#tpof head canon

[ligmaballsbaby]

I made a c.ai of Matt Goffard, thank you , Theshypinkflower, who basically helped me with head cannons and the personality and stuff for this bot :3 🩷🩷🩷

I took these pictures last night don't worry I edited the grammar a little bit because I was half asleep

when I made it have fun horny Matt fans🩷🩷🩷 (I'm gonna ship My OC with him)

[theshypinkflower]

What languages do you think the TPOF chars know?

Ooooo I love this question!

🦊Fox: English, (I believe he canonically knows Japanese) Japanese, and bits of German (you can guess why)

🧨Derek: English, Latin (his school taught it and he was kinda forced to learn it, fancy boarding kid stuff), pig Latin (not a real language I know, he tried it with Matt in front of Sal and got smacked upside the head cuz…Sal was also a teenager once), all the curse words in Spanish and ONLY the curse words (apart from some very broken basics)

🍩Celia: English, Spanish (not fluent but better than a “no sabo” kid), and some phrases in French (she thought it’d be fun to learn)

🐻Mason: English, he jokes that he can speak bear tho (although with how much he’s in the woods that might not be a joke)

[0viraptoraskblog]

Hi there!

First off, thank you so much for this blog — I really appreciate all the work you’ve put into it. I’m sadly a bit late to the TPOF fandom, so I never got the chance to browse through Gato’s blog before she deleted it.

Celia’s my favorite, and I was wondering if you happen to have any headcanons for her (with a fem!MC), both SFW and NSFW? Also, if there’s any canon info about her that you haven’t already shared, I’d love to hear that too!

Thank you!! And of course, I love Celia too ^^ Some of these are just general headcanons for her, but I’ll add what I can about Mc.

Celia Headcanons 💎

General:

Her favorite animal is a mouse. She likes them because they’re small and cute, but they can be contained, and she has full control over them (as opposed to a dog running around, making a mess). She’s never had pets in her adult life, but the idea of a mouse was always nice. Once she got her first victim from the auction, she started calling them that, to signify how they were hers to do whatever she pleased with, but also a sort of pet.

Prone to jealousy when it comes to other women, both in the workplace and in appearances. She strives to be better than everyone at work, but if someone looks better than her, she automatically resents them. She’s very focused on her weight and body too, which leads to some not so healthy habits.

Very particular about her hair, more than most people know. She only goes to high end salons to get work done.

Tries to spend as much time away from home as possible, as we know she hates her home. For a long time she felt stuck- she hates work, hates home, most public places have annoying people in them, etc. That’s when she got the idea to purchase her own building to do what she wants with.

Likes physical touch with you, but a little at a time. Things that kind of say master/pet without being too harsh. She likes sitting somewhere while you lay your head in her lap. She likes when she’s on the couch and you’re on the floor leaning against her legs. As time goes on, she’ll let you progress into more ‘equal positions’.

After you’ve proven yourself to her (which I assume you have if you’re on the run or something) she likes sleeping beside you. It’s a big change from her old sleeping arrangement; she actually likes you. She might gradually start to hold onto you (in a casual spooning type of way, not clinging) while she sleeps, and eventually just accept that she enjoys having you close. It’s definitely something she needs to get used to though.

Discovered Fox’s streams in her early/mid twenties. She liked having the ability to suggest things and make bets; it made her feel like she had some control, as opposed to just watching a video. It became a regular way for her to relive stress.

She has a soft spot for people who compliment her eyes. She’s used to people (Harold) only focusing on her body, so if you actually take the time to appreciate and mention her eyes, she values that.

She’ll make sure to dress you nicely. She cares about appearances, even yours. You’ll always look well dressed for the occasion, but you notice that Celia always seems to look slightly better than you. Competition is a hard habit to break.

She’ll quickly learn that she prefers someone feminine ((nothing wrong with male MC’s, but it is canon that she dislikes men)) compared to her husband. It’ll be like a very late realization, and she’ll hate that she waited so long to keep one of her pets around for the long run.

