#top surgery for the win tho

[deadqueerboys]

Waking with a morning wood on your back (ftm trans reader pls, wilbur, quackity maybe? :3)

YES, I LOVE IT.

NSFW HEADCANONS - FTM READER

Quackity and Wilbur (separate)

For Quackity: The reader has boobs // For Will: The reader already had surgery.

Quackity

He's barely awake when he notices the bulge on his pants. He usually doesn't sleep with clothes on, but he is so tired he just threw himself in the bed and fell asleep. Alex looks at you, his hand on your chest as he brings you closer. He was the big spoon, accidentally grinding his hard cock against your ass, he felt guilty, but you were awake too. He smiles, his hand running to your underwear, you slept with no packer and no clothes, just your body and your underwear on. Quackity pulls your boxers to the side, taking off his pants and underwear just enough for him to feel his dick on your pussy. You nod, and he pushes it inside you.

It's quiet until the sloppy sounds start to make noise. He moans and hides his face on the pillow. You close your eyes and decide to enjoy the morning sex without much effort. His hands are now grabbing your hips to make his moves faster and more aggressive, his head spinning from being sleepy and doing such a thing. He looks at your chest, knowing he shouldn't, but he wants to touch your breasts. Alex let his desire get the best of him, running his left hand to grab your boobs and as you whimper, he smiles even more.

Wilbur

Will has been denying sex for some time now, always saying he has better things to do, but also coming back to touch you like he never did before. His hungry gaze is consuming you, you two just woke up and you're already in top of him. He has his hands on your wrists, forcing you to do as he says. You ride his lap, his cock is big and it hurts in this position, the pleasure wins tho, begging for more as you move your hips slowly up and down. He's used to have morning sex, it's his favorite. This thing, a routine, it makes part of him. And he loves it. Even he saying that you could always take more of him, maybe more time of sex or pulling more of his cock inside your tight pussy.

He gets distracted with the scars of your chest in a good way, of course. He says all the scars have a reason or a story, and yours is the story of love, chasing to be the person you dreamed of being. It doesn't matter now, but he sits on the mattress and kisses them, giving each side proper kisses and attention. He even teases your nipples. They are not very sensitive since the surgery, and it still makes you horny, if that's what matter. The room is filled with the wet sound of your pussy being pounded with roughness. He rolls his eyes and moans, he's a mess over you and your body.

[magentagalaxies]

"tour of duty" (the filmed version of their 2002 tour) in general is just kind of a bizarre point for kids in the hall that i haven't really talked to any of them about but is hard not to notice when you look at their entire canon. like it's certainly good - there are some tour-original sketches that i highly enjoy and some live versions of filmed sketches that take a fun creative spin on it, but in general things just feel noticeably strange.

buddy cole specifically tells the fur trappers to "fuck off" (buddy very rarely swears and across all the buddy material i've watched for the documentary he's only said "fuck" 3 times across forty years). danny husk wins an award for being a high school vice principal and at&love isn't acknowledged in the bit. the "is he?" sketch has been revised to pack in as many euphemisms for gay as possible, putting the bit on top of another bit. and of course i have my chicken lady thoughts but i don't want to bias anyone else bc i genuinely want to know what your takes are before i share mine.

and again these aren't all bad choices - i think the danny husk vice principal monologue works really well and may not work as well as a different character despite contradicting the Husk Lore™️. but they're all very distinctive choices

idk there's two reasons i personally give for why tour of duty is so strange (to me at least, maybe other people don't notice). the first is that it comes less than 3 years after their other tour-film, the 1999/2000 tour "same guys new dresses" (also available on youtube!) i fucking love SGND and i'll be up front that it's my preferred kith tour video. but part of what makes SGND so special is that it's not just a recording of the live show, it's a full tour documentary following the guys traveling across the country performing together, occasionally showing full sketches but also delving into the stories behind why the sketches played out the way they did. and, sure, sometimes that means cutting out a sketch that i wish i could've seen in full (rip power of the suburbs) but my life is so much better for having seen the "laser eye surgery gossip" or knowing how much drama that goddamn robot-dog-prop caused.

