#totally did that on purpose im convinced
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renaissanceousia · 11 months ago
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to non readers this might even look like grover is betraying percy
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hoonieyun · 1 month ago
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APT
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APT
pairing: sim jaeyun x reader “y/n”
warnings: drinking, kissing, suggestive, overall 18+
genre: friends to lovers, down bad jake, college au
summary: a drinking game with jake leads to more than just shots
word count: 1337
notes: im not going to lie. this song has me in a chokehold. ive also just seen an insane amount of jake edits with this song that i couldn't help but write something LOL anyways as always the lyrics used in this are from "apt" by rosie and bruno mars and all the credit goes to them for this amazing song! (not proofread but who cares not me!)
apateu, apateu, apateu
apateu, apateu, apateu
“six!” jake yells and the two of you begin to stack your hands over one another’s until you reach the 6th hand, yours. “no way! you totally did that on purpose!” you say, shooting jake a glare with a pout; knowing that he was very inclined in math so he probably figured out what number he needed to say to get you to be the one to take the shot. 
“no! i swear!” jake says, smiling at you while throwing his hands up in surrender, his accent thick as ever. you wince at the taste of the alcohol as you take the shot, the small shot glass making a clinking sound as you set it back down on jake’s bedroom floor. 
the two of you were currently sat across from one another in crissedcross position as you played a korean drinking game. one you and jake used to play at the beginning of college whenever the two of you would gather with your friends and drink over the weekend. today, however, was just and jake. it was originally going to be a lot more of you but when you arrived jake told you that everyone ended up cancelling and when you said that you should head home and study instead of drink, jake convinced you to stay. 
you were now about 5 shots in while jake had only taken 2. “that’s not fair, i’ve drank way more than you have.” you complain to jake, a pout still on your face as you refill the shot glass. the scent of the clear liquor finding its way to your noses. 
jake watched you adoringly as you poured the shot, your bottom lip still jutting out, instinctively; he bites down on his own bottom lip as he watches you. “okay, ready?” you ask as you screw the cap back onto the soju bottle and jake nods. a smile on his face as he watches you brush your hair away back, giving him a clear view of your collarbone and neck, now a slight shade of pink because of how much you had drank. 
red hearts red hearts
that’s what i'm on yeah
you and jake once again start the game, repeating the singular word 6 times but now it was your turn to yell out a number. 
“9!” you shout and one by one, you and jake place your hands over one another’s until you reach the number nine. luckily, this time it was jake’s hand, meaning he had to take the shot. you laugh at jake, happy that he finally lost and would take a shot, he smiles at your reaction and picks up the shot glass, bringing it closer to his lips. just as he’s about to take the shot, he stops. 
“y/n, can i tell you something?” he asks and your mouth falls open. “yeah. AFTER you take the shot. you’re not getting out of this one.” you say, bringing your hand up to his and motioning his hand towards his mouth, drinking the shot. small droplets of the soju leak onto your hand and out of jake’s mouth and instictively, you wipe the soju off of his lips. you blink at him a few times after you realize what you just did and jake swore he saw fireworks and sparks fly just from that small gesture. 
“um, okay. here let me fill it up again.” you say, grabbing the shot glass from his hand to refill just so you could move on from the awkward interaction. “wait!” jake says, grabbing your wrist, causing you to look up at him. his eyes shimmering in the light like it held the universe in them. you weren’t sure if it was you or the alcohol but you hadn’t fully realized how handsome jake was, especially tonight. his cheeks slightly red and his hair wasn’t styled but still fell so effortlessly well across his forehead. 
jake on the other hand, hasn’t stopped thinking about how pretty you looked since you walked into his apartment. your hair was tucked behind your ear and you wore that lip gloss that he secretly liked on you. it left your lips looking so pink and plump and he couldn’t help but think of what they tasted like. the lips… not the gloss. 
your lips were a bit bare, the gloss having worn off every time you took a shot, but he couldn’t stop thinking about how soft they still looked. like pillowy clouds.
the two of you were just staring at one another and it happened in a blink of an eye. jake was leaning over to you, softly cupping your face, and bringing you closer to his face. “can i kiss you?” he asks, voice low as he looks down at your lips. you slowly nod, thinking to yourself that jake’s lips have never been more tempting. “use your words, please.” jake says and once again, you nod followed by a soft yes. as soon as the 3 letter word leaves your lips, his are on yours. 
don’t you want me like i want you, baby?
don’t you want me like i need you, baby?
when you and jake pull away from the kiss, although short, it felt like it was a moment that was just waiting to happen. jake pulls away and his eyes slowly flutter open and he sees you, looking up at him with doe eyes, mouth still slightly open. 
“was that ok?” jake says sheepishly. “more than okay.” you say, a smile on your face as jake takes a seat back down. your thumb flies over your mouth as it graves over your lip. you glance over at jake and he’s leaning back on his hands, a smirk on his face. “what are you smiling at?” you ask, teasingly. 
the smile on jake’s lips grow wider as you ask the question. “nothing, i’ve just been waiting to do that for a while now.” he confesses, a surprise to you because your feelings for jake have always been surpress, fearing that it would ruin your friendship and of those around you. 
you slowly stand back up and jake watches your figure make your way over to his spot on the floor. you take a seat on his lap, a bold action that without the alcohol, is something you would’ve never had the courage to do. jake accepts your gesture, tightening his body so that he could carry you on his lap, otherwise; he would’ve melted right into you. wrapping your arms loosely around his neck, you play with his hair a bit, before you say anything. 
“what took you so long then?” you ask and jake could’ve sworn that he could feel his heart beating out of his chest. he’s never felt this around a girl before and quite frankly he hopes that he’ll never feel it with any other girl but you. you lean down and give jake another kiss but to his disdain, the kiss was too short so shifts his weight forward, grabbing your waist with one of his arms as he brings you back closer. connecting your lips once again, this time the kiss is more intense. a type of passion that you had never experienced with any of your previous lovers and hookups. 
a type of feeling that only jake could give you. 
after what felt like you two were kissing for eternity, the two of you pull away to catch your breath. you stare at one another, both of your lips a bit swollen as you try to steady your breathing. suddenly, jake leans forward, grabbing the bottle of soju and pouring another shot. his arm, still wrapped around your waist, holding you steady as he pours the shot. he hands you the small glass as he takes the bottle of the soju for himself. 
“geonbae.” jake says as he takes the shot. you chuckle, finding him cute whenever he says korean words with his australian accent.
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laaailuh · 1 year ago
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-TROPHY WIFE PT.2🏀
╰┈➤PART 1
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-pairing: basketball player!e42 miles x fem!black!reader
-genre: fluff
-summary: What it’s like to date Visions Academy’s most prominent basketball player.
a/n: I am obsessed with making these.
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MILES MORALES who always needs you by his side to help him choose out of his D1 offers.
“What about this one? Their program seems pretty nice.” “Yeah but baby, it's in Texas.” “So?” “Im not tryin’ to be 1000 miles away from you so another nigga can think he has a chance, fuck no.”
