#touka gives no fucks

[makotonaegiunderstander]

thinking about my Tokyo Ghoul au I made for Danganronpa. It was meant to be kind of its own thing, not necessarily doing THH and not necessarily copying the plot beats of Tokyo Ghoul. Either way Makoto takes Kaneki’s place kind of, mainly bc when I read the opening I could not stop thinking about what supernaturally bad luck Kaneki had. And the way Kaneki ended up being the “bridge between two worlds” and represented justice and a means to an end for BOTH sides at different points gave me ‘Ultimate Hope’ vibes. At the same time Kaneki could EASILY be replaced with Hajime due to the conspiracy that Kaneki’s accident was done on purpose to basically experiment on someone to see if they could create the hope they needed. Only reason I didn’t jump to it is bc back then I was sticking Makoto in any scenario I wanted AND there’s another Tokyo Ghoul character that fits Hajime’s story. Anyway. I wanted to toy with the idea of someone who values life and helping others so deeply as Makoto being forced to do horrible things or else lose himself entirely. Becoming something you feared and only viewed as a monster until they revealed themselves to be people, but still horrified to find yourself in the middle. I think Makoto would have a unique reaction and I think he’d lean much more towards self sacrifice and helping try to get both sides to see each other’s humanity much faster than Kaneki did or Hajime would. But he’d also be ashamed and scared of what he’d become and desperate not to hurt anyone, which would be a disaster in the making as the longer a Ghoul goes without eating a person, the more beast like and unhinged they become. It’s not ALL that much different from a vampire au save the fact that there’s no option to just. get a little blood from a living person and leave them just slightly woozy or raid blood bags from donations. You HAVE to seriously injure someone or outright kill them to live, which is what separates the two.

[poele-sexuel]

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

[spookysshadow]

Hatake nibbles.

Just sometimes they get so overwhelmed with happiness or love that they just have to bite the person.

It's not something they do in public, really only amongst those they deem pack. And even then, not all pack is treated to it.

The Senju matriarch nibbles at her little boys fingers and toes when their little pups, and playfully growls at them when they begin to toddle before snapping her jaw shut and making her boys laugh loudly.

Butsuma doesn't understand but then again, he doesn't get bitten either. At least until Tobi shows up.

Hashirama, the least Hatake according to the matriarch's own mother, playfully bites and nibbles at her hands and arms, her legs, full of love and unashamed. Though as the years go by he does it less and less. Sometimes though, when he sees his remaining little brother, he can't help but turn and bite his arm. Or if a hand is on the table, he'll sneak a nibble too. His little brother will huff, but he never stops him from doing it.

Tobirama also grows up nibbling and biting. A little too much even. Anyone he deemed friend/family - even the wolf summons, he'll climb onto and try nibbling at their ears. Not even Butsuma escapes his reign of teething terror - having to go to war meetings with a toddler strapped to his side, teeth nibbling his upper arms.

He also grows out of that all around, all encompassing affection and focuses on the few important ones that remain - a quick nib at his brother's shoulder before they go into battle, a playfully bite on Touka's hand when she tries to reach for something in front of him, so on.

This carries on - lets pretend Izuna lives, village is built and somehow standing in it's own and he's hella confused why one day, when he and Tobirama get assigned on a mission he tells the Senju bastard good luck and the guy just. bites him. Just pivots his head and chomps on his shoulder, before straightening up like something shot up his spine and muttered a quick "you too" before taking off.

Here he thought he and the guy were getting along, but he guesses not. Especially cause after that mission Tobirama won't even be in the same room as him. As always he goes to his brother for guidance in these trying times.

Hikaku: he bit you?

Izuna: Yeah, can you believe that? What the fuck!

Madara: Ah, Hashirama bit me a few times when we were kids. He said it's how his family showed each other they like them.

Hikaku: he likes you??

Izuna: Do I have to bite him back now?

He doesn't. Not at first, but after having to run around the village to get the man to sign a document because he is still avoiding him. he gives up. Just chomps on the arm that's right in front of him and then sits back in his seat like he didn't do that most insane thing in the middle of a council meeting.

Tobirama blinks before nodding and continuing with his report, seemingly back to normal now that his weird affection has been returned. Hashirama, inspired by his little brother, turns to Madara and also tries to chomp.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, Izuna is forced to be nibbled by a surprisingly affectionate Tobirama, while watching his older brother dodge the chomping affections of his friend. C'est la vie.

[xotication]

okay but.. a quiet gamer boy bf kaneki that loves when his pretty girl bottoms herself out as he’s in the middle of a game. <3

you love kaneki, & you can accept that he has a love & passion for video games too but.. how does he expect you NOT to wanna sit on him when he looks so damn handsome all the time?!

he’s sat in that gaming chair with a baggy tee & a pair of grey sweats. he’ll even be wearing a pair of blue light glasses so that the constant gaming doesn’t do too much damage to his irises. nd he just looks so good with this combination!! ugh. it’s not even fair.

on this particular day, he’s playing fortnite with touka & hide after not touching that game for a couple of seasons. he’s giving call outs, talkin’ bout’ “116 to the body” “he’s 1 shot” “knocked.. dead.” “pushing up behind us” & just a whole bunch of shit that you didn’t care to try & understand..

you’re a little frustrated, to be honest. you had a long day at work nd you just wanna be all up under him. especially now that he’s on the game with some girl he used to have a fling with..?