so to then see tour of duty as a straight-up recording of the live show leaves that element of mystery, that we don't get to know why choices were made because we only see the end result. there was a conscious decision not to shoot tour of duty like SGND - the tour doc didn't do well financially, and they also had more of a reason to document that tour since it was their first time working together since the disastrous fallout of "brain candy," and first big national tour since the show ended. the circumstances were just very different

and that's true both personally and politically bc the second suspected reason for tour of duty's weird tone is you can obviously tell 9/11 just happened. two sketches directly reference it - bruce and mark's businessman characters sell scam patriotic products that are all just a rubber band, and buddy cole visits the middle east and ends up having sex with saddam hussein (tho fun fact this concept was written BEFORE 9/11). but the event casts an obvious shadow, especially since both the buddy cole bit and the danny husk monologue were recycled pieces from scott's cancelled one-man-show which was set to debut in new york city on september 19th 2001.

it's also interesting comparing this to SGND. the late 90s are often remembered through rose-tinted glasses due to a generally good economy in the united states and a lot of the social tensions with disenfranchised groups still bubbling under the surface rather than being talked about openly. SGND doesn't reference contemporary events much, but the closure of AT&Love from the KITH finale is undone since the economy has re-entered "rock-on fashion," and buddy cole comments on the Y2K computer bug being underwhelming. (i also went on a super long tangent on how the original show reflected the socioeconomic climate of the 90s but that's a whole other topic i need to go to bed)

i don't know how the KITH feel about "tour of duty." i can't know how much this strangeness was felt for them backstage, and i think in some regards it can only be picked up on as an outsider, albeit an outsider who has watched so much KITH content to know how their work evolved even when not on television. all in all, i'm glad "tour of duty" exists and even the swings that didn't really land for me are still admirable as creative choices.

it's also cool to analyze as someone who has now been to a KITH live show over 2 decades later and got to see those behind-the-scenes conversations play out. the bellini benefit also featured a lot of strangeness, caused by a limited rehearsal schedule and one of the cast members being unable to attend due to illness, but they absolutely exceeded these limitations to put on a very fun show. we did film the performance and rehearsals and that show is going to be released eventually (i'm not in charge of it but the person who is also works on the buddy cole doc so i'm involved). i don't know if it's going to be presented more like SGND or tour of duty or something completely different, but it'll be cool to be part of KITH live show canon

[whydontyousaeso]

“That big, dumb, smile”

Cody Rhodes x fem reader

Warnings- none!

Type- fluff

A/n- shout out to Drew for giving me this idea and getting me out of the small slump I was in. Fr tho after this I’ll start posting what I promised, love you guys 🫶

You groaned as you sat down, your body killing you.

It was unfortunately one of those matches where your body took everything personal, so you were in an insane amount of pain.

“Sweetheart, are you okay?”

You opened your eyes to see your husband, Cody Rhodes, approaching you in your shared locker room.

“I’m fine darling, just a little sore.”

He rubbed your shoulders, releasing some of the pain in your upper body.

You cracked out a small smile, watching him mold his face with an even bigger one.

That big dumb smile.

“I have to go for my match, but when I get done I’m taking you home and getting you in a warm bath. I love you sunshine”

“I love you too pumpkin”

“Sweetheart? Where are you?”

“I’m in here!”

You called out from your shared home gym, standing in front of the weights you were just lifting.

Your shirt was drenched in sweat, and you were huffing from the intense workout.

“I was wondering where you were, it was starting to freak me out a bit.”

You turned towards him and walked over, wrapping your arms around him and laying your head on his chest. Almost instinctively he wrapped both of his arms around you, one resting on the back of your head, the other on your waist.

He kissed the top of your head, causing you to look up at him.

That big dumb smile was there.

You traced his “Dream” tattoo and just took in him.

“Want to go take a shower together darling? We have a big night ahead of us”

You looked up again and stood on your toes, placing a kiss on his cheek.

“Of course, anything with you darling”

You sat in the chair next to Cody’s hospital bed. He had just got back from his surgery on his pec.

Honestly you were a bit frustrated.

He knew he would hurt him more if he done that stupid match in hell in a cell.

But he did it anyways.

Ultimately you couldn’t control what he did, but you tried to convince him against it with no avail.

You heard him stir and looked up, seeing him wake up slowly.

“Pumpkin? How are you feeling?”

You reached out and rubbed his cheek gently, feeling him lean into your touch.

“Felt better.”

You just smiled softly and kissed his head. He was still slightly under the pain medicine, but it didn’t fail.

He showed that big dumb smile, placing a small kiss on the inside of your hand.

“Your recovery will be over before you know it”

You squealed and jumped up and down, watching Cody throw Gunther over the top rope.

