#tqg incorrect quotes
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Beth [after losing to Benny at speed chess]: I'm outraged! I'm appalled! I'm... a little turned on.
241 notes · View notes
marmotts · 3 years ago
Text
beth: I have no friends jolene, townes, matt, mike, harry, benny: ...
21 notes · View notes
faearies · 4 years ago
Conversation
Matt: Are they flirting?
Mike: I think so.
Beth: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing!
Benny: We’re flirting!
59 notes · View notes
ceaseless-palaver · 3 years ago
Text
Beth is cool and all but Jolene is the person whose approval I’d constantly seek in our friendship
I don’t want to talk much about Jolene in the books but in the show?? Never have I so wanted to meet a character and ask if they like me
39 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Beth: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder Benny right now.
Jolene: There is no chess in prison.
Beth: Thank you.
126 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Beth: Sometimes you make it hard to hate you.
Benny: I know, it's part of my charm.
Beth: Aaaand sometimes you make it easy.
81 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Benny: My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible and seeing if they can handle me.
54 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Benny: Ah, Harmon, started talking to yourself, I see.
Beth: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation.
60 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Wexler: Why are you ignoring Beth?
Benny: I'm playing hard to get.
Wexler: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want.
91 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Beth: Do you think Borgov ever sleeps?
Mike: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
50 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Jolene [watching the news]: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Beth [covered in ink]: Yeah, well maybe the squid was being a dick.
32 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Benny: I’d love to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
29 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Beth: Don’t wanna end the year on bad terms with someone.
Beth: So, if you have beef with me, die.
36 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Harry: I asked Beth to share her queen-sized blanket, to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.
27 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Beth: God, you're an idiot.
Benny: I think I'm more of a jerk.
26 notes · View notes
tqgincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
Text
Borgov [to Beth]: Congratulations on retaining your status amongst the living for another consecutive year.
50 notes · View notes