the answer to that question. So he doesn’t ask.
Fox doesn’t show him any grace or forbearance, though.
“Don’t even know how to fix a damn pipe, front lining show-off—” His brother snarls, but it is muffled; his top half had to go down beneath the floor they’d pried up to get at the plumbing issue.
“So that’s what they had you doing all these years.” Kote says, because he really is in a criminally good mood. He barely ducks the foot-long pipe Fox throws at his head, feeling giddy.
He makes dinner that night in thanks. Fox stays, ostensibly because now that he’s fixed the fresher he intends to use it, because his new house isn’t hooked up properly yet to all the supply lines and power grids.
They choke on homemade tiingilar (vode-style; Kote can’t pretend at the real thing yet) so heavily spiced it’s got grit to it that sticks between the teeth. It’s disgusting, but Cody had bought fifteen different spices and while usually he likes to keep his approach to the unknown more cautious, more methodical, he couldn’t think of anything he wanted to do more than use them all at once for the first time.
Wolffe joins them not long after; brings a few others along by recommending the apartment he picks out, so that soon most of the complex is taken up by vode, Kote hears, but he doesn’t visit yet. Everyone’s too busy coming over to his house, it seems; filling up his kitchen and asking why he hasn’t fixed the trash disposal yet, why he doesn’t have a couch, doesn’t he know they’re all the rage among civilized folk?
Kote fixes the trash disposal with Rex, who is better at it than he is but says it’s only due to Skywalker’s influence on managing all things mechanical.
“How is Skywalker?” Kote asks, and gets more than he bargained for over the next hour. At first he’s a bit off-put, because he’s trying to get dinner sorted again and he’s not been very fond of Skywalker at the best of times, but Rex is snorting out a story and laughing and it’s contagious, so Kote just resigns himself and settles in to enjoy.
Skywalker has little ones, now. Obi-Wan is the only one that can get them to sleep. Ahsoka is distressed; she knows better, but every instinct in her is apparently in agony over the little ones’ inability to eat meat yet. She obsesses over nutrients in their diet — which, given what tiny natborn humans primarily ingest in the early stages, makes for some slightly awkward conversations.
Rex helps with dinner afterward, and they take turns being incredulous over natborn baby facts, shoving around one another in the tiny, uncomfortable kitchen.
“What’s your next project?” Rex asks at one point, glancing sidelong with a cheeky look, and Kote levels his vegetable knife at him (he’s got a vegetable knife. Specifically for vegetables. It’s a very new concept).
“I make everyone’s dinner on Tuangsdays.” He says. “I’m productive.”
Rex’s sharp-toothed grin turns thoughtful. “Yeah” He says. “Everyone loves coming here, you know. You could be the new 79’s.”
Kote knows. He plans and plots, and puts more work into researching recipes than he’s put into any research whatsoever in months. It feels a bit like coming out of a shore leave; his thoughts quicken and his excitement grows. He hunts down a market. He brings a bag. He shops, bargains, and returns victorious.
He sends out a few comms., and can’t help but shake his head and grin at how different the responses are.
What a marvelous idea, Cody. His general — ex-general — says.
Yus pls, Ahsoka sends back, with some sort of strange tooka vidclip that dances with wiggly gyrations Kote can only assume indicate excitement.
Where is your house, Anakin says, blunt and to the point, and Kote can appreciate that.
He sends the address. He cooks all day. The sun sets, and Fox and Wolffe arrive, already bickering, Rex trailing behind with a long-suffering look sent to Kote, begging commiseration.
“Ugh, don’t you ever stop smiling, now?” He gripes when Kote just grins at him.
“Nope,” Kote says, unrepentantly.
He leaves the soup on the stove, simmering, and takes his cup of caf to the window. He leans on it, breathing in cool air, and just listens — listens to the squabbling as Wolffe gets on Fox’s case for not washing Kote’s dishes correctly the last time they visited. Hears the soft thumps of Rex sneaking into the cramped room Kote has set aside for plants and the sole pet he has; a pastel goullian, fins swaying ever so gently, permanent scowl in place. Thinks he catches, distantly, the sound of his remaining three guests (Padme couldn’t attend, and had made him feel very awkward by how thoughtfully she apologized for it) plodding up the hill.
“Cody!” Ahsoka cries, coming into view and waving.
Kote’s cheeks have stopped aching from all the smiling he’s gotten used to, so it’s easy to let another through.
#fan art#artists on tumblr#star wars fanart#star wars: the clone wars#fix it au#captain rex#commander cody#commander fox#commander wolffe#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka#After The War Fluff#Get you some vod that can do plumbing and make fun of your trash disposal unit#OmPu Writes: Snippet#just-typed-this-out-and-it-shows#Kote was grinning like a shark while haggling#It was terrifying#This man waged wars and he cannot wait to utilize every tactical skill he learned in that endeavor on one (1) twi’lek to negotiate the sale#-of a fix-er-upper he was going to buy anyway#First time trying this art style#Star Wars fanfic
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LCF readers at the start of the story when the side characters mistook Cale to be a "good person": pfft, you fools. You couldn't have been more wrong about him. You've all just been scammed. That guy is only using you for his own benefit.
LCF readers a few hundred chapters in: wait- they actually were kinda right?? We were the fools who got scammed into believing whatever he said? Goddamn.
#i genuinely believed his every word about himself until the very end of part 1#it wasn't until he started dimension hopping to save the worlds that i had to admit#that yup. this man is too far gone.#not even god can get him his slacker life now#but the fact that god of hope is cheering for his dream gives me some hope#may you truly become a rich slacker you unlucky bastard#lout of count’s family#lcf#tcf novel#cale henituse#trash of the count's family#cale#tcf#kim rok soo
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lance pinching nando's ass...... okay
#42 upvotes on reddit... one man's trash is another man's treasure#strollonso#lance stroll#fernando alonso#australia 2024
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