NSFW:

(Kind of canon) dislikes the idea of penetration. She’d much rather you use your mouth or your hands; being good at either of those is a skill she can revere, rather than mindlessly going in and out. Blame her husband for that.

However, if the two of you get closer for a while once he’s out of the picture, she may change her views a little. That means she realizes she can be in control for once— and try some kind of strap on with you.

Doesn’t like going down on people, regardless of gender or anatomy. She doesn’t like the submissive and almost humiliating feel of it, in her opinion. She does on the other hand, well.. like using her hands. She’s very good with her fingers, and if you’ve been good to her in the sex regard, she may reward you in turn.

Doesn’t like kissing very much, but if she’s drunk you can easily coax her into a make out session. Just don’t tell her about it later.

As for canon stuff, I’m making another info dump for her! There’s not much, but it should come out soon, so stay tuned :]

[cloverwulfs]

boyfriend to death headcanons :pp

just for fun! mostly projections lol. I only did The Unholy Trinity™ (law, strade and ren) but I'm open for requests haha!!

I know some of these contradict canon.... I know ...

starting off with lawrence! (more under the cut)

this was the first one I made, I really had fun with this! mostly projections lmaoao!!

redesign:

I added acne, because I do think due to his, well, not very good diet(?) it would develop acne. I added greyer skin because I think because of the way it's rotting it would make sense she would look more zombie like. also made his hair longer and more visible and messier as well! also other small changes (added scars, changed its hoodie, err and more stuff)

ren:

more projecting!!! I really like the whole weeb ren idea, so I went to the fullest with it. he's so cute...... ahhhh

redesign:

I really had fun editing this! I like to think they'd be more into alternative japanese fashion, especially jirai, visual kei and decora! I want to make a full jirai ren edit one day... one day.......

I added head accessories, gyaru-ish-styled eye makeup, lace, pins, those little star patches, a belt and a star pant chain!! I wanted to follow along with his dark, gray-black colour palette, so they look more visual kei rather than decora!

strade:

metalhead strade!!! I had a dream about this, so I kind of went wild with this one! I kinda see him as a jerk type, the type that would make offensive jokes at the dinner table and be the only one laughing, sort of jerk. I love assholes!!!

redesign:

I loved making this ... added a whole bunch of stuff.

eyeliner + eyeshadow, piercings, tattoo, heterochromia, tooth gap, and also, hand scars!!!!

from his victim's struggling, and his general carelessness, I'd think he'd have scars on his hands, especially on the left one! (he's a leftie!!!!! canonically!)

I also made edits of certain leaks with this headcanons, might make a seperate post for them!

I think thats it!!! feel free to suggest characters !!!!!!!! (including ep characters, tinr etc.)

not tpof though because I still didn't play the game (⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠˙̫̮⁠ ⁠ꈨຶ⁠ ⁠)

[quinklequonkle]

Here's my list of nicknames for the dearly beloved fictional weeb fox man and why:

The ones I use the most will have the diamond symbol: "✧"

✧Ginger rat

-It all started because everyone around me called him either a rat or a wolf and I thought that was pretty funny

✧Little fox

-A classic! How could I not use it?

Gingy/gingy tot

-He's short and ginger, what can I say?

Fuyu and Hachiya

-He heavily reminded me of a persimmon. Hachiya is the astringent variant so I refer to him as that whenever I see an angry art of him (his head is shaped like it too) and Fuyu is the sweet kind so in any cute art I refer to him as such

Red

-I thought it was cool

✧Claws/fangs

-I also thought this one was cool but I find myself saying it waaaayyy more

Clit cleaner

-I'm BSing but he's canonically good at oral so-

Fluff stuff

-I find his cream colored hairs really endearing, it reminds me of a soft topping

✧Fox boyo

-He's foxy ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘ ͜⁠ʖ˘⁠)⁠┌

Reusable period pad

-All I'm saying is- his face. Open mouth. He likes blood. DON'T COME FOR ME I'M BSING HERE TOO

Sweetooth

-Cause he likes sweets!