He finally did it, he was gonna headline wrestlemania.

You watched him celebrate, hands still covering your mouth. This was insane for both of you, having him work so hard just to come back in time to have a spot in the rumble.

You looked on your phone, seeing all the “congrats!” Messages from family and friends. You responded to a few, basically shaking from excitement.

You heard the door swing open and jumped up, running to the man you were able to call your husband.

Instantly he picked you up, kissing your lips and grabbing you desperately.

You laughed into the kiss, holding onto his neck.

He pulled back and laughed with you.

Smiling that big dumb smile.

“I’m so proud of you baby, you’ll be the champ in no time!”

He just smiled more and kissed you again, taking in every moment.

You gave Cody a tight lipped smile as he walked back into his locker room.

He didn’t win the title.

He just shrugged and sat down next to you, pulling you into his lap.

“It’s alright sweetheart, at least you’re not injured.”

He hummed in agreement, resting his head in the crook of your neck.

“I don’t think this is entirely a bad thing though.”

“What do you mean?”

You rubbed the back of his head.

“It’s easier to take off time without the championship.”

“Why would I need to take time off dear?”

He looked up at you, a bit of confusion laced across his features.

“For the baby of course.”

His eyes widened for a second.

“Baby?”

You nodded and bit your lip.

“You’re pregnant y/n?”

You nodded once more, watching his eyes light up.

Along with that big dumb smile.

He didn’t know you were standing in the doorway watching them.

Cody was holding your 5 month old daughter in the nursery, kissing her head and stomach.

You watched her laugh and smile as Cody gave her all the attention in the world.

And you saw how Cody looked at her, like she was the only thing in the entire world.

She was just like her father.

She had his eyes.

But most importantly,

She had the same big dumb smile that he had.

That damned big dumb smile.

[lilfishiefigureskates]

2025 World Championships Preview

I can’t believe it’s time for Worlds! 🥺 I’m happy that we get to delay the post-season depression by a couple of weeks this season because World Team Trophy is in April! But first we must survive Worlds.

Men - My Predicted Podium

Ilia Malinin (USA) - I fear that he’s going to do the 7 quad program again. Really wish he would take some quads out because doing 7 makes for a very messy program but I’m sure the crowd will eat up whatever he does. The only way he’s not winning is if something goes terribly wrong. IDK what he’s thinking with this new AI chat bot thing lol.

Yuma Kagiyama (Japan) - Heard he’s lowering his jump difficulty a bit in order to secure the Olympic spots for Japan which is very admirable. I think it would be so cool if he wins. I want two squeaky clean programs from him pls.

Junhwan Cha (South Korea) - I think it’s gonna be really close between Jun and Mikhail for 3rd place but I think Jun will be able to sneak ahead with his PCS as long as he puts down all his technical content with no hiccups. If he makes it on the podium I will be so happy.

(Rest of top 10 in no particular order)

Adam Siao Him Fa (France) - It has not been his season so I’m just hoping that he can put down two solid programs. His landings were scary af at Europeans. I really want him to do well but I am nervous.

Daniel Grassl (Italy) - I don’t love the fact that he’s probably gonna be in the top 10. His score is really gonna be decided by how strict the callers are going to be. Can’t wait to hate watch the Billy Elliot free - it’s literally my least favorite program of the season.

Nikolai Memola (Italy) - Grand Prix season was rough but he was pretty solid at Europeans. If he is able to perform like he did at Europeans he’ll end up in the second half of the top 10 but that’ll be a a good finish for him.

Shun Sato (Japan) - I am really nervous about Shun. The last two competitions I saw him at were JNats and World University Games and he did not do well in either. It’s been a hot sec tho so who knows what’ll happen. I will root for the fuecoco trio no matter what.

Mikhail Saidorov (Kazakhstan) - I think Jun is going to have to work really hard if he wants to challenge Mikhail for 3rd place. If Mikhail performs like he did at Four Continents it’s gonna be hard to beat. Really looking forward to his performance!

Lukas Britschigi (Switzerland) - I am a little nervous about him because he is recovering from butt surgery. Unless things go wrong for top contenders I don’t see him making it into the top 6.

Andrew Torgashev (USA) - Pizza King has had such a good season! I hope he can finish it off with a solid performance at Worlds. The pressure will def be on him to help get those 3 spots because who knows what Jason is going to do.

