#total and absolute brainrot for these topics lately

[palahnyook]

But my dreams are full of apples, and in the dark my body slowly transforms into fruit: tonsils shrinking to seeds and lungs to cores. I dream of white flowers blossoming under my nails, as if under ice. Then my nails break, open up like clams, and in the finger flesh there are little sticky fruit pearls.

— Paradise Rot, Jenny Hval

I will travel far beyond the path of reason Take me back to Eden, take me back to Eden

— Sleep Token, Take me back to Eden

[witlesswitnesstm]

I have been thrown head first into the Alan Becker fandom, so here are my headcanons for each of the characters

• Blue: He/him, 19ish years old

Only cis guy, totally a stoner, absolutely has blazed it with Yellow, has a genuine problem with netherwartz, has gotten really good at measuring by eye

• Yellow: They/them, 20 years old

Intelligent in most areas except socially and emotionally, has probably figured out a way to staple their glasses to their face so they don’t fall off in battle, second in command when TSC isn’t there

• Green: Any pronouns, 17 years old

The most tiktok fuckboy to ever exist, I think they’d legit love brainrot humor. I think they have the typical story of a confident front but they’re actually a bit of a softie on the inside. That isn’t to say her confidence is fake, but it’s not all there is to her

• Red: She/they, 17 years old (youngest)

The most passionate, feels very strongly about most things, probably debates TSC about a bunch of different topics. I think she has an inferiority complex and is trying to prove herself to everyone, but keeps failing

• TSC/Second: He/they, 18 years old

Aroace, Jaded shonen protagonist, very headstrong, a little sick of everyone’s shit but would sacrifice the world for them, very curious and excited to learn new skills. He can get pretty introspective, and has a math/science > English/history brain, probs also has insomnia cause he’s so tired during the day, probs has ADHD too

• Purple: He/him, probably same age as Red

Trans guy, very closed off, lets no one see his insecurities, seemingly unrequited crush on green, not good with emotions at all. I feel like he mostly relied on his facade of confidence until it just started cracking more and more. He desperately seeks approval from everyone even slightly older than him.

• TCO/Chosen: They/them, mid-late 20s

When they went to the outer net with TDL, they were mostly just looking for some kind of cathartic release from all the anger they held towards Alan, until they realized the consequences it had on real people and websites. They thought they were this kind of liberator figure when in reality, they were just pointlessly destructive. Them and TDL dated for a short period of time after they arrived in the outernet. They only had each other for a while and the shared trauma they had faced together sort of swept them up into a relationship. Also they have PTSD

• TDL/Dark: He/him, slightly younger than TCO

He never let go of his anger. They never went into the outernet with the goal to liberate, they went in to destroy as much as possible so they wouldn’t have to feel the pain of processing what they were made for. He figured if he could finally get rid of all computers, then his code wouldn’t force him to be aggressive anymore. He was genuinely proud of his project and thosught TCO had the same ideals as him. He also has PTSD

• Victim: He/him, early 30s

By far the weakest of the hollowheads, dresses very formally, and was fully aware of what he was doing to Chosen

[soupthatistohot]

Sk8 headcannons because brainrot pt. 6

- Langa learned how to make his own Canadian poutine, and it’s one of the few recipes that he has mastered since coming to Okinawa

- Kaoru cut his hair off in a fit of anger right after high school, but his hair always grew quick fast so he was back to his desired length within a few years (it was soon after this that he mellowed out, started his buisiness, and re-evaluated some of his life)

- Oka has an impeccable gaydar and knew the exact moment that he saw Reki and Langa being all chummy together that they were gonna end up being a couple

- Miya’s first RPG game was Pokémon Pearl, he bought it used from a store when he was five years old.

- I said in a previous post that Kojiro was a pokémon kid... so when he finds out that Miya also likes pokémon....

- when Reki and Langa go to Canada together for the first time, Reki will not admit that he is cold, even when he’s visibly shivering violently.

- Kojiro’s nickname of “Joe” came about when he went to Italy. He adopted a more westernized name when he was there to make interactions with people easier.

- whenever Langa gets hot, he lifts the hair at the base of his neck up to try to cool down a little

- when Reki and Langa start dating, Reki still calls Langa "dude" and "bro" but there's also some pet names mixed in there.

- Kojiro is shirtless around Kaoru as much as possible for two reasons, 1) because it pisses him off 2) because he likes showing off (and little does he know Kaoru is only pissed off because he has a hard time not staring too much)

- and when I say as much as possible, I mean as much as possible. Kojiro doesn't do it at Sia, even after hours, just because that's his place of work, but virtually anywhere else somewhat private is fair game. Especially Kojiro's apartment. He'll cook them late-night dinners sometimes after "S" (because Kaoru demands food) and he will cook shirtless with only a pair of sweatpants on Kaoru will bicker about it with him until the food is done

- Miya and Reki eventually bond over having friends that left them alone, it's late one night at "S" when they get on the conversation topic somehow, and both are kinda tired so they just sit and talk about it while the others are racing. For Miya it's really therapeutic since he's never had anyone to talk about it with, and Reki's just happy the kid opened up to him a bit. After, he ruffles his hair and they get to bickering and teasing by the time the others get back.

- Langa knows how to ice skate decently well, living in a cold climate and all. This also means he knows how to rollerblade.

- Both Kojiro and Kaoru suck at rollerskating/rollerblading. They go together one evening as teens thinking that the other will fail royally and that they'll be fine, but they both end up sucking and falling all over each other. This may or may not have contributed to Kojiro's bi awakening.

- Miya likes bubble tea, Reki is impartial, and Langa doesn't like it. He can't stand the tapioka's consistency.