MILES MORALES who continuously reminds the cheerleaders that flirt with him that he's taken whatsoever and not interested.
“That crossover trick you did was so good.” “You should totally teach us some time.” “Nah. My girl can teach you how to get your ass beat though? She crazy.”
MILES MORALES who will give you private basketball lessons. Even though you weren't the best at playing, you still wanted to learn it because it was something that he loved deeply.
MILES MORALES who needs reassurance/ comfort when he gets injured during his basketball season.
“I cant rest Ma, scouts dont look for the player who sits out the most.” “You’re injured though, you need to lay off your ankle.” “Nah I have to-” “Basketball will still be there for you when you heal, so please just rest baby.”
MILES MORALES who tries not to let a fight escalate on the court if another player trash talks or purposely trips him. He wanted to show you that he was bigger than that. 
MILES MORALES who will try and convince you to get him the new 2k game that comes out every year.
“Please mami, they added more moves and everything.” “Miles, you play the actual game in real life, you don't need it.” “But I wanna create a sexy ass basketball player.”
MILES MORALES who will leave his jerseys at your house intentionally because he knows you like to wear it to bed or to his games.
MILES MORALES who lifts his shirt up to dry his face when he's sweating. This makes you go absolutely feral and he knows it too.
MILES MORALES who will take you out to eat after school before one of his games, he wants you to have enough energy to cheer for him.
MILES MORALES who loves when you get your nails done with his jersey number on it.
“You like my new set?” “Mhmmm….I love them baby.” “Now we have to do that tik tok trend where I show my nails on your pants.” “You stay wanting to do that huh?”
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n3ptoonz · 11 months ago
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Part 2 of MK1 men pushing the reader to a wall while kissing them, please? 😊
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i mean i GUESS i can do that 🤭 since you asked so nicely! part one here
how liu kang, reiko, sub-zero, havik, johnny cage, scorpion, and geras go about pushing reader to the wall while kissing them
just know it may not show the long pauses i took while writing this but know IT HAPPENED!! THE THINGS I DO FOR YALL🫵🏾don't say i never did none😫
havik's regeneration mentioned. i've also been told havik looks like that on purpose so like, let's act like he can make his face go back to where it was for the sake of shits, giggles, and pandering XD
tags: @luna18night20 @momopad
warnings: suggestive, fluff elements, sphinx tried her best, there will not be a part 3 im sorry y'all 💔 BUT shao and kenshi are here
Liu Kang
Liu Kang was rarely ever rough with you. In fact, the only way he'd do it is if you either verbally say it's fine, or if he knows you're poking the bear just to get a reaction. And when you get a reaction...there's no going back. You've kissed with your back to the wall several times, and every time was gentle and loving and laced with care. However, if you've presented that you were that desperate for him to give you the attention you deserve, he will gladly be a little rougher in pushing you back with his lips on yours. Just be prepared for him to leave some handprints on your waist.
Reiko
Reiko is a warrior. Hardened by battle and discipline, so the way he kisses you usually starts off that way. He can't help it. Not only is it the way he was raised and what he was told a man is "supposed to be", but it also came with how his partners were to be treated. When it came to you his sense of duty and protection spiked every single time. So here you were, well within his unintentional bear hug as your back was against the wall. His kisses always started off like he was going away to war/fight (because he usually was) but he would eventually melt and become smoother because you're by his side.
Sub-Zero
Bi-Han, a truly complex character. I believe that whoever captures his heart will be the main obsession in his life. In this case, it is you. He constantly needs to be on you, around you, see you, hear you, you name it. He can't get enough of your lips and this is especially apparent the way he's almost always pushing you to the wall while kissing you. Can we blame him? He's a tall hunk of touch-starved and the only thing that will satiate that hunger is roughly making out with you every chance he gets all while still knowing how to treat you like a porcelain antique.
Havik
Havik...this guy. Even though I'm pretty sure it's not canon I still feel like he'd regenerate and degenerate for fun and for different purposes/occasions. For the sake of my sanity I can say I found him fine as hell before his face got fucked up, and so did you. But you don't mind him either way because you love his crazy ass. Allow me to set the scene: You say something snappy to get his attention and boom...he regenerates his facial wounds just to back you against the wall and shut you up with pure smugness and arrogance behind his kiss. But, this is what you wanted, nonetheless. And you'd do it again!
Johnny Cage
Who's to say Johnny Cage wouldn't try to get you in one of his films just so he could keep getting takes of him backing you to a wall and kissing you? For Elder God's sakes, he's the one who wrote the script! And of course it's something dramatic like him being a villain that captures the hero and tries to convince them to ditch their position to be with him. Dude would totally think he's Loki (did i say that bc i think it would be hot if Loki did that to me? ..don't worry about it!) He's for sure fucking up his takes on purpose and you know this, but you only pretend to be irritated and maybe even fuck up a few yourself.
Scorpion
Kuai Liang, the romantic this man is. Like Liu Kang, he's never rough with you. Except it would take a little more convincing to let him know it's fine for him to act on his feelings when he wants to. With him, his kisses are slow and gentle. They will always start off like that even if he has a hard day. All he wants is to hold you, but it's like whenever your back hits the wall a gear starts turning in his brain. The idea of you having nowhere to go and enjoying it? Not even an Elder God is pulling him from your embrace. He gets handsy and a lot more affectionate around this time; he's kissing your face, neck, and shoulders too, because why the hell not?
Geras
Geras is a special case. He's an immortal who has never experienced romantic love before. So naturally you will have to teach him some things and even point out things he has observed that can be taken as romantic love. But he's still a man who has seen a lot, so this guy knows what kissing is and how to kiss. Surely you didn't think this giant fine ass immortal being didn't know how to treat his partner? Crazy talk! Understand that when you introduce the classic wall kiss by showing him what to do, he's leaning in to kiss you as he lifts you in his arms with no effort to be found and there won't be kissing going on much longer!
a/n: thanks for reading and i hope you enjoyed! collapses onto the ground
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doveywovy · 4 months ago
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Schrodinger's incest au where tobirama is revealed to have the sharingan mid-battle with the uchiha, so there's no hiding it, and immediately sparks a massive issue along with an uneasy truce- the issue being how did an uchiha end up part of the senju main family?
did his mom deliberately seduce an uchiha to commit bloodline theft, which is what the uchiha elders believe? or, as the senju elders argue, did an uchiha rape his mother? and, this is pretty major, which Uchiha is his fucking dad?
regardless, hashirama and madara both come down on the gentler side of both those arguments, which is that regardless of how it happened tobirama is a senju-uchiha kid and he can't be held responsible for either of his presumed parents actions. So there's a very uneasy peace but it is happening, and Tobirama is spending a lot of time with the Uchiha while they try to figure everything out (under constant surveillance of course). and two things happen
Madara is slowly convinced that Tobirama is actually his half-brother. Some of his behaviors remind him immensely of his now-dead siblings and parts of his appearance remind him of Tajima, and, ultimately, he wants it to be true. He wants another little brother. His memories of his dad are already kind of fucked from Tajima prolonging the war and forcing the end of his friendship and refusing peace treaties when Hashirama took over the Senju, so he's okay besmirching his memory more if it means he gets to have a new little brother out of it. He wants the peace to hold and Tobirama as a connection between him and Hashirama and- this war stole his other siblings from him. It's kind of like the universe giving him something to make up for it?