Women - My Predicted Podium

Kaori Sakamoto (Japan) - I think Kaori is going to have to do better than the best she’s done this season if she’s going to get 1st but I believe in her. I love her so much and if she 4-peats I will never stop talking about it ever.

Chaeyeon Kim (South Korea) - Miss girl was unstoppable at Four Continents. She always looks as cool as a cucumber, so I am not worried about her nerves. I know she will go out and kill it, I just hope she gives a smidge more in the PCS department.

Amber Glenn (USA) - If she puts down two clean programs and with a 3A in each, miss girl is going to win. I am a little nervous about her nerves because I’m sure there’s a lot of pressure on her as a favorite going into a home Worlds. I just want her to do well!

(Rest of top 10 in no particular order)

Nina Pinzarrone (Belgium) - Worlds did not go the way she wanted last year so I’m hoping she can get some redemption this year. Europeans was the best I’ve seen her all season so I hope she can harness some positive momentum.

Lara Naki Gutmann (Italy) - Miss girl is going to have to do her best in order to squeak into the top 10 but I really hope she does it because I love her. I’m interested to see what is going to happen next season with Anna Pezzetta on the scene.

Mone Chiba (Japan) - I love her so much, but unless some things go wrong I don’t think she’s going to make it onto the podium which is so sad. Four Continents was really rough for her so I’m looking forward to seeing her in better shape!

Wakaba Higuchi (Japan) - I think she can end up in the top 6 if she nails everything (Looking at you 3Lz3T) . Really hope the judges give her the PCS she deserves.

Kimmy Repond (Switzerland) - Europeans was a little rough but my girl is a fighter and I just know she’s going to go down swinging. She’s looked very hungry and determined all season. I hope she can put down a program she is proud of.

Alysa Liu (USA) - Can’t wait to cry during her short program again. I don’t think she’s gonna get close to her US Nationals score (because all nationals scores are fake) but I do think she has the capability to cross the 200 pt mark which she hasn’t done internationally this season.

Isabeau Levito (USA) - IDK what to expect from her but I hope she does well because if she does bad she’ll look sad and then I’ll get sad. It’s been so long since we’ve seen her compete, so I’m really excited to watch her programs again.

I will see you all on the other side! Happy watching everyone! I am nervous but excited!!!!

[femboyhunting]

So speaking of Mikie......how big is it....? 🤔

His heart? So big! He's got a lot of love to give and he'll give it all to you.

But yeah the shween is legitimately huge in canon, in game. I didn't even make this happen, he started off with an average penis. It's a side effect of getting kidnapped to the underground farm and turned into a cow. He also had tits for a bit there as a consequence of of the cow tf. Just a pair of absolute honkers. Hated it, made his life hell in objectively hilarious ways. He kept getting detention because he couldn't go to swim class. If he went in the men's locker room they'd all freak out because they thought he was a chick but if he went in the girls locker room they freaked out because he was a man. It was such a funny gameplay loop to me. It's not my fault I got collosal mommy milkers and a monster shlong that just won't quit, it's Remy's!! Also when Mikie came back Sydney immediately started calling him "my girlfriend". Which. Like, my man's a little confused but I appreciate the energy. So anyway the tits had to go.

Diversity win! This cis man had to get top surgery for his tits he got from being transformed into a cow. Actually it was just pills.

The monster shlong he kept tho, he likes it. He also really liked the horns and misses them.

[gizm0-gadgetz]

I was looking for these. Various sketches of Gadget interacting with the mechs, dunno how accurate all of them are tho (these are kinda old

Plus two comics specifically with Toy Solider

I just don't think it would know what top surgery is lol. Also diversity win! This cannibal is Trans!

[librariangayballstits]

I get second hand euphoria from my spouses top surgery. Like lemme explain.

We had been together over two years when we got the surgery scheduled. And all that time the picture I had of him in my mind wasn't in line with material reality. Something was always off and it felt so fucking weird and bad to look at him and not truly see him.

Then after the surgery, like immediatly after even tho he was all bandaged up and still dopey on drugs something clicked in my head. 'This is correct!'

Then after healing and getting to see him bare chested, god I just felt so happy for him. And everything felt right. The dissonance of my mental image and what I saw was gone and that space was filled with joy, happiness and euphoria.

It's pretty amazing to awe him flaunting around without a shirt on. So happy and clearly feeling right in himself.

