#toying with the idea of qpr leona pandora ruggie

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TWST Dark AU Incorrect Quotes #3

Have I finished outlining the main fic? no. Have I written a single chapter? also no. am I going to post another incorrect quotes anyway? yep.

All quotes from the Incorrect Quotes Generator

Ruggie: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Ruggie, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Lancelot, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Deuce, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Ruggie: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Cheka all the time, and they never repeat it. Ruggie: But you call Leona an “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

Pandora: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Lancelot.

*the Squad cleaning up* Vil: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Parhelion, to Sebek: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

(I'm sorry sebek you're not bad, parhelion just hates your guts)

Ace: I love hearing Housewarden Rosehearts shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

Cater: Why is there blood everywhere? Ace: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Cater: You stabbed someone?! Ace: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Trey: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Pandora: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Ace: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Cater: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Leona: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Lancelot: Mental stability, my old friend! Trey: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

(I'm sorry trey you're like the only untraumatized person in the school)

*The gang is about to do something dangerous* Pandora: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk? Jamil: Go ahead. Pandora: Be careful. Pandora: Don’t die. Lancelot: *Holds back a laugh* Jamil: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

Deuce: So, what's it like living with Rook? Pandora: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." Deuce: ... Pandora: I love them so much.

Cater: So, Lancelot and Ace Trappola. Cater: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Ace: We had a bad day. Cater: And… MURDER?! Lancelot: It was a pretty bad day…

Ace: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.