#toys wind-up toys

[auspicioustidings]

Johnny, much like a dog, humps when he's stressed or excited. When it was just Ghost's thigh in private it was manageable but he's getting much worse. It's really everything and everyone now. Ghost needs to get him a toy to hump so he stops trying to fucking mount the rookies. You'll do.

[least-carpet]

how I approach chengxian vs. how I approach nieyao

I was thinking about it and like. When I see Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng in fanart or an edit, I stop to think about whether the poster is framing them as romantic or not before tagging. Is it meant to be platonic or romantic? People have strong feelings. I think the incest discourse is nonsense (because part of what makes that relationship interesting is the conflicting messages they get about what their relationship should be vs. what it is—like the fundamental lack of safety that comes with the lack of definition is part of what drives the dissolution of their relationship) but people are allowed to feel how they want about it! I like completely platonic takes on their relationship, too! They were, in fact, very sweet as children! There are many options I'm happy to explore!

Meanwhile, no matter what kind of fucked up shit is happening, I see Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue and am just like: Nieyao. Jin Guangyao taunting him in front of Wen Ruohan? Nieyao. Nie Mingjue fucking punting Jin Guangyao down the stairs? Also nieyao. Jin Guangyao sawing off the head of Nie Mingjue's corpse and then locking it in his treasure room blindfolded? Nieyao. Soooo nieyao. I hope he fucking talks to Da-ge's head! I hope he gives it a little smooch sometimes! The coffin is a MARRIAGE! I'm sorry you don't see the VISION!

[vanixing-thts]

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[amatesura]

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[chernobog13]

Giant Robot wind-up toy.

I saw one of these in one of the numerous Mandarake stores at Nankano Broadway in Tokyo, and was floored by the number of zeroes that were in the price.

[sonichedgeblog]

Photos of the Sonic Joggers wind-up toy, released by Tomy in 1993. Photo by samjlance. Support us on Patreon

[gaystims]

Crawling hands by kikagoods_collectionx

[bad-tf-fic-ideas]

(201) G1 Starscream's immortal spark doesn't serve him well. The Autobots trap his ghost in a body and imprison it with no fuel, light, or entertaiment — and then the war takes a turn, and he's forgotten for thousands of years.

A new age finds him eventually. In this context, "a new age," means a new transformers continuity. He could be let out of his box via the TFP Shadowzone, he could be discovered by Victory's Breastforce, he could switch universes via an accidental timeline blip on the Lost Light (thanks, Brainstorm), he could be unearthed by TFA Optimus — all things are possible!

Whichever version is chosen, the point is: G1 Starscream, immortal and stuck in a box for millennia where he has lived tormented by his own boredom and neuroses, emerges onto the scene of another Transformers continuity. He promptly fucks up the plot. Like, badly.

[swollenbabyfat]

This baby didn't sell so they're mine now hehe

[lemonteaandsugarcookies]

Neil’s new comeback to Kevin whenever they’re arguing and Neil wants to send Kevin into full princess bitch mode for entertainment is “whatever, grow up” which just leaves Kevin absolutely incensed every time.

[checkered2]

[therealcallmekd]

Tha silly critters from tha shows,,,

[goobersplat]

Yellow and Green Caterpillar Wind Up Toys

[arthur-lesters-tummy]

part 44 could've gone differently for yorick

[honeyhobbs]

Look at him go

[clouvu]

I love them your honor