Side note: this is why t4t is amazing. Why it matters. We can relate, share our pain and rejoice over the wins we get in our transitions.

[yanderefarm]

I am back and alive. It hasn't been actually long at all but it felt like a while since I was preparing for surgery, which is not complete. I slept pretty much all day today cuz of the anesthetic. Surgery went well and so I am finally free of the 'voluptuous bastards club'. Speaking of which how would all the boys be while I'm healing from top surgery? Especially those who want to be beaten and cannot while I am unable to fully move my arms or lift anything. Oh, an also, I think Silvian should be a Persian ragdoll mix (or just a ragdoll, they're the best cats)

-🪼

YOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOO BOOBIE FREE!!!!

how much did it weigh and did anyone win?

i think they'd be very caring or well the best they can be. like obviously ares and nephite are the best caretakers they're gonna be gentle and loving and get you everything you need. emil and noemie are gonna get someone else to get you everything you need. and then ajax, silvan, and achilles are going to do their best which varies from achilles doing a good job to silvan burning soup. the most important part is you getting better!!

tbh!! i considered making achilles a ragdoll and then ajax would be another big fluffy cat too. i just imagine persians as the most fancy pretty pampered kitties so i thought that fit silvan. i love ragdolls tho they're so cute.

[dima-pafl-real]

the way i had top surgery was wild actually. they refused to give it to me, but i knew how to rupture mutants organs so i might as well. accidentally fuked myself up with telekinesis so bad they had to operate tho which i guess is a win too

[coffin-bird]

As I'm battling insurance to pay for top surgery, I'm realizing with a great sense of irony and humor that the best thing that could happen during my consultation at the place insurance is trying to send me (while refusing to send me to the more qualified surgeon I want), is their surgeon saying I need to lose weight before he'd perform top surgery on me.

Bc I'm aware that that unfortunately happens, even tho top surgery is safe to perform and very effective on fat ppl, just bc doctors tend to be fatphobic. But if the surgeon actually refused to operate until I lose weight, while the surgeon I want is okay with it, I'd likely win my state hearing. Like, for the first time ever, I'm actually hoping a doctor is fatphobic lmao?

I do feel bad for the plastic surgeon my insurance wants me to see, bc it feels kinda mean to book a consult just to take down info to compare to a far better suited surgeon, but... oh well. Maybe health insurances shouldn't fuck over their customers, and then no one would take them to court.

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

ive been thinking about top nonstop for the past 24 hours and i can't help but wonder what his arc will actually look like

we're introduced to him in episode 1 as the top-tier. he's cool and confident, he's rich and hot and gets everything he wants and knows the answers to hard trivia quetions and charismatic as hell.

as the series goes on though we're introduced to other parts of him as well, that he has insomnia and has a hard time sleeping alone because he's scared of dying in his sleep alone and unloved, he won't/can't stick up for himself in various situations, he's pretty lonely, etc. he also hooks up with boston because of insecurity that mew is being genuine with him.

these things don't really negate the traits he's introduced with, he's still confident and cocky but post top/boston reveal it stops feeling cool and charismatic and starts seeming a bit desperate, and it doesn't get him whatever he wants in any given scenario anymore. I'd also say that compared to his introduction to the friendgroup, having the answers to the triva questions (i.e knowing the right things to say), following mew finding out about him having sex with boston we often see him speechless, or not speaking up for himself, especially when it comes to mew. it feels like since episode 6 at least, his smirk has been replaced with those sad puppy eyes.

now i'm one of those people that watches the show and thinks top did genuinely fall for mew and is genuine in his attempts to win him back, so i think it's interesting that the more love i see behind his actions, the less mew does.

I'd say the biggest effect on top's character is his relationship with mew/ mew's arc, because of how he agrees to change his lifestyle but also because of how he is framed. like in episode 2 top jumps in the lake to help cheum and mew notes it down as passing one of his boyfriend tests and when top jumps in to help mew in episode 9, its not received negatively but it doesn't but top immediately back in mew's good graces (actually i don't think we get mews thoughts on it at all cause he had just passed out but wtv). similarly top taking care of mew after his lasik surgery vs at the halloween party. i'd imagine that if top's interaction with mew's moms had happened pre episode 6 top would have gotten top marks from mew instead of being met with annoyance. theres probably many more instances like these but i'm starting to lose the point of this post the more i go on. (one last point is in episode 9 top is about to take some sleeping pills and decides instead to seak out human company, which could be just a way to introduce boeing to the story but i still think about it in terms of mew telling to to stop doing drugs, different drugs i know, in exchange for affection...anyway). we've seen the ways top has started to change but i don't think we've gotten as strong a sense as to where his character will go from here.