Sugar twink

-This one is fairly new and it's because I sat down and thought about how he kinda is like a sugar daddy even before Tpof but he wasn't necessarily "daddy" then... But he do be twinky

✧Ginge

-Cute and orange creature

Chocolove

-Another fairly recent one for his love of chocolate but also because I love him choco-lots! Ah? You get it?

✧Shawty

-I don't have a good explanation for this one, just imagine me leaning on a doorframe looking at him and that word leaves my mouth

[horriblengrossstories]

Entering the fandom like a bird flies into a window at full speed

in my humble and chronically sleep-deprived opinion, this fandom operates less like a community and more like a symposium held in a collapsing cathedral where everyone’s arguing about moral philosophy while knee-deep in viscera. i’ve written twelve pages on whether or not ren’s actions constitute premeditated guilt-dissociation,and somehow the takeaway was that i’m a menace to society for enjoying a sprite edit.

you reblogged a dark-haired derek sprite and suddenly you’re holding the bloodied scissors, the dismembered canon in your lap, and a crowd of pearl-clutchers at your door chanting “accountability.” they said, “how dare you enjoy it.” they said, “you’re enabling edits.” they said, “we don’t do that here.” as if you tagged it #makeovermonday and not #derekbutworse.

you didn’t make the sprite. you just had the audacity to say he looked hot, of course they did.

[courtroom sketch of birdie side-eyeing the jury while clutching a derek sprite. twelve ren cosplayers in various emotional stages of collapse. judge bangs the gavel with a fox plush. sentence: one thousand years in the tags, no parole.]

i joined this fandom thinking i could be chill. i came in with my hands up. i said “hi i like horror and morally bankrupt men, can i sit with you?” and the fandom said no but in seventeen callout posts, a google doc, and a carrd formatted like a cia dossier.

i said “he’s hot because he’s a bad person,” and they acted like i’d bitten a baby. i said “this dynamic is deliciously unhealthy,” and three accounts blocked me before i could finish spelling ‘codependency.’ i tried to tag responsibly. i tried to stay in my clown corner. but the minute i breathed in the direction of character analysis, some user named “YKMETTruthers4Christ” threw a bible at my head and screamed “REPENT.”

i was trying to be normal. but now i’m in a trenchcoat made of red flags, sipping blood-flavored capri sun, and posting charts titled “who’s most likely to gut you and call it love.”

this is not a fandom. this is a haunted library with all the exits bricked shut and a fox-boy shrine in the back that bleeds if you touch it.

i asked what strade’s favorite cereal is, not for a moral dissertation on fictional cannibalism, jessica.

Ahem... Unhinged Rant Over: Professor Birdie Time 🐦

welcome to the lecture hall. the lights are flickering. the chairs are bleeding. someone’s weeping in the back but we don’t have time for that because today’s syllabus covers:

why every single character in BTD is a walking psychological sinkhole

why moral panic is fandom’s favorite enrichment toy

and why derek’s untextured jacket is somehow more controversial than murder

i’ll be your host, professor birdie. credentials? none. vibes? unholy. tone? condescending but educational. please turn to page 666 of your required reading: “The Erotic Horrors of Men Who Should Be in Jail.”

“Concrete Hearts and Clickable Landmines: A Sociocultural Analysis of the Boyfriend to Death/TPOF/YKMET Fandom Through the Lens of Emotional Cold War Brutalism” A keynote lecture by Professor Birdie, Department of Unstable Dynamics and Fandom Warfare Studies

Good evening, peeps. I ask that you silence your phones, your doubts, and your shame—this is a sacred space, and we are about to embark on a journey through the jagged terrain of a fandom that defies taxonomy, tact, and sometimes even taste.