“ken..”

“kennnn..!”

upon hearing that, he moves his headset behind his ear with a push of his shoulder & gives you a soft hum.

“when’re you getting off?”

“oh.. i don’t know, baby. probably not for another hour or so”

“another hour or so..??”

“yeah. what’s wrong?”

you don’t even bother answering. he shrugs his headset back on & continues to clack away at his keyboard. you’ve already made your way over to him, nd you watch him play for a little before you lift his arm & saddle yourself on to his lap. you’re thankful that he isn’t streaming today.

you begin to peck sloppy little kisses on to his neck, not really caring if it’s loud or not.. you’re kinda hoping it is, though :3. kaneki lifts his head a bit to give you more access. his pale skin is still displaying the hickies you had left just a couple nights ago nd you giggle a little bit at this. they look soso pretty on him!

a couple seconds pass by & you’re just slyly rolling your hips down on him. he knows exactly what you want out of him & he’s not gonna deny you from it. you slide yourself off his lap, now on your knees in between his legs & you take hold of the hem of his briefs & sweats before pulling them down to his lower thighs. it’s no surprise that ken is already hard.

you can’t blame him! he’s got a hot gf damn near humping him in his chair, what man wouldn’t be turned on?! i digress.

you take him in your hand & lick all the way from the base to the tip, you can feel him tense up & relax afterwards. you spit in your hand to act as lube nd stroke his dick a couple times before fully sticking him in your mouth. you’re left jerking whatever else doesn’t fit & you hear his breathing get heavier.

there’s a lewd gluck gluck (i’m so sorry 😭) coming from you as things get sloppier by the second. kaneki was now fully hitting the back of your throat, not really caring if it was difficult for you to handle or not..

touka & hide are noticing him paying less attention & his gameplay getting a bit more careless. i mean right now his character was on auto-run, & he had your hair in a makeshift ponytail as he fucked your poor throat! :(

“kaneki! they’re on the mountain building up.. there’s 20 left. focus up”

“fuck bro. i’m down.. he’s at least 5 bullets tho- push that”

“kaneki… push, maybe?? you’re selling”

“can you both get the fuck out my ear?”

ken let’s go of your hair nd tucks it behind your ears before giving his full attention to the game once again. you don’t know what he’s doing up there but he’s going crazy on his keyboard.

you pull him from your mouth with a lil “pop” sound nd climb back into his lap. your panties are now pulled to the side & you’re fully sitting on his dick.. this man leaves you so full OMGG. there’s an adorable bulge in your tummy >.<!

kaneki brings his attention to you for a brief moment to give you a quick couple of pecks, nd then he’s back to the game. you wrap your arms around his neck & use them as leverage to lift yourself up & down on his lap. the chair is making a bit of noise nd ken’s friends are now overly suspicious..

“the fuck is going on over there?”

“mind your business.”

touka rolls her eyes at his response to hide. she’s already knowing what’s going on nd she’s not too happy about it. you did kinda steal kaneki’s attention from her when they were talking. boohoo, so sad. you were just better!

you were getting a lil tired from bouncing up & down, so you began rolling your hips. ken doesn’t feel much pleasure from this but he knows how good it feels for you, he’s happy to let you use him.

“we have circle. camp this hill nd stay on high ground”

kaneki mutes his mic before he wraps his arms around you & snaps his hips up into you.

“ken- oh my god!”

“couldn’t wait till’ i got off, hm?”

you didn’t answer so his hips came to a full halt & you whined, like a puppy. “i asked you a question, sweetheart”

“look at me”

you met his eyes nd he just smiled, “you’re so pretty, holy fuck” nd he started fucking you again, no warning!

“kaneki, they’re pushing”

at this point he didn’t even care anymore. he grabbed you by your waist, then carefully lifting you off his lap. ken stands up, turns you around & bends you over just to slip himself back into your pretty cunny. he’s ruthless with the strokes too.

went from sucking to clapping sounds & his mic ain’t off no more. “can feel you in my stomach, ken”

“yeah? tell me how it feels, baby.”

“feels too good.. shit! i can’t-”

“you can, y/n. let’s finish what you started.” ken lifts your leg so that it’s resting on his desk, “ts’ too much!” you somehow felt him even deeper & it made your eyes roll back. kaneki was dying in the game, both friends collectively screaming at him over the mic.

“you can take it, i taught you better than that.” you’re babbling other things he doesn’t really care to comprehend. your hand reaches behind your back to push his hips away but he only grabs your wrist & yanks it back so there’s a bigger arch in your back :( he tells you to ‘stop trying to run’.

ken eventually bends forward a bit to rub your clit, it all feels so good. he’s balls deep inside you nd stimulating you just right. he’s way too good at what he does. you feel a knot in your stomach & you start clenching around him, “fuck y/n”

“ken, i’m gonna-”

“not yet, angel. wait for me, please?”

you love the way he talks to you.

you’re nodding nd he picks you up to carry you over to the edge of the bed, he sits down nd encourages you to ride him all over again.

“cmon, ‘wanna record my pretty girl” he says as he picks his phone up off the bed.

