#totino the pizza boy

[the-little-knight]

I think I caught a cold but WHAT IF THERE WAS A BROTHER TO PIZZAHEAD.......

[iheartpeppino]

I discovered a plushie-maker from Ukraine who has a shop on Etsy, and they made some amazing yet very pricey Pizza Tower plushies.

They've made others, but these in particular are my favorite! I especially really want that Pizzano plush. I'm completely in love with it. Granted, the Peppino plush is also incredible, and I want him too, but... I don't want my official Peppino to feel jealous!

[autisticfoxgirl333]

You have three things: String Spray, a Hot Dog, and Coloring Pencils

And you spot Pizzahead right there.

What would you do?

[iheartpeppino]

Or... it could be a relic of Peppino's past.

You know how Pizzahead was originally Pizza Boy, and in-universe he's the protagonist of a game called "Pizza Boy Tower"? Peppino was the antagonist of that game. That mech could have been from a boss fight he had with Pizza Boy...

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that Peppino has a giant robot of himself in his house?

[deepdish-tower-au]

Hey, totino! I think your boyfriend is having an existential crisis.

"My 'Boy Friend' has a name, it's Peppino! And I think he's doing alright."

"Besides the groceries, I'd say we're good...Aw, what a peach...Goodness, you all are so..."

"...So..."

"This is an omen. Unknowable and ruinous things are approaching, inevitable in your futures. Whatever form it comes for you in, it will change you both deeply.

But if you wish to avoid total disaster, you must stay together.

Be vigilant. And don't let them pull you apart."

"..."

[kalevalaknights]

pizza pizza

[lacefuneral]

i NEED fans of OFMD whos first exposure to Tim Heidecker was Doug, or even his role in jordan peele's Us to watch some Tim and Eric on youtube. please. you'll never look at this actor the same way again

[hazyaltcare]

Hello! idk if it's weird to ask this on annon but, May I please request a cannon call from a Totino (Pizzahead) from Pizza Tower who was secretly the eldritch equivalent of an angel, and whom chose the Pizzahead form and opened up many many businesses near Peppino's all just to try and get his attention, all not directly competing with his pizza place until the Pizza Tower itself was constructed. After the events of the Tower I (Totino) ended up following Peppino around in silly disguises only to have Pepperman let slip to Peppino that I had a crush on him (Peppino) the whole time. Only for Peppino and I (Totino) to end up together after a gay panic induced "loud conversation" ending with the classic "Why are we still yelling!?" "I don't know!" gag. Hopefully that all made sense. I'm mostly looking for my cannons Peppino, however; I wouldn't be opposed to finding anyone else as well. Thank you! ^^

Like and/or reblog if you fit anon's canoncall!

Mod Haze

[gl1tchy-4rt]

More 🍝Spaghetti🍝 Family Lore + The 🍝Spaghetti🍝✨Kiddos✨ :0

And tagging @toastedjeans cause they were interested ;)

Long story short in Spag. Family: Tower crumbles, TowerFolk (The tower's people) move to the Main town and Part 1 of this AU is Over.

That's right, this AU has two parts

One that takes place before and during the events of the Pizza Tower and it's crumbling, then the other one that's takes place during the approx. 10 years that followed after, in between that time, Peppino and Gustavo started dating and after 2 years and a couple of months they got married, A year later, their kids were born.

Allow me to introduce the protagonist kiddos :)

First of, we got: Valentina Risotto!

Gustavo's Daughter and Matteo's Lil' sister.

She is 7 years old, yet she is younger than Giovanni by 2 weeks.

The moon motif comes from that one line in "That's Amore!": "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie" (Funfact: Peppino used to sing it to her and her brother as a lullaby)

She is quite an adventurous and rowdy kid, just like her dad when he was young!

Just like Her Dad and Big Brother, She is a Gnome.

This is Giovanni Spaghetti!

Peppino's first biological child and Totino's lil sibling.

He is 7 years old and the oldest between him and Valentina.

Giovanni is more nervous yet calmer than his sister but he will fearlessly defend her in case of anything happening.