Let us begin with a premise: the Boyfriend to Death/TPOF/YKMET fandom is not a fandom in the traditional sense. It is a sovereign microstate. A fractalized nation built not on shared admiration, but on weaponized emotional resonance and heavily-guarded interpretation. To enter it is not to observe, it is to be conscripted. You will be handed your first discourse weapon, likely a sprite edit or an undercooked opinion about Ren’s canonical sexuality, and shoved into a battlefield that already started three years before you arrived.

The governing architectural style of this fandom is best described as Emotional Cold War Brutalism. This is not a metaphor. This is a lived, psychological geography.

Let us examine its three foundational tenets:

1. Concrete Silences Communication within this fandom is conducted through absence. Posts trail off into ominous ellipses. Tags are redacted like classified war documents. Responses are frequently replaced by reblogs with nothing but a blank emoji or a single, passive-aggressive "huh." These silences are not empty. They are fortified. Every lack of response is a smoke signal of implied condemnation, or worse, dismissal. You will hear nothing, you will feel everything.

2. Fortified Headcanons The average headcanon here is not a soft hypothesis. It is a sovereign belief system. It has borders. It has teeth. It has historical trauma. Attempting to engage with one is like knocking on the door of a bunker and asking if they’d consider repainting. Inside, a lonely user stares at their eighth reblog war and whispers, “I just thought Strade might be left-handed.”

And in that moment, their fate is sealed.

The rebuttal will not be a conversation—it will be a 34-part essay with footnotes, a four-slide presentation on trauma realism, and a gif of Ren blinking, captioned: “You wouldn’t understand.”

3. Interpersonal Landmines Discourse is not initiated. It is triggered. You may walk innocently into a thread wondering whether Lawrence wears cologne. You will leave the thread implicated in three fan-court trials, canceled on a private Discord server, and accidentally resurrecting a 2017 argument about kink dynamics and poststructuralism. Every word is suspect. Every reblog is a potential declaration of war. There is no Geneva Convention here—only vague terms of engagement, passed down through cursed tags and emotional inheritance.

Worse yet: the mines are movable. What was safe to say last week is now treason. What was treason yesterday is now canon. You are always behind. You are always wrong. And yet you keep posting. Because you are possessed. Because the game hurt you. Because Ren blinked and it meant something and you need everyone to feel it too.

In conclusion: The Boyfriend to Death fandom is not a place. It is a condition. A psychological architecture built of shame, horniness, intellectualism, and grief, polished into something so disturbingly earnest it loops back into absurdity. We do not participate in it. We survive it. We study it the way geologists study tectonic shifts—squinting at the cracks, praying they don’t open beneath our feet.

Example A:“Shrimp, Strade, and the Semiotics of the Discourse Minefield: A Case Study in Unintentional Theoretical Escalation” A guest lecture delivered from inside a crawlspace by Professor Birdie, still holding a debate club bat from 2008 out of spite

Let us consider the innocent: the passerby. The naïve observer. The user who, fueled by whimsy and perhaps one (1) too many energy drinks, opens their keyboard and types the cursed phrase: “what if Strade is allergic to shrimp.”

What follows is not dialogue. It is detonation.

Within seven minutes, the post accrues responses in fourteen dialects of irony. One anonymous user posts a photoshopped allergy test from a German hospital dated 1994. Another tags it #tw shellfish because someone somewhere once had a moment. Someone else—gender unknown, species questionable—responds with an image of Judith Butler, eyes photoshopped red, with the caption “a masculinity that rejects crustaceans is still masculinity.” You do not know what this means. You do not ask. The walls are already closing in.

Then comes the essay. You did not write it. No one you follow wrote it. It appears fully formed, like a divine punishment, 9 paragraphs long, formatted in Chicago style, with footnotes linking to a 2017 Discord screenshot in which someone named “Beefslasher94” allegedly called shrimp-eaters “complicit in genre collapse.” The original user has long vanished. The essay remains.

