#ultmis dempsey

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Hiiii! I saw that tank dempsey and video games post and it made me think... How would the bois (primis and Ultimis) do with good ol' Jackbox?

(spoiler alert : it'd be a hot mess. Especially with Ultimis)

HELLO MY FRIEND! You’re correct, Ultimis can barely hold together a game of Mario Kart without someone throwing a shit fit (even Takeo). This all takes place in a modern AU btw. Each group gets 3 games so this doesn't get overwhelmingly large

I'm also using an emoji guide bc it's going to be very detailed

Primis: Tank( 🪖), Richtofen (🧪), Takeo(🌸), Nikolai (🐻)

Ultimis: Tank (🧨), Richtofen (🧟), Takeo(🗡️), Nikolai (🍷)

JACKBOX NIGHT WITH THE AETHER CREW

Primis:

Behold, the group that actually has fun with it!

Everyone’s favorite game has to be T-KO. Nikolai kept coming up with hysterical shirts with risqué jokes. The shirt seen below was his magnum opus:

Richtofen insisted his was a really funny pun, but nobody laughed again no matter how much he milked the joke :( But it's DummKoffee...

During Job Job, Everyone kept losing their shit. For examples:

"You want to make a good impression for the district manager. How do you stand out?" 🧪: I like to cry for help to the district manager

🪖: respond Based off of gooey cheese cheese cheese cheese snacks ("Not gonna lie, this stuff is why I joined the Marine Corp")

"You had your picture taken for your work badge and it's awful! What do you do?"

🐻: pillow Hangover 🌸: I hose that Karen

Richtofen nearly choked on his beer hearing Dempsey's answer 🧪Goodness, Dempsey! Are you starving? 🪖I mean, sure. I could go for somethin' cheesy right now (And so they heated some Totino's and pizza bagels from the freezer, in which Takeo kept quietly stealing one off of everyone's plate until Nikolai caught him in the act. Did I mention they were slightly tipsy?)

Overall, they all had lighthearted fun with it. And it slowly becomes a game of choice when they hand out besides poker and online gaming once in a while.

Ultimis:

Ok so already everyone is taking at least 15-30 minutes to connect tO THE FUCKING TV

🍷Wait wait don't start guys! I haven't signed in yet!

🧨COME ON NIKOLAI! GIMMIE YOUR PHONE! (The same man who struggled several minutes earlier to jump on)

🗡️Hmmm, what should we play first? 🧟OOOH! Let's play Murder Trivia! It sounds delicious~

🧨Ugh, give me a break...

So murder trivia was a rough start. Not only did everyone have a tough time with the puzzles. but only Takeo and Richtofen were getting most of the questions right. This left Nikolai and Tank dying every round and failing their redemption challenges.

Nikolai would angrily pout and mumble "Fuck this game" while Tank roared with so much visceral rage in his throat. This is worse than him fighting with someone in the MW2 Voice chat

Richtofen thought it was funny until Tank was about to get violent and punch a hole in the TV. Takeo and Nikolai had to restrain him while Richtofen scolded him. No more Murder Trivia...

🧟Maybe Monster Seeking Mon-🧨NO. I get to pick this time!

Tank chose Survive the Internet! And… it went as well as you’d expect.

Surprisingly, it was Takeo that added the hashtag for Richtofen's tweet! 🗡️Ha ha ha! Are you surprised by my ambush, Doctor? 🧨Alright, Tak! It's funny 'cause it's true🧟I hate you, Dempsey

A taste of karma on Richtofen's part for the #whycollegematters comment

Honorable mention to Dempsey's gut-busting commentary here. Everyone laughed so hard that even Takeo had beer come out his nose!

The final game was Civic Doodle. Literally nobody knew how to draw and Richtofen kept slamming down everyone’s “crappy job” on their artwork.

🧟AAAACH! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?! DIDE YOU SMUDGE IT ALL WITH YOUR THUMB?! 🍷HEY FUCK YOU I CAN’T TOUCH SCREEN! IS TOO TINY FOR NIKOLAI! Besides, I can see two of what I’m drawing which makes it harder for me :(

It sadly ends with a lot of quarreling because the wifi had issues and everyone thought it was because someone was doing it on purpose to cheat 🧨Hey wait a minute… YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE, DIDN’T YOU RECTALFAN! 🧟Why is it every time something goes wrong, you assume it’s MY fault? HMM?! Maybe I should remind you of all the times you’ve thrown a wrench into my- our plans! 🍷I think it was the bushido warrior. He’s too quiet… and his jokes are unfunny as shit🗡️Says you, Russian pig! [INTENSIFIED OLD MAN YELLING] They tire themselves out into slumber in the living room.

[rngeezus]

hi!! can I get Tankeo under a mistletoe?? I imagine that it was Dempsey who put it there and was like "oh would you look at that? oh well looks like we have to kiss now u3u" primis or ultmis is welcomed!!