- Reki played Minecraft when it was popular, though he wasn't particularly good at survival mode. It was still fun though, he always tried to tame as many wolves as possible and mourned every one of his dog's deaths.

- Langa keeps his apartment key on a lanyard, it'd get lost otherwise (something he found out the hard way when he was in middle school)

- Reki has one of those really disorganized wallets that's just absolutely stuffed to the brim with random coupons. He has a rewards card for, like, every single local store, too.

- Kojiro cracks his knuckles (and various other bones) and it pisses Kaoru the hell off. He knows the "you'll get arthritis" argument has no basis in science, but he uses it anyway. Sometimes it gets them talking about how they'll still be bothering each other in old age, and neither of them will admit the fact that they're kind of happy that they think they're going to stick around for the other's entire life

- there's a lot of mutual pining for adult matchablossom, but highschool? That shit's complicated.

- like Kojiro probably had a big fat crush on Kaoru, but he thought he was straight so he was completely unaware of it

- meanwhile Kaoru had a thing for Kojiro, then he fell head over heels for Adam, and sometime after Adam left the picture his interest in Kojiro resurfaced (just in time for him to go to Italy!)

- Miya had a bowl cut at one point in time. He hated it.

- Reki thought "your mom" jokes were funny in elementary school

- Kojiro thought "your mom" jokes were funny in high school

- Kaoru despised "your mom" jokes.

- Shadow was really mild-mannered in high school, he was always the teacher's pet even if his grades weren't the best. He was always good at science, especially biology and Earth science. He started college but dropped out because of financial issues.

- Kaoru totally thought about dying his hair black in high school, but Kojiro talked him out of it, and probably inadvertently complimented his hair in the process of doing so (and that's why Kaoru didn't change it).

- Reki LOVES snapchat filters, and only has the app for that reason. He does not send or recieve snaps, and has no friends on it. Reki always ropes Langa into taking selfies with him with the filters on, and Langa couldn't care less but thinks its nice to have some cute pictures with Reki.

- Miya goes to Reki's house once and lets Koyomi put nail polish on his fingers. He doesn't hate it.

- Reki's mom also offers to feed Miya a meal that is definitely not on his athlete diet, but he feels like he can't refuse the woman, so he just cheats for the night and enjoys his dinner.

- Reki's mom can tell that her son just totally adopted this sassy middle schooler as a younger brother and thinks it's the absolute sweetest thing in the world

- Kaoru started wearing yukatas when he made his calligraphy business, and found that they were actually quite comfortable, so he wore them in his daily life too.

- Langa has done shots of hot sauce at Reki's and Miya's insistence

[irwen-s]

hello you're back! yes mood,, school started for me a couple weeks ago and ive been swamped but our little convos always help brighten my days ☺️

btw i must be on the same wavelength w the anon who just asked about a language offstage bc i was just thinking about that fic today after i reread the fansite gyulrom fic on aff lol. same with bunny's leap...i love ur writing and i would die for bunny joohyun lmao anyways i digress

back to the 2jirom brainrot...98 line are Soft and were each other's first loves so when they got together everything was so clumsy and a little awkward but it didn't matter bc they were learning how to love together

your saerom hc...pain. saerom was so happy for them (2ji were so obvious about their relationship even though they tried to hide it from the rest of the girls for a while) but there was this inexplicable pang in her chest every time she saw jiwon and jisun holding hands or smelled how their scents had started to entangle. she'd catch herself daydreaming about loving and being loved by the both of them and then chastise herself bc she was supposed to be their responsible captain and unnie, not let herself get caught up in these unrealistic fantasies. oh no sol have u sent us on the angst train

some more questions to ponder: did saerom finally crack and confess first even though 2ji were together already? maybe she confesses because she just can't keep bottling it up and wants to get it off her chest, totally not expecting 2ji to reciprocate her feelings. or do 2ji make a move first?

one more thing: what do 2jirom's scents smell like

ok i hope all the questions arent too much tell me if u get tired of talking about abo 2jirom bc i do have other Thoughts to put into your head

but in all seriousness i hope everything is going well for u sol!

- flover anon

oh no you have school too (　ﾟдﾟ) best of luck flover anon please dont die hhhhhh; im glad our conversations help bring you up though!! :D

ah . . . language offstage . . . bunny’s leap . . . all my damn history hshdhshjfjdf once i get through the last of my current prompts i think i might try to continue one of them .^. well see

okay but what gyulrom fansite fic i havent read Anything—

omg jisun and jiwon being unable to hide their relationship . . . like maybe jisun did try to keep up a semblance of professionalism but jiwons always been so affectionate and touchy and after one time jisun tried to create some distance between them but that ended up hurting poor jiwon, jisun just relented.

she ends up being the one who reveals their relationship to the rest of the members because jiwon walks in one day absolutely, completely smothered in jisuns scent

and meanwhile Yeah ive dragged us onto the angst train cause saeroms just a pining wreck dealing with too many conflicted emotions. i think she never plans to reveal her feelings and just keeps hoping theyll quietly die, but then at one point jiwon is just looking at her with the most worried, concerned gaze because saerom hasnt been herself for a long while lately, and saerom tears up and ends up finally spilling all of it out

as for scents . . . honest to god i am So bad at those kinds of descriptions hfhfjjdjffg like legit sometimes i just search up what perfumes certain characters use and then just go from there ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ if you have any suggestions flover anon . . . i am completely open to them

and yeah no worries! i enjoy the 2jirom conversation especially cause i really love this ship ahahaha; if i wanna change topics or something though ill be sure to let you know of course