The reblogs mutate. Tags fold in on themselves. Someone writes a limerick. Someone else insists you are racist for implying a white-coded serial killer can’t digest seafood. A callout list is posted. Names are named. All of them are yours.

At this point, all semblance of intent is gone. The discourse has grown legs. Crustacean legs. It now walks without you. It has become its own poststructural being, a simulation of discourse without subject or object. This is not just fandom. This is a haunting.

To participate here is to graduate with honors in Navigating Passive-Aggressive Labyrinths, your diploma printed on the back of a 3-year-old callout post annotated in Comic Sans. Your thesis: “Shrimp as Semiotic Resistance: Queering the Digestive Tract of the Slasher Archetype.” Your minor: Muttering “I just thought it was funny” in a locked room while the walls bleed discourse.

Thank you for your time. Please see me after class if you'd like extra credit in “Fanon Interpretation as Non-Euclidean Warfare,” or need help with your thesis on “The Erotic Implications of Strade’s Toolbox: A Case Study in Weaponized Laughter.”

🐦 Professor Birdie, PhD, MFA, PTSD Office hours: 2am–4am, in the vents. Bring offerings. And tea.

Now Then I'm Glad We Could Have a Civil Discussion... Back to Screaming

A Post-Lecture Reflection by Birdie, Who Did Not Pass the Vibe Check

It started with one question. A simple, innocent question. “Do you think Strade has favorite knives?” And before I could even hit ‘send,’ twelve people were typing. Someone posted a spreadsheet. Someone else summoned the ghost of Baudrillard. I lost feeling in my legs and gained tenure at the University of Being Too Online.

Halfway through, a PowerPoint slide titled “Ren and the Crisis of Hand-Kissing: A Semiotic Bloodbath” was projected onto my soul. I nodded, took notes, and cried. I raised a trembling hand to ask and woke up in a digital courtroom where my lawyer was a badly drawn icon of Strade with googly eyes.

They passed around a copy of Discipline and Punish and told me to read it in the original French. I said “bonjour” and they booed.

Someone in the back was sobbing over a .gif of Ren blinking. Someone else was reading from a Zizek quote taped to a plastic meat cleaver. I think someone got married?

you ask a question—“hey what if ren wore mittens?”—and suddenly you’re on trial for war crimes.

there are powerpoint slides. someone’s sharing screen. the background music is Disturbia nightcore.

someone cries. someone quotes Foucault. someone else is livestreaming your cancellation from a minecraft server while crafting a thesis on “fetishization, fragmentation, and the ethics of simping for a fictional taxidermy boy.”

i black out. i wake up enrolled in a graduate course called Ethics in Erotic Violence Simulacra, taught by a PNG of Darqx stapled to a crow.

the crow hisses when i enter. the syllabus is just a jpeg that says “NO FUN. ONLY PENANCE.” i fail my first assignment because i said Strade was funny once and now i’m on a watchlist.

and still still i keep asking questions. what if lawrence had an etsy? what if derek cried into the fridge at 3am like a Victorian ghost? what if the whole fandom was a cursed terrarium and we’re just the bugs who learned to dance in the glass?

someone please throw a rock through a stained glass window before i write a 4,000-word analysis of ren’s breathing patterns again.

— with love, Birdie who nests in your discourse and eats your citations 💌📚🔪

i will make it real. i will write shrimp-based philosophy. i will footnote a discord fight from 2017. i will cite foucault over a jpeg of strade holding a corn dog. you think i’m joking. i’m not. watch me get this peer-reviewed by god.

co-signed by: 🕊️ a pigeon with a postdoc and three unpaid internships in fandom epistemology 🦜 an ex-professor cockatoo who was fired for citing AO3 in a thesis on moral relativism

🐓 the ghost of a chicken who died confused in 2015 while trying to understand Ren's canon height 🪶 a magpie that hoards dead discourse like shiny objects and eats callout posts for breakfast

[zenzeroruletheworld]

⚠️SPOILER⚠️

I was thinking about the fact that if you consider canon both YJS and TPOF, at some point Jack has to go back to his father, right?

