#toy whale

[we-are-siphonophore]

I have had an experience.

So toddler is sick, but only enough to be contagious, not tired. We’re both going a bit stir crazy, so I go to the shops and grab something to entertain them before they decide to dismantle the household electronics as kids their age are wont to do. I was thinking maybe some paint or beads, what I found was the whale. Imagine a purple cetacean with bendystraws for a spout. Imagine my vision of a gentle spray of water while chaos toddler plays. Imagine the relief of not having to watch Bluey for the hundredth time this week. Then imagine my horror when I realize: 1. The bendy straws don’t spin 2. It becomes a water projectile when toddler helps me turn it on

Now Neighbor dog takes offense to the whale pelting his house with an unholy amount of water at a pressure I wish my shower head produced. Toddlers hears the normally friendly dog and immediately to pet the creature currently trying to eat through the fence to destroy the bedeviled whale, that has now upgraded from trying to drown one backyard to drowning all of the adjacent yards as well. I don’t trust the fence to hold the dog, so I run to collect toddler before they get their fingers bitten--and knock over the bin into the faucet that the damnable whale is attached to. I manage to wrangle toddler, get the whale down to tolerable levels of water spoutage when I realize that I’ve left the backdoor open for this process. Which means my house is now wet inside, but more importantly that my very skittish and very indoor cat might now be out in the neighborhood. I rush to find him watching us placidly through the window, somehow the only damn thing that isn’t wet within ten feet of my door.

Surely I threw the thing out, right? But I can’t. Somehow in between me trying to find the cat and closing the door the toddler bonded with the cursed cetacean. So the whale lives with us, for now.

[grumpiie]

#SEA CREATURES !!

[stormypngz]

🌊 aquatic beanie babies!

beanie babies my beloved

[sparrowlucero]

i can't share the best cetacean themed monster design i ever saw because it was in some porn. you'll just have to trust me that it was sick as hell

[stimiez]

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[shiftythrifting]

Submitted by Goblin Transubstantiation, who bought the globe

[goobersplat]

Jinbesan Mendako Mascot Light Up Gashapon

[checkadii]

I think I’m normal about him

[polymerclay]

silly guy i bought from the mall the other day :) her name is angel

[brokehorrorfan]

Trick or Treat Studios has released Frankenstein and Creature from the Black Lagoon candy pails. Priced at $20, the 9" blow mold plastic buckets are expected to ship in early October.

[plusie]

[interweb-poster]

sea life plush toys

[glimmerkey]

Plastic Sea Life Creatures 2" (144 PACK)

[emry-stars-art]

Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise

I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go

(Audio from this YouTube video)

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

[smolnchubby]

✨ fit check again ✨

[thylacines-toybox]

A little blue whale by Ravensden, bought from the gift shop at the Natural History Museum in London in December 2023.