#trans girl problems

[trans-fem-menace]

currently taking all my willpower to not spend all my money on blahajs, skirts, and thigh highs

[femfirehazard]

Trying to medicate depression is so fun

"Aw you're depressed here why don't you take this SSRI."

- hows it work?

"You get like a few days of mania, it then barely makes you feel better, You gain a bit of weight and it makes it so you can't cum or enjoy an orgasm."

-...

Anyway I stopped taking my Lexapro a few days ago and want to kms quite a bit less now ☠️

Because I remembered life was worth living after a meaningful orgasm.

It's 2024 How the fuck do we still not have effective ways to medicate this shit.

[kloesia]

This is pretty much what happens when yall send me ya nudes. It just makes me mildly sad. Like i love tumblr and the community within it, but there is a zero chance i would date and or sleep with anyone on here. I just dont get horny for strangers 🤷‍♀️

[inkwell-god]

I’ve carefully reworked how I sneeze to sound smaller and more “feminine” but this has had the unfortunate effect that every 25th sneeze fold me in half, breaks all of my bones, and ruptured all of my organs

[lady-trashpanda]

"My cup runneth empty." I say as I look down sadly at my empty Monster Zero Ultra.

[juniperinautumn]

just felt my balls move in my tuck. this feels just as good a 13th reason as any other

[amberaddamstg]

The Grindr chronicles part 4

[horsegirlbuttpunk]

AM I STILL ASEXUAL IF I’M AGP????????

[emma-dennehy-presents]

The amount of money I couldn't afford to give Demonia but would anyway (if they made more of their shoes ONE SIZE FUCKING LARGER) is insane. Instead I just window shop for boots I'd have to remove toes to wear.

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Mine was Renee O’Conner as Gabrielle in Xena but lol it took like an extra 20 years to admit that it was a Gay Awakening

I realise a lot of girl’s Gay Awakenings was kiera knightly or kristen stewart which is cool phenomena tbh but I’m rlly interested in other Gay Awakenings like for example mine was morena baccarin in firefly and also gemma artenton in st trinians. CALLING ALL GAYS (boys and nb babes included)!! reblog with ur non kiera/k-stew Gay Awakening!!!

[corpse-g0ddess]

my ass is getting too big for all my clothes. like hooray me but also im too broke for this shit.

[thezineontheblock]

my trans journey~

oh yeah hey I almost forgot to say it,

I'm queer and transfemme, my pronouns are Zey Zem Zir or alternatively They Them Theirs. I hate being compared to men, I hate that I live in a state where people refuse to accept alternative gender roles.. I know in my introductory post I have a small goatee but I can promise you now, I didn't want to grow that scraggly beard in the first place..

I want to feel gorgeous. I want to have people whistle when I go rolling by. I miss those faraway days when I could pop my estrogen like candy under my tongue and feel the magic working on me..

I've been on Hormone Replacement Therapy several times through my life. I plan to restart that process when I manage to relocate back to the West once again, I miss feeling beautiful and stunning people when I speak to them.

thanks for listening everyone,

-Z

[chelles-trees]

Here are some helpful tips for anyone recovering from bottom surgery:

1. If you're bleeding--but it isn't from the canal--put on a menstrual pad and sit upright on something hard for 30-45 minutes. It doesn't matter if you do this at home or in an ER waiting room while on the phone to an on-call urologist crying about how you think you screwed up the surgery, the pressure will be distributed well enough to stop the bleeding and allow a scab to form.

2. Don't watch, listen to, or read anything funny while dialating. Laughing while dialating hurts and you may give birth to a piece of silicone.

3. Take the damn anti-alergy meds. Sneezing while dialating will make you look for the dialator if you aren't fast enough to catch it.

[tinkerbitch69]

How am I supposed to go to a pride parade when I hate summer so much I’d rather be in cryogenic stasis?

it’s honestly kinda transphobic that they decided to put pride month in june. how the fuck am i supposed to wear a dysphoria hoodie at one of these goddamn parades when it’s so hot outside??

[gweniveretheponderous]

Them: You know they say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly expecting different results each time.

Me trying to hit up the trans girls on grindr who are obviously just there for cis dick: damn that's crazy. Hey so which of these ass pics makes me look like i still top?

[crazygnomenclature]

Ah yes, the battle of the bulge.

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