He inherited "The Blessing of the Spaghettis" AKA: the thing that allowed Peppino to crumble the entire tower.

Good friends with Alex (Big bro crew).

While these two have different surnames, they are siblings just not biologically related, they were born thanks to the help of a surrogate mother.

So that's it! Those are the kiddos...

✨✨SIKE BONUS KIDDO UPON YE✨✨

Last but not least: this lil guy! Alfonso Spaghetti

Bruno's Biological child, Maria's lil brother

He is 7 years old and Vale and Gio's cousin

Special interest is Frogs, frogs of all kind, frogs are cool :)

Likes making Arts and Crafts, specially Friendship bracelets, sweet and caring baby boy :3

He can shapeshift, however it's a bit limited since he ain't experienced on it yet and his physical stucture is pretty stable.

So yeah! those are the kids of the Spaghetti Rissoto Family :) next up is the Noise couple kids and Grown up Matteo and Maria ;)

See y'all later Bye!!!

[iheartpeppino]

So, I happen to be a big fan of both Pizza Tower and Five Nights at Freddy's. I have to admit, even if McPig has never played FNAF, I think it's actually really cool that he referenced it in Pizza Tower.

So I've been working on a small project for my Pizza My Heart AU... I want to make an RPG based in that universe where Pizzahead takes over the mansion where Melissa lives and turns it into a Pizza Palace... basically, a Pizza Tower on steroids. Peppino has to help Melissa Monotoli get the mansion back to normal before her father, Giovanni, finds out.

Where am I going with this, you might be asking? Well, the first floor of the Pizza Palace contains the Pizza Boy equivalent of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex: Pizza Boy World. It even has animatronic characters who are sexy redesigns of Toppin Monsters! (I haven't come up with said redesigns for them yet, but I'm working on it.)

I want to include Peshino as part of the animatronic cast but I'm not sure whether I want to give him a sexy redesign or just have him look the same but wearing a lame accessory that vaguely lets him pass as being part of the cast.

There's also one new animatronic character (who I also haven't designed yet)... The Pizza Princess, who looks an awful lot like Melissa Monotoli, but as a pizza-themed princess... who behaves much like how Melissa did as a child. In other words, Pizza Princess is a version of Melissa who never got over her spoiled tendencies. While she can be very sweet and nice, even kind, her mood changes instantly the moment she's told "no". When angered, Pizza Princess changes into a more frightening form, chasing down and physically harming whoever angered her.

Anyway... I've been looking over fan art of the Toppin Monsters to get a feel for how the fandom views them. It'll help me in the process of redesigning them for Pizza Boy World.

[wackpedion]

Hi furroughs ceo

Imagine Yakou showing Seth the wonders of frozen pizza

But specifically:

Aka the best pizza ever created

me who was just falling apart feeling so alone in my little furroughs corner thinking noone really gaf and that im screaming into a void and whats the fucking point anymore recieving this ask like witht he most insane perfect timing ever. i have nothin g to say really but thank you 4 this and also ive never had totinos we dont have those here but i imagine seth would shrivel up and die of disgust what IS that frozen garbage, priviliged rich boy things aside i imagine he lowkey wouldnt be able to stand the texture, meanwhile yakou eats this slop like near daily

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Hiiii! I saw that tank dempsey and video games post and it made me think... How would the bois (primis and Ultimis) do with good ol' Jackbox?

(spoiler alert : it'd be a hot mess. Especially with Ultimis)

HELLO MY FRIEND! You’re correct, Ultimis can barely hold together a game of Mario Kart without someone throwing a shit fit (even Takeo). This all takes place in a modern AU btw. Each group gets 3 games so this doesn't get overwhelmingly large

I'm also using an emoji guide bc it's going to be very detailed

Primis: Tank( 🪖), Richtofen (🧪), Takeo(🌸), Nikolai (🐻)

Ultimis: Tank (🧨), Richtofen (🧟), Takeo(🗡️), Nikolai (🍷)

JACKBOX NIGHT WITH THE AETHER CREW

Primis:

Behold, the group that actually has fun with it!