2. Izuna is convinced tobirama is the product of one of the low rank civilian merchants who barely counts as an uchiha. and tobirama's mom probably did this on purpose in the hopes of bloodline theft, and she just got very lucky that it actually worked out. He still hero-worships his dad and would be deeply devastated if it turned out his dad had cheated, so he absolutely REFUSES to believe it.
and then. it also becomes a matter of necessity to him because he's falling in love with tobirama now that they're spending a bunch of time together outside of battle, outside the concept of enemies. and thrice-removed cousins getting married is the norm to the uchiha but half brothers would be super gross even to them. So he can't be tajima's son too.
so at a certain point it turns into like
madara, kind of crazy from grief: he's totally our brother because sometimes he sneezes exactly like my dead little brother did and if anyone says hes not im going to explode
izuna, very horny: he's NOT our brother he's nothing like ANY of our brothers, and he clearly mostly takes after his senju mom and NOBODY MAKE THIS WEIRD FOR ME
tobirama, meanwhile, is struggling alone and mostly internally with the massive changes to his self-identity. could someone please pause in fighting over who his dad is and help him out?
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destinysbounty · 1 year ago
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Where did we all get the idea that Pixal isnt just as self-destructive and sacrificial as Zane??? Like, shes been just as bad as him since day one, the only difference is that shes better at actually surviving all of her big heroic sacrifices.
Like that time Lloyd was all "no wait dont go into the Oni death cloud, we dont know if youll survive" but she was just like "bet" and came out unscathed like the total badass she is.
Or in s11 when she was fighting the Preeminent, Wu went "Pixal please for the love of the fsm dont overload your systems with a ton of electricity directly from the city power grid, that could kill you" and she did it anyway. And again, she survived because Pixal is just like that.
And before you say, "oh haha she learned it from Zane", uh no she didnt. She was being self-sacrificial as early as season 3 when she refrained from telling Zane that the city-wide EMP would cut her power too so he wouldnt be distracted, and didnt want him to see her shut down. Or in season 4 when Zane found her in pieces and she tried to convince him to go on without her.
Like, if i wanna get deep about it, i could say that both Zane and Pix exhibit self-sacrificial tendencies as an extention of their devotion to their established purpose - Zane was built to protect, and Pixal was built to assist. In her own words as she lay dying in Zane's arms: "I am to assist, I assisted." And sure, i could also get really emotional about how they both seem to be incapable of recognizing their individual self-worth outside of what they believe to be their PurposeTM. And how the beauty of their relationship is that while they fail to see their own worth they are able to see the worth in each other. Zane and Pixal see each other not as protectors or assistants, but rather as intimate companions (whether you interpret that romantically, or if youre like me and hc them as a qpr).
Of course, for once im not in the mood to be angsty about Pixane (shocker, i know) and i actually wanna talk about how theres a lot of untapped comedic potential in this idea.
Like. One day the whole team rallies around Zane to lecture him about his abysmal self-preservation instincts, but the moment Zane complains that they should be lecturing Pixal too bc shes just as bad as he is, Lloyd goes "yeah no shes exempt from criticism bc death respects her too much to actually let her die for real." And then he and Pix do a little fist-bump while Zane slowly dies inside.
The FSM absolutely has favorites, and the fact Pixal has survived this long is proof of that.
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yawntu · 2 years ago
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ASS OR TITS FOR THE ATWOW GUYS RN IM BEGGING IT CAN BE QUICK 💳💥💳💥💳💥 Rotxo, Aonung, Neteyam and Lo’ak please please please
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a/n: alright, i’m going to be hearing you out this time. I was working on a totally different request about these specific guys so if that one’s yours too I promise it’ll be done by the end of the night but I got a little carried away with how each of them feel about your tongue ring and it’s way longer than this. This ask was quicker for me and I could publish it while I ate a little snack (this took me less then a half hour and I did it while I ate I promise i’ll get around to editing and proofreading LMAO). Fem body descriptions to fit the nature of the prompt. warning: tumblr mobile eats the end of my fucking posts for some reason
pairing(s): Ao’nung x f!Reader, Neteyam x f!Reader, Rotxo x f!Reader, Lo’ak x f!Reader
word count: ~ 100 words each
warnings: NSFW / MDNI. Female bodily descriptions, Spicy but not extremely explicit smut, Fondling, Public display of affection / public play (Ao’nung), Breeding? (Ao’nung), Impact play (Neteyam), Rough doggy (Rotxo), Analingus if u squint (Rotxo), Nipple play (Lo’ak), lmk if I miss pls I suck at warnings
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꧁ Ao’nung: Can not help but love your boobs. Everything about them. Between their shape, the intoxicating weight of them in his palms, and the fact that they'll feed his kids one day it is obvious why he would obsess over them. These reasons are all valid in his mind, but more importantly to him- other people notice them as well. He can't help but make sure you know they belong to him.
Everyone thinks Ao'nung is an ass man and while I'm sure Ao'nung loves pulling you back by your pretty little tail so he can listen to the sound of your pretty ass bounce against his thick thighs and toned lower stomach- but Ao'nung is a boob man. There's something hypnotizing about the way the fat of your breasts bounces anytime you jump into the water or the way your colorful little tops always rise from your breasts when you convince him to play in said water with you on your shared downtime.
He can't help wrapping one of his big palms around them- squishing and kneading at the flesh anytime he finds the chance. Not only does he get to squeeze your very pretty boobs, but he also gets to hear the pretty annoyed whine you always give him. Some half-hearted comment about how people could see what he was doing. As if Ao'nung could possibly care what anyone thinks; it's bold of you to act as if you do not know that his favorite thing in all of Pandora is leaving wine-stained bruises all over the expanse of your tits for everyone to see.
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꧁ Neteyam: loves everything about you, he couldn’t possibly favor one part of your pretty little body could he?
How can he pick? If someone had told him to choose the best part of your body or die he might just have to say a prayer and meet Eywa. He spends a concerning amount of time thinking about groping at every inch of you. Out of all of the people in Pandora, he is definitely the most enamored with you. So enamored he genuinely does not have a conscious preference. If he reflects on the way he naturally reacts to your body though, he would have to say that he was an ass man.
What can he say? He grew up with pretty strict rules and his own self-imposed regulations. Something is just so satisfying when either on purpose or accidentally, you break said rules. He relishes in the domineering feeling that blossoms in his wide chest and sinks down into his twitching stomach as he gets to toss you down over his legs. Relish in the sharp sound of his smack at the round of your ass while you blabbed and moaned about how sorry you were. Neteyam can never bring himself to truly listen to you though. Too busy watching your skin change colors for him at the command of his controlled strikes.
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꧁ Rotxo: is the most ass man to ever appreciate ass. You can convince him to do just about anything if you bend over and flick your tail at him.