with mew we see him start out as the table holder, as the guy whose never been in a relationship but has a very clear image in his head of what it has to be like and when he finds someone who passes his tests and enters a relationship he thinks is perfect he ends up feeling betrayed and heartbroken. then we see mew lose his sense of self, enter his bad boy winning the idgaf war era and also what it takes for him to get out of it and start to come to terms with how he feels and why. we've seen who mew was introduced to us as, how he broke out of that mold, and where he may go next

boston was the hunter, who didn't do relationships because of all the drama. he becomes friends with benefits with nick and breaks his rule and starts to develop some feelings and it ultimately does lead to a lot of drama, mostly at the expense of his friendships. it seems tho that moving forward boston may re-evaluate his stance of relationships, not in favor of changing how he is necessarily but the value he places on other people and how he treats them.

ray is introduced to us the drunkard and guy with an unrequited crush. i personally will say ray is a bit different from these other characters because i think all of us ray enthusiasts clocked what layed beneath his surface almost immediately but nevertheless, he starts out as the guy who drinks too much when he goes out and gets called a burden by his friends for it, then we find out about his mother drinking herself to death, about his past suicide attempt because he feels unlovable and like he'll always be a burden, but we also see him try to move on with sand, to open up even, then get immediately roped back into his negative emotions in episode 6 when he self sabotages because self fulfilling prophecy, and we see things start to fall apart for him in episode 7/8 but pick back up in episode 9 with the prediction being the rest of his arc will revolve around dealing with his addiction and the impact that will have on his life.

i lost the plot of this post so bad someone please make coherent thoughts about this character cause clearly i can't. genuinely don't know what the point of this was supposed to be....

[littleladymab]

FebruarOC - Uriah

Hey hi hello did you know i'm obsessed with this guy? As I said in SWBC, I can't stop spinning him around like a rotisserie chicken in my head. 

I created his counterpart Kaedmon a few months ago (and I'll talk about her at the end of the month as a bonus character) and came up with Uriah in January! He's only slightly less new than Quin and Horatio, but I named them all at the same time. 

For January in SWBC, we read Phasma. My thoughts on the book aside, the framing narrative was someone in the First Order apprehended a Resistance pilot and then fudged the paperwork or something I guess so that there was no record of her being arrested and held on the ship and dragged her away to question her about Phasma. I have so many questions, but the biggest one came down to: Why are you going to nickname your rival Resistance spy/pilot Starling and the all-red armored NOT Elrik Vonreg from SW Resistance First Order guy Cardinal and NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? Honestly I got a lot more mad about that than I did anything else in the book, because everything else I just shrugged off but that was the biggest missed opportunity. Also his "I love the First Order and everything it stands for" to "what am I doing with my life (but I still love the first order)" took a grand total of like 48 hours TOPS and wasn't... good. It just wasn't well done. 

So I came away from that book CRAVING spy v spy content. And, well, my Jedi OC is also a Fulcrum agent, so like, it made sense, right, to then make an ISB agent to be against her? 

I settled on his ISB designation before I did a name and it was mostly as a joke that had made sense to me at the time?? But now he's ISB-789 and Kaedmon calls him "Hungry 8's" and when he goes "???" she says "you know, because seven ate nine?" and he asks "Not to encourage this but then shouldn't I be hungry 7's?" and she says "No :)"

He's 20 at the end of the clone wars, and a full agent of ISB by 25, so that makes him about 40 by the end of the galactic civil war. He's from a planet at the far end of the Outer Rim, close to Wild Space but still part of the imperial "jurisdiction" (I haven't settled on any currently existing planet or not), but because he's great with accents to help him blend in, he's able to immediately adapt the core world accent. (he's not that great with the languages tho) He has a younger sister who he helped put through a fancy school on Coruscant and she's a nature photographer; their parents still live back on their home planet, despite Uriah offering to help them live in the Empire. 

More recently for SWBC we read Battlefront II: Inferno Squad and that is truly what made me start rotating him around even faster in my brain -- they're not ISB, but they're working for ISB and they go undercover into a rebel op to try and destroy it and/or find a data leak and now THAT IS THE SPY SHIT I WANTED and so instead of creating a character out of frustration I just started spinning him at warp speeds to pick up any of the stray pieces of inspo floating around. But more to the point, it was a good exercise at listening to Imperial minds in a way that didn't make them see like big joke clowns like can happen. 