Everyone’s favorite game has to be T-KO. Nikolai kept coming up with hysterical shirts with risqué jokes. The shirt seen below was his magnum opus:

Richtofen insisted his was a really funny pun, but nobody laughed again no matter how much he milked the joke :( But it's DummKoffee...

During Job Job, Everyone kept losing their shit. For examples:

"You want to make a good impression for the district manager. How do you stand out?" 🧪: I like to cry for help to the district manager

🪖: respond Based off of gooey cheese cheese cheese cheese snacks ("Not gonna lie, this stuff is why I joined the Marine Corp")

"You had your picture taken for your work badge and it's awful! What do you do?"

🐻: pillow Hangover 🌸: I hose that Karen

Richtofen nearly choked on his beer hearing Dempsey's answer 🧪Goodness, Dempsey! Are you starving? 🪖I mean, sure. I could go for somethin' cheesy right now (And so they heated some Totino's and pizza bagels from the freezer, in which Takeo kept quietly stealing one off of everyone's plate until Nikolai caught him in the act. Did I mention they were slightly tipsy?)

Overall, they all had lighthearted fun with it. And it slowly becomes a game of choice when they hand out besides poker and online gaming once in a while.

Ultimis:

Ok so already everyone is taking at least 15-30 minutes to connect tO THE FUCKING TV

🍷Wait wait don't start guys! I haven't signed in yet!

🧨COME ON NIKOLAI! GIMMIE YOUR PHONE! (The same man who struggled several minutes earlier to jump on)

🗡️Hmmm, what should we play first? 🧟OOOH! Let's play Murder Trivia! It sounds delicious~

🧨Ugh, give me a break...

So murder trivia was a rough start. Not only did everyone have a tough time with the puzzles. but only Takeo and Richtofen were getting most of the questions right. This left Nikolai and Tank dying every round and failing their redemption challenges.

Nikolai would angrily pout and mumble "Fuck this game" while Tank roared with so much visceral rage in his throat. This is worse than him fighting with someone in the MW2 Voice chat

Richtofen thought it was funny until Tank was about to get violent and punch a hole in the TV. Takeo and Nikolai had to restrain him while Richtofen scolded him. No more Murder Trivia...

🧟Maybe Monster Seeking Mon-🧨NO. I get to pick this time!

Tank chose Survive the Internet! And… it went as well as you’d expect.

Surprisingly, it was Takeo that added the hashtag for Richtofen's tweet! 🗡️Ha ha ha! Are you surprised by my ambush, Doctor? 🧨Alright, Tak! It's funny 'cause it's true🧟I hate you, Dempsey

A taste of karma on Richtofen's part for the #whycollegematters comment

Honorable mention to Dempsey's gut-busting commentary here. Everyone laughed so hard that even Takeo had beer come out his nose!

The final game was Civic Doodle. Literally nobody knew how to draw and Richtofen kept slamming down everyone’s “crappy job” on their artwork.

🧟AAAACH! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?! DIDE YOU SMUDGE IT ALL WITH YOUR THUMB?! 🍷HEY FUCK YOU I CAN’T TOUCH SCREEN! IS TOO TINY FOR NIKOLAI! Besides, I can see two of what I’m drawing which makes it harder for me :(

It sadly ends with a lot of quarreling because the wifi had issues and everyone thought it was because someone was doing it on purpose to cheat 🧨Hey wait a minute… YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE, DIDN’T YOU RECTALFAN! 🧟Why is it every time something goes wrong, you assume it’s MY fault? HMM?! Maybe I should remind you of all the times you’ve thrown a wrench into my- our plans! 🍷I think it was the bushido warrior. He’s too quiet… and his jokes are unfunny as shit🗡️Says you, Russian pig! [INTENSIFIED OLD MAN YELLING] They tire themselves out into slumber in the living room.