It's embarrassing how quickly he'll say ass. He's obsessed with it. He can't even hide it from your close circle of friends. Unapologetically zoned out, swaying back and forth on the balls of his feet as he watches your pretty little form walk down the beach and away from him. It's why he is so enthusiastically ruthless when he's got your frame bent over in front of him in doggy. Eyes feasting on the ripple of your ass as he slams into you. He can't even hear how you beg him to slow down over the clap of your ass and the thud of his own heart in his blushing ears. He swears the undulation of the way the skin ripples against the force of him makes you prettier than the sea herself.
Walking next to you just doesn't feel right if he isn't grasping at the fat of your hips or thighs. He has to force himself to be decent in public, but to him, it's just not fair. Why would his mate have such a nice ass if it wasn't for him to hold? Eywa forbid he isn't laying his head on the plump of your ass any time you lay on your stomach, it's to make up for how little he can touch you during the day. He'll bite, lick, and paw at it all night if you'd let him.
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꧁ Lo’ak: Knows what he likes. He doesn't hide how much he likes you, but you know how much he likes loving you in the privacy of your own home. There's nothing that gets him through the day quite like knowing he gets to lay down with your boobs in his face and you're sweet enough to let him use you how he wants.
Tits. He'd have to put a lot of thought into it because to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of watching the two of you interact would have sworn your mate was utterly obsessed with the fat of your ass considering how often his hands were attached to it. Lo'ak is not shy in the slightest with you, so playful smacks and grabs are commonplace no matter where you happen to be bent over. That, however, is only what he lets people see. This was only him being considerate of those forced to endure being in the same area as the two of you.
What people do not know however, is the second the two of you are wrapped in the comfort of privacy his pretty plump lips are almost always leaving sloppy open-mouth kisses up the expanse of your pretty azure chest and toying your nipples with his tongue until his spit is dripping off of you. He can't help but find comfort in listening to the flutter of your erratic heartbeat and your pretty little sighs as he tries his very best to make you cum just like that. It helps him unwind from his often busy days and it even helps you relax and drift off to sleep. How is he meant to spend a single night without your pretty boobs in his mouth?
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artificialbreezy · 4 months ago
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AN: roommate!Matty has been living in my head rent free, so plz enjoy these headcanons bc i don’t know man. i’m convinced. (i do have a one shot in the works i swear!)
NSFW under the cut ◡̈
Matt originally offered you to move in with him because he’s gone most times, he needs someone to water his plants and love on his dogs and he knew you needed a new scenery so why not?
he didn’t expect to really want you around 24/7, he called and texted OFTEN when he was gone
it turned into routine to send Matt a morning, midday and night selfie he did the same
he loved when he send him bonus selfies of you in his shirt, “it’s just so comfy, dunno if you’ll get it back Matty.”
he lowkey lost it the first time you called him Matty
“yeah that’s what you think honey, i do the laundry when im home. i can take it back.”
so the laundry? he definitely insists on doing yours too, so he can steal your panties he totally nuts in them before rewashing them and giving them back
Matty who even puts your clothes on your bed!! and finds your toys
Matty who walks into your room bc he hears you whimper and he panics bc what if you’re crying!! and he opens the door to see your naked body on your bed and your hand between your legs and all he can do is stare before he’s walking to your bed and pulling you against the ledge so he can help
Matty who purposely puts your coffee cups on the shelf above the normal ones “i forget!!” but really he just wants to watch your shorts go up a little bit
Matty who starts walking around in just his boxers cause he wants to make you falter when he talks to you
Matty who’s hand stays on your upper thigh more times than a roommate ever should
feels the goosebumps on your legs as he moves his hands closer to your center
“you need something, pet?”
“Matty..”
“tell me if you want me to stop, alright? just wanna make you feel good.”
he’d pinch the inside of your thigh when you don’t answer him, “need words, pet. cmon, you can do it.”
“please, just do something. don’t care, just something.”
“those toys really aren’t helping huh? just need Matty to help, don’t you? could’ve just told me. would’ve been more than happy to help sooner. just wanna feel you wrapped around me. that what you want? i know you do.”
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midnight-talescape · 1 year ago
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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉
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。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。+☆+。・゚・。
Not me having to do this twice because tumblr ate the first one
The single character are just the only character I will write for in their fandom because I only find them attractive (no I don't take question for my choice) But feel free to convince me otherwise with nice prompt
𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 𝐵𝒶𝓁𝓁
The Tyrant and His Pet (Yandere Frieza x Reader)
^ art to go with that story I said no oc but im also a hypocrite
Mine (Yandere King Cold x Adopted Reader) <- I will fuck his entire family excluding chill who look like a purple and orange dildo and kuriza whos a literal child
Frieza x Majin Buu’s Sister Reader Headcanon It actually took me 6 months wtf 😭
𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝐵𝓊𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇
Contract (Alpha Sebastian x Omega Reader) I want a demon buler
𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃 (𝐼’𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔)
Trainer and Pokémon are both okay (final evolution and grown up only)
Rage (Yandere Human Gyarados x Reader) no thought mind blank
Sacrifice (Yandere Human Volcarona x Reader) why did i write lava cum
Forbidden (Yandere Greninja x Reader) i will always love forbidden ninja love
Mate (Serperior x Reader) favorite starter no regret
Virus (Various Pokémon x Reader) no comment
Worship (Arceus x Reader) go big or go home
Fire (Arcanine x Reader) dog
Love and Lust (Sylveon x GN Reader)
Undeserving (Ceruledge x Reader)
𝐼𝓃𝓊𝓎𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒶
Heat (Sesshomaru x Half Demon Reader) <- first anime crush
𝒟𝒮𝑀𝒫 (𝒞! 𝒪𝓃𝓁𝓎)
I’m here (C!Philza x Cat Hybrid Reader) Im so fucking sorry
𝒜𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂 (𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒’𝓈 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝒶𝒹𝓊𝓁𝓉)
Prey (Koro Sensei x Reader) Adult need special care
𝒪𝓃𝓂𝓎𝑜𝒿𝒾
Treasure (Yandere Tamamo no Mae x Reader) fluffy tails
𝒟𝒞
Criminal (Yandere Batman x Criminal Reader) I might have a type
Taboo (Brother Batman x Sister Reader) i was so fucking excited for this ;-;
𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 (𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝓊𝓅)
Purpose (Lucius Malfoy x Reader) I have some daddy issue
𝐻𝒶𝓏𝒷𝒾𝓃 𝐻𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓁 + 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓋𝒶 𝐵𝑜𝓈𝓈
Deal (Alastor x Reader) not me remembering Alastor doesn't brush his teeth
Lust (Asmodeus x Succubus Reader) I love mister rooster guy
Soul(Alastor x Overlord Reader)
Eyes(Vox x Reader)
Wish(Zestial x Overlord Reader)
𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒 𝑅𝓊𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓂 (𝓈𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽)
Cookie & Cream (Yandere Dark Cacao x Reader x Yandere Pure Vanilla) It's definitely call cream, I don't take argument
