The shuffle song being named "Ringing evil phone" is hilarious to me for all the obvious reasons, but also because of the fact that Ritsu speaks fluent English (Operetta). While I'd assume the rest of them got a translation, Ritsu almost 100% knows exactly how ridiculous that sounds from a full English perspective and decided to go with it because on god he needs to see how this turns out.
Every time he sings that title in a sexy whisper™️ along with four other people who Do Not Realize he probably thinks it's the absolute funniest shit and gleefully hopes Eichi is regretting ever approving this (meanwhile Tsukasa came to support his senior and is currently having an aneurysm in the front row).
I've been meaning to introduce one of my Storybots ocs that I've had for a while but here we go. Let me introduce you to...
Melissa Malware
She's a totally normal storybot who is definitely not a shapeshifting virus who has alterative motives for taking over the computer world! :D
Melissa is inspired by the Melissa and I LOVE YOU computer viruses, influencing both her name and theme of spreading love worldwide. In an alternate universe called the LoveBug AU, she launches a campaign called "Project I LOVE YOU", encouraging StoryBots to express love in various forms, aiming to boost mental well-being and promote world peace. She also advocates for self-care, which leads people to work less and less, eventually creating a job crisis in the computer world.
However, Melissa's true intent is to infect others, causing them to slack off from work, which in turn slows down real-world computers, much like a virus. As her followers idolize her, they unknowingly spread her influence, infecting others with the same behavior.
Melissa's origins lie in a more abstract form sent into the internet by her creator. Her mission was to oversee a planted computer worm and ensure its success without interference, remaining in the shadows. However, her plan was unexpectedly derailed when a young Bang, wandering in the internet department while accompanying his father, mistook the worm for a colorful gummy and ate it.
Enraged and shocked, Melissa's task was ruined, forcing her to shift focus and watch over Bang as he grew up, tracking the effects of the worm on him. Over the years, she observed his growing forgetfulness and other changes (I'll make a future post about this and my theory in more detail) as she remained in the shadows. During this time, Melissa herself evolved. Watching storybots and their society, she became curious about life beyond her virus role. She gradually changed her appearance to resemble a storybot and secretly longed for a life where she wasn’t bound to a pre-programmed destructive endgame.
As she grew fond of the attention and adoration from those who saw her as one of them rather than a virus, Melissa tried to prolong her influence and delay her inevitable mission of ruining the computer world, torn between fulfilling her creator’s purpose and finding belonging among storybot society.
When Bang becomes an adult and the computer worm fully integrates with his programming, Melissa is devastated to discover that the worm is now inseparable from Bang, and removing it would kill it. This ruins her original plan, forcing her to adapt. Instead of separating the worm, she decides to use Bang to spread the infection.
Melissa presents herself as a sweet, humble activist and invites Bang to join her "Project I LOVE YOU," using his recognizable and beloved status in the community to help promote her cause. Behind her friendly demeanor, however, Melissa despises Bang, seeing him as a foolish and undeserving figure who, for some reason, is adored by everyone. Despite her loathing, she plays the role of a supportive ally, manipulating him into unknowingly aiding her true goal, while he remains completely oblivious to her hatred and intentions.
So in a nutshell, Bang has no enemies... except for one which is Melissa because she hates his guts LMAO. But yeah that's the LoveBug AU basically. There's more to it but that's for another time.
One important thing about Melissa is that her and Milo (@supgoddo's oc) are in true real love and are perfect for each other YIPPIEE GRRR I LOVE THEM SM
Anyways that's it for now for Melissa! Just wanted to introduce her character and stuff. Live laugh love Melissa <3
I’m the non-gentlest gentleman you’ll ever meet and I’m your favourite concept writers favourite concept writer.
I am in a very happy relationship with the love of my life @schizojerkcircle!!!!! DO NOT send me nudes, don’t flirt with me, don’t say anything that’s not related to my writing or commissions or you’ll be blocked immediately.
Like I just mentioned, I take commissions. My limits are just below, but i’m willing to talk it through. My basic rate is £2/per 100 words or $2.50/per 100 (exchange rates). You can be as specific as you want. If you like my writing and want a commission, don’t be afraid to DM me :)
HARD DNI LIST:
MINORS, AGELESS BLOGS, DETRANS BLOGS, PRO-ED/ANA BLOGS, PRO-SH BLOGS, AGE PLAYERS, PEDOS, ZOOPHILES, PEOPLE LOOKING TO SEXT.
BIGOTS, TERFS/HOMOPHOBES/TRANSPHOBES/RACISTS/N@ZI’s/ZIONISTS AND CHASERS. fuck all of yall btw.
Everyone else, you’re welcome here :)
KINKS AND LIMITS:
HARD LIMITS: UNSOLICITED NUDES/SEXTING ME, ANY FORM OF AGE PLAY, MISGENDERING/DETRANS BLOGS, BEASTIALITY, INCEST, SCAT, GORE, RACEPLAY, VOMIT, PISS, FEET, ANAL.