Mistletoe! Genius! I’ll do my best :D

[shinmiyovvi]

ALSO TELL US ABOUT VAL IN GENERAL😤😤😤

You ask and I will answer:

Now, these three lovely ladies have a unique personalities with them 💖 Starting with Ultimis Val being a hot head, cocky, sarcastic, and badass which what got Ultimis Dempsey liking her. Primis Val being a bit softie, caring, kind, still badass just don't piss her off or you're dead. Len is a chill, a bit care-free, serious, and an easy going one, like her other counterparts, just don't make her angry.

The similarities between the three are:

- They're good fighters.

- Doesn't get drunk at all. (Haven't mentioned this but Primis Dempsey once challenged Val to a drinking contest where who ever finish drinking 7 bottles of beer without getting drunk wins $100, and she won the challenged which got Dempsey a bit salty afterwards and sometimes asked her for a rematch even though he keeps on losing to Val.)

- Smart as hell.

- A polyglot (Ultmis is Trilingual unlike Primis and Len where they speak a lot of languages with them. To be more specific, Ultimis can speak Filipino, English, and Spanish. Primis can speak Filipino, English, Spanish, Japanese, German, and a bit of Russian. Lastly, Len can speak Filipino, English, Spanish, Japanese, German, Russian, French, Italian, and Korean and everyone was impress of it.)

- Will do everything to protect the ones they love and care about.

- Pretty (Yes, I know.)

- Always wields a sword with them as a main weapon of choice other than a sniper rifle and pistols.

- Loves to sing (Only Len does that, the other two keeps it a secret.)

- Smokes cigarettes (Only Ultimis and D.A., Primis does it on a rare occasion.)

- Sad to say but they went through a lot actually so they need some comfort so badly (Ultimis doesn't show it, but she's desperate for it.)

[bumblingbee1]

Bee’s Call Of Duty Booklet

Please do not reblog this!

Safehouse crew:

Their kid is a mole

Comforting Female!Bell during her identity crisis

Good ending, only the Safehouse Crew got other plans

Perseus

Fics:

“Until we meet again” (x GN!Reader)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Headcanons:

Perseus x Male!Reader

Ships:

Some Becler Headcanons

Some Masonweaver and more Becler HCs

Samenov Native Language HCs

(Platonic) Ultimis Tankeo HC dump

Random HudsonWeaver Headcanons

Zombies crew:

Primis:

Earth, Wind, Fire and Lightning HCs

Ultimis:

Would the Ultimis Crew survive Manhunt?

Tank Dempsey:

Tank Dempsey’s stuffed cat

Primis Dempsey x TF141 Crossover

Ultmis Tank Dempsey x BO1 Campaign Headcanons

(Ultimis) Tank Dempsey’s softer side

Tank Dempsey - Devil May Cry 3 Crossover

Nikolai Belinski:

Primis Nikolai Stuffed Animal (and childhood) HCs

Takeo Masaki:

Aro Takeo Masaki HC dump (Modern AU)

Edward Richtofen:

Modern AU: Primis Richtofen is autistic

Horror Movie nights with Richtofen

Ultimis Richtofen x TLoK crossover HC dump

Richtofen helping you with your German

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

KIA: A TANK DEMPSEY ODYSSEY

This is a fanfic I have been planning on for a long time. Chapters will be rolling out one at a time so that each revision will aid in careful craftsmanship for the story I have planned.

SYNOPSIS: Dr. Edward Richtofen receives test subject Corporal “Tank” Dempsey on September 17th, 1945 from a failed rescue mission. As the unlucky guinea pig, Dempsey was mercilessly chosen for inhuman testing that led to his demise… until he was resurrected by miracle. Tank returns from the clutches of death with a reanimated purpose to hunt down the man responsible for both his death and the disappearance of his best friend. Join Dempsey as he paves his way past ruined decay to uncover the puzzle pieces. This is the conquest of the legend that is Tank Dempsey.

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Ultmis Dempsey BO1 campaign Headcanon

Here I am with another headcanon nobody asked for.

Among the Dempseys, I believe Ultimis Dempsey would fit in the most in the BO1 campaign. How would he get along with his squad?

- He’d pretty much vibe with everyone, except for Hudson. It would be an iconic BRO QUARTET (Dempsey, Woods, Mason and Bowman).

- Dempsey and Woods would become INSTANT BROS! Need I say more? You’d think Woods knew Dempsey for as long as he knew Mason.

- Dempsey and Mason have an immediate understanding for one another (Dempsey being injected with 115 and losing his memory, Mason being brainwashed in Vorkuta). Again, INSTANT BROS!

- Like Mason and Woods, Bowman would take a liking to Dempsey and welcome him with wide open arms. They would be most in sync with each other during missions. Bowman can barely contain his laughter whenever Dempsey imitates Hudson for the bants.

- Much like Woods and Bowman, Dempsey gives Hudson the cold shoulder when they meet. He’ll call Hudson a lousy “stick in the mud” pencil pusher. Those kinds of people make him roll his eyes, especially if they were to be his superior. He’d join Woods on giving Hudson shit, especially during briefings. For whatever reason, Dempsey can’t help but to find Hudson a bit sus.