𝑀𝒾𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓁 𝒪’𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶 (𝒴𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓂𝓃)
Princesa (Miguel O’hara x Reader) I love writing hate sex
Needs (Alpha Miguel O’hara x Beta Reader) I want this man to do so many illegal shit to me
Washing Machine (Miguel O’hara x Reader) help me stepbro
Needs and Wants (Omega Miguel O’hara x Beta Reader) this man has so many things that can do so many things to me
Protection (Bodyguard Miguel O’hara x Reader) I will pay big money for this man
Aphrodisiac (Miguel O’hara x Reader) he totally gaslighted you lol
Good Boy (Hybrid Miguel O’hara x Reader) the title has little to no correlation with the story
Mi Diosa (War God Miguel O’hara x Reader) The amount of Miguel i’m writing is getting ridiculous
Secret (Best Friend Miguel O’hara x Hero Reader) I want miguel so badly
Villain (Yandere Villain Miguel O’hara x Hero Reader) I need to remember this is a smut
Hatred (Various Miguel x Reader) i love angst
Killer (Ghostface Miguel O’hara x Shy (?) Reader) very thin line between shy and psychopathic
Little Spider (Stepdad Miguel O’hara x Reader) stepdad miguel lets goooooo
Love(Yandere Ai Miguel O’hara x Creator Reader)
𝒥𝓊𝒿𝓊𝓉𝓈𝓊 𝒦𝒶𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓃
Leash (Wolf Toji x Reader) Bark bark
Master and Slave (Toji x Reader) No thought want Toji to [bleep] me
Discipline (Proffesor Nanami x Student Reader) Look at this beautiful mature responsible man
Liar (Sukuna x Reader) I think regular people will die if they fuck him
𝒥𝑜𝒿𝑜’𝓈 𝐵𝒾𝓏𝒶𝓇𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝒹𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒
Courting(Jotaro x Mermaid Reader)
Blood(Risotto x Reader)
Doll(Bucciarati x Reader)
Savior(Ghost Pucci x Reader)
Kiss or Kill(Yandere Various Stand x Reader)
𝒮𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝑒 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇
Jealousy (Ice Bear x Reader) *insert How bad can I be
Despise (John Wick x Reader) <- this is favorite will recommand
Wine (Thranduil x Reader) Im into some freaky shit
Game (707 x Reader) My beloved
Love (Yandere Kururu x Reader) I dont know why I love him I just do
Captain (Levi x Reader) You can break my neck
Pet (Slenderman x Reader) daddy long leg
𝒫𝓇𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓉
Pearls (Yandere Sea Monster x Mermaid Reader) I had to cut it because I was dragging it on for too long
Intertwine (Genderbend Parallel (?) x Reader) its just a little weird okay
Don't Leave (Yandere Dragon x Reader) Dragon, my love
Obsession (Yandere Wolf x Reader) I have no thought just head hurt, also want a wolf. Doesn't have to be a man just a wolf
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hannahlovesluca · 1 year ago
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hi!! idk if u write for the nijien girls, but can u do relationship hcs for either pomu or shu (one or both separately is fine lol) w a fem s/o? thank you! <3
ofc!!! i write for anyone NIJI related as well as other vtubers!!
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• Pomu in a relationship…
• Pomu is incredibly kind, a huge, huge jokester, but only if you’re comfortable and she knows your boundaries.
•If she accidentally goes too far, you will never hear the end of her apologies, you have to reassure her sm that shes okay :((
• Pomu loves you!! she might not be a big fan of PDA because even though she talks big, shes pretty shy, she wants to show you off she just is too embarrassed to do it herself! if you initiate it, she’ll be happy though <3
• However, when you’re by yourself, she is a huge tease.
• “Are you Mississippi? Cuz youre the only miss who’s piss i sippi ;)”
• Will try to make you cringe on purpose, expect lots of pickup lines
• SHE WANTS TO COLLAB W YOU SM.. fans will already be speculating that you have smth going on because….. she loves collabs, dont get me wrong, but she collabs w you so often!! shes also like 10x more unhinged because i hc that she tends to be a lot more talkative with someone she has feelings for :))
• me personally i see Pomu as more of a best friend, so its kind of hard to write for her but im trying my hardest!!
• she will totally take you to lots of places (disney, universal, tokyo, etc) she wants to show you that shes willing to commit and do anything for you <333
• if you go to Disney, she will definitely make you go to the firework shows and will probably get a picture of the both of you kissing with a heart firework in the bg…
• Overall, Pomu is a soft jokester who wants nothing more than to show you her love. (detect my love who)
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• Shu in a relationship..
• shu is extremely calm, before you guys were dating you genuinely had no clue that he liked you…hes just that good at hiding it.
• the only sign he shows of liking you is that he laughs quite a bit more around you… thats literally it
• HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
• probably jokes about how oblivious you were to him liking you, knowing full well he showed zero signs
• he doesn’t like taking pictures of himself however he takes so many pictures if the both of you… like thats literally the only thing he has in his camera roll (except for luca’s reference sheet, and the sink png)
• he lets you play with his hair a lot! his hair is do soft, fluffy… oh my god. imagine tying his hair into a ponytail, him praying to god that you dont see the light pink adorning his cheeks.. (you did.)
• you’ll probably convince him to give his fans a tiny bit more fanservice LMAOO (nothing crazy, but you’ll probably trick him into saying something or maybe even doing a handcam??)
• speaking of handcams if he ever does one with you he will force you to complete the heart he makes with his hands.. 🫶
• will send you deez nuts jokes.. or your mom jokes..
• OH MY GOD IF YOU HAVE A GC W HIM, LUCA AND YOU 😭😭 you will never see the end of the jokes.
• he lets you do a bunch of tiktok trends w him.. like the one where you mess up your lipstick and it pans to him with the kisses all over his face USHEISBOWUEBSKS
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aarmaudiaries · 8 months ago
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ya’ll i just had the most humbling experience of my life today so i’m gonna talk about it. for context i am in a school that is 6-12th grade, and there’s like a total of like 24 kids in the whole building (this is because it’s specifically a setting for students with mental disabilities and disorders- and is small on purpose to reduce stress levels) so some of my classes are mixed with little 7th grade boys. specifically my gym/health class because i am the “teachers assistant” for some reason (i did not sign up for this somebody save me /j) and basically i was just minding my business with my aarmau meemeows on my desk because a lot of people carry around plushies as like a support item, so i carry around my aaron and aphmau ones on days where i’m having a hard time and stuff. and this little 4 foot boy taps me on the shoulder and goes “those are from aphmau” and i had a fucking HEART ATTACK. i just stared at him and went “yea. you watch her?” and he got all excited. it was very cute. so we started chatting about it and i was like “oh who’s your favorite character of hers?” and he said ein and i was like interesting choice but ok- and we started talking about aarmau since we both knew a decent amount about them n’ stuff- or at least i thought we did. i was fully convinced we were on the same page but then he started talking about what videos he watches and it hit me like a truck. he watches jess’ CURRENT content. he watches COCOMAU. WHICH MAKES SENSE SINCE HES LIKE A SMALL CHILD BUT FOR SOME REASON I DIDNT REALIZE THATS WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT UNTIL HE MENTIONED LIKE A RECENT VIDEO. so i was just sitting there hiding my absolute whiplash while he asked me if i’d seen any of the videos he was talking about- and i confessed to him that i only like her older stuff from like 2016 and he was like “oh. okay.” HE DIDNT LOOK UPSET OR ANYTHING BUT I STILL FELT A BIT BAD. nothing was worse then when i felt like i was aging rapidly though. like oh my god i am an out of touch elderly woman. pleaseeeee someone put me out of my misery or something because that was so depressing.