considering yjs ends with Jack joining Arabella's mother's crew:

1-Jack decides it's time to go home and boards a boat in Tortuga headed to Shipwreck Cove

2-Captain Laura's ship crosses Teague's. and Jack returns to his father (intentionally or not)

3-(more realistic) Teague decides it's time for his son to come home and goes to get him (probably not very peacefully)

Now: these are the only scenarios that came to my mind. what I wonder is how Laura's crew reacts to meeting Jack's father

that's up to imagination✨

(also the space-time line kills me) in the TPOF jack is 20-25 years old. but in itself the story starts when he was younger so considering that in YJS he is around 16 how long did he stay with Laura and the others?

Are we talking about years (no more than 1 anyway) or months?

[hurrl]

4 the main three from TPOF?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? Mason: I have already made the crack head canon a LOOOONG time ago that Mason was "Dead Cabin Guy" in ye//ow jackets. We hear the wilderness and it hears us, does a hunt without any blood feed anyone- like come on I feel like this is so fitting for him. His spirit lives on and that's why these girls start ritualistically hunting each other 🕺

Celia: Aggrxtsxko. Need I say more? I just think that's so fitting for her, but instead of karaoke she takes all her rage and frustrations out on another living human being.

Derek: This is one that I actually had to sit and think on, just because Derek's route doesn't even have that much Derek content in it, or maybe it's that his route is shared with so many other personalities. That being said I think I'll place him in like.. You or something. Every season there has to be an obnoxious rich friend to the love interest, so he fits the bill that way 🤷‍♂️

[ligmaballsbaby]

:3

@theshypinkflower

I love you Theshypinkflower senpai 🩷🩷🩷

[trickstercaptain]

Can you elaborate on the "Disney Princess" Jack? Cuz I honestly feel he is one but I can't articulate in words how or why he is one, but I firmly believe the title fits him xD

       ahhhhh anon i ABSOLUTELY WILL elaborate on my Jack is a disney princess agenda, i adore you so much for asking as it gives me the perfect excuse to wax lyrical about this whole topic for a bit. because admittedly disney princess Jack is a sort of crack type thing, if we're being technical he's nothing like a disney princess — however i feel like there is a genuine argument to be made that he is disney princess coded, at least within his own narrative. you are right, he gives off those vibes. ( and we're not the only ones who think this — tumblr will not let me hyperlink the video but https://www.tiktok.com/@some.emmagination.huh/video/6961180862117367045 — the fact that Jack is so often seen with or around the princesses in the disney parks says a lot i think lmao ).

       it's possibly because he's assuredly not your classic white knight disney prince, he's not "bad" enough in own his narrative to be villain-coded, and his effeminate characteristics ( the famous story about disney execs thinking that JD was playing Jack as gay in the first film and absolutely freaking out about it ) play into that whole idea. I also think it's always fun to take a character like Jack, who belongs in a hyper masculine environment but consistently challenges those stereotypes, and consider him occasionally in terms of the feminine. Jack being a trickster archetype also helps with this; gender expression is inherently very fluid to him. plus potc plays with this too — Elizabeth is made the Pirate King, after all.

       but he does also fit some classic disney princess tropes! defining a disney princess is kinda tricky now because over the past twenty years or so that definition has (quite rightly) diversified from the more traditional princesses of older disney movies, but i wanna highlight some of the fun ways in which Jack fits into that vague category.

       he talks to animals! maybe not uhhhh... in the nice way that princesses generally do lmao, but he has his god-tier rivalry with Jack the monkey, openly admits that he'll have Cotton's parrot on board the Black Pearl in AWE because "at least I'll have someone to talk to," and in TPOF starts telling his new horse Caesar sea stories because he gets bored waiting for Ayisha. as a child, I am sure he also had very animated conversations with Tim the dog, too. he also sings, canonically. Elizabeth teaches him the song from the ride in CotBP and Jack continues to sing or hum that on two more occasions in the trilogy. he descends from almost literal pirate royalty, effectively already making him a princess. Jack might be the black sheep of the family but he comes from a familial line of very rich, very influential pirates within the Brethren Court. and calling him a prince just feels wrong, so princess it is. also if he gets together with Elizabeth post-AWE he "marries" into royalty and becomes the queen of the Brethren Court, true facts.