“are you gonna send it to touka..?” there’s a smile on your face & he kisses you, “course i will, she’ll never get to be in your place. you’re so perfect.. this pussy was made just for me”

kaneki stretches his arm out nd records the scene in front of him, the camera angle perfectly displays all of what’s going on; he smacks your ass just to show off too. it leaves you even more needy, “can’t keep holding it, kennie, please”

“keep going honey, i’m almost there.”

you propped your feet on the bed- in a squat, bouncing even harder. “what a fucken slut..!” ken let’s out a light laugh, he’s almost in disbelief. now he’s rubbing circles on your clit again nd you’re practically sobbing from the pleasure. “fuck- go ahead baby, i’m cumming”

you let yourself come undone; there’s heavy breathing for a couple of seconds after, you’re both just trying to calm your heart rates once again.

“i love you so much kaneki, never gonna leave, i swear”

“i love you too, pretty girl. get up & show me what we did, yeah?”

“mhm!” you slowly lift yourself off of his lap & sit next to him. your legs are spread & both your juices are flowing out of your cunt.. kaneki slips two fingers into you & you almost close your legs on his arm, “i’m sensitive!!”

“i know honey, i know..” he’s laughing now, “cmere, i wanna kiss you. say bye to touka”

“bye bye touka!” you cheese real hard & the video ends.

“gonna run us a bath okay, my angel? i’ll come get you when it’s done!” kaneki had slid his pants back on so he could make his way to the bathroom.

after turning on the water, he sends the video to touka with a little message: “my y/n wanted you to see this :)”

sosososososo feral for this man. :(((((

(this was extremely rushed + first time kinda writing something like this in full! bare with me as i try & get better <3)

[pachu09]

Shifter AU

The Panther had just shown up a week before out of nowhere. Tobirama who was perched on the Gingko tree his Brother had grown in the middle of the Senju Main House Garden hissed in displeasure.

The panther had been trying for a week to make Tobirama’s cat instinct activate to...play. He sniff haughtily. Just because his animal form is that of a house cat it doesn't mean he doesn't retain his Human logical side. He's not an idiot to let an unknown shifter play with him. Besides, he's not really the type to play in his animal form.

( He ignored the thing where he literally make weekly plays with his student Kagami and the little Uchiha in his panther cub form delighted in pinning him down whenever he can. )

He stood up, stretched and circled the spot he was lying on again. Great, his nap time was interrupted again. He narrowed his eyes at the Panther that was still looking up at him. It's deep purrs...only made him more annoyed. He turn his back on the other shifter and laid down again. He'll ignore the idiot for now. The next time it visited he'll chase it out with his Human form. Hashirama crying about Countrymen Brotherhood? Sisterhood?..be damned...

The sound of claws being dragged across the concrete made Tobirama jumped up in alarmed from his place. He hissed in anger as he saw the culprit behind the sound. The damn Panther was scratching it's massive paws on the Senju Compound concrete fence. He spat and made his fur stand on end...

" Be gone you damn beast!. " he meowed in severe displeasure.

" Let's play, little kitten. " Tobirama nearly slip off the tree branch he was perching on. He wasn't expecting to hear let alone understand the damn Panther's words. Only shifters with familiarity with each other can understand each other's Languange. He scrunch his face in confusion. Who?. The only shifters he had understood when they talked in their animal forms are his Brothers, his Mother, Touka and Kagami....

He hissed loudly making his fur puffed up, indication of his severe animosity at the Shifter.

The Panther stood up from it sat. It growled, it looked like it's patience had finally run out. " You don't want me dragging you down there, Tobirama. "

Tobirama recoiled at the tone of the Panther's voice. He knew that tone...or rather the owner of it...

" Madara?. What the fuck? " He yowled in sheer surprise. The Panther merely wave his long tail and lick it's paws.

" Hn. Come down, Tobirama. It's not fun to know you let Kagami play with you and not with me. "

Tobirama glowered down at the other Shifter. " You do know Kagami is my student, no? "

The Panther look up at him with a confused look on his face. " So?. I don't care about that. I just want to play with you. "

Tobirama look up towards the sky and pray for the mental strength to tolerate the other's bullshit.

" Madara. Did you forgot, you actually hate me? You'd probably eat me whole if I ever dared to come near you in my Shifter form. "

Madara's Panther face miraculously managed to convey to look pissed enough that Tobirama felt he'd bolt for a second if the Uchiha becomes suddenly violent.

" Who the fuck told you, I hate you?. Sure, I held a grudge a few months after Konoha was built but I don't hate you now Tobirama. "

Tobirama gape uncharacteristically. Madara doesn't hate him?. Since when? And why didn’t he even noticed it?...

Madara yawn and licked his lips. " Let's play Tobirama. I promised I'll give you some of my personal stocked fish after. "

Tobirama perked up. He heard from Kagami that Uchiha's had some of the most delicious fish delicacies. Maybe just this once he could indulge the Uchiha. Afterall, its a once in a lifetime to have the chance to eat such expensive foods. He deliberately made the Panther wait for a few more seconds before he agreed to his demands...in return Tobirama made Madara promised he'll give him at least two crates of his fish stocks.