[lakesbian]

What is Alec’s favorite soup flavor?

now THIS is more like it. for a moment i get to pretend i live in the alternate universe where alec vasil is as disproportionately popular as amy dallon and i keep getting random asks about him like that one amy dallon blog keeps getting random asks about her.

anyway i don't actually think alec likes soup very much because it's not junk foody enough for him. his childhood diet alternated between "whatever random shit he could scrounge up from the house they were currently staying in" and "really fucking fancy shit once a blue moon when heartbreaker decided he wanted to LARP a successful family and had the chef women he kidnapped cook dinner for everyone." his present diet is exactly what would happen if you gave a previously-malnutritioned 15yo boy with average 15yo tastes a million dollars, i.e 24/7 speed-order pizzas and mozzarella sticks. 25% of the ingredient space in his kitchen is dedicated entirely to shit for making absolutely banger ice cream sundaes. thusly, his favorite soup is shitty campbell spaghetti-os with grilled cheese (cut diagonal) for dipping

...it's kind of depressing actually. you know when normal 12yos are like "dad can we order pizza as a treat? we can? yippee!" yeah he didn't have that so the second he ran away he started unconsciously filling the void by going "alec, can we order pizza? that's right we sure fucking can, whenever the hell we want, because we're rich as balls and have our own apartment slash villainous lair now. suck on that dad" to himself. eating totino's pizza rolls with aisha while watching shitty teen drama movies is more effective than therapy would be

[jeweledstone]

More vaguely Pizza Tower related bullshit with everyone’s favorite yandere twink cunt bitch god I hate him

DATE: 10/31/2023 - 11/1/2023

Oh boy, it’s that time again folks! Time for some unhinged self-insert fan fiction-esque nonsense that’d make a wattpad user shudder in fear.

So basically, more shenanigans with Pizzahead/Totino from the hit indie game Pizza Tower and his attempts to kidnap me and turn me into Peppino cause the REAL Peppino doesn’t love him back or some shit like that. For the hopelessly confused, here’s a link to the previous dream post I made regarding this particular plot point. For everyone else, click the read more for the rest of this recounting :)

So, despite my hoping he’d just give up and start stalking someone else, ya boi is still being haunted in his dreams by the cartoon pizza man. RECENTLY he’s even gone as far as BREAKING INTO MY ACTUAL HOUSE to try and abduct me (in-dream of course, not in real life lmao)

One of his more recent appearances happened in a dream I had on Halloween night that was honestly, kinda Halloween themed outta sheer coincidence.

In it, me and my family were camping (a common theme/trope in my dreams for some reason) at this national park of sorts that was famous due to this massive cave it had in it that was EXTREMELY haunted. Like, it was very common for visitors to encounter at least one ghost (or phantom as they were called in-universe) while exploring said cave. My family was stopping to visit said cave before going home when The Bastard™ showed up. I remember he had on this sorta human disguise so my parents wouldn’t recognize him (cause again, mf tried to break into my house in previous dream). He somehow convinced them to let me go in the cave alone with him, claiming we were friends or some other bullshit, and that’s when the shit show truly began.

Now, first thing you need to know about this cave, is how massive it is. At its deepest, the cave went down to about 5000 meters (16404.2 feet for my fellow Americans) below the earth. Naturally, park guests weren’t allowed to go that deep in, you could only go about 10 meters (100 if you’re over 18) before there was some kinda blockade keeping you from going further. Aside from the obvious safety protocol stuff, another reason was because the deeper you went into the cave, the more ghosts you’d encounter, and the more aggressive said ghosts would be.

Either the ghosts or the cave itself also had these strange, reality-bending properties to it that would affect guests who stayed in the cave for a prolonged period of time. One way they liked to fuck with people was by transforming them in ways that often depended on said person’s most prominent personality trait (often causing said trait to be exaggerated as the person’s mental state changed along with thier body). Said changes were reversed once the person affected left the cave.

And…

Guess what happened to my anxiety filled ass when they got a hold of me!