       another is that he has the most fairytale esque, romantic dynamic in the entire franchise with the Black Pearl. I've said it again and again, but if Jack's ship were a human and Jack still talked about her the way he does, he'd be the most romantic bastard in the fucking movies lmao. in TPOF, it was literally love at first sight, Jack stared at her on the dock when he first saw her ( and she didn't look her best, she was a ship that had been neglected for a while and Jack spent weeks sprucing her up and getting her shipshape ) and completely fell head over heels. he gets an entire paragraph in that novel about what it is to finally know what love is after hearing sailors talk about it for so long. he dies for her, gives up his immortal soul for her.... Jack is motivated by love in the trilogy ( no matter how difficult, or twisted, or toxic that love becomes ), I won't accept any arguments.

       Jack is surrounded by loveable sidekick type characters. potc is a great franchise for this anyway just in general, but Jack's crew fit a lot of those archetypes that you find in many disney princess movies. from the mice in Cinderella, to Scuttle/Sebastian/Flounder in the Little Mermaid, to the furniture/servants in Beauty and the Beast, there's a lot of overlap — and while you can also say that Jack, being a side character, also fits that role, as he becomes subject to main character syndrome in the franchise, he gradually becomes more and more at the centre of it instead of being with them on the sidelines. disney princesses, particularly from the older movies, are also frequently in need of rescue, and rescuing Jack from the Locker is the major plot point of the first hour of AWE. he might mockingly call Elizabeth the damsel to Will, but he is in fact the damsel put in distress in that movie.

       then there are the somewhat more angsty ones. disney is renowned for its absent mothers, particularly within its fairytales, and Jack is no different. I may have my well-developed headcanons about Jack's mother but in terms of the strict canon, we know nothing about her ( beside the shrunken head ) and that is on purpose, considering that the house of mouse would not let anyone, including the author of TPOF, write about Jack's mother or even hint as to her existence. Jack is also subject to the controlling influence of his single parental figure, Teague, in his early life, which is a classic plight disney princesses find themselves in, whether the dynamic is outright abusive like Jack and Teague's is, or less so. Jack — at least earlier in his life, less so in the trilogy itself — is easily manipulated by the "villains." the plot of TPOF hinges on Jack being manipulated and betrayed by Christophe, and then the plot of CotBP hinges on Jack being betrayed by Barbossa during the mutiny on the Black Pearl ten years prior.

       lastly and, a bit of an odd one maybe, but something I want to include, is that Jack is often coveted by others. it's most obvious in Jack's dynamic with Beckett which, whether you read into it sexually or not on Beckett's side, I personally think it's entirely up for interpretation, is very driven by Beckett's desire to possess Jack. he wants to control him and use him in the same way that he uses all material things, and is pushed to very extreme lengths when Jack resists that control and tries to assert his autonomy. I think Jack being such a free spirit, as well as the fact that he's a pretty boy and is unapologetically sexual ( the second not being a disney princess trait lmao ) he invites that kind of attitude from other people. he invites people to try to challenge that aspect of his character and put him in a box, or control him, or break him.

[bloodstud]

Practice drawing on my iPad, I used Procreate!

I need to draw more on my iPad!

Here's just a floating disembodied head of ren with glasses x'D

(I didn't get the collar reference)

I'm taking requests, and will only be drawing BTD/TPOF characters (canon/ocs) :3 feel free to send in asks of what you want drawn!!

