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Canon and Headcanon Update!

All of this (sans the first two headcanons) come from The Symmetry: Break Points 2 (Glib Origins)

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Headcanons:

-Goodbid is Demi

-Skeezvol is Ace

Canon:

Bowenburg-

·         Academy was founded by 6 rangers

·         Is a massive Power Rangers reference

·         Is the second most populated city in the world

·         Has a college style rivalry with Riftreach

 Bowenburg Academy-

Staff:

·         Prof. Cayde. A warforged who teaches Pyrotechnics. Is a 4/20 because he is covered in dents/explosion marks and has not replaced a metal plate ever.

·         Dr. Newton Issacs. Professor of Probability. A Plasmoid who is very monotone. No hotness roll.

·         Prof. Ggarok. A centaur who teaches Transmutation. Wears purple robes, has German (?) accent, is rude, and is bad teacher. No hotness roll.

·         Prof Brinson. A Locathah who teaches world religions. Is very old and speaks extremely slowly. His expressions are limited and he is very philosophical. No hotness roll.

·         Terry the advisor. They are a white Plague Doctor Kenku. No hotness roll.

Artificer Area:

·         Very steampunk

·         Artificer building is very unitarian (function over ascetic)

·         Near a sports area

Paladin Area:

·         Much bigger

·         Very Fancy looking

·         Offers the only fighting program in the school

Other:

·         The Library is a pocket dimension

·         Has a non-denominational temple

·         Is run by two headmasters (one having a white color palate and the other have a gold color palate)

·         School Color Coding System:

o   Blue: Wizards

o   Green: Druid

o   Pink: Clerics/Paladins

o   Red: Artificer

o   Yellow: Bard

·         Is overrun by Harry Potter mimics

Glib

·         Is late 20s early 30s (in main series)

·         Is in debt (?)

·         Glib is probably not his name

·         His last name is maybe Murphy?

·         Glib’s cloak was a gift from his parents that is enchanted to be practically indestructible.

·         His favorite color is blue (because as a human, water hurted him the least)

Human!Glib Murphy

Canon:

·         Is 19-early 20s

·         5’7”

·         Has sever anxiety from constantly being hurt

·         Is allergic to all fungus

·         Is allergic to most things

·         Is covered in scars, cuts, bruises, etc. Constantly.

·         Is very trusting if he thinks the people around him have his best interest in mind

·         Is very used to barricading himself in his room every night

·         Probably isn’t supposed to be at Bowenburg Academy, probably just walked in.

·         Sputters when nervous

·         Would hide behind Phlash

·         Safe Food was a water-flavored, mash-potato textured, mush

Headcanon:

·         His scars/marks/bruises/etc. make him extremely self conscious (college idiots oneshot about this coming soon)

TRANS GLIB

Baldric Bardlic Zebambim (BB)

Canon:

·         3-foot-tall

·         Half-gnome half-dwarf (identifies as a gnome because he has bad blood with the dwarf half)

·         Artificer

·         Covered in coarse dark brown hair

·         Eyebrows meet with his mutton chops which meet with his beard

·         Very skinny

·         Wears robes and has a cannon gun

·         Extremely dyslexic

·         Doesn’t like dr. Issacs

·         Doesn’t like math

·         Is a 15/20

·         Is in the artificer club

·         Likes 7x7 (seven slices of cheese and seven burger patties deep fried ? Idk the way he describe it was weird)

·         Likes hot sauce and keeps a (rancid) bottle of hot sauce in his pocket.

·         Really like to eat meat

·         Is the Red Power Ranger now?

Headcanon:

·         He wears his beards in braids

·         His mother was the dwarf and was abusive towards his gnome father. He’s lived with his father his whole life because of it.

·         He only recently found out he is half dwarf, but a lot of things make a lot more sense because of it.

Charlie

Canon:

·         Is a 22 Human bard

·         Has short hair

·         Punk-rock ascetic

·         flute that she can charge with lightning (eleteric lute)

·         Very chill

·         Is the Yellow Power Ranger now?

·         Named after the yellow Power Ranger in Mystic Force

Headcanon:

·         She has the nickname Chip because of chipped tooth she got while fighting (and because the yellow ranger in mystic force was called Chip)

Phlash Backia

Canon:

·         A massive Goliath (easily over 8 foot tall)

·         Druid

·         Can become a massive wolf

·         Regualrly does shrooms

·         Has insane beginner’s luck

·         Distracts specks by getting him to talk about his god

·         Doesn’t like math (but is weirdly good at it)

·         Eats a lot of food and isn’t picky at all

·         Gets high constantly

·         Is not afraid of ghosts

·         An 8/20 (hulking, scarred, scary man)

·         On the debate team

·         Is very chill

·         Speaks low and gruffly

Headcanon:

·         Doesn’t know what non-binary is, but once someone (probably Charile) explains it to him he just goes “wait, not everybody feels like that?”

·         TL:DR; probably Enby

Speckles Beauregard (Specks)

Canon:

·         Goblin

·         Oath of redemption paladin

·         Very devote to his god, voctan

·         Wears a breastplate with scholar pants/shoes and a sword on his hip

·         Three-foot-tall

·         Home was attacked and raised in the church of voctan

·         Has quotes from his god for every situation

·         Has massive glasses (hence the names speckles)

·         Has a high-ish voice

·         Has tattoo on his palms and the bottoms of his feet because of his god

·         Is a nat 20 (goblin Chris Hemsworth with glasses on)

·         Is devote student

·         Is nonviolent

·         Is on the debate team

·         Preaches every chance he gets

·         Preaches when nervous

·         Like all goblins, he eats trash (phlash will give him some of his food so he doesn’t eat trash)

·         When he enters a large crowd, he will cover his eyes with his right hand and stick out his left and use detect good and evil to look for celestials/demons

Headcanon:

·         While he is very preachy, he respects people’s boundaries, i.e., if someone asks him to stop because they are already devoted to a different god, he will back off

·         He’s aware he’s hot, he just doesn’t care at all

Voctan

Canon:

·         God of Peace and Wisdom

·         Is Speckles’ god

·         Has tattoos on his palms and the bottoms of his feet

·         Is probably dead

·         Voctan Story: He was trapped in a labyrinth and his left leg told him “Do not Fret when traveling down toads unknown for Knowledge will be bestowed upon you.”

·         Body Parts and What They Do:

o   Left arm (Derris) Hate

o   Right arm (Uman) Peace (maybe Bliss?)

o   Left leg (Thetix) Fear

o   Right leg (Bog) Bravery

Extra

·         Outer Left circle is Time (probably)

·         Riftreach is the most populated city in Vontral