but the worst part was when class was almost over and i took out my wallet so i could go buy some oreos from the school store once the period ended or something- and i forgot that i have my mcd aaron keychain hooked onto my damn wallet- so i half expected this kid to like notice it and bring it up in front of everyone. which would’ve been kinda embarrassing if i had to explain to everyone in my gym class who mcd aaron was. but alas he didn’t say anything. and it took me a second to realize the reasons he didn’t recognize the damn keychain was because mcd aaron’s design is DRASTICALLY different from cocomau aaron’s design- SO THE LITTLE BOY HAD NO IDEA WHO IT WAS. WHICH WAS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN HIM BRINGING IT UP CAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL EVEN OLDER. GOOD GOD 😭😭😭 IM CRYING LAUGHING WRITING THIS TOO BECAUSE ITS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME AND I DONT REALLY KNOW WHY?? I was just humbled so bad tbh it was very silly.
ANYWAYS YEA THATS MY STORY HOPE YA’LL HAVE FUN WITH THAT LMFAOOO
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pansyfemme · 4 months ago
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out of curiosity did you ever read the one archie comic about betty and reggie dating? and how it made them both happier / made reggie less of an asshole and it was genuinely so good but in the end they went back to dating their ‘correct’ partners (betty with archie and reggie with veronica) i was genuinely obsessed with that comic as a kid and was so upset when they (amicably) stopped dating
okay okay you dont know how happy this makes me. i have stated before that im a massive betty/reggie shipper and im pretty sure that comic singlehandedly convinced me. like reggie is always a fascinating character to me bc he’s mean and rich but.. also kind of a loser? like at least veronica is popular, the people reggie hangs around the most literally. hate him. and i feel like betty is so often alienated from the friend group as well as she’s so often fucked over by both archie and veronica, and jughead’s not into girls.. so reggie and betty kinda.. makes a weird sort of sense? on the surface its like ‘reggie’s such a jerk and betty’s so nice..’ but like. not to defend reggie a bit too much but both of them share a common trait: trying so hard to impress the same people in their lives who will always choose someone else over them (reggie with veronica and betty with archie/also veronica) so like i think genuinly they could really be a good pair .. but it would throw off the group dynamic totally. also, yes betty is nicer- but archie clearly likes veronica more. she’s always the first pick. so i think betty trying out a new partner makes.. a lot of sense. she dated adam for a while (character they made up literally for that purpose, he’s super bland and boringggg) and jason blossom, but lets be real. jason blossom is similar enough to reggie that it’s the same dynamic.. so i think reggie and betty makes so much sense. i want more talking about what a loser reggie is and exploring how he’s not really all that, and more development for betty outside of her relationship to archie and veronica.. so give me more reggie/betty content PLEASE
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noel-levine-fan · 1 month ago
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noel & dorothy parallels (2)
so i made a post before about noel and dorothy parallels but since playing sirius's story which is the bulk of dorothy's content i actually have a lot more to say about that so i thought i'd remake the post!
warning: kinda long
worth noting: im starting with less specific parallels and then diving into the more specific ones, so the first few here are a bit weaker
noel and dorothy both feel somewhat responsible for others. dorothy felt like she "failed" to protect fiona, as well as feeling very responsible for claire and sirius. and noel... well he obviously feels responsible for claire's life, but we know he also in part blames himself for pretty much all of the murders nicholas did, even the ones that didn't involve him at all. this is a broad enough thing that i usually wouldn't point out as a parallel, but there's a lot there besides just that, so i thought i'd include that. to be fair, all the people dorothy feels responsible for are her kids - which, i'm not a parent, but it'd assume that's not an uncommon feeling, versus noel who doesn't have nearly as much of a reason to feel responsible for others
dorothy and noel are both associated with rouge, and it is true that noel is only associated with rouge because he has dorothy's witch's heart, but besides that, their dynamics play out pretty similarly. there's a scene where dorothy is deliberating on what to do - whether to stay in the mansion so she can protect claire if claire comes home, or to leave the mansion with sirius so that sirius won't have to be alone (she wants sirius to run far away because she just found out they're going to murder her in a few days). rouge tells dorothy to stop deliberating, to just make a choice and stop being indecisive, otherwise it'll be a bad outcome for everyone. this is pretty much exactly what happens with noel too - "it's either claire or them! just make a choice already!" - same thing. and dorothy and noel both have the same response - "i like to hope there can be a happy ending for everyone." the dialogue here felt so similar to the dialogue with noel that I'm somewhat convinced this was intentional
here's something that's like - okay, this one is speculation, but bear with me - i always found it odd that dorothy seemed surprised to have a granddaughter. like, if she's spoken to fiona at all since she got pregnant 12 years ago, she'd know that, right? they wouldn't meet and fiona just... not tell her. it implies to me they haven't seen each other since fiona got pregnant. now, they don't seem to be on bad terms before fiona's pregnancy - when charlotte approaches fiona, she's like "aw man, did my mom sign me up for this?" in a rather lighthearted way that indicates to me that there isn't anything imminently wrong between them. when trying to come up with why they wouldn't talk for 12 years, i thought... what if dorothy stopped talking to her because she was worried? dorothy would not be declared the ringleader of witches until just before the massacre, but it's possible she was still seen as a witch. maybe she worried associating with fiona would be dangerous for her. again - total speculation, but it's the most likely reason as far as I can see. if that is the case, it reflects how noel also purposely chose not to talk to someone for 12 years - he chose not to talk to sirius. if my speculation is true, they would have both isolated themselves from someone they cared about for over a decade.
they both have stolen the witch's hearts of a person just killed by nicholas to keep others from using it for harm. noel did to dorothy what dorothy did to fiona. dorothy took it from fiona while she was being horribly murdered because she couldn't stop fiona from being killed by nicholas but couldn't have anyone get their hands on it, noel took it from dorothy after she died to nicholas because he couldn't have anyone get their hands on it. the exact same thing. while we never see her say anything like this, considering she didn't use the witch's heart until she felt she had to, she probably thought something like "i'm not going to use it" when she first got it. noel is the same way - he was very adamant about not wanting to use it, and seemed upset even at the idea. yet, both ultimately caved when they had to use it for claire's sake.
speaking of which - both use the witch's heart for claire's safety, and care about her deeply. and in both cases, the heart being used was that of claire's previous guardian who died to nicholas. dorothy used the heart of her mother, who protected claire by making her stay home, only to be killed brutally, and noel used the heart of her grandmother, who protected claire with that wish from fiona, only to also die to nicholas.