So it'll be fun to lean into that when writing for Uriah because you get to see him fully believing in what he's working for, as a field operative infiltrating smuggling rings and drug gangs etc to make the galaxy a better place in the early part of the Empire -- but then as it goes on longer and longer and he gets more involved (tangentially) with the rebellion through Kaedmon, and ISB/the empire being less and less interested in investigating corruption in certain aspects, that building disillusion with their place and so on. 

And not to "diversity win!" the empire, but he's a trans guy! He gave himself the gift of top surgery after being accepted into the Imperial Academy. 

In my thoughts about how they interact with canon, I did jot down that Uriah probably knows Kallus as they're about the same age and ISB agents -- though while Kallus went on to be as you see him in Rebels, Uriah does mostly undercover work. So when Kallus joins the Rebels, Kaedmon will get to know him... and when Uriah finds out that Kallus is also Fulcrum, he about loses his whole damn mind and probably pulls a muscle laughing so hard. 

I did write like 2200 words of an outline for him and Kaedmon, and I was fully going to sit down and write how the two of them met but my brain has been absent like all evening so I'll probably do a double big drabble for the two of them at the end of the month.

[testosterone-log]

Day 43

- didnt go on my walk :( my leggies hurted too much to go

NSFW ig? Wish it wasnt but yknow

- thought a lot about what bottom surgery would be like. Sounds great honestly but id absolutely love if i could have a normal actual penis instead of one that requires a sacrifice of skin

- like itd be great if i could fuck like a guy (and i know straps exist, i meant like being able to fuck with a P and get my own pleasure out of it) and pee standing up and jork it. I think the sensation is what matters most to me, next to being able to piss at a urinal. Tho if i did get bottom surgery and went to a urinal im sure thered be dudes lookin at my schlong like "what rhe FUCK happened to your dick bro it looks like a frankenstein"

- id also lose the ability to get penetrated (unless i tried out anal but im not really into that. Maybe i will be if i grow a prostate) but itd get replaced with the ability to penetrate so its honestly a win. I could also make endless dick jokes. Idk if id be able to get hard tho, id have to do more research, and even if i cant itd save me from public erection embarrassment

- i really dont see any downsides to a successful bottom surgery tbh. Other than the costs ofc

- and obviously this is a long LONG way away rn. And it needs a lot more thought. But id love to see some more recovery photos since i cant find any on the internets (yes this is me implicitly asking for dick pics from bottom surgery guys. Or even just a convo with someone who got bottom surgery)

- bottom surgery is a big deal, even bigger than top surgery or even T imo. Its a change of the genitals, and the genitals are something people dont wanna talk about a lot, and because its a hush-hush subject, a lot of research and discussion is censored. If i wanted to learn more id have to dive a little deeper into the internet

- anyway im obvi gonna give this a LOT more thought but yknow thats whats on the MothMan's Mind

[silentsockfeet]

more favorite moments from c2, starting at e072

fjord rejecting uk’otoa by saying “you need me more than i need you” and holding himself ransom by piercing himself with his sword and threatening his life, then throwing it into lava after being briefly interrupted by ~some~ god (possibly the wild mother?? possibly uk’otoa? idk) and then when it’s all over he’s lost his powers and his sword

then going to caduceus after to get healed and caduceus comforting him and saying that this was just the start of a new journey (e072)

whoever was the person that drew molly with top surgery scars i owe you my life (e072 - break)

and then the next episode everyone is ragging on fjord making jokes about how weak he is lmfaoooo (e073)

i am heavily mourning the loss of fjord’s country accent tho :(

jester getting turned into a mammoth mid battle with some.. lobster? thing?? and laura is clearly having a blast with it bc it deals a shitton of damage so jester is just stomping the heck out of this thing while liam makes elephant noises in the background and jester gets hit with some fire damage but laura just goes “fuck it i’m a mammoth i don’t care” it was so great (e073)

nott and beau racing to the top of a tree and beau starts off tripping nott up with her staff and that all escalates until finally nott shoots beau in the ass with a fuckin GUN and even then beau still wins the race. and then she chucks nott out the tree lol (e073)