Yep, back at it again with THIS BULLSHIT. Idk if this happened because of PH was there or what, but yeah. Now here I am, once again tf’d into Peppino against my will, trapped in a cave with someone who’s been obsessively stalking me for months now, and one wrong move away from a full blown panic attack. Said panic ended up happening when, at a really deep point in the cave, me and PH were cornered by some really large and threatening ghosts who were definitely planning on not letting us out of that cave alive.

I kinda-sorta blacked out around this part, but from what I could figure out, it was about then that Pep kinda… “took over” and beat the shit outta the ghosts (apparently killing a few some-fucking-how) before making a break outta the cave. I remember “waking up” outside the cave, having already changed back to normal.

After that…incident… life mostly went back to normal after my family went back home, save for some supernatural entities (which were commonplace in this verse) becoming afraid of me due to the whole killing an unkillable entity thing that happened in the cave.

So that’s basically it. I haven’t really seen much of PH since then, but I know he made it outta the cave and is still out there (unfortunately). So, yeah, that’s all folks. See ya.

[s-opal]

Their opinions on pizza differ drastically. Totino’s prefers bite-size snacks (except for that one time we don't talk about), while Noid, who came from the pizza dimension, thinks if your pizza can’t at least cover an entire city, it’s not a pizza.

At first Totino’s was offered to fight the Boy-Mayor, but he is too faithful of a campaign manager, so he refused

[amore-au]

In a town called Faraway, in Italy, circa the 1990s, there was a boy named Peppino Spaghetti. He was the younger brother of Totino Digornio Spaghetti, a boy beloved by the town. They often played instruments together and hung out with their friends Rose, Theodore, Gustavo, ??????? and Pizzelle when they were not helping their family with the pizza business. One day, for Christmas, Peppino was given an electric guitar. He would play it in duets with Totino. One day, in fall, when they had a recital coming up, they got into a fight about how things were going recently. Totino had gotten into a relationship with ??????? About a year prior And had spent less and less time with the rest of the friend group. Peppino threw his guitar down the stairs of their house, and it broke. Totino was extremely upset, as he was just trying to help Peppino understand why he was so close to ???????. He tried to convince peppino to talk to him, but it was too late. When he got in front of peppino, he was pushed down the stairs. What peppino didn't know is that pizzelle was at the house to check on how they were doing before the recital. She heard the commotion, and immediately rushed to where Totino and the guitar landed. She explained a plan to hide what happened, and later on it was reported that totino has supposedly hung himself. Upon finding out about this, the friend group was devastated, and slowly fell apart after blaming eachother for causing him to spiral and lead to what happened. But none of them knew the truth. One day, ??????? Walked up to Peppino's house. He tried to ask him what happened, as he never saw Totino act this way around even him, who he was very close to. That's when he was told the truth. Enraged, he threw every insult he could at Peppino, and then stormed home, and took his own life. After this encounter, Peppino locked himself inside of his house and became a hikikomori. HE tried his hardest to repress any memory of ???????, which means in his newly created Headspace, he was sent to a dimension known as Static tower. In this headspace, he went on adventures with the other 5 members of his friend group. Meanwhile, in the real world, As Peppino stayed in his room all day, His parents were the only two people who could try to hire people to work in their pizza place, and their business began to fail. It was in a constant state of failing, but staying open for 20+ years. Rose, who was childhood friends with ??????? grew angry at everyone around her for this, as he was her closest friend for a very long time. The only person she could be around was Theodore, as they were dating. She eventually formed a gang with the Toppin kids, who she also knew when they were all younger.

Fast forward around 4 years later, Peppino has locked himself away for years, and hasn't talked to anyone but his parents. Eventually, after reconnecting with everyone in the span of 4 days before being drafted into war, he owns up and tells the truth. Rose forgave him. Gustavo forgave him too, and swore to stop anything bad from happening again in the future and even chose to go to war with him. But Theodore? He did not. And he was not going to for a long, long time.

However, Everyone had forgiven Pizzelle, as she didn't have full involvement, and was only involved in the staging.

Alright, now fast forward 20 years later, and pizza tower happens.

Aaaand that's the plot of AMORÉ. It'll eventually be a mod, most likely.