also speaking of which, in regards to the wish dorothy made, both think it's better for claire to forget. they think that what claire went through was painful and that it's best for her to live without all that - though in both cases it feels in part motivated by guilt, like - "she doesn't need to remember me - I couldn't do enough for her anyway"
both insistences of "it's fine if she doesn't remember me, she shouldn't remember" (either by erasing her memories or insisting the memory erasure maintain) end up kind of negatively affecting sirius. in dorothy's case, sirius believes claire just abandoned him. in noel's case, it causes him a lot of conflict where he wants to tell claire about everything but won't - to be fair, that's not entirely noel's fault, he's also just emotionally constipated, but he is frustrated at points with this.
both saved sirius from being killed by nicholas. dorothy in the witch hunt, and noel when he came into the massacre as a monster just before nicholas was about to shoot him. similarly, both saved sirius's life after the death of his current guardian, dorothy after his parents died and noel after dorothy died.
both became the "monster" of the mansion on purpose - dorothy was the monster in the sense that she was "the horrid witch that killed everyone" - and that she gave that iconic speech about how she was an evil witch an all that to keep people away from the mansion so they wouldn't harm sirius. noel became a literal monster, but not just a monster, a monster known to the public, because he would enter the mansion as a monster to scare people away and create a reputation that you shouldn't come here, there's a monster - pretty much exactly what dorothy did, but one of them is only a figurative monster, the other is a literal one. either way, the point is to scare the public away from coming - so that they won't harm sirius. and both neither actually want to hurt anyone - dorothy obviously wasn't actually a witch that would "kill you on the spot," she made an empty threat she knew people would find scary enough to stay away from the mansion (and by extension sirius). if nicholas had already declared her a monster, why not use that to her advantage? noel similarly, was never actually going to hurt anyone - but he knew his appearance was frightening and it'd make people want to stay away just by looking at him. again - if they find you scary, why not use that to your advantage? use it to keep sirius safe?
it's actually kind of crazy how much they have in common. it's not drawn direct attention to (except for maybe the scene where dorothy is like "I want a happy ending for everyone" that one almost feels on-the-nose) but when you think about it there's just So Much There. and that's so interesting, right? it feels like yet another example of the cycle of tragedy that repeats itself. both people trying the same things, making the same mistakes... and it's interesting.
it's especially interesting to think about sirius's hate of "the monster," who in many ways did for him what dorothy also did for him. of course like - we know why he hates "the monster," and i get it - but there's some irony in him hating the monster for dorothy's sake when the specific actions taken by the monster were actions also taken by Dorothy - but in the moments where he wonders where "the monster" was dorothy, it's... IT'S JUST SO INTERESTING. CAN YOU SEE HOW THIS IS EATING AWAY AT MY POOR LITTLE SIRINOEL BRAIN.
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hangeslefteye · 2 years ago
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HCS for having a couple's Only Fans with EREN and REİNER SLIGHT NSFW WENT WRONG!!!
My hand slipped and I accidentally wrote some HC's for owning a mutual only fans with EREN and REİNER oops D: (If there's anything to add feel free)
Eren:As soon as you suggest having an couple's only fans he just jumps right into it lol no convincing,no second time asking..Because the idea of him showing you off to rest of the world and claiming you as his is too overwhelming %100 super excited lol.And the image of poor internet simps paying money just to see him fucking you dumb sends him over the edge D: But you were just too shy and didn't wanted to show faces and make it a secret which kinda turned him off but he does understands </3 by aiming on your tattoos to camera's angles on purpose and making you moan and scream as much as he can lol.Do you really thought he would understand???Like really??Honestly modern au Eren too would have LOTS of tattoos so people could tell its him but no.He wants your star to shine lmao.You guys can deff make some money out of it and get somewhat popular tho nothing big.Yet i can totally imagine one day Connie just comes along to show Armin and Jean a peek of his favorite sexual content AND THEY FROZE like???IS THAT????NO WAY?? Somebody just bleach Jean's eyes he's disgusted afff lol.And Armin poor baby baby Armin D: Connie is just clueless goes around saying things like 'Aren't this types of tattoos so popular at the time?Eren too has one lol' D:::: 'Look at the coincidence his name too Eren haha' his laughter slowly dies as he realises D::: Jean is just wondering how stupid Connie might be as he hears you literally screaming Eren's name OwO they silently and guiltly look through the entire content deadpanned D: And how they WİSHED IT WOULD BE THEM fucking you in front of THAT mirror holding you close possesively as you mewl THEİR name in a bliss, instead of Eren's. Just like many other man did.
Reiner:Ofc has heard about only fans but never even thought about it until you bring it up and TERRIFIED of the idea of someone close to you two discovering it!!(CAN YOU IMAGINE PORCO FINDING REINER'S ONLY FANS?????) Honestly at first he will only accept it for your sake but then again he easily goes out of his way just to please you at everything :') Only fans is just one of many <3.This also can be his way of telling the world that he is entirely yours and proud.Yeeet he's kinda shyy so wont show his face.But this makes everything better???Like his body is so hot and no face thing makes him incedibly mysterious.I wont even talk about his natural talent he so efortlessly good at this.Like think of him triying to get a bj without choking their s/o but gracefully fails and you are stupid drooling,coughing mess D: I can see BOTH FANGIRLS AND FANBOYS going crazy over him and at one point you might be like???Hello I'm there tooo????But can you blame fans?? He's just waaay too pretty even without his face showing. As a result you two make good money with it so neither of you don't complain xD UNTIL your page literally BLOWS!! and everyday people talking about it.Just imagine sitting at a bar with Reiner and people next to you casually talking about a video of certain 6'3 mysterious blond man fucking their s/o on air while they look like a tiny rag doll over him and reiner gets choked on his drinkk xD he accidentally becomes a national porn star :D Honestly he didn't even think he could make any money out of it??Let alone his videos going viral??Neither did you so this was a interesting suprise for both of you.In the end this is where you two decided to drop it but his legacy lasted a looong time xDDD On the other hand do you think Karina can tell it's her son that's moaning???BECAUSE SHE ABSOLUTELY HAS SEEN İT :D
+I accidentally pimped out Reiner IM SO SORRRY xD BUT HE'S SUCH A PRETTY BABYYYYY AHAHAHZGXCX <3 also I REALLY dislike Karina :P
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beesmygod · 2 years ago
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JJBA PART 5, VENTO AUREO IS THE UNDERBAKED MESS I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT FIXING...PART 2
FIX 1: MORE KOICHI FOR THE MASSES
koichi! we love koichi, don't we folks? i know i do.
who's koichi? oh shit, that might be hard to explain.
