#tpm roswell rewatch

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kyle valenti really is the boy of all time. peak asshole-to-sweetie-pie himbo jock excellence, i love him

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AFORJENFBWHGDGEHWIDHENWHHDHDHDHEJEJ THE MICHAEL MARIA RAIN SPOONING SCENE MICHAEL GUERIN IS A SOPPING WET CAT (REAL) AND THEY’RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS TOGETHER I CAN’T DO THISSSSSSS

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“we’re going to win her back” 💀 I know they’re drunk but goddddd if liz actually liked kyle then they would be PERFECT ot3 material

but as it is ummmm… max has two hands just saying just saying 👀

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its the drunk kyle episode!!!! I love this guy!!!!!!

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I think I’m gonna stop watching roswell at least for the time being :(

I just finished season 1 and the quality dipped SO quickly when tess arrived, and I just remember season 2 and 3 being really bad and getting on my nerves. the characters are all still 100% Blorbo Material and I love season 1 a LOT for the most part, but I just don’t want to put myself in a bad mood over some silly little alien show (affectionate)

might come back to it later though for kyle valenti and kyle valenti only

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NOT enjoying the tess plot line at all. hate her hate her hate her hate her DIE

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I can’t believe tess is here. I fucking hATE her you don’t even understand like I am just VHFJUEFFIUHDEHFUIVDEHIUDWHUICHEDUICEDHUIEVDUHIEDHVUIENDVUI DIE!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY DIE!!!!!!!

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the whole alien psychic visions as orgasms allegory is SO thinly veiled it’s not even good, maybe I’m just uncomfortable with the idea of sex because I have Issues [TM] but I am honestly sick of this episode 💀 it’s too much wet sloppy kissing noises for one person to bear please send help

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roswell new mexico were such fucking cowards WHY out of all characters would they put alex and michael together when kyle and max are RIGHT HERE

fr though the potential for a love triangle where you think it revolves around liz but it actually revolves around max is SO there and I want to write it as a fic so bad because I’m deranged and delusional

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alex is such a genuine legend, I love this guy so so much and knowing what happens to him later in the series, these early episodes are breaking my heart :(

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roswell characters when it’s hot

me when it’s hot

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OOOOUGH MICHAEL LIKES HER SO MUCH LIZ AND MAX ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THESE TWO I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM

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oh my god michael and maria it begins!!!! I love them so muchhhh “we have an unspoken thing” AAAAAAAAA so normal about them

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oh dear I’m on the river dog episode. let’s see just how dated this is 😬

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crushing on liz so hard right now shiri appleby is actually so gorgeous!!!! if I knew her in real life I would be head over heels for this girl max has taste and standards fr

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so kyle is back