Later in the day, Tobirama grumbled internally that playing with Madara in their Shifter forms is quite disadvantageous for him. Being a house cat while being chase by a damn big Predator is like a Civilian running away from a blood thirsty Shinobi. There's just no chance in winning in a game of hide and seek. Madara can easily find him no matter how much Tobirama finds a perfect spot to hide in. And when he refuses to come out. The damn Panther would literally tear apart whatever hiding spot he had stuck himself in.

He yowled in displeasure as Madara licked his whole damn face. He spat and batted away the snout that keeps trying to clean him up.

" Goddammit, Madara. Get the fuck away from me. I don't need you cleaning me up!. " the Panther wasn't faze at the white cat's protestations.

Tobirama froze as Madara's large tongue licked a path across his fluffy belly and happily down near his genitals. He yowled more loudly and in a blind panic managed to scramble out of the Panther's arms, ran down the Uchiha Main House Hallways and burst out of the Compound Gates as if Death himself was nipping at his heels. The Uchiha that witnessed a white cat streaking in a panic across their Compound could only blink in confusion. But when they saw their Clan Head practically running after the small cat they assumed Madara must have found a new playmate...one who hopefully would be a permanent one...

Izuna blankly stared at the place where his Brother and Senju Tobirama once laid down. He massages his eyelids. " Fuck you, Aniki. I so did not want to see you licking Tobirama’s balls in his cat form you fucker. "

[javaghoul]

rating characters on how well they hold a ladder for you

@rampaigewolf thought of this, tyvm.

•Kaneki half-heartedly volunteers to go up the ladder instead, and is relieved when you insist that he holds it. He's trustworthy and steady, but does tend to be distracting with his "*gasp*", "Careful!", "Woah there!".

8/10.

•Another solid choice is Irimi, plus if you fuck up she has the reflexes to catch you. Taking a point off because she's impatient and will complain about wasting her time.

9/10.

•idk why you chose Shirazu out of all the chateau inhabitants to hold the ladder, but it's your life. He'll casually lean against ONE side of the rung so the ladder starts tilting because he forgets things like this. He corrects it though so that's something. He gets a couple of points because he doesn't actually want you to die. Probably on his phone the whole time too.

5/10.

•Yomo is another dubious choice. I mean, he'd probably go up instead, but you never know. I'm thinking about the time where he "accidentally" let Ken fall through the rusted barrier and plummet towards earth without making any attempt to help him. I'm biased towards him though so I'll give him a couple of points.

11/10.

•If I had to choose one person to hold the ladder for me, hands down it would be Amon. He would make sure the ladder is safe and up to regulation standards, he'd make sure the wall is...secure(? Idk), he would WATCH YOU. He'd do all these things, but instead he would go and do the thing up the ladder instead because he's a True Gentleman.

10/10.

•Shuu would outsource to a servant.

10/10.

•Now this depends on her relationship with you, but Eto, in general, comes with a Caution. If the two of you are good, she's going to make sure you don't fall off the ladder. Maybe. If she's playful and thinks you won't be too pissed, she's going to shake the ladder. If she doesn't like you, she may remove the ladder when you're up on the roof or whatever. Idk man, it's your choice ☠️

5/10

•Why the fuck would you ask Naki of all people to hold the ladder? He's a fucking moron.

0/10

•Uta is actually a good choice. Watches your ass as you ascend, but isn't so distracted that he forgets you're climbing up the side of a building. MAY pull an Eto and give it a wobble, but has the grace to do it when you're a couple of rungs from the bottom.

10/10.

• Arima is decent, but not necessarily because he's concerned with your well-being, more that he has things to do.

10/10.

•Hide is slightly in the Shirazu orbit. He's invested in your welfare, but can be a bit...daft. You're probably safe, providing there are no major distractions.

8/10.

•I can't see her messing around, but I can imagine Touka getting very impatient at having to hold a ladder. She's going to be vocal about it, and if you slip and she has to catch you, she'll be pissed.

7/10.

•Furuta.

-5/10.

~~

Question time: who do you choose to hold the ladder?

[kattythingz]

Fmabruary day 7: blood

Unintentional timing with that tbh but anyway OSHIETE MOTHERFUCKERS. EDLING TOKYO GHOUL AU

Ft. Ling as our poor Kaneki, an artificial one-eyed ghoul via Greed's transplants; only... the surgery has the unitended side-effect of keeping Greed's consciousness? Aaaand Ed as Touka (sort of!); a natural one-eyed ghoul, working in Izumi's (ghoul) and Sig's (human) butcher shop and eats "vegan", etc etc.

Al was lucky to be born fully human, so he serves as convenient cover for Ed's rarely eating on college campus. The little brother is clearly human, ergo the older one must be as well. 2+2 is fish.

Bonus scene to go with the image under the cut

"You won't starve yourself to death fast enough, if that's what you're bidding for, strange idiot," Ling's blonde, striking savior says.

"W-Who—?" Ling chokes in his haste to both back away from the offered—severed—arm in the blonde's hand and the slumped corpse it once belonged to. The actual cause of that death, the green-haired one the blonde called "Envy" right before saving Ling from them, is long gone from sight. Run away with their tail between their legs, all loud jeering aside.

Ling wishes he can do the same, honestly. It's just him, the beautifully dangerous blonde, and the corpse now.

He feels particularly queasy about the lattermost. The blonde, in contrast to Ling suddenly having to push down bile and turn away his head, snorts at the question.