reani is such a fun guest star haha i love all of her interactions with the locals especially umi who seems like a begrudging older brother figure to her. i wish we got to see her interact with fen more bc i love a tragic gay almost love story

but the kiss between her and beau was sooooo cute i love how loud and boisterous reani is until she finds someone cute and tries to flirt with them then suddenly she’s so quite and shy and awkward haha (e076)

i don’t know what exactly happened but i think they were trying to teleport to different cobalt sol archives to learn the teleportation sigils? do they tried sneaking into rexentrum(?) and ended up getting caught and jester got shot and they got banned from that archive. then they tried AGAIN at port damali, jester got shot TWICE MORE, and they get banned from THAT archive too. just the most insane chain of events in the span of like half an hour (e078)

allura giving the gang a magic mirror to talk to them when the go into the happy fun ball and jester using it as if she’s facetiming her haha and laura using her lollipop as a prop for the mirror holding it out in front of her to show off the gang (e081)

sam being late so he can’t be there to do the dnd beyond ad so liam takes over and his bit is pouring out a giant glass of wine in the world’s noisiest and slowest aerator so for like a minute straight it’s the cast just sitting there in silence as the wine sputters out like the worlds weakest and longest fart idk why but this was one of the funniest dnd beyond ads to me and the bar was already high (i think it helped that it was the halloween ep too so they were all sitting around in these ridiculous outfits watching the wine pour out) (e083)

nott trying to open a box but dying instantly because it was trapped (!!!) and then jester bringing her back and matt describing the traveler’s hand as he basically pushes her life essence or whatever back into her (e083)

i will say it’s so intriguing to me how quickly they all moved on from that moment bc it happened so quickly. molly’s death was so big and intense but caduceus and now nott dying is almost a non issue. it’s crazy how much having a cleric around and a couple level ups will change the game

and i love how after that everyone is like “nott check for the goddamn traps” they’re all so intense about it because they’re so worried for her (e083)

the ladies all getting tattoos and beau decides to get the same all seeing eye on the back of her neck that molly had :’) and taliesin was off to the side hyping her up the whole time (e084)

obann attempting to mind control beau and for a moment it works and then marisha’s turn comes along and she reveals that beau uses stillness of mind to end a charmed effect and everyone at the table loses it and even matt looks like shocked and impressed (e086)

ashley FINALLY coming back for good and when she gets welcomed to the table she does a little victory lap and you can see her zooming along behind everyone on the cameras haha (e086)

and the caduceus casting dispel magic on the sigil that’s been mind controlling yasha and it succeeds and everyone goes wild and yasha comes back with her mind clear and just falls to her knees with this agonizing wail UGH it was so well acted (e086)

AND THEN YASHA GETS THE KILLING BLOW ON OBANN!!!!! and she rips off his wings and stabs him through the back and as he’s dying the big bad yells at him and goes “you failed you shall be punished” and yasha leans in and goes “did you hear what he said” and watches on as he dies fuuuuuck dude i love when things come full circle (e086)

[sambadeamigosgato]

Mikey and Donnie obviously win because (according to my headcanons) Mikey figured out they weren’t a girl pre-series and Donnie did their top surgery (this is before either of them were 15 for reference) AMD later when Mikey figured out he used multiple pronouns that caused Dee’s egg to crack which made her realize she’s bigender

Brock is very unlikely to realize that about himself and ash. Idk man he probably transitioned a few years before evil dead (imagine being him and thinking that transitioning will be the hardest part of your life at that point)

Ash does get a point for being trans and getting a woman pregnant tho. He keeps being put in situations but he sure did do that causing Brock to exist

BAHAHAHA YEA

The answer is magic peanits. He got a magic peanits. And thats how brock exists.

[mothlau]

Not Eagle Anon but briefly popping in to say:

Charles: one hand scratching Max’s scalp, other hand calculating if it’s logistically possible to stage a coup within Ferrari and get it under order in time to win the WDC next year in her notes app

Max: HONKKKKK MI MI MI MI MI ZzzZzz [insert that old cartoon archetype of the blue and white striped nightgown and that stupid little pompom hat and the candle]

REAL SHE SNORES SO LOUDLY (for meme purposes yes, she's wearing the old man pjs, for actual factual purposes, she only wears plaid pants to sleep, tits out) (esp after she gets top surgery)

also you just know charles is trying to find the most reputable etsy witches to put a curse on ferrari (not her side of the garage tho)