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pictured: koichi, in his dormant, yet most powerful, form.
if you DON'T recognize this little gremlin above, his appeal might be totally lost on you, and his appeal is necessary to understand if i'm going to convince you of what a fucking missed opportunity his narrative purpose could have been.
that's koichi hirose, the short king of morioh. i didnt think i would like him at all after realizing he was being set up as the deuteragonist and companion to the titular jojo of part 4, josuke. like, who the fuck was this little dork? get outta here! im here to see the joestars kidnap children and have homoerotic adventures. i am not here to be subjected to the trials and tribulations of a friendless, spineless, standless dipshit. i assumed he was going to be the designated joestar hypeman for the chapter, a role usually carved out for precocious children.
wrong! koichi gets hit with the stand arrow (the arrow the gives you stands, remember this) early on and gets dragged into a frightening battle of good versus evil right in his own backyard. the arrow and the responsibility that comes with it acts as the main catalyst for his transformation from nottie to hottie. in contrast to the bastardly joestars and their ilk, koichi is a genuinely kind, empathetic, and honest person; he's intended as a foil to the mischievous josuke. he brings to the table the platonic ideal of an every-man who rises gallantly to the challenges thrown at him because its the right thing to do. the series folds koichi as a main cast member to the point where he is one of the very few people on planet earth to draw a smile and praise out of jotaro kujo.
who's jotaro kujo? uhhh.
hmm. i'm getting to my point. but it might require a chart:
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POINT: jotaro kujo, the man who probably has with the strongest stand in universe, who appears in 4 chapters out of a total of 9, and who is probably one of the most recognizable and beloved characters in manga history, trusts literally one person on the entire planet: koichi hirose.
SO:
when koichi shows up in part 5 right from the jump to act as the part 4 connective tissue, there is absolutely no reason why he can't stick around for longer than he does canonically so that he can satisfyingly fulfill his role as official vibe checker. let him be important!
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oh my god, i can hear jojo fans groaning as they scroll through all that shit. so what?! did you make me read all that just to say "there should have been more koichi?!"
look, i need to make sure "we're" all on the same page and understand the perspective i'm coming from. "we", in this case, being the audience of both jojo fans this is primarily aimed at and fandom rubberneckers (greetings friends) who shouldn't have to comb a wiki exhaustively to decode my unhinged ramblings. it's essential background info that koichi is a fan favorite both in canon and in fandom. we gotta understand the role he wound up playing in the overarching struggle of good versus evil in his hometown to understand his narrative role in part 5.
YES. there SHOULD have been more koichi! but not just because we like to see him! he provides an established, trusted moral backbone for the audience. his reputation as a reliable guy is such that jotaro sends him on his own to investigate a young man who may be related to the dreaded bisexual nemesis of the joestar bloodline, dio brando. this is a big fucking deal. if dio has a kid that's really bad. how many backup plans did this guy have (answer: dude you have no idea).
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ugh! part 5 koichi! if you really want to scream look up how he looks in the rohan spin off series.
in ep 1 of the "golden wind", koichi arrives in italy looking for our new jojo, giorno giovanna (who sucks, but that's a whole kettle of fish we can only barely touch on now). koichi, who has the street sense of one of those dogs that gets carried around in a luxury purse, instantly gets robbed by petty street criminal giorno in a rare burst of personality never seen again after this initial story-line.
okay whatever. after skipping a few eps, giorno and koichi team up to defeat the first stand together after drawing its ire during giorno's weird mafia test. the stand, black sabbath, stabs its victims with a stand arrow (the arrow that gives stands), causing them to either die or gain powers. this might be controversial, but its my personal opinion that its probably not good for a mafia to have a factory that creates jerks with super powers and its right to try to shut that down. after the fight, giorno reveals his dream to koichi of joining the mafia with the explicit purpose of reforming it from within. koichi promises not to report to jotaro about the fact that there's ANOTHER STAND ARROW until after giorno is initiated into the gang. god. jesus christ.
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first of all, this GANG-STAR thing is the silliest shit anyone has ever heard. this is literally his for real goal throughout the entire story-line. which could have been great! but people within the fiction should react to this like hes telling them he's going to invent the first bicycle for fish instead of looking at him with the kind of wonder and glory you reserve for jesus christ himself. this train of thought leads to too many thoughts about giorno's lack of personality, so let's set it aside for now. i think giorno should maintain this insane goal, but he should actively have to convince people that he is capable of doing something that fucking nuts.
second, no way would koichi agrees to this absolutely braindead truce lol. koichi doesn't know giorno from adam; the sense we're supposed to get is that koichi innately senses that he's a good guy from his little speech and we, the audience, are supposed to take his word for it. but there is nothing convincing or authentic in how the situation plays out. there's a level of naivety/stupidity applied to the characters involved for this situation to work at all: i dont know why telling jotaro in florida that there's a stand arrow in italy would impact giorno's mafia standing at all. especially considering the arrow breaks and no longer functions shortly after giorno's initiation. koichi should find giorno's dreams and desires spurious and continue his investigation for jotaro, both to impress him and because its the right thing to do. he should also be like "heh, i took care of a stand arrow for you mister kujo". let him have another win. fuck it. why not.
third, koichi doesn't know that the stand arrow is destroyed and i have a hard time believing that he, a victim of said arrow, would do anything other than raise serious alarms over the proliferation of objectively evil stand users in italy where dio's son coincidentally happens to live. the following arc in which giorno and his new team mates go on a hunt for a hidden treasure should have been a series of demonstrations to koichi that italy was being cleaned up by a joestar (as opposed to the danger of being exploited by a brando) and was ultimately in good hands. this would require giorno to get some wins in during this time so he would actually have to do something for a change.
keeping koichi around long past where he does in canon could and should have given giorno a chance to demonstrate a different form of heroism to contrast the pure-hearted pursuit of justice championed by koichi. in eventually winning over a familiar and trustworthy character, giorno would have proved himself to be more than just "dio's son", a fact which should have hung over this part like a dark cloud.
but that's. that's next time.
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non-neutoniangender · 6 months ago
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Well I finally convinced myself to finish watching episode 51. so here we are at the fabled 'split the party and message stops working' moment.
"I just smirk in moster fucker like 'okay' " AABRIA!!!!!!! you did NOT have to do that (thank you that is so funny it made my day)
Like I LOVED the divorced dynamic in Calamity, I am So Here for the exes dynamic. Aabria keeps bringing the best characters to this table.
I am so interesed to see where they go next, they've had such an intense purpose and goal for basically the whole campaign, and now with messaging cut off, they are away from and unable to communicate with peoeple who can tell them what is going on and how to stop Ludinous. I am so curious to see what they decide to do next. Hell this group is in Wildmount, stuck, without teleportation magic, in like the second most remote place they could have gotten.
Also I gotta say. I was really hoping that Aabria was the aeormaton because I knew there was something between them and fcg, and I was kinda hoping for more aabria and sam being in love, because that was good. But Im totally here for Travis and Aabria being old flings.
"It felt... fateful" Matt that is a Very Interesting Choice of Words
"one true god" followed immediately by "...sunny D's fucking face" lmaooooooo. Sam you menace
"but maybe the thing I felt was fear.... dread.. I didn't know they could feel that" oh my god Aabria!!!! that is a Horrifying Concept
God I love this group
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