SOFT LIMITS: CNC, SOMNO, PET PLAY (will update)
VERY VERY MUCH INTO: BEING CALLED DADDY/SIR (BY MY BOYFRIEND EXCLUSIVELY), OVERSTIMULATION, EDGING, RUINED ORGASMS, DEGRADATION, PUPPY PLAY, PRAISE, TEASING, BODY WORSHIP, BREEDING KINK (NOT PREGNANCY), COCKWARMING, CHOKING, SLAPPING, SPANKING, IMPACT PLAY, SADOMASOCHISM, MARKING (GIVING/RECEIVING), BONDAGE, BRAT TAMING, FORCED EYE CONTACT, SPIT, KNIFE PLAY, BLOOD PLAY, BEING CUT (ALL THREE ARE RECEIVING EXCLUSIVELY)
i’m back!!!!! and i bring gifts: the digital piece i’ve been saying i’m working on since before my hiatus, and a promise that i already have some pieces lined up (both oc and just fanart) so i won’t be gone that long (hopefully) again!!!
also ooo you can never return to who you once were ooo the old you is dead and you killed her ooo can you even recognize the girl in the polaroid ooo
i love diane dearly, i swear, i just also love torturing her <3
below the cut are just some more versions, mainly without the filters and shadow/text :)
Hey y'all! I'm Coz (or Void) and it's about time I make an intro post :)
I've been lurking about the writing/whump communities for years now so... What changed? I finally feel like I've posted and engaged enough to warrant an intro haha. I'd really like to follow even more writers to keep myself on the writing train.
I mostly write original content with above average suffering (hello whump community), but I do like writing stuff set in existing stories (see: Vigilante). I also reblog plenty of stuff ))
My pinned has most of my WIPs—nothing truly complete by my standard, but there's a bit for each. My most recent WIP is Sticks and Stones, but I'll be working on Carrie and Willow sometime soon... eventually...
Feel free to send me asks! I'm down to talk about tropes or share fun facts or a secret third thing.
I would kill to have video of this performance, or better yet have seen it live!
The rhythm section is so fierce, it’s like you’re sitting right next to Jonesy’s amp, and I can only imagine how relentless Bonzo was on the drums. Those triplets are something else.
The sounds Jimmy pulls from his guitar are raunchy and groovy and driving all at once. I cannot get enough of those piercing chords.
I need to see Robert’s stage presence during that rhythm change, during “why don’t you roll over baby, see what it’s like on the other side”, and especially during that last belting note he hits at the end.
i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is
I feel like I've gotten a fair amount of new followers lately and also wanted to kind of put all my important links/info in one place, so hence, it is time for a new pinned post!
Fanfic Stuff!
I'm KChan88 over on A03! Link is here.
If you follow me for Les Mis (and other French nonsense) the fics I'm most known for are Les Hommes de la Misericorde and Between the Soul and the Star (plus, a lot of other Les Amis fic).
If you follow me for yet more French nonsense, i.e. Phantom of the Opera, my big fics in that fandom are my Lesbian Girl Raoul fics, She Was Bound to Love You and When She Heard You Sing.
If you follow me for magic space monks, i.e. Star Wars, I'm most known for my Shoulder the Sky series, which includes the RoTS fix-it of the same name and its sequel, Whispers From the Dead. I also write a lot of QuinObi fic and run a week for them each October. You can find the sideblog for that here. I love the Jedi, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Padme, Quinlan, the Skywalker twins, Kanan, Ezra, and you know, many more.
I'm currently working on a new prequels-era long fic called Kill the Lights! I've also got a QuinObi AIDS Crisis AU going now called Blood Makes Noise.
Original Writing Stuff!
I also have an ongoing historical pirates series called The Constellation Trilogy, of which the first two installments (Sailing by Orion's Star and Sailing by Carina's Star) are out now! The third installment, Sailing by Gemini's Star, came out in June 2024. This series started out as a Les Mis fic many moons ago, so if you're looking for that fic it is now an original trilogy! All the important buy links and other info (newsletter, website, other social media) for the pirate trilogy is right here in one handy place! And if you read the books and like them, feel free to drop a review on GR or Amazon! It always helps.
Other Stuff!
This blog is a grab bag of all kinds of things! Les Mis, musical theater, PIRATES (including the best TV show ever, Black Sails), history and historical fiction, queer stuff, fanfic and original writing, Star Wars (Obi-Wan my dearly beloved and the prequels especially), and other books and movies and TV shows I like.
Also I'm very friendly so please feel free to message me or send asks!
answered with some people here, but i will GLADLY mention more gifmaker friends: you miles <3 and then also @benoitblanc @uservalerian @roykentt @userparamore @djarin @buckysbarnes @bylrndgm and @barbie-movie !!
12. Font(s) you like using
ohhhh i have a lot but i think out of the ones i use the most often (which you can most likely find somewhere in my fonts tag):