#training a puppy not to bark

[fuckedmutt]

tying down a puppy on their stomach and placing a strong vibe so they need to arch their back and present their holes to escape the constant stimulation <3 blindfolding them so they can’t see how many people are watching their pathetic display

[boytraining]

the teething stage is the hardest part

[dog-collared-moved]

date idea under $20:

[kangals]

we went to Petco for some exposure practice and got to do his favorite/my least favorite thing (training). he tries so hard 🥺

[goodpvppy]

whining and pawing at your thighs as you press my face between your legs… please let me be be good for you and use my mouth like your toy… make me sit still until i hear two quick clicks and my mouth begin to water because that means it’s time to cockwarm you… you’ll let me be good for you, right?

[ur-z0mbie-b0yfriend]

awh what are you going to do with your clicker? need someone to train you to be a good puppy?

Are you offering? Right now it’s for counting hits off my cart and when I see things thag make me happy

I wouldn’t say no to be trained tho~!! I’ll be so good, just wanna hear that little click

[axololtls]

(old photo)

[fuckedmutt]

step on your puppy’s leash to force their head against the floor where they can’t do anything but lick your boot clean like a good dog

[lilcute-lilcrazy]

Me liking a bunch of your posts is the equivalent to a puppy nudging your hand for pets. (Also I'd probably want you to fuck me stupid but pets is cool too)

[thebarkpaladin]

Back home for good now :)

[rowanthestrange]

Doggy DNA test results are back, and baby Cody is none of the breeds anyone thought he was.

he is…

*drumroll*

Quarter Cocker Spaniel (cute and fluffy yay! Guess that’s where his slightly curly tail hair comes from)

Quarter XL Bully/Pit-and-mix (the UK’s answer to the banned pitbull that just also got banned)

and Half Belgian Malinois (German Shepherd on Hard Mode)

😬🥲 Pray for him, and us lol

Though the people we used also give you relative links, and there’s a dog which has low genetic match but high breed match (so they’re not directly related but their root breeds are very similar) and damn true. Roch even does the ear thing.

[dog-collared-moved]

i love being so dumb and so well clicker trained i love turning my brain so completely off i don’t even have to think of words to beg to cum i just have to whimper and pant and whine and look so desperate i don’t have to do anything other than be a good puppy and hold it and wait for the click

[ridicubus]

Being tortured with a bark collar on, getting a shock every time you scream or cry out. Being trained to suffer in silence 😘💞💕🥺😇😭💞

[pepplemint]

Pomme-Pomme!!!

I know I've been training other animals for many many years but this is too easy 🧐 I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop

[border-collie]

Four nights in a row now, so I feel like I can brag about it, but Saga is sleeping through the night!

I've got my puppy potty training routine down to a T now and I kennel them right next to my bed so they* will wake me up when they need to go. On top of that, I don't take them out at night if they don't ask to go to prevent practicing extra, unneeded potty trips. With a potty trip before bed and a potty trip when I wake up about 8 hours later, you can quickly build a routine for the pup while protecting the integrity of the daytime potty training you are doing.

*I've never had a dog that doesn't wake me up to go potty and it's something I actively shape and reward when they do so, part of this is border collies are very clean dogs so if they mess in their crate once they will actively avoid doing so again and icies seem to be in the same category. This might not be as effective in pet store puppies, rescue puppies or dirty breeds like some shepherds can be

[fuckedmutt]

tie me down with the vibrator just barely out of reach so you and your friends can laugh at how I rut against the air to reach it, crying out every time I manage to get any stimulation on my needy tdick