"You don't even know whose turf you're on? You're definitely new around here. Can't say the same excuse for Envy, though... Motherfucker."

Ling can't help watching, from the corner of his eye, still sick, as the blonde retracts his—limb. Even in backward motion, there's a snake-like aspect to how it slithers back and disappears into the blonde's shoulder. The blood on the tip of it vanishes underneath too. How... convenient, that there are matching cuts in the back of his shirt...

Ling's head is spinning.

"Turf...?" is the first thing his spiraling mind clings to.

The blonde gives him a truly astounded look. "Are you serious?"

Ling swallows the last of his bile hard. "Y-Yes?" he rasps. Shakes his head. "Yes. Please—explain to me." He risks a glance at the corpse again, then yanks his head back up. "A-All of this, if you can. Maybe."

The blonde keeps staring at him. With an added touch this time of working his jaw.

Ling is about to begin contemplating another alley to die in with his hunger and the new, uninvited voice in his head ("Greed" too, bizarre coincidence...) when the blonde finally deigns to close his mouth.

His one red eye fades right before he's closing both to pinch his nose.

"Alright," the blonde heaves out. "At the risk of not making assumptions first, tell me—are you an actual baby ghoul right now?"

Ling answers him with completely honest relief at being understood.

So, he's quite insulted when the blonde lets out a string of curses.

"U-Um—I can... maybe..." explain my disastrous almost-murder with a biker that led to said biker being implanted into me first.

That's quite a mouthful to get out, though. The blonde doesn't let him finish anyway.

"Shut the fuck up for five seconds," he demands before yanking out his phone from his pocket. Ling's heart skips an anxious beat at the immediate ringing of speed dial. "I'm not dealing with this alone."

He mutters the last part as he holds up the receiver to his ear, and Ling can't help the feeling that he should, perhaps, be scared again.

[lovelylittlemoth]

Random inconsequential Tokyo Ghoul headcannons

Kaneki has a small scar above his eyebrow. He got it when he was a kid when Hide hit him in face with a snowball ,there was a bit of gravel in it and he didn’t notice.

Amon has a secret guilty pleasure, he loves shitty romance movies.

Yamori does bug pinning in his free time , as a result he has stupid steady hands.

When Kaneki found out Touka hates classic lit his immediate thought was “I can fix her”. (He can not)

Hinami started writing short stories and giving them to Kaneki to grade . She told him she wants to be a writer when she grows up so she can write books that comfort others the way she was . Kaneki had to stop himself from bursting into tears on the spot when she told him.

Naki cries at the John Lewis Christmas ads.

Tsukiyama fucking loves food wars and plays an ungodly amount of cooking mama.

[tg-headcanons]

Tokyo ghoul characters and what they’d wear for Halloween:

Hinami: Pirate, so she could go trick or treating with her bird. She can’t eat candy but she WILL have a good time and then give it all to Hide and Kimi

Kaneki: The Biologist from Annihilation. No one knows what it is, half the people he talks to think he’s not wearing a costume at all. And the other unfortunate half get the very long and convoluted explanation of the plot of the southern reach trilogy that he has locked and loaded

Hide: Hot Dog

Touka and Yoriko: Vampires. Touka never celebrated Halloween before, but Yoriko loves it and convinced her to let her dress her up. She ended up putting her in an incredible outfit and makeup, and she spent the night passing out the homemade treats Yoriko made to trick or treaters

Koma: he has worn the exact same Gorilla costume for the past ten years. So have the rest of his gang. They all dress like gorillas and terrorize the city

Irimi: bayonetta, she knows what she’s working with and is picking up 22 year old women at the club

Yoshimura: he didn’t have a costume so Irimi put cat ears on him and he let it happen

Nishiki and Kimi: morticia and Gomez Addams. He’s morticia and she’s Gomez

Rize: she would go in amazing cosplays. She had quite the talent for thrifting clothes and altering them for costumes, and it’s really easy to lure men away to be eaten when dressed as Misa Misa

Uta: He’s going Full rocky horror. He’s the best Frank N Furter the world has ever seen. He made the whole thing himself, he even made the leather out of human skin he flayed. Eco friendly king

Yomo: he just wears his ghoul mask

Tsukiyama: Hannibal Lector. He’s really mad that no one can guess it or thinks he’s not wearing a costume because he already dressed and behaved like that

Saiko: really shitty hatsune Miku

itori: INCREDIBLE hatsune miku

Urie: refuses to wear a costume so Shirazu tells everyone he’s going as a Virgin

Shirazu: he welded knight’s armor himself out of scrap from damaged equipment the CCG was throwing out. It keeps poking him and he had to clean blood off of it but it looks incredible. He wins 100 bucks in a costume contest and he’s so hyped, it’s worth the carpal tunnel

Mutsuki: He has a hidden talent for makeup since he’s been doing masculinizing contouring for a bit, and made an amazing zombie. After several drinks he had the time of his life scaring the shit out of other drunk people outside the club

Juuzou: he’s actually not wearing a costume but everyone thinks he is because he just dresses like that. His ass is trick or treating

Akira: cat. She has dressed as a cat every single year since she was seven and will not stop now. Her first purchase with adult money when she got her job was a high quality cat costume upgrade. She is committed and she’s not changing it now.

