#track or die

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[meep--tm]

i can shut the door on us but the room still exists

[rocketbirdie]

i feel like i failed you.

[hatchetings]

what is it with hatchetfield and straight autistic couples

[ren-is-real]

16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!

Base +additional reason

I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)

[cowardlykrow]

Even a hero needs some hope

[teranobriss]

General shoutout to Bryce Charles for being The Absolute Coolest™ in all her Starkid roles.

Her characters are all so unique and she has such an insane range of styles, plus her voice is CRAZY good.

So underrated, let's show her some love

[silenab]

[its-short-for-jackalope]

okay these have been sitting in my drafts for SO LONG now and I haven't made any more while I've been waist-deep in my Pulp brainrot so might as well set these ones free lmao

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

This diva about to burn the whole track down

A menace since birth i fear

[skylarksof]

Take me away from here to where our love’s still strong, take me away from here to where we’re on and on

I’ll find you in the next timeline

[lucifers-simp]

Alternatively, from my mentally ill halloweane brain:

Duke: Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?

Miss Holloway: Do you think there's one where you remember that we are?

(I love their suffering unfortunately)

[ricky-mortis]

Holloweane… save me…

[ivoryteacups]

summer comes, winter goes, spring i sleep, heaven knows

[hatchetings]

my favorite activity is using things i’ve said to friends or just said in general as the basis for text posts

[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected