#tortolita

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CRÓNICAS DESDE EL PATIO: LAS VISITAS INESPERADAS

[serchy2010]

Los cucos

[wordsbyrian]

Team Dad - Alexia Putellas x Reader

Summary: R becomes the team dad, but isn't quite sure how she managed that.

A/N: I had this written before the Bayern game but I wasn't gonna post it yet. Then I saw the photos of Alexia and Pina where Ale looked a proud mom, so you guys get to have it now instead of later. Also this was (kinda) requested by @yourssincerelyj, enjoy my dude.

Living and playing in a different country than your girlfriend is not as easy as some people make it out to be.

It also doesn’t help that both of you are incredibly busy people, having a variety of commitments off the field.

Luckily though, you have both been called up to the national team for camp, meaning that the two of you will get to spend some much-needed time together.

On the other hand, you’re stuck rooming with Mapi at this camp. Don’t get it twisted, she is definitely one of your best friends but rooming with her brings with it unpredictable levels of chaos.

And it always comes at unwanted times, like right now when you and Alexia are attempting to take a nap.

“Hola Tortolitas,” Mapi says, bursting into the room, she stops and takes a look at the two of you curled up under the blankets, “You both better be fully clothed under there.”

“Fuck off Maria,” you say not bothering to lift your head up.

“Ale, can you hurry up and have sex with her so that she doesn’t spend the next two weeks trying to bite my head off?”

“Fuck off Maria.” You more feel Alexia say this than hear it, your face smushed into a pillow with an arm thrown over her.

“Alright,” Mapi says, making noise as she grabs what she came for and heads back to the door, “Remember that we have a team dinner later. Do us all a favor and try not to miss it.” She flees, shutting the door behind her.

With the menace finally gone, you wiggle around a bit trying to get comfortable again, groaning when you can’t.

“Mi amor, stop moving, por favor,” Ale says, pressing her hand to the back of your head.

“I’m trying but now I have an unexplainable urge to kill Maria.”

“Don’t do that.”

“But,” you say with a pout.

“If you kill her, who will look out for Ona, Lucia, and Laia in Manchester while you’re in jail,” she asks, not surprised at all when you just groan in response. “That’s what I thought, now just close your eyes so we can take a nap.”

Doing as you’re told, it doesn’t take you very long to get comfortable against your girl and drift off.

A few hours later, you are very rudely awoken by the sound of who you believe to be Ona, Lucia and Laia giggling.

“Is there anything I can help you three with,” you ask groggily while moving to a sitting position.

“Panos and Jenni sent us to make sure that the two of you actually get up and ready for dinner,” Ona says, looking at her phone.

“And Mapi gave us her key,” Lucia adds as though she can read your mind, this statement is accompanied by Aleixandri holding up the aforementioned key.

“Alright, I’m up so scram,” you say.

“We were told to make sure that both of you get up, meaning Ale too,” Laia explains.

“Are you sure that you want to be the ones to wake her,” you ask, getting out of bed, “I mean if that's what you want, go for it.”

The three younger players exchange a look that lets you know that no they actually don’t want to be the ones to wake your girlfriend up. It’s a well-known fact amongst the national team that La Reina is not a pleasant person after she wakes up.

“I’ll see you downstairs,” you say, closing the door behind them as they practically race out of the room, turning back to the bed you aren’t surprised to see Alexia sitting up awake and alert, “Oh, so you’re done pretending to be asleep now that they’ve left?”

“Your kids, your problem,” she says getting up.

You’re slightly shocked never having heard anyone refer to the younger players as your children.

“Oh, really? So which ones are yours?”

“Patri, Aitana, and Pina,” she says as though it's the most obvious thing in the world, which in some ways it is.

Of course, you can’t let her know that you kind of agree with her so you just roll your eyes and send her back to her own room to get ready.

The topic does get brought back up at dinner and somehow you’re expecting it even less than you had been when Alexia mentioned it earlier.

“Y/N/N, what’s it like having your entire family back in camp,” Jenni asks with a smug look on her face.

“Que?”

“You’ve got your wife and all six of your kids here,” Irene explains, “You must be pretty happy.”

“This joke has just started and I'm already sick of it,” you say, glancing around the table, looking for any signs of who could have started it.

You don’t bother to argue against them calling Alexia your wife because everyone knows that even though the two of you aren’t engaged yet, it’s a matter of when rather than if.

“Hey, Y/N/N is clearly the papa,” Leila says, nudging Mapi who immediately breaks out in uncontrollable laughter.

“If I am the papa, then the two of you are clearly los tios tontos,” you say, causing the rest of the team to break while simultaneously shutting the two clowns up.

While everyone laughs, you feel Alexia lean in to whisper something in your ear.

“I would not mind having six kids with you one day,” she says, causing your cheeks to grow far too warm.

“Six is way too many,” you respond, “Besides, I’d like to marry you for real before we acquire any children that aren’t just adults in disguise. I mean look at what Claudia is doing.”

She turns her head slightly and watches as Pina continues to push her food around creating different images to show Patri and Laia on either side of her.

Alexia laughs a little and you just turn to look at her, eyebrows raised as though to say, my point has been proven.

The joke about Alexia and you being Mom and Dad to the younger players on the team continues for the rest of camp, and many weeks after it, and you find yourself playing into it more often than not.

For example, once while you were playing FIFA with Mapi and Leila, Aitana asked you to be the tie-breaking vote in some argument she and Pina were having. Not even bothering to look away from the TV screen you said to her, “Preguntale a tu mama.”

Ask your mom.

This gets laughter out of everyone lucky enough to be in the room, or at least everyone not named Alexia or Aitana.

Alexia doesn’t laugh because she has been trying her damnedest to not get involved in the silly little argument, even going as far as to try and slip out of the room.

And Aitana doesn’t laugh because well she thought you would actually be the one to stop the argument.

Other incidents include every time you were dumb enough to respond when one of the six, most often Patri, Ona, or Lucia, called you papa.

And worst of all, the time that Pina walked in on you and Alexia making out and proceeded to run out of the room shouting about how she felt like she just saw her parents having sex.

Yea, that one was pretty bad. Mapi and Leila had jokes for weeks after that.

You had thought that the joke would stay within the team and for the most part it had, that is until Laia posted a photo of you sleeping on the bus on her Instagram story with the caption: She really is the team dad.

Naturally, you reposted it saying that is the very reason why Lucia is your favorite child.

This, of course, makes its way around the fans and before you know it, fans of both club and country are singing about you being a dad.

It would be annoying if the songs weren’t so catchy.

When you tell Alexia this during the next camp all she has to say is that she’s noticed.

“How is it that me being the dad has picked up more traction than you being the mom,” you ask her, “You routinely tell your teammates to stop fucking with you, every actual mom I know does that all the time.”

“You just give off dad energy,” she responds, “I don’t know what to tell you.”

“That explains nothing,” you say with a pout that is instantly kissed away, “Did no one see that photo of you looking at Claudia like she just told you about her great day at school?”

“Everyone saw it, but I think you being a dad is just more amusing to them.”

The next day when you walk into the conference room where breakfast is being held, you’re instantly greeted by your six “children” rushing toward you.

“What do you want,” you groan, already feeling a headache building.

This must be how your mom felt having to deal with the shenanigans of you and your brothers growing up.

Instead of any of them answering, Lucia shoves a box into your hands.

Raising an eyebrow, you slowly open the box, chuckling when you see what’s inside.

A black T-shirt with the words “Big Dad Energy” in big letters across the front.

You hold it up to show the rest of the team, not at all surprised when you hear people yelling for you to put it on.

You do and you also take a photo with the six younger women that gets posted on your Instagram.

The caption reads: Just a dad hanging out with her kids.

It isn’t until you’re back in Manchester in the apartment you share with Ona that you find out that Mapi was the mastermind behind the entire idea of you being the team dad.

You might have to kill her after all.

[i-will-talk-fish]

tortolita

[leonarockera]

It's been a long time since I've been so fond of a character.

EN:

S: Hey Dai Bo, do you know what's wrong with this thing? It hasn't wanted to get out of my head since morning…

D: Huh, he seems to like you…

D: Good luck getting that little bird out of your head, heh heh.

S: WHAT?! But I don't want to have a nest on my head! And you better not shit yourself up there!

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That's my sonicsona haha, a mexican "tortolita".

[ocasoinefable]

Siento a la brisa rodar por el cuello, colgarse suave en mis mejillas. Respiro tu aroma latido a latido. Cruzo mis dedos por tu cabello. beso a beso, con mis manos en tus mejillas. son mis ojos sueños y tus ojos luz. son tus suspiros sueños que hacen a mis ojos luz. Me guardo entre el respiro de tus labios, línea a línea,piel a piel, alma a alma. Te doy todas las flores que nacen en mi piel y alma, como el piquito de una tortolita que besa a tus pestañas. Me guardo en tus manos, riego a tu compañia cada hoja ...

[corpsecoded]

tortolita platillo……………

[x---------------------------x]

una tortolita bebé en su nidito bebé. ya está grande así que pronto se irá a hacer su vida sola. ojalá yo también pudiera

[mademoiselleb]

Etel y Aney son un par de tortolitas

[vilhan]

Maldita

Puedo ver a través de ti, tesoro… Ver que no eres feliz —ni lo serás—, y que maldita siempre te tendrás. No te valdrá de Midas todo el oro. No te tendrá este canto que demoro, ni nada nunca bastará jamás. ¡Sedas, joyas, qué aromas tentarás! Pero no casará la brida al toro… No te valdrá el amigo, ni el amado: no te valdrán los libros ni tus prados. ¡Nunca serás feliz, oh, tortolita! Nada valdrá a quien nada habrá apreciado; ¡si buscaras en ti, y no en otros lados…! Pero jamás lo harás: estás maldita.

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CRÓNICAS DESDE EL PATIO: SUCESOS INESPERADOS

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Connecting the Dots Between Drain Cleaning and Household Hygiene Any expert plumber in Tortolita, AZ, will tell you that proper drain maintenance can impact the overall cleanliness of your living space.

[maximusentropy]

Estas tortolitas (Columbina passerina) son de mis animales favoritos, yo sé que son consideradas una plaga porque dañan cultivos, pueden transmitir enfermedades, sus excrementos en grandes volúmenes contaminan y atraen otras plagas, le quitan espacio a especies menos prolíficas entre otras cosas, pero lo siento, a mi me encantan. Son de la familia Columbidae, que incluye palomas y columbinas; existen muchas especies en todo el mundo, y se encuentran en una variedad de hábitats, incluyendo bosques, praderas, montañas y zonas urbanas. Son aves principalmente herbívoras, y se alimentan de semillas, frutas e insectos. Las tórtolas son aves sociales y a menudo se reúnen en bandadas. Son monógamas y forman parejas de por vida. La hembra pone dos huevos por nidada, y ambos padres incuban los huevos y cuidan de los polluelos. Las tórtolas tienen una larga historia en la cultura humana, son aves populares en la avicultura y también se cazan por su carne. Es importante tener en cuenta que no todas las especies de tórtolas se consideran plagas. Algunas especies están protegidas por la ley, y su caza o control está regulada. Además, en algunas regiones, las tórtolas son apreciadas por su belleza y su canto. En general, las tórtolas son aves complejas que pueden tener tanto beneficios como perjuicios para los humanos. Es importante comprender los diferentes aspectos de la biología y el comportamiento de las tórtolas para desarrollar estrategias de manejo efectivas y sostenibles. Esta ilustración la realicé como una prueba de nuevas técnicas de pintura digital en 2013.

#Biodiversidad #Biodiversity #Columbidae #Tortola #Columbinapasserina #GroundDove #MaximusEntropy #Drawing #DigitalPainting #Artwork #Illustration #Art #Science #2dart #Scientificillustration #WildLife #Birds #birdsofinstagram #WildLifeIllustration #Colombia #Medellín #instaart #artistofinstagram #artistsoninstagram #artgallery #artist #zoology #biology #Columbiformes

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[beatrice-reden-official]

Oh, espero estes bien, yo estoy aqui de como V y Uzi aveces su amor lo expresan demasiado -Cyn

Si ya vi, esas tortolitas

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The 5 Best Winter Golf Courses Worth Visiting

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