Seidou and Amon: they were planning on doing a couple’s costume of Deadpool and wolverine but when they showed up on Halloween they were both Deadpool because they thought they were the funny one in the relationship. Neither are correct

Arima: three hole punch Jim

Houji: to keep up professionalism but enjoy the spirit of Halloween, he went with Dracula because all it is is just adding a cape and fangs to his regular suit.

Tatara: when he met up with Houji to fuck nasty he wasn’t wearing a costume because he doesn’t care, but upon seeing Houji’s he ripped a branch off the nearest tree, sliced the tip a few times to make a stake, and said he’s going as Van Helsing

Naki: pumpkin head. He stole a Jack o lantern and put it his head and it was really funny until he couldn’t get it off

Eto: the cockroach from franz Kafka’s the metamorphosis, she’s operating the legs with her kagune and it looks so freaky. She’s getting on all fours and rat crawling around and genuinely looks like a giant cockroach. She’s making children and high people lose their shit

Furuta: playboy bunny

[ipsen]

Opinion on Rize x Touka?

SUPER bad break-up types of exes. completely different ideologies that blow up in their faces (read: touka's, rize doesnt give a fuck)

[bingeeaterblog]

A love letter to touka kirishima

For the entire time I've been back into Tokyo ghoul I've centered on one lady specifically. Touka has been my favorite character, there's something alluring about her that draws me in.

When we first meet her, it's that sweet waitress front. With a bat of the eyes and a "welcome in" she sells it well. Our second meet with her it's red. A pretty girl slicing a man in half. Not that he didn't deserve it but still. It's such a drastic change and if Rizes turn didn't set the tone for the series Toukas did.

Her reveal puts it into perspective that anyone could be a ghoul. Even a cute waitress from a humble little coffee shop.

Our third and the setting meet with her is her saving kaneki from Nishio. Stating herself as one who isn't to be fucked with. When Kaneki reveals he used to be human she feels... Jealous. Sure the insult hurt but that fact he tasted that freedom before..? He had everything she longed for.

Touka has always had this fascination with humans, maybe it came from her father. She yearned to be in their world highschool and Yoriko giving her a chance to experience that. She forces herself to eat human food. Both to not waste Yorikos efforts and to feel normal for once. Even if it means making herself violently ill.

Anteiku made her feel that way too, talking with humans and ghouls alike. It made her dream of a world that she could be herself without being human. But that's just, not possible is it.

She grows attached to kaneki, it's not intentional but it happens nonetheless. Maybe it's his sweet nervous smiles or his endearing book obsession. He's nice and sees the good in her, something she didn't think was possible.

His connection with his little human friend reminds her of Yoriko, it makes her want to preserve that friendship between them in hopes of saving her own.

When Kimi tells her she's pretty, specifically her ghoul parts, it's unbelievable. A human sees that in her? A human can love a ghoul? I wondered if that made her hope.

When Touka was younger her brother left, rejecting the human esc or life yoshimura was offering them. While touka basked in the opportunity to live an almost normal life ayato was disgusted by it. Humans are what took away dad aren't they? When ayato pipes up about it she initially takes it as jealousy, sure he's bitter she's living the good life! She doesn't even see his abandonment when it happens.

Did Dad leave too? Where did those doves come from? Did they get him? Does everyone leave in the end? Is she that unlovable?

Her theories are proven right when Kaneki leaves too, white stalk hair leaving her life

She was so worried about him when he was taken, probably the only person genuinely losing sleep over him. And then he just... Leaves. He promises to see her again but touka doesn't believe that.

Touka throws herself into her studies, striving for kamii. Sure she DOES wanna get into there for her own reasons , biology and all that. wanting to know where she came from how she works. What they living weapon inside of her shoulder blade means. But she wants to feel closer to Kaneki.

Her job at anteikus on hold, they'd just recovered after the break in, finally open again. Her studies are her priority trying to busy herself.

When kaneki does come back, she's angry. There's a deep longing and happiness that he's okay but she pushes that away in favor of giving her a peace of her mind. She hits him and the contact after so long is euphoric, then there's the crash. Kaneki has never been good at consoling has he? She tells him to never come back, something she doesn't mean but he takes it as truth.

Touka doesn't see kaneki again after that. Besides for right before his "death".

She has to abandon her old life, they've been discovered as ghouls. That's something she can never run away from.

Touka is a brash impulsive mean girl, she's a bit bossy and impatient but under those walls she's soft. At her center she's so lonely, aching for someone to stay with her. She cares so deeply about the people she loves and will throw herself into danger at the change to avenge or protect them.

I will always sing her praises, she was a phenomenal character, I won't talk about her portion in re because today is meant to celebrate her. She is my favorite character ever my favorite girl alive.

Happy birthday Touka !!