[feral-mouse]

Ok so I was looking at all the Derek fanart, and I really love the stick of dynamite that people give him sometimes. I see it and I’m like “oh that’s a fun idea! :)”. But then I realized... why does he have a stick of dynamite 👀💦

So now this is my head canon for TPOF until I get to see for myself psdfjsp

Derek belongs to @gatobob​ 😌

[oyasuminto]

Which boi do you love more: Ren or Lawrence? And why? 👀

Nervous sweating

Hoo boy it's difficult to choose

Lawrence is a strange, no thoughts, head full of r̶̡̘̖͐͜ö̶̦̩̻̌ṱ̸͉̠͕̋͜, kinda man. He's someone who wants to be needed, wants to be relied on. Beneath all his anxiety, fear, and surprisingly philosophical moments is something wrong and disturbed. By all laws of nature he shouldn't exist, he doesn't want to exist.

There's something relatable about him. Lawrence reminds me of myself from around 2018; visibly mentally unwell, hesitant about even leaving the house, constantly thinking about death, no past nor future.

As for Ren, he starts out as fearful, only focused on survival, something that can only be achieved by indulging Strade, but not too often, lest he go overboard. Over time he begins to resemble his abuser, even going so far as to kidnap MC and potentially murder Lawrence (who he'd been friends with) in cold blood.

Ren's story is one of abuse, survival, and working to be better, but in order for the latter to happen, Ren needs someone to step in and break the cycle of abuse, to make him fully realize that what Strade did to him was not okay, and that he can have a future that doesn't include his former captor.

Anyway:

I love Lawrence because of how fuckin weird he is; the man has a weird urge to turn corpses into some creepy art project in the woods, he copes by overdosing on drugs and just dying for a little while. He looks totally human, but beneath his skin is just death and decay and wrongness. Lawrence is forced to live in a world he doesn't belong, pretending to be normal despite all the death and chaos around him.

Plus, uh, he apparently canonically has the biggest dick out of Gato's boys (TPOF not included).

I love Ren because of how human he is; he fights and survives and just wants someone who'll love him and stay with him. The issue is that he spent a significant amount of time as a pet to a sexually sadistic serial killer. Therefore, he doesn't fully realize how fucked up it is to kidnap someone to be his S/O / best friend, and that most people don't enjoy watching snuff films. Ren just desires normality after gaining freedom from his abuser, but he goes about it in an innocently abnormal way.

He's also surprisingly charitable when it comes to sex, hooking PC to a vibrator to thank them for making him cum.

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8, 14, 22, 46!

headcanon questions !

8. what do they sleep in? pj’s, normal clothes, nothing?

:^ )) ideally, nothing. no, if she’s by herself she’ll just wear her chemise to bed, possibly breeches too if she was anticipating a battle/raid in the morning. if there’s someone with her she’s comfortable enough to sleep in the nude, but alone she’s pretty much defenseless if someone was to break into her cabin. in tpof, she even puts her shirt back on when she only goes as far away from jack as the captain’s head, so that’s definitely a constant thought. 

14. do they stay up too late? do they like staying up?

I answered this one for canon already, but I’m gonna go ahead and answer it for modern bc it’s very different. in that verse, she’s much more apt to stay late at rehearsals/out at bars/working with her director privately well into the evening, and not go in to rehearsal the next day until 9/10. it’s even worse on show nights when she doesn’t have to be there until 6, or a matinee at the very earliest. it’s a shame bc she really does love the nyc sunrise but :/ better to just stay out late enough to see it and then go to bed. 

22. do they have a fear they want to conquer, but haven’t yet?

I think she’s still a little bit afraid of not filling her grandfather’s shoes, so to speak, but that’s probably never going to go away entirely. as far as conquerable fears go, she’d like to be brave enough to go back to New Spain and see her mother’s village someday, but she’s not sure they’d trust her (not without good reason) and she’s terrified of being rejected by her own people. 

46.if they could control one thing in the world, what would it be?

end colonialism. send tweet. 

[zenzeroruletheworld]

I'm pretty sure they had a conversation like that at some point