[tg-pilled]

How TG characters would react to being in Saw traps:

(These aren't specific traps because I haven't seen enough movies to torture my pookies properly yet 😾😾😾)

Kaneki

Pre-Jason: Cry, shake, throw up. Would probably die from the stress and overthinking before that cunty Billy Puppet could even Think about rolling in

Post-Jason: Would not hesitate to break a bone but would also act in rash ways. Would probably manage to escape the trap but wouldn't seek for help after because he's emo brocken core 🥀🥀🥀

Haise

Approaches it from a logical perspective. 100% escapes but tries not to injure himself (or others if it is a joined trap)

Touka

Would probably curse out whoever put her in the room the entire time while solving the puzzle / getting through it. Like. "YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, I'M GOING TO GET YOU" *solves the puzzle* She 100% beats the fuck out of the Billy puppet when he rolls in once she's done like she is Not gonna have it

Hide

We all know our boy is SO smart, but he doesn't have the healing properties of a ghoul so he would have to be extra careful with it

Nishiki

Gets his swearing out BEFORE he starts solving the puzzle which ultimately costs him time so he dies. He's definitely smart enough and rash enough to do ANYTHING to get out but I feel like his attitude would get in his way

Uta

Tries but ultimately decides he doesn't give a fuck so he just opts to die

Renji

Definitely tries but realizes he also doesn't give a fuck. His only motivation would be to keep protecting those he cares about but if the creator of the room told him they were dead then he'd probably just die too

Ayato

Like Touka, he gets mad except he sits there for a while stewing in his anger because he hates when people boss him around and he'll prove he's the best by escaping with only a little time left

Eto

Solves it SO quickly and kicks serious ass once she's out

Rize

Solves it and then serves absolute cunt while hunting down the guy

Jason

Considering how he reacted when Kaneki turned the tables on him, he'd probably lay down and cry

Tsukiyama

Acts like he knows what he's doing and then dies because he does not in fact know what he's doing

Juuzou

Compliments the person who made the room while solving the ever loving fuck out of it

Amon

I honestly have NO clue what he would do. He seems like the type of guy to say, "You're under arrest!" in a situation where he does not have the ability to arrest someone 😭 He's definitely smart enough to solve it, he would just probably be saying, "Do you know who I am??" the entire time 💀

Akira

Solves it and then complains that it ruined her schedule for the day 💀

Saiko

Doesn't give a fuck probably. That or she would cry. Or both. She'd cry and then not give a fuck.

Ginshi

I'm sorry but that man is NOT surviving. He's smart but he definitely is a different type of intelligent to what Saw traps might require. I think in a physical one, yes he would. In one that required more attention to detail and shit...maybe not.

Mutsuki

Cries and then beats the ever loving fuck out of the trap and kills the person that did it

Urie

Solves it and just goes about it silently, unphased, and logically. He can't let his kidnapper know he's scared

This is for shits and giggles, don't take it too serious and I'd love to see other characters you guys think about in Saw traps. All the characters are def smart enough to solve them but it's funny to imagine them in there

[moonspirit]

These two couples need to meet and become friends.

Because imo they're so similar! Kaneki and Armin, Touka and Annie.

Both fell in love over several years!

Both hurt/betrayed the other!

Both have - two badass, strong women and big-brained, intelligent men!

Both live in extremely cruel worlds!

15th Commander of the Survey Corps - One Eyed King!

Armin carries the weight of saving humanity, Kaneki carries the weight of saving the ghoul world!

Annie fights to rescue Armin at the end, Touka fights to get Kaneki out of the dragon form! (They like getting stuck and getting their pretty girlfriends to rescue 'em I swear)

Two blushing, shy, quiet boys who have killed an obscene number of people.

"Annie... You're actually a pretty nice person" & "Touka... I'd be very sad if you died." Boom. Our girls are in love.

Armin waits years for Annie. Touka waits years for Kaneki.

Armin gives Annie the one thing she's always wanted - unconditional love and understanding. Touka gives Kaneki the one thing he's always wanted - being prioritised, chosen, and loved.

Both Kaneki and Armin love books - and Touka and Annie don't give two flying fucks!

THEY'RE ALL SO HOT!!!?!!!?

Both Kaneki and Armin have a major glow up and ABS AND PECS AND ALL THE DELICIOUS things hot men come with - and both Annie and Touka are: When did THIS HAPPEN??!!! Last time I saw you, you looked like a shoestring!!!

And both are canon!

And both have crazy great sex, we all know this. No scope for arguments here.

[miraclemaya]

Kanagis communist theory reading and it's just fucking awful. It's terrible. The reading for the week is abolition of the family. Mitama didn't read it and is giving bedroom eyes to kanagi the whole time. Alina is there because it was mandated she participate in community events as part of rehabilitation and is just talking about the one quadrillion deaths communism is responsible for to get a rise out of kanagi. Iroha is there and she read it but her takeaway is, "I like the family though! Ui-chan and touka and nemu are all my precious sisters :)"

Himena is going "that's right" everytime kanagi says something while bullying mitsune into making jdpon unlimited genocide on humans recruitment memes for the neo magius

himena would do that.......

alina would start talking about how everyone should murder their parents and kanagi would try to explain that that wouldn't abolish thr family but alina just would not stop gleefully describing how she'd kill her own parents

[xotication]

mentions of toxic relationships, manipulation, narcissism, & alcohol.

let’s talk about a toxic kaneki.

a kaneki that you can’t get away from, no matter how hard you try or how bad you want to.

this is a ken who you’ve known for almost your whole life. a ken you’ve been involved with since middle school. back when things were cute & giggly.. back when holding hands was intimate & thinking about your first kiss with him gave you a thousand butterflies in your tummy.

it’s just that.. things started to hit the fan as you two got older. he doesn’t have a dad.. he barely had a mother around to teach him all the right ways to treat a women. really, you couldn’t have expected him to be perfect nd cute forever.

i mean of course your relationship had love. you loved each other.. but it was fucked up. it was twisted nd it was unhealthy. you two knew that.. you knew it better than anyone else but did you love each other enough to stop hurting one another..? who knows.

kaneki doesn’t want a life without you. he can’t even fathom it. but he’s a 19 year old boy and he’s a handsome one at that.. when things go left with you, he turns right to touka. you fucking hate her. she was beautiful, truly. you couldn’t even talk down on her because you went the extra mile to try to be like her. especially after he told you that he’d been fucking her.

he didn’t just cheat, he told you every little detail, how she sucked him off this way, nd how she rode him that way. but kaneki knows that his mind was thinking of you the whole time. kaneki knows that he slipped up nd moaned your name a couple times.. kaneki knows that he faked an orgasm nd had to go home early so he could get himself off.

you’re no better though. it’s an entanglement. when kaneki’s out fucking touka, you’d run to her brother. ayato.. he cared for you. he held you so delicately, talked to you so prettily, fucked you so good. he was better than kaneki.. at a couple things but he wasn’t yours.

after days of arguing.. days of being with other people nd days of being without each other. you always end up in the passenger seat of kaneki’s car. sitting so pretty, like you were his doll. his perfect doll of a gf. you always ended up at his house, in his bed, in his arms.

“when are you gonna stop fucking ayato?”

“whenever you stop fucking up.”

“cmon baby. i don’t mean to. things just get hard, i wanna do better y/n. i promise i do. i want us, more than anything. just give me a chance.. give me time..”

“how many times have we talked about this, ken? how many times are we gonna give empty apologies, how many times are we gonna break up & get back together..? how many fucking times??”

“as many times as it takes for us to get better. i’m not gonna let you give up, you can’t.”

“why do you always manipulate me..?”

“you’re a smart girl, baby. i don’t manipulate you. don’t be silly. i just help you see what’s best for you. that’s why you need to be with me- to stay with me. you’re the best version of yourself when you’re with me, y/n. can’t you see that? ayato will never be able to do what i do for you. he’s not me.”

you want to believe that what he’s saying is a lie, but you can’t. he’s such a pretty boy, nd his voice is even prettier. everything he says puts you in a daze. his narcissistic words fall from his tongue so easily, & something about that makes your pussy throb. you know you guys need help, but you can’t control who you love. & kaneki couldn’t control the way he was raised.

after a period of time where you two had been doing particularly well, kaneki gets invited to a party by none other than hide. you tell him no, that he can’t go- that he won’t go. then he’s pressing kisses down your neck nd putting pretty hickies on the flesh.. he has you bent over the edge of your bed, babbling about nothing, going dumb over his dick.

the smallest part of you gains the strength to say, “—party ken. no party. i don’t want you to go..”

“i know, princess. we’re going.”

nd his thrusts would pick back up as a hand went to grip your neck.

what happens at the party is stupid. you see touka there & your heart stings. did kaneki want you to come, knowing she’d be here..? he has his hand on the small of your back, & he presses a chaste kiss to your head before giving you a “behave.”

you’re tired of behaving. tired of being his good girl that just obeys his every word & instruction. he walks off from you & leaves you with his best friend. hide offers you a couple of shots & different girls in the room took some with you. when the alcohol began to hit you, you found yourself in the middle of the room dancing. shaking your ass in the small dress you wore that only had a small thong under it. the girls were hyping you up, smacking your ass & cheering you on.

then came spin the bottle & you were sitting criss cross applesauce across from hide. your mind was hazy but you thought about how good he looked right now.. maybe it was the vodka. or maybe you really did wanna fuck him. you spun the bottle nd it landed on him. everyone cheered nd different people recorded. you crawled over to hide nd gave him a sloppy but hot kiss.

you were drunk. you didn’t care where it was posted to or who saw.

kaneki had been with a separate set of his friends & when he opened his phone to see you on someone’s instagram story kissing his best friend..?

he didn’t know if he was gonna murder you or him. he was livid.

but that’s a different story for a different day.

>.<

[javaghoul]

do you think the kirishima siblings would be on the nice or naughty list, and do u think which list they're on would change at all throughout the story? 🤔

also I hope you're having a great day!! 💚 I always get excited when I see ur tg thoughts on my dash 😄

Hiya 💜 oh thank you, I wish my day was great, but some shit has happened, but yknow what I AM STILL ALIVE so I guess it IS a great day. And that's really kind and flattering of you to say.

I hope you're having a great day too.

~

I think both of em would be on the nice list when they're little-little. They seemed like genuinely kind kids. Not ass hats at all.

Ayato has certainly been on the naughty list. I'm talking "you ain't even getting coal YOU LITTLE SHIT" list. He probably got a little bit of leeway when he was a young adolescent (Santa would so give him 1 average gift plus chocolate knowing he can't fucking eat it), but joining Aogiri? Fucking up ward hierarchies on purpose? Beating up your sister? NAUGHTY LIST.

Touka has mostly been a solid Nice List person. She would've wavered at times into "You Better Watch Out" territory a couple of times (killing investigators on purpose for example), but over all she's on the NICE LIST.

Ayato redeems himself later on in life when he stops being a dickhead